Saturday, January 06, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 2, 2017

Most people forget she is a celebrity offspring. This B+ list mostly movie actress is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. At a film festival outside the country she got so wasted at a party she fell down three times. Each time getting up was more difficult than the last.

Laura Dern

20 comments:

Boldblonde said...

Fun!

Nubian princess said...

"Let's Rock"!

Just Paige said...

She is tall. Center of gravity and all.

sandybrook said...

Daddy Bruce did that too...

Freckles said...

I always thought she would be fun to hang out with. I doubt this is an everyday thing so enjoy your party Laura

nancer said...

did anyone get this? i never would have guessed her.

for one thing, her name is Dern. as in Bruce Dern. so i don't forget she's a celebrity offspring. (and i happen to love her mom, too.)

Ulf said...

I would be drunk too if I had starred in such an abomination of a movie as the Last Jedi. I am surprised director Rian Johnson has not killed himself yet.

Mango said...

Awww, cut her some slack. She's been so unlucky in love.

texasrose said...

I wonder what kind of shoes she was wearing? Probably not the first time she has been wasted at a public party and this is the first blind I've seen about her being wasted. Probably wrong choice of shoes and booze.

Karen Walker said...

She is completely awesome whether erect or horizontal on the dance floor.

Andi said...

Homewrecker and ugly cryer.

Flashy Vic said...

So? Is getting blootered such a big deal? Or are Yanks actuallythe half pint pussies that holler uncle at the whiff of the barmaid's apron the rest of the world they suspect them to be?

Just Paige said...

@Andi F - Angelina Jolie married her live-in boyfriend, how does that make her a home wrecker?

Or or you referring to Ben Harper cheating on her...leaving her...getting back together...repeat... ?


Can’t say I see the ugly cry thing...just seems authentic to me.

Andi said...

@Paigie-Hi Laura, how are you?! *waves*

She's a homewrecker, who re-wrote the narrative. Jen was a homewrecker also, just go back to Enty's reveals on her. And I am not even refering to ST Angie.

Laura is homely and an ugly cryer, just watch her early Blue Velvet. Google will even suggest to you Laura Dern ugly cryer when you do a search for her.

plot said...

In Blue Velvet, Laura was supposed to be ugly when she cried. Have you seen the film?

Bogan said...

I think I got drunk at a party once too.

J said...

She's had a great few years... But the excuse is that was her Tulpa :D

Unknown said...

Jet lag. She's a terrific actress.

Lisa said...

Laura Dern and Meghan Markle are both B+? I would give Laura A- and Meghan C+. Obviously Meghan’s profile has been raised by Harry but in terms of acting Laura should be higher.

Count Jerkula said...

She should go back to huffing aerosol sprays, like in Citizen Ruth.

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