Wednesday, February 07, 2018

Blind Item #9

This B list celebrity/part-time reality star/part-time porn star has already been black and blue multiple times in this relationship of hers and passed around to whoever asks her significant other. I'm sure this will all end well.

66 comments:

B said...

Farrah?

sandybrook said...

Courtney Stodden?

Brayson87 said...

All of them?

Boldblonde said...

Courtney!

Count Jerkula said...

No one cares if a whore takes a beating, it is a part of the job.

I miss any good rape or incest blinds in the past week? Maybe something in the 16-25 demographic?

B said...

I've learned to ignore count the troll

RingoSkater said...

I don't read the Count as a troll. I think of his posts as Commentary-Art.

Brayson87 said...

Oh did you get back from the field trip?
http://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/crime_police/article_05893072-0b84-11e8-9d70-cf7b5c90e521.html

This blind wasn't pedo but was pretty fun:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/02/todays-blind-items-money-talks.html

Unknown said...

Ha! He's back!

LoveMeLoveMyDogs said...

Ringo, me too. Ha. I said me too.

The Woodman said...

+1 Ringo

Don Kieballs said...

Count doesn't troll, he entertains. The humor is raunchy and sometimes funny (If you're brave enough to admit it). I appreciate he doesn't actually troll, like this crop that appeared over the past couple months. He just does his thing with no agenda but being a perv - and, although I can only speak for myself, it's consensual.

TheCaravanChronicles said...

The Count is what inspired me to take the leap into making comments.

Hanniam said...

The Count is sort of an anti-troll in that he speaks a sort of daring truth robed in words designed to shock or offend. I think of him as a modern day Shakespearean Fool. (That’s a compliment!)

Hanniam said...

And I’m thinking Farrah for this one, but is she B list?

(And because this is the internet I feel a need to disclaimer that my previous comment is about social meta truths, not literal truth as in “yeah, who cares if a whore gets beat up? She’s asking for it.”).

Internet. Yeesh.

LizOz said...

+1000

Nelson Muntz69 said...

The people who get offended by the Count do not get that he is not a troll, but a great non politically correct satirist.

Think of when in the hangover 2 where Stu Finds out the chick he banged was a tranny. The chick turns around, and they all see a cock, and Phil and Stu are horrified and dry heaving while Alan stares casually at the cock and says "I don't get this, is this a magic show?"

Basically Jerkula points out and questions the absurdity of Hollyweird(ie the dangling penis in the room full of people) in a Vulgar, funny way, and the it flies over the head of most

Nelson Muntz69 said...

Correction, the "chick" who banged Stu

Even if no one's sitting on it I still won't move it to vacuum said...

Whenever Count goes MIA I always wonder if he's in handcuffs somewhere; voluntarily or involuntarily. haha

Drumstixx said...

Count!!!

Priviliged White Girl said...

The Count does entertain....

malapropos said...

Agreed.

Cherry Coleman said...

The Count is the MAN!!! I've been missing him. He keeps this old lady laughing.

Observant One said...

We've missed you, Count! Glad you're back from wherever you were, not that I need, or want to know....

Samantha Willow said...

One two three!! Blah blah blah!!! vVoVv missed you

pancakes said...

You people have shit for brains if you think being crass in the ugliest commonplace ways is satire. It’s the same old variety of humor that had worn out its welcome when Andrew Dice Clay was doing it. And if it’s indistinguishable from the sort of stuff meatheads who have genuine contempt for women say (it is), it’s not satirical or ironic. It’s indistinguishable from trashy, provincial, grandpa-thinks-he’d-be-good-at-stand-up jokes people with the misfortune to know dudes like the Count here in real life have been rolling their eyes at forever.

plot said...

Yes, pancake, but he's CDAN's own trashy provincial grandpa.

I've seen Count break the tension with one of his comments, be it vulgar or outright disgusting. His posts are tools, and a few have actually made me think of a different side to a normalize narrative.

He is missed when he ain't around.

sandybrook said...

Count read yesterday's stuff, you'll be quite entertainedđŸ˜£

Sue Rehder-Long said...

She’s a lot of things but there’s nothing about her that would make me believe that she would accept physical abuse from anybody, and her boyfriend is an ass-kisser from the word go....’o way he’d lay a hand on her, although I do think he’d pimp her out.

Count Jerkula said...

Pancakes is the first poster I've seen to create a screenname out of her sad titties.

"I don't find him amusing because I am a base retard who sees the trigger words in his posts and my brain flips to white noise and rage." I pray there are ample safe spaces for you after the next election.

I aint getting locked up anytime soon. I get busy and don't have time for the site, then it takes me a while to jump back in.

MichiganMama59 said...

I thought Andrew Dice Clay was funny as hell.

klg said...

Farrah.Simon are entys sources for TM blinds so dont think it is her..unless this is supposed to make us forget they are the snitches...going w/Courtney

T. W. said...

I have been missing Count Jerkula. Glad to see you back!

TC said...

I find the Count to be hilarious and as far from a troll as one can be.

Freckles said...

Count did you go to the Superbowl?

aseay said...

Count! I'm new addition to the site, within the last six months, so just now getting to recognize people and their style of commentary. You are definitely a 'value added' here. And cheers to Rosi, Tricia, and Don, as well. It's been a blast having this site as a mini vacation every few days.

Count Jerkula said...

Nah. If i had the money to go to a Super Bowl, i wouldnt. Would rather watch the game at home, friend's house or a bar w/ decent food.

P Rei said...

@Count. i think you are a pathetic little pencil boy man too, like Pancakes and dear Count Jerkuloff, you really are a little petty misogynist. I am a little saddened but your bros supporters. But hey, that is the world right now. Men talking about women like this and calling it humour. Can't wait to see what you write about me, little man. I am coming for you too. :) That's right.

Cheese for Dinner said...

+1000000

Kelly Seabolt said...

A: Do you understand what politically incorrect satire is?

B: Why are you getting your pants in a twist over comments made on a gossip blog?

Kim M said...

Some people really need to lighten up!

Count Jerkula said...

P rei: you have already proven yerself to be an ignorant cunt, what more could i add?

Ramone Love said...

Meryl Streep

Court b said...

Because some of it, isn't funny, but disqusting. There is a difference, there is a line. There is quality, smart, politically incorrect shocking- make you think, blush, nod, satire. And then there is disturbing cheap shot trash. Count is 98% hilarious, but there's that 2% that is just gross troll, that nobody has to accept creep like behavior. So why make stupid comments about "pants in a twist", your questioning comments on a gossip blog.

Sarah Linney said...

Freedom of speech and all that, don't come to this site if easily offended. It's not really a place to be all high and mighty, but Count isn't a troll, it's just shits n giggles.

Rafael said...

Melania Trump?

longtimereader said...

Who are these newbies hating on count? he's part of the furniture here and makes me and plenty of others laugh out loud.

Roman Holiday said...

Everybody has their own opinion. Mine is the Count is beyond offensive.

Count Jerkula said...

Ya never know where the line is unless ya cross it.

Count Jerkula said...

People come to a site that makes its clicks by exploiting rape, incest, child abuse, murder, mental illness, drug addiction, prostitution, etc, then get pissy when i discuss such things, and dont realize they are hypocrites?

plot said...

There we have it. Exactly right, Count J.

P Rei said...

If you find this misogyny disguised as humour entertaining then God help you. Count you are sad. Your vocabulary is atrocious, but worst of all, you are just not funny. Mean, vile, hateful, yes. Not funny. This is patriarchy in action everyone. Now I will get attacked by his supporters. And by, I've been here since the beginning. No newbie.

Count Jerkula said...

P rei: It is funny. As soon as you say "patriarchy" i know you should be on psych meds, but then i think that psych meds are a tool of the patriarchy, so i wonder if you sumbit to their will and take em?

In addition, your label of Misogyny shows you also suffer from ignorance. You should learn the word's definition if you are going to use it.

Finally, suck muh ballz, cunt.

plot said...

No one is attacking you or anyone else P Rei. We're offering opinions that may differ from your own...which is not an attack unless someone thinks they hold sacrosanct views.

If we are here for all the rape, incest, drugs, prostitution, mental illness Blind Items, then aren't Jerkula's comments merely a different vocabulary for discussing the same issues that draw us all?

Not an attack, a question. Get it?

P Rei said...

Suck your balls Count Jerkula? You wish boy. lol. im gonna be in your hood tomorrow. Lunch? lets talk about this in person. yeah?
PM me

P Rei said...

oh and Count, how do YOU define misogyny? I'd mention my Phd but that would just be fodder for you and your acolyites to further throw your brilliant, mostly female-bodily based insults. I will say one thing... there is a vast difference between coming here and reading the (quite frankly increasingly child sex abuse based blinds) empty headed celebrity based gossip for a larf and then writing comments exacerbating the hatred and violence reflected therein. It is the same mechanisms the Count employs that the basest Trump supporters use to defend their support of alt-right politics. The Count re-affirms the hatred (usually aimed toward women) and you all laugh, thinking it 'satire'.Rather than look up the definition of misogyny, Carl, let's define satire. But let's talk about his tomorrow. In person.

Count Jerkula said...

You want to meet? What town will you be in? Age, height, jeans size? Shaved, trimmed, natural?

I have work to do tomorrow, but i always have time to get my balls sucked. 2 rules though, whoever weighs the most pays for lunch, and if you wind being a dude, it will cost you $100 to blow me, or else when the fellatio is completed, i'll have to beat ya up for being gay.

P.S. if yer thinkin about agreeing to blow me so you can bite a chunk outta my cock, i will take your left eye out with my thumb.

P Rei said...

Working tomorrow, huh? I'll pass by and see you on the factory floor, unless your janitorial duties cause you to be cleaning the toilets. In that case, I'll wait til the end of your shift.

Count Jerkula said...

This is why you are a crazy and unlikeable hypocrite. You badmouth factory workers and janitors as if they are beneath you, yet think it is a capital offense when someone calls a whore a whore or a cunt a cunt. It always amazes me how oblivious some people are.

In addition to the queries you are avoiding, i would also like to know the psych meds you are supposed to be taking. Now hurry up and submit yer resume, dumplin, i need to know if i should save up jizz for ya, or if i can rub one out when i get home.

P Rei said...

@Count Jackoffula. I didn't badmouth shit, Muffin. I said I would wait for you at the end of your shift. But yeah, my bad for assuming you had a job. I hold these people in high esteem. I cleaned houses putting myself through school. Your assumptions just gave you out, pookie. Is there a Mrs Count or is that why you self-love and self-rub yourself so much?

P Rei said...

Allso, get on your knees and clean my kitchen floor, @Count, you little schlub and then make me a sandwich. I'll be waiting on the sofa with a glass of red.

Count Jerkula said...

I wouldnt let you blow me and suckle my testicles if i was in a relationship.

If you dodge cum as obviously as you dodge my questions, yer hair is gonna be a mess with shamepoo.

P Rei said...

@Count. You're single? is that why you sweet-talkin me so much, darlin? And ... What questions?

Count Jerkula said...

Scroll up and look, dummy.

P Rei said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! That made me laugh. Tell you what, give me your email and i will answer everything. I'd prefer to tell you in person.

Count Jerkula said...

Email is in my profile. You gotta send me answers before i agree to meet, dunce.

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