Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Blind Item #12

This foreign born A list comic/B+ list actor is cheating on his wife. Frequently. With many different women.

51 comments:

DrGonzo said...

corden?

Tricia13 said...

Sascha Baron Cohen

sandybrook said...

Seth Rogan?

Land Manatee said...

Yeah, SBC is a cool kat but not the most faithful.

Bennett said...

Ricky Gervais

Tricia13 said...

Wildly talented as well:(

Violet said...

Russell Brand

Newbomb said...

Yakov Smirnoff.

filmfanb said...

+1 Violet

Heather Duke said...

+1 on Yakov Smirnov.

Don Kieballs said...

I haven't heard the name Yakov Smirnov in so long. What a country!

Don Kieballs said...
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Don Kieballs said...

^^^^^^^^ I attempted an in Russia joke that was so bad I had to delete it

Florin said...

You're lucky you're not in Soviet Russia, Don, the joke would have deleted you!

ToobisTheZebra said...

Sacha Baron Cohen was Rebel Wilson’s harasser, so this wouldn’t surprise me

plot said...

Gervais isn't married.

SBC all the way. Don't know why that cutie Isla married him.

ladybugmo1 said...

If it was Sacha, wouldn’t it say celebrity wife?

Don Kieballs said...

Florin - excellent work! Spasibo!

Her said...

I remember reading where Elsa had to go through some sort of religious training in order for him to marry her while she was pregnant with her first child. He's a douche and she's an idiot

Her said...

Ilsa

mike m said...

The Goblin, Patton Oswald or whatever that trolls name is.

hothotheat said...

Gervais not married. Long long time gf though.

Newbomb said...

@don with the name Don Kieballs, every one of your posts makes me laugh.

Florin said...

@mike m: Patton Oswalt was born in in the US.

Ice Angel said...

My husband, his twin brother, and a group of friends take a pilgrimage every couple of years when Yakov Smirnoff is touring. They wear their russian fur hats and he calls them out all the time. They have pics with him and he's a really cool guy.

A dumb idiot said...

In Soviet Russia, wife cheats on you! ...wait

Don Kieballs said...

@Newbomb - I had watched "Abel Raises Cain" about Alan Abel, professional hoaxter and somehow ended up using that name. I can't remember if I got it from the documentary or it just inspired me to make it.

Alan Abel, BTW, is still trying to collect his $919.58 summary judgement awarded to him in a small claims suit against Donald Trump in 1994.

Penelope said...

Oh, I hate to hear that it's probably SBC. They always seemed like such a cute, cool couple.

Dahling said...

Florin wins today!!!!

Sara, Making It Work said...

I'll be different and say Chris O'Dowd.

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Have you seen Isla though? So fine.

Tricia13 said...

Beautiful and talented girl-very charming

ckpsjp said...

Patton Oswalt, talented jerk that he is, is American and a widower.

Sally said...

I am friends with Yakov Smirnoff and he is definitely not cheating on anyone. A true romantic if there ever was one. A good guy. One of the few.

Hanniam said...

+infinity

Brayson87 said...

An unfaithful comic, noooooo

In Soviet Russia post blinds you.

Sign Name Below said...

@Florin
😂

Sd Auntie said...

Isla is gorgeous sascha is ahem different but funny

Sally Cinnamon said...

Is Russell Brand married again?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

OMG YOH GUYS. I love old Soviet reversal jokes!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🖤

KEEP IT UP COMRADES! 👏🏼

Haywood Jablomee said...

British born Bob Hope, Nailed It!! And so did Bob!!!

Adrian Zmed said...

If SBC then so disappointing. Isla Fisher should dump his ass ASAP and marry me (though I need to get divorced first).

Samantha Willow said...

lmfao I guess I'm late to the party of realizing what Don's name means ahahahahahaaaaa all this time I thought "why isn't he being anon?"

Sara, Making It Work said...

@ckpsjp
Patton Oswalt has remarried.

Jeweled Skye said...

Kevin Hart

Elizabeth S. said...

I didn't get it either, until just yesterday, and I've been reading this site for at least a couple of months.

Travelgrrl said...

And all this time, I was reading it as "Don Kielbasa", which evoked an, ahem, different image altogether.

No wonder he's my favorite commenter!

Chamomile Pee. said...

Yeah, and unfortunately this wouldn't surprise me if it's him.

Anonymous said...

Really? What, how, when? Ali G is a douche, say it isn't so?!

Dyl Pickle & Fanny Licker, LLC said...

All of 'em.

katsm0711 said...

Omg all these years and you’re not the first commenter to say how funny it is... and I only got the joke now lol

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