Sunday, December 31, 2017

Blind Item #4

This B list actress who is a former professional beard lost out on a potential client to that celebrity offspring who is all over Miami. That is a first for the B list actress.

40 comments:

AvignonVagabond said...

lily collins and hailey baldwin

AvignonVagabond said...

for shawn mendes

Don Kieballs said...

Olivia Munn without anything to back that up. Just because she's been described as a professional beard and this says former, while anyone bearding now wouldn't be a former

sandybrook said...

It's probably Olivia Munn she was just in Miami this week.

sandybrook said...

And so was Hailey Baldwin celebrating her 21st birthday and getting legally shitfaced.

andy81 said...

Munn's leaving her prime, still wouldn't mind her bearding for me if she's looking for work.

AvignonVagabond said...

At 37 I would hope Olivia would not be considered to beard for a 19 year old.

sandybrook said...

Andy I'm not sure you understand what a beard's job is...

andy81 said...

i can pretend to be gay^^

John Doe said...

@Andy, why do you need a beard?

How is Lilly 'former'. Isn't she still bearding? I'm also going with Olivia on this one. Apparently Aaron stepped up to a younger beard. Who was the potential client in Miami?

John Doe said...

Who hooks up these bearding contract? I'm trying to figure out how the business model works.

hunter said...

The agents arrange the contracts.

sandybrook said...

PR firms.
Andy, you are merely paying her a huge amount of money to be seen in public with you are pretend she is your g\f..because you want everyone to think you aren't gay. Like Aaron Rodgers paid her big money to do for a couple of years.

Don Kieballs said...

Straight celeb doesn't want to be in a relationship, but it makes for great PR
Closeted celeb wants straight relationship PR to keep up appearances
It's a business arrangement is assume set up by their management or publicist

Sd Auntie said...

Andy, I don't think Olivia has sex and you would be wasting your money! Olivia Culpo is much better!

andy81 said...

@sandy im well aware of what bearding means, it was a poor attempt of a joke. also it would raise my profile for sure^^

andy81 said...

isn't Culpo just burning other peoples money at this point? not sure my 9-5 job could handle her demands...

Guesser said...

I thought Mendez dumped Hailey because she was still yachting? Olivia is too old for him, does Aaron Rogers has a celeb offspring beard? Maybe Lewis Hamilton with Olivia and Hailey?

Guesser said...

SdAuntie,Olivia Munn has had sex with everyone except Aaron Rogers.

Lalalisa57 said...

What does yachting mean with the blinds?

Sd Auntie said...

Really? I thought she was gay...just the vibes she gives off! LOL

Sd Auntie said...

Prostitutes on a boat who do things with bodily fluids for 6 or more figures

Don Kieballs said...

Lalalisa57 - yacht girls. girls who (try to) earn money by being arm candy (and more) to rich men. Basically prostitution, but involving yachts and models instead of local prostitutes. Better whores, more privacy, you can't bring a street hooker to Cannes, but you can bring a yacht girl who happens to also be a model or actress.

This and That said...

That’s who I was thinking though b + is extremely generous.

Lalalisa57 said...

Thanks @Sd Auntie and Don K.

Adrian Zmed said...

Couple things: (1) Nothing to do with the lovely Lily Collins who would have been discussed in the context of her father's status (2) Olivia Munn and Hailey Baldwin sound plausible as the people but one wonders why they would be paired for the same guy given their age differences. That said, both have a similarly unusual attractiveness (i.e. no Grace Kellys here). Similar that way, as well as bearding roles (3) I don't see Shawn Mendes with Munn. So maybe there is another B list actress beard who is losing to Hailey Baldwin for Mendes. The question is who is that - and it isn't Lily C as she would be B+ offspring of permanent A lister singer/musician.

AvignonVagabond said...

Bella Thorne is also known for bearding and has been connected to him in the past.

TJ said...

What is even the point of using these "beards" anymore? I don't think anybody even cares. Even the right-wingers are promoting gay cultural figures now with Milo and that other guy from the Punditman fake news website.

just sayin' said...

I got the joke, andy81. Tough audience.

andy81 said...

having certain known beards might be some sort of batman sign in the air for the gay community "i'm up for grabs" ^^

LizOz said...

Bless you 😂😂 inducting all the newbies 😘

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Unknown said...

I would love to be a beard but I'm 45 and a little old got it. Andy holla at me if you're like 90 though lol. How does one even go about finding a partner like this? I can't imagine it's too common these days.

Seriously I knew someone whose stepmom had a setup like this and she lived in a mansion and drove a high end Mercedes and didn't have to live with the dude. She stopped when she became involved with the father of the person I knew though.

Unknown said...

I meant old FOR IT, not got it. I wish this would let you edit.

andy81 said...

I got 81 in my name for a reason^^ but judging by the pic, U would still be a fine beard imo.

Crazycatlady said...

LOL “prostitutes on a boat”..... boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me my boats and hoes.

Unknown said...

"Boat whores" is a better term, I think.

Sd Auntie said...

Haha.. New slang for 2018! Thanks Liz!

Dealeyplazamom said...

As a Chicagoan, the Aaron Rodgers comment gives me glee!

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