Sunday, December 31, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 28, 2017

This old, foreign born permanent A++ list singer/musician got absolutely hammered at a party this past week and played versions of some of his most massive hits. Apparently he made all the versions R to X rated. Absolutely everyone loved it and no idea he had those versions in his head.

Paul McCartney

35 comments:

Karen D.C. said...

Sounds like a good time.

Vie Zeen said...

@Karen: +1,000!! Hoping it'll make it on youtube for those of us not in attendance!!!

Spider Rico said...

Baby I'm amazed at the way you #%&@ me all the time...!

Just4Fun said...

Why wasn't this labeled a "Kindness"?

John Doe said...

Ok, I know its Sir Paul from the Beatles, but... a 75 year old getting plastered and singing lewd songs sounds a bit unpretty.

rosie riveter said...

Every time I see a picture of Sir Paul I see older lesbian. No joke, my brain automatically sees aged dyke

Rafael said...

Never happened. Stop LARPing.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY! Thank you Enty. Happy new year it's Akreagu mmmm 2018 in my token zone! πŸ—½πŸ‘©πŸ»πŸš•πŸ‚✨

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Ops wrong emoji OmG πŸ’›

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Taht a what I want to know

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Dear Primudence open up your eeeeyyyyesss *ASTRAL PROJECTS*

Scandi Sanskrit said...

+11111 infinity

Scandi Sanskrit said...

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lalazz said...

LOL! Couldn't love this more if I tried!

YummyBoogers said...

Bwahahahaaaaaa. This would have been the concert of a lifetime!!

Sd Auntie said...

Boring Beatle Paul has a naughty side! Nice!

Guesser said...

@JohnDoe,it he does it once,it's a hoot,if he does it every day, it's creepy.

AndrewBW said...

I never get invited to these parties. :-(

Do Tell said...

I LOVE that this is him.

"And when you touch it I get happy, inside.."

Do Tell said...

Paul has been a lot of things, but boring isn't one of them. He's really pretty funny.

MotΓΆrhead said...

He didn’t have to change some lyrics
Cum together, right now, over me
Splat!

K said...

Same, or a baby bird cartoon. My BFF and I saw him in concert a few years ago at a festival and couldn’t watch him- looked too much like a bird.

Shawn McGuire said...

I bet he led with Ebony and Ivory...

Unknown said...

Why does everyone think he's squeaky clean and innocent? He was a Beatle, and they did the drugs/groupie/rock star thing, they invented a lot of it.

Vie Zeen said...

@Scandi: I think you're already "happy" and having a good time this Happy New Years Eve. haha

LizOz said...

Yessssss

texasrose said...

Hard to imagine anyone that wouldn't 'love' it.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

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Scandi Sanskrit said...

That's a good one HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Happy New Year, Vie Zeen!!!!! 🍾πŸ₯‚✨

Scandi Sanskrit said...

No that was the Rolling Stones' thing. These ones liked to meditate in ashrams.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

And Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds doesn't count because it is a actually a good drug. Shrinks in. The '60s used to prescribe them until the American government got paranoid about it and stopped all research. It had great potential. I saw a documentary on NatGeo.

lutefisk said...

So many of The Beatles/Wings songs were R to X-rated but no one realized it at the time. Compared to today's lyrics they were nothing, but the Beatles managed to playfully add some definite "R" lyrics. Listen to "Girl" and you will hear the "tititititit" in the background, "Daytripper" was changed from “she's a cock teaser, she took me half the way there” to “she's a big teaser...”

Missyrocks53 said...

He has always seemed very kind-hearted. Love him.

rosie riveter said...

Probably because he's fairly ugly. If he was hot everyone would assume he's crazysexyfun

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