Saturday, February 17, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

August 15, 2017

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who used to be a solid A list cheated on his last two famous girlfriends and insists that all the women he sleeps with be willing to have threesomes.

Orlando Bloom

48 comments:

Don Kieballs said...

with that skinny ... nevermind.

Sd Auntie said...

No thanks.

Deborah said...

Eww

Don Kieballs said...

Shame me all you want, but I had a huge Orlando Bloom crush from Lord of the Rings, but it quickly vanished during the Pirate movies (maybe I have an elf fetish?). Since then, however, he has quickly worked his way to mediocrity. Out of curiosity I looked at his imdb and was amused at his 1st movie role, credited as "rent boy"

ladybugmo1 said...

Maybe the threesome is MMF so he can be sure the women he sleeps with are actually satisfied.

Unknown said...

Yuck. He seems like he'd be very emotional in bed and want to watch himself.

Eowyn said...

@Don Kieballs:

I too recovered from what I thought was my Orlando Bloom crush, after the incident of him paddling a canoe naked. What we had was a Legolas crush.

Bloom will sink into mediocrity. Deservedly.

cheesegrater15 said...

Never known a man to care if the woman he's fucking is satisfied.

one_eyed_bob said...

At least he establishes the rules upfront, but a threesome sounds like too much work

Randaleese said...

Well, knowing this, Orlando can just rue the day that his lack of commitment kept him from all I have to offer! 😏😏😏

Maude Labowski said...

The only way I would have relations with Landy is if he was in costume and character as Lego Las and I was a dom. Don't kinkshame me.

Maude Labowski said...

*Legolas (dammit auto-correct)

RealRescuesDon'tDoThis said...

I agree, we all seemed to have had a character crush lol.

Don Kieballs said...

Not my first character crush. I won't admit to any animated characters I've crushed on, but it hurt my pride when I found out Aladdin was based on Tom Cruise.

Stupidpervs said...

Exactly

Nawlins Jim said...

I do like knowing definitively that Katy Perry is down for three ways (not that it’s much of a surprise!)

Xpensive Hobutt said...

Brother likes his strange.

sandybrook said...

Katy ate a girl?

Dexamyl said...

You're joking I presume but I'm pretty sure he'd be into MMF or MFF.

Water Lily said...

And here I was thinking that Bloom was one of the good guys.

Yeah, 'threesome' is doublespeak for 'I want to exploit a woman into an unwanted lesbian sexual encounter to feed my entitled, voyeuristic self' just because I can. 'Threesome' is a misnomer. It implies that Bloom is prepared to get with another dude for the sake of his female partner, and that ain't gonna happen, cos it's got to be all about HIM!

rosie riveter said...

Hmm. I haven't seen a whole lot of naked men, but he seemed to be pretty decent looking from what I saw. I can't imagine he would have a shortage of women willing to oblige him.

Tricia13 said...

I never saw the @canoe pix with Katy Perry without — coverage ,so I’ve no clue as to his manhood ,as it were. I will say however in my experience, size is overrated and not of crucial import..... magic begins with the eyes, what’s between the ears, and ultimately-the soul.

Xpensive Hobutt said...

tricia - you got me hard.

JoeyJoeJoe said...

@cheesegrater15 Maybe you should be more picky about the men you choose to sleep with, then.

sandybrook said...

Blooms weener will never ever be confused with the Fassy or the Hammaconda.

Patience Fullerton said...

@Tricia

It's not the length of the sword, but the fury of the attack.

Freckles said...

He's not remotely attractive, Ewww

Sd Auntie said...

Nice one Patience!!!

Scandi Sanskrit said...

It's okay to like elves, Don. I like tentacles.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

It looked like Sweden, Rosie.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Sure, Jan.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Wow, you had to ruin it for the rest of us too, Don? I did NOT need to know Aladin was based on Tom Cruise!

Violet said...

So 2 men 1 women, 2 women 1 man, or he's not particular?

bunny honey said...

He is just nasty looking to me. Never wanted any of that.

Suzie P said...

What a fucking loser.

Boldblonde said...

Aww @Tricia that’s so cute. But there’s a minimum size required.

Sarah Linney said...

Same! Swooned over him in LOTR and then blaah, think it was the blonde wig.

not surprised said...

It is amazing when a has-been believes he can dictate the terms of a relationship.

Rinky said...

"So wooden, it's like watching two chairs mating." - British critic Mark Kermode on Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly (otherwise known as Bore-lando Loom and IKEA Knightly) in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Karma said...

The schlong didnt look THAT amazing on the surf. The female celebs who screw hus bony arse are on so much x, special K, coke and Molly that a lil kipper like that seems appealing????

Karma said...

The schlong didnt look THAT amazing on the surf. The female celebs who screw his bony arse are on so much x, Special K, oxy,coke and Molly that a lil kipper like that seems appealing????

tami jane said...

I decided that he was disgusting when I read that he was on Lohan’s “list.” 🙄

LizzyEng said...

He's gay, PR thirsty and disgusting.

orangesoda said...

nah, a big one definitely helps. but hey, if there are women out there that like his shrimp, then good for him.

Orville said...

The blind does not say whether the third person is male or female. Is Enty trying to say Orlando Bloom is bisexual? I always get this guy and Luke Evans mixed up they look alike.

Count Jerkula said...

Good for him. If there is something you are really into, ya gotta be upfront about it, before feelings make a break up harder.

Eff Yiew said...

You gotta have a big one when your woman's got a loose pussy!

TimC said...

so? whats wrong with that? need better scandalish behavior reports not just "lets party kids" stories.

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