Today's Blind Items - The Eternal Order Of Elvis Presley Pallbearers - A Himmmm Blind
We four Himmmms (and our occasional cronies) have all decided to take turns with sharing one special story from each of us. One person will write them all up for you, but each person takes a crack at their best memory (that they legally can share anyway). Since I'm the "scribe" of the class, I go first. It was easy to choose, as one great night shines above others for me. A legendary Hollywood night for me, and the others who lived through it. Yes, it's totally real and most of those involved are still alive. I normally apologize for the length of the blinds, but in this case it may be pointless. If you think this blind is long you should've experienced that night. After nearly 22 years (!), I can still recall every word spoken, every smell, sound, bodily fluid and hairstyle. I blame PTSD, but probably it is because it turned out to be a night that cemented lifelong friendships, business partnerships, and even love. It's a very personal story.
I'm sorry if it is a departure from the normal blinds of scandal, evil abusers, or cheating/drugs/whatever. Although it does have celebs in it, this is not some major mystery to CSI-out. It's just about sharing a story that is very special and very crazy. Real life usually is. I'm sure you may have survived crazier nights than this, but probably not with such an amazing group of people. Some who were legends then, and others who have become legends since. So, for you my friends here at Crazy Days and Nights – I share my memory of my crazy night.
Let's set our DeLorean time machine back to the mid-90s. This was a time when the internet was young, social media and reality television didn't exist, AOL, Netscape, and Microsoft were kings, and a cell phone was for talking. YouTube, iPods, and Google didn't even exist; and Yahoo! and Miramax did. Boys still wanted to play football for Penn State; and college MBA students wanted to work at Bear Stearns. Neither Viagra nor the Dept. of Homeland Security had been rolled out; the Twin Towers stood tall; and MTV showed music videos.
In the sweet days of late 1996, there was a bar/pub place on Sunset then called The Cat and Fiddle Pub. It was a English-style pub with a large outdoor patio area and they had the best alcoholic Ale and warm cider that would knock you flat-drunk-da-fark-out. This bar was a Mecca for many British ex-pats in Hollywood, and especially with musicians. It was no shock to sit down and see Robert Plant at the next table when he was in town. The "young" hipsters in those days like Drew Barrymore, Winona Ryder, Johnny Depp, etc. were often there too. Best thing was that it wasn't on the radar of tourists, paparazzi, or leeches. It was a familial haunt for celebs dating back to The Who and Rolling Stones but open enough to just be a place to meet and hang out. It has since moved across town, but at the time it was on Sunset Blvd. here in Hollywood. My friends and I usually would go swing-dancing at the Derby, or drinking at the Dresden room. But sometimes you just need to relax and take it easy.
I had received a call from a crazy friend of mine, a legendary British rocker (singer from legendary band) who wanted to go have some fun that night. We will call him LC. I'd been spending lots of time working with friends in movies and music, even trying to prod LC back into new life making music again. Meanwhile, he'd occasionally make himself home at my house. I was living in the artsy BoHo-chic area of L.A. called Silver Lake; in a big Old Hollywood Mediterranean-style mansion built in the 1920's for some dead silent screen star up a hill. We'd installed a top-rate recording studio and film screening room inside the old house, so it attracted lots of musical friends from the neighborhood. Down the street lived Flea, Jerry Cantrell, Kirsten Dunst, and many others. Best of all it had a clear view of the Griffith Park Observatory and the best view in Hollywood.
This particular night I had been down at Paramount Studios helping a friend with a project, and watching crews refill the parking with the huge blue sky backdrop to shoot a movie about a boat in the ocean. I needed to unwind. But hanging out with LC was never relaxing, because he was sort of ADHD you could say. He said he'd talked to another pal who wanted to have a drink that night. This other guy was more legendary than LC, but possibly less known in this period – unless you were a folkie, hipster, or alcoholic. This older guy (Rock and Roll Hall of Famer/Oscar nominee/winner) we will call RW. I was all for it, so we planned to meet at the Pub around dark. (Our rule was first there saves the table/seats, and last to leave pays the tab).
Whenever LC says he wants to go out, you cancelled your plans for the next day and put your attorney on speed dial after pre-authorizing bail money. His idea of pub crawls could take you to another country if not careful. Seriously, we wound up in Tijuana once. Ever see a "Tijuana Donkey Show"? Uggh. Just…don't. Anyway, LC was also the world's worst driver, and had a habit of losing his cars. Yes, "losing" his cars. Forgetting where he parked them, and waiting til a towing company called for him to get it out of impound. In L.A. that's crazier than anything. But that's LC, in his lovable hyper-lost puppy dog way. So he said he'd drive over to the Pub to meet us, and I knew it would be a crazy night. I just never knew I'd end this night by falling in love.
Another friend of mine had stopped by my house and I invited him to join us for drinks too. This guy (A list director with more than a handful of Oscar nominations/wins) was a young filmmaker who had directed some small/indie things but not yet had his big break. We'll call him DK. At this time he was working hard on putting together a movie that would become his first big hit, and become a legendary film that kicked off his incredible career. I'd helped him edit a short film previously, and we'd have these nights where we'd spend hours and hours creating the story for this one project that he obsessed over. A very dedicated filmmaker. At the time we were going out drinking he couldn't even get into a club or elite restaurant by himself. He was kind of a shy "Hollywood Kid" like I was, growing up inside the entertainment biz, so we had much in common.
DK and I met up and arrived at Cat and Fiddle and found RW already there, sitting by himself and drinking. No LC yet. I wasn't that close to RW but he knew of my family and knew any friend of LC was cool. So RW was very gracious, and welcoming – and had already secured our table. I introduced DK, who was awestruck by RW. We made small talk until a woman walked outside to our patio table. This lady was middle-aged and breathlessly gorgeous. The kind of beauty that takes your breath. It didn't take but a moment for me to recognize her and – WOW! I was stunned. It was (back in the day all around A- list actress/singer/celebrity). We will call her BN, and in the years since her peak of pop-music singing fame she had gotten even hotter. Plus, she still had that amazing voice. RW introduced us, and said she got bored with her date and was going to join us for drinks – my pleasure.
As we all four got to know each other better, I realized not only was I in the midst of two true legends – but two of the most legendary voices (whether talking or singing) to ever exist! The patio there at the pub was starting to get more crowded, and a few people were giving that "Hey, isn't that…?" look over at our table. Both DK and I noticed a table next to ours full of lovely young women who were looking over and whispering to themselves. We pretended not to care, but one short-haired brunette young lady was just too pretty not to notice. It took a gruff laugh from RW to break my stare.
When RW spoke, you pretty much gave him your undivided attention. Not just because his voice and presence commanded it, but because everything he said seemed like some powerful nugget of truth from a wise man's lips. Him asking for a cigarette held the same gravity as reading the Ten Commandments. It truly did seem like most of what he said ended up in lyrics for a song. However, other things were just the most bizarre non-sequiturs – relating to absolutely nothing – that you could ever imagine. Timing was not exactly his strong suit either. When BN asked if we all thought maybe there was "a cure for cancer somewhere but was being held back for money reasons?" We all sort of pondered it a moment.
Except RW.
He just nodded his head, and replied: "Never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy". Apparently thinking his contribution to the conversation made ANY sense whatsoever. DK was trying to suppress his laughter and frequently spewed cider on the patio. Otherwise I tried to keep a stone face with RW. We all did, except for BN. It was not in her nature to ever patronize, coddle, or go with a flow. As we'd all stare at each other quizzically, saying "mmm-hmmm", not wanting to offend our Jaegermeister Yoda, BN said: "That makes no fu#k%ng sense…at ALL. What the f*#k does that have to do with cancer?" And RW, being RW – just shrugged. "I don't know, and I didn't say it did". BN rolled her eyes and went to the bar for more drinks. Lots more drinks for us all. A whole lot.
Still no sign of LC after we'd been there a good 2 hours. I told RW that he's probably been outside for two hours trying to park his car. RW nodded, but BN called B.S. She swore that even a kid could figure out how to drive and park in L.A., since (she claimed) the streets were lined out in a grid pattern to help bimbo actresses get from audition to audition. Cute. She wound up betting with me. If LC said he'd been struggling to park? She buys the next round. Otherwise? My treat.
Finally, not long after, our lost sheep comes slinking through the growing crowd. Completely undetected by the throngs of hipsters, young executives, and kids. In fact, if you'd put one of his hits on the sound system I doubt half the crowd could sing along. To say he was at somewhat of a loose end was mild, and I often got calls from his terrific wife asking if I knew his location. He even called this period, his "wilderness years". From the looks of his hair and beard he meant it as a fashion description.
LC rolls in, looking like he was hiding from a bookie, ducking under his jacket collar. I stood to give him a welcome, and he plopped right down in my chair. (No that's okay, go ahead and sit there, I wanted a new chair anyway). LC didn't do these things to be rude or egotistical – it was just him. Like the thought never crossed his mind that I may want to sit back down, in my chair. After saying "hey" all around, he explained his anxiety thus: "Do you have ANY fu#k%ng idea how hard it is to park the curbs in this fu#k%ng town? I been out there like an hour like trying to park a lorry in a Mini's stall". We all burst out laughing. I won the bet, and BN grudgingly bought the next round.
When I got up to search for a chair, the only one I saw was sort of near a table that held the pretty brunette I'd been staring at. Along with her pals, an extra female, and what looked like a grunge refugee from Seattle. All their attention was turned away, so I figured I'd get that pesky chair away from their area for them. Didn't want anyone to trip. As I was pushing the chair in between DK and LC (who was yammering on about the dammed parallel parking), BN says: "Hey buddy – you're busted." Huh? She said my "girlfriend" – the stunning brunette I'd been eye-stalking – was trying to figure who stole her chair as all her pals were pointing fingers. Right. At. Me. Oh shit. "Dude, she's sooo hot", said DK. I decided to be honorable, and return the chair.
Before I could even pull it from our table, she was there in front of me. Those warm hazel-brown eyes shooting daggers, steam exhaling from her ears. Horns starting to sprout from her head. "Excuse me, f#%khead – that's my chair. Which you know, because you've been staring at me for half-hour. I know it's America but even American guys must have some modicum of decency here."
I froze, tried to stutter out an apology. BN snorted loudly. LC says: "Holy hell man, she totally owned you." RW (being himself), says: "Yep, and that's the problem with technology these days." (which, of course, made no sense whatsoever). I was offering my apologies and excuses and for the first time, the beautiful brunette noticed my assorted lunatic friends. She looked to my side and said: "Are you…wait…you're – HO-LEE-S-H-I--Z! Are you?". Recognizing LC, she gasped, covered her mouth and stared straight at him. I said "here's the chair" and she took her other hand (without ever taking her eyes off LC), and gently pushed my arm downwards toward the chair. I sat. She sat on my leg. All without looking away from LC, or even blinking.
"Oh heavens, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners. I'm (foreign born A- list mostly movie actress)" – who we will call QT.
"I'm (LC)", he said.
"Yes, I know. I'm a huge fan. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to be rude to your friend, of course you can have my chair for your friend". The always on-point RW then says, "Hey doll, you may not notice but you're actually sitting ON his friend." BN says: "Yeah…but I don't think he's complaining."
At which she apologized profusely, and continued sitting on me. From my leg, to my lap.
LC asked her about her accent, and she explained her home in England, and that – in fact – a relative of hers (A- list mostly television actor in his own country) knew LC and his former band mates. Stunned, LC couldn't get over the coincidence. We all went around the table, introducing ourselves. Our new guest QT remembered BN from the 80s, had no clue who or what RW was, and ignored both me and the quietly shy DK at first. But the longer we sat together (literally) the more we talked. When I spoke French to BN about QT's attractiveness, and BN – who is American but speaks French – replied, it was then that I learned QT was totally fluent in French. She lived in Paris recently, and was shocked at my comment to BN. This wasn't my best night for impressing a beautiful young lady.
Turns out that QT and I did get along rather well. She told me her life story, about her parents (famous acting couple in her home country), and that she was also an actress. She'd recently done a couple of prestigious-type movies in her home country, and had been trying to break in to Hollywood. Just this month she'd wrapped both a film back home, and another costume movie for television back there. She was in town now staying with pals, and had auditions for a few films – one she hoped would break her through in America. I told her about me, and my nutty friends and nuttier family. We had much in common, and she'd attended a very impressive college recently and studied abroad.
Best of all, it felt like we'd known each forever. I was glad she was sitting and drinking with us. Actually, sitting ON me. In fact, she'd decided to hang out with us when her pals all headed to a club down the Strip. She said her gal pal fixed her up with some preppie douchebag type guy who looks like a date rapist. She'd rather hang with us. After some discussion, BN suggested that we should also head down there. They were having some 80's night thing there, and she also had pals going. She also knew the owners, so we could go hang in the VIP area if we wanted. Sounded great. I paid the huge bar tab, and LC said he'd meet us there. I figured with him and cars? We'd see him next week if ever. RW volunteered to drive. He said that as the oldest alcoholic, he probably had a higher tolerance, thus able to drive his car safer than the rest of us. Why not? It was only the other end of the Sunset Strip anyway.
We all ambled out to the sidewalk, and there sat the ugliest pile of crap clunker car I'd ever seen. Ev-er. This was RW's car. He called it the "death wagon", and it certainly smelled like it. It was like some junkyard mechanic on LSD welded four clunkers together. Made the Blues Bros. car look like a Bugatti. But not wanting to insult a legend, we gave in (and sort of side-eyed each other). Climbing into RW'S car- this battleship-sized 1960s-era behemoth (which got about 4 mpg and had the original tires still on it), we piled in like condemned prisoners. Myself, QT and DK in back and BN and Commodore RW up front driving. Even the radio seemed sad to be in this car, as it belched out classic songs on FM to barely hide the noise of the skipping motor. DK looked over at me, grinning like a kid, and said "this is so cool!". QT just looked at me in disbelief: "Sure, riding in the Manson Family Truckster". (Catching the National Lampoon's Vacation joke cemented my love for this lady). The radio played Men At Work's "Down Under", and we debated the Aussie term "chunder" as it applies to puking, and how being a "chunder-cat" sounds cooler than "yelling for a Buick". Down the Strip we cruised.
Alas the club came into sight. This neon-draped venue with an outside Jumbotron had formerly been the legendary Gazzarri's rock club. Former home of many 60's-era rock groups and dancers, it was where Van Halen and many hair metal bands called home. Now, it was The BILLBOARD LIVE and was a hot, hip, new place to be and was packed with lots of club kids and young celebs of the moment. Crowds snaked down the sidewalk, and paparazzi were out on the curbs looking for celebs. RW parked the Tank of Doom behind the block, facing down the cross street. He said "Never know when you gotta make a break for it". Uhhh, okay, thanks for the insight Confucius.
Thankfully, BN had called ahead from the Pub, and a manager met us and escorted us through the crowd past the velvet rope. Lots of confused young clubbers on the concrete. We could go downstairs to the secret VIP den if we wanted, but I suggested hanging in there a while. Have a few drinks, and enjoy the fun. That place was packed. Some of QT's friends from earlier were just waiting to get in, and had lobbed some confused shouts at her as we blew by them. Now they were inside too. QT pointed and showed me this one big douchebag guy who had been bugging her. It was the date she was supposed to have been on at that moment. He looked like a Fraternity snob from Animal House and a born date-rapist. Popped Izod collar and all, with a sport coat (even if it was a retro 80s night this was still the 90s!). I told QT it was fine, that he'd never get near her – much less spike her drink and roofie her.
The first person I saw inside was an old friend of mine, another up-and-coming Director (A list director great at action movies). Back East our families were close, and I'd known him forever. He'd not yet hit the big time but would soon. We chatted and I introduced him to QT, and he confirmed my instincts as a quality choice for a date. He returned to his group and we made our way through the throbbing club full of music, lights, and sweaty drunk people. The manager led us to a reserved table close to the bar, and everyone was having fun. At the table next to us was an odd group of foreign-looking people who seemed to be sitting very close together and taking turns leaning over their table. Then whipping their heads backwards. Maybe they had sinus problems? Yeah, that's the ticket.
BN introduced us to several other 80's era stars, and the whole vibe of the place was great. After a drink, QT and I went to dance. I discovered a secret sweet spot high on the nape of her neck, and she really enjoyed the massage I was giving her. Her skin tasted like sweet peaches. It was all good until Mr. Roofie and one of QT's friends came over to us, playing 20 questions. QT said she was fine, having fun, and would see her pal later that night. The Roofie douchebag guy didn't seem to like that, and being drunk, started talking trash. To both of us. QT and I just ignored him, and made our way back to the table.
Waiting there was our lost friend LC, who miraculously made it – and even made it inside and found us! He'd ordered several hyper drinks for us all, including flaming drinks. We drink this FLAMING alcoholic soft drink with a Whiskey shot dropped into it. Ugggh. They make one and it is great. But then – LC orders them for everyone. QT drinks hers and turns green. You could see the puke bubble up her throat, but she held it down. LC starts drinking his second one and while on fire – from nowhere Mr. Roofie Douchebag drunkenly barrels into us, knocking QT into me, and LC's flaming drink goes EVERYWHERE.
I leap up and SAIL over the table onto Mr. Roofie, punching his adam's apple and then his nose, repeatedly. The other flaming drinks spill and spread. I hardly notice his coat is literally flaming on FIRE in the middle of a BRAWL. Three of Mr. Roofie's no-neck pals have jumped in, pulling me off him, as LC throws punches at them. QT jumps up – and VOMITS LOUD AND HARD all over me and the now-bloody/gasping Douchebag. I turn back to QT, and she's sick but she's okay. LC is beating some big guy's fist to death with his face. DK jumps in to help him. People fighting, pushing, and Security coming. As this typhoon of chaos swirls around, I catch a glimpse of RW. He's sitting there, calm as a meditating Buddhist, sipping his drink and looking at the action.
The fire spread from Mr. Roofie's coat, down his pants, as someone pushes that hyper-pituitary Goliath towards RW. So RW politely extinguishes the blaze. By pouring an entire pitcher of beer on him. Instead of thanking him, the guy swings at RW – which is caught in mid-air by the back of LC's head. BN and DK both are trying to help QT. Another body flies past me, sailing onto another table and POOF! – a cloud of white powder blasts up into the air from that table. Apparently it wasn't powdered sugar for their sinus problems, because the group at THAT table got super pissed and started gang-punching the drunk who'd blasted their cocaine everywhere.
I feel someone smacking my back – it's BN because I'd also caught on fire. I swear I saw BN throw a bare-knuckle punch straight into a guy's face. The entire fight blows up into a ruckus, which blows up into a bar-brawl, which blows up into a total riot inside a packed nightclub on the Sunset Strip after midnight. Security comes barreling in with fire extinguishers. People trying to run away outside, as others push their way sneaking inside. People yelling, fighting, throwing drinks – and THUMPING 1980's Duran Duran reverberating. Total third-world epic chaos. Dogs and cats living together in sin, I mean total mayhem.
RW points to an emergency exit, and makes a quick departure amidst the carnage. The music is still BLARING. We follow RW and shuffle out of the emergency side-door fire exit which triggers fire alarms. RW hoofs it down the sidewalk to grab the car. QT is on the sidewalk, puking and retching all over my shoes and everything else. In between heaves and coughs, she's yelling "HOLD MY HAIR! I'm PUKING IN MY BLOODY HAIR". I do. BN comes busting out the door saying "we gotta get the hell out, now. Cops are coming and those frat boys are blaming us for this." She pauses only long enough to say, "What's wrong with you? Can't you see she's sick? Hold her HAIR!", and rolls her eyes at me.
Like a deranged Batman scene, RW comes roaring down the side-street, and halts the clunker right at us. "GET IN KIDS!". Just as we're throwing open doors and piling in, DK and LC explode out of the side door, laughing, falling, and yelling drunk. Both covered in white stuff (either from extinguishers or the cocaine explosion next to us). Somehow, LC had ripped off Mr. Roofie's popped collar. He actually had the guy's shirt collar in his hand, laughing. "GET IN" we all yell. They do, and with a belch of smoke from the exhaust, RW'S death wagon car skips, lurches, and knocks its way out into the street. Hitting the horn and sailing through traffic nearly sideways until we're clear.
I look back and see Fire Trucks and Police cars all racing to the front of the Billboard Live club. Holy hell. People running across Sunset like a bomb went off. Then I look over at QT - this beautiful brunette British goddess, with her short, mussed hair, streaked makeup, alcohol, and various bodily fluids around her mouth (and on me). She focuses her heavy leaden eyes at me and says: "I'm soooo sorry. You're such a gentleman…and I chundered on my gentleman. Can I have some gum? I got a bit of yak breath."
Always prepared for any crisis, (like a deranged den mother from hell) BN opens her bag, whips out a travel bottle of mouthwash. "Drink up sweetie" she says. I see DK with his head now in BN's enticing lap, grinning, and LC is riding shotgun with our brave pilot RW roaring us down Sunset through traffic. He yanked the wheel hard, shooting us down a cross street, and then down another street to avoid the Sunset crush. All of us escaping the melee at the club (which actually made the news the next day about a group of unidentified ravers starting a fire and brawl. It honestly was on KTLA).
QT gave me the mouthwash, which I drank. Bad idea. This all-forsaken car had a very nasty smell inside. Like any good diplomat, LC belted out: "Tha hell IS that bloody smell man??". LC kept swearing it was sewage, but RW said it was probably from dead bodies. RW swore he only paid $100 for it, because a pal bought it from a funeral home. It wasn't a hearse but was used for "other" transport. BN and I looked at each other, eyes wide. DK, who was cramped in between us, asked RW if he'd ever checked the trunk?
"Nah man. Don't really dig what may be back there", he quipped. And kept on driving.
I asked, out of courtesy, "Do you care if I smoke in here?". LC said, "Care? Dear God man! PLEASE SMOKE! Smoke, fart, or do SOME-THING to get that fu#%in' rank stench outta here!".
QT and I lit our cigarettes, and I couldn't take my eyes off of her. Just staring. Maybe it was the alcohol, or the elation of the crazy night. But I couldn't stop staring, until I caught DK's gaze too. He shot me a smile and a nod. He knew it too. Saw the same thing in her. Probably thought the same thoughts too – as in, this young lady is going to be a massive star one day. Not just her looks, or her smile. She had a glow. An aura. A charisma that I doubt even a movie camera would capture. She was transcendentally incandescent. Didn't matter how well she even acted, she had "presence". I'd spent my whole life growing up around glamorous old era movie stars, from Liz Taylor, Ava Gardner, to Natalie Wood. I'd known them all – and even have a photo of me as a kid in the lap of Greta Garbo. I know what that presence is, and means. Even sloppy drunk. DK knew it too. If justice exists? She'll be an Ava Gardner, or a Liz Taylor. A throwback to glamorous actress of the old days. The world will notice her. If not? I'm in the wrong business.
Out of the front seat, came an very loud eruption of that unmistakable voice:
"We need us a name man!", said RW.
We all kind of looked around at each other, but had long since given up hope of making sense of anything he asked. "Like the Hell's Angels?", was DK'S reply.
"Nah…man, nah. Like there was the Rat Pack, and the Hippies, and them Yuppies…shit, we need US a name! You know like Jarmusch and those guys got that Lee Marvin club." He was referring to director Jim Jarmusch whose resemblance to the actor Lee Marvin spawned a group of pals called "Sons of Lee Marvin". Where Hollywood actors and musicians resembling the famed icon all get together and…I don't know. Sit around and look alike maybe? But hey, the RW wants what the RW wants.
But he did have a point. We wanted something we could us to identify ourselves. A name with dignity, class, and honor to fully reflect the success and brilliance of our combined existences. (Yes, we were drunk). Then LC chimed in, "Hey? How about the Knights of the Diarrhea wagon??".
QT exploded with laughter, and mouthwash – all over me. Better than her vomit. Like a shower of peppermint. Probably the best that car had smelled since it was new. DK said, "Classy name." RW, without considering the insult of his car, continued on. "How about something with Elvis? Because, you know, he was the King right? But he had to fight too."
Then DK suggested "Elvis' Pallbearers". LC brought it all home for us: "I know – I got's it! Got's it here…THE Eternal Order of Elvis' Presley Pallbearers." A long hush fell over the car. Only the whop-whop of the tires, low hum of the FM radio…and one of QT's occasional hiccups echoed through the interior.
"Perfect! Man, that's PURRR-FUCT!!", said RW. Oddly enough, everyone agreed. And thusly, a true Hollywood legacy was born. We decided then to meet back every year, no matter what, to reunite and live out our adventures. Without flaming alcohol this time. RW asked about if we would have to be a dues-paying membership club, like the Friar's Club or something, or if we'd have uniforms or a secret handshake. We agreed not to, since we were all likely too drunk to remember a handshake. "Good", he said. "'Cause I've already paid my dues, man." Which may have been the most relevant, lucid, and meaningful thing he'd said all night long.
We finally made it back to our cars near the Cat & Fiddle on Sunset, but I was in no shape to drive. QT asked if I could run her back to her pal's place later…maybe? Uh, sure. BN told RW he was obligated to take her for early breakfast. House of Pies, baby! So I asked RW to point the death wagon towards Silver Lake and please, drive us home.
Do you remember in the Hangover movies, the scene of the morning after? Or Sixteen Candles when Farmer Ted wakes up with the prom queen in the parking lot? All those scenes of half-drunk, fully wasted, exhausted, dirty survivors of a party war straggling onwards? Well, that is what we were at that moment. Not one of us untouched, or not reeking of some awful foul substance. We were all either burned, wet, bloody, dirty, and very tired. Even Queen BN didn't escape with her crown un-tilted and those sexy fishnets un-ripped. Yet we survived. There, in that car, hardly speaking a word. The chug-a-bang-thud of the death car and the feeble droning of the radio is all we heard. Minus ringing of the ears and QT's eternal hiccups. Cruising towards an epic walk of shame, slouching towards the curse of twilight waiting in our immediate future.
Just about that time I didn't think this bizarre night could get more bizarre, a true Twilight Zone moment occurred. Call it Synchronicity, coincidence, or the mighty hand of God playing around with us…it was some very odd stuff. Just as we'd all settled inside the "death wagon" LC turned up the radio. Amazingly enough, the radio still worked, picking up that classic FM station. More amazingly, a song had just started playing. A song written by RW, which had become a huge hit for another singer (permanent A+ list foreign born singer). The song was in the first verse. BN said: "Whoa – isn't that your song?". RW said, "Well, it used to be. Guess it's his though. He did it good – and I made enough to buy this luxury automobile." (He wasn't joking – he really did write it, and it was a huge hit for the singer. No clue how much he earned in royalties but I hope it was more than $100.).
Without any prompting, or planning, RW began singing. Talk about a private concert! Then BN joined in. Then LC pipes in too. It was only then that it dawned on me the true epic-ness of these three legendary singers – and now all three singing this big song of RW's which, even drunk, was incredible! Even DK begins to come in on the next verse. QT looks at me, eyes WIDE OPEN at me like "oh God is this really happening?". I just grinned, nodded, and even she started to hum and sing it too. Then, when the epic chorus hit – we ALL were singing it, loudly. VERY LOUDLY.
All chiming in, cruising down the eastern ends of Sunset Blvd., at 3am…together. An earth-shattering, life-defining moment that shall live in my personal history eternally. (Or until my dementia hits. Either/or). With that final rousing chugging beat kicking in – we did too. All of us yelling, singing, laughing and making bark at the moon noises. THIS is what the true Hollywood dream is all about. Vomit, clunker cars, and surviving flaming epic party fights! By the song's end, we were all laughing, coughing, and having a great time. All the burns, puke, fights, and everything else were forgotten. Well, mostly anyway.
We'd made it back down Sunset and over to Silver Lake. Not really sure if RW's tank-mobile would make it up the hill, and it dragged the ground going uphill. A cloud of smoke trailing us that could've put L.A. on a next-level smog alert all by itself. Heading up Micheltorena, passing the old houses, I directed our driver where to go. Coming to the driveway, he didn't want to go up to the house. We said our goodbye at the curb, and LC got out with us. BN tried to invite LC back with them to eat and to get their cars. He declined. She then said: "Yeah – but do 'ya think maybe they wanna be alone? Huh?". LC just stared at us, and back at her. Like somebody just asked him to do long division or calculus. "Look at the size of that f*#kin' house man! You think they'd hear me? Besides it's like my home too."
He was right. He stayed there. A LOT. I wanted to claim him on my taxes by now. I came around to the driver's side window, and RW stuck out a hand. We didn't really say much, just a wink, nod, and a big scary grin. "Thanks old man…it was a blast. Thanks for everything." He shook my hand, and said: "You bet. It was for me too. I think it was one for the books, Kiddo. Best time I've remembered in years. Via con Dios!" Coming from that legend, there's hardly a compliment to compare. And...he called me Kiddo!
I stepped away, as he rolled up the glass. No electric windows. Hahahaha. Love it. After hugs and goodbyes, and a pledge to reunite next year – I led the way with QT and LC following up the drive. Up to the old Mediterranean-style house that was popular with movie folks in the 1920's, I led QT on a little tour around the outside and the pool. LC helped himself to my fridge, and was nice enough to play the answering machine. I still don't know why he did that all the time as if anyone assumed him to be there. Maybe he expected a psychic to know he was crashing there? But we all loved him, and our casa was his casa. Mostly, anyway. After many, many, many hints that it was getting late – or early – he agreed and asked if I was going to lock the door or if I wanted him to do it before going to sleep. Uhh, sure LC, you're always welcome. Anytime. He went down the hallway to one of the guest rooms, and retired for the night I think. "Elvis has left the building", he shouted loud enough for people at Graceland to hear.
I took QT on an extended tour of the old house, and she talked about her plans, dreams, and what she hoped the future held for her. She was now more sober than was I, and after a bird bath wash-up in the bathroom, was radiant. She told me she'd been dating another actor back home, but kinda on-again/off-again. I didn't mind that it was now off-again. I was less occupied with what the future held for her and more occupied with holding her in my future. When we arrived to the master bedroom, she wouldn't let me turn on the lights. I told her I had a CD she'd enjoy hearing, and flipped on the stereo and took her out to the balcony. Said she wanted to see the city glow.
A mix CD I'd played the day before came on, as Jane's Addiction "Three Days" began. The balcony doors wide open, and the linen shears over double French doors did little to conceal the gorgeous view across Los Angeles. Maybe only the Chateau Marmont has a better view. She was speechless. The Hollywood sign, Observatory, all of Hollywood – all lit up with the haze of the night sky reflecting it back. She stood there on the balcony, and it was possibly the most beautiful view I'd ever seen. Not the city, or the lights…but her. In the reflected glow of the city. "I can't get over this. This view. This night. Your friends…you. This place, it's all so…so…so...perfect."
She turned, neither of us said a word. A long…very long…kiss.
The music played and she asked with a soft whisper, "What about your friends? What about…Elvis?"
"Elvis is dead. He won't mind."
We resumed that kiss. The balcony doors stayed open.
Several hours later she arose from the bed, wrapping the thin gauzy sheet around her. She lit a cigarette, and appeared to almost float out to the balcony. Dragging the sheet beneath her. The song "Fade Into You" by dream-pop band Mazzy Star was playing. That song, with Hope Sandoval's breathy vocals – it was perfect timing with what was in front of my eyes. A song and a vision that's forever seared in my mind. Unforgettable moments. Just…perfect.
I sat propped up on the edge of the bed for the longest time just staring at her figure on the balcony, the linen barely shrouding her tan figure. The pink light of the sun was threatening to peek up over the opposite side of the house, just enough for a faint purple glow bouncing off the hazy sky. The lights still all bright below, all reflecting off her flawless face. She looked like she'd just walked out of a makeup trailer, even her messed short hair looked stylish. That warm California wind blew across her face, her hair, the linen shears, and the sheet all gently dancing in the breeze. Her back, neck, and shoulders all exposed to me as she held the sheet to her chest. Smoking, staring...totally blissed.
"I never want to leave", she said.
I walked behind her, wrapping my arms around her and joining her stare. "Then don't", I replied. She asked if I had thought about anything beyond this minute. I told her all that I knew was that I wanted to feel like this minute forever. She smiled, and agreed. But we both knew it would never be more than this. Reality. Commitments elsewhere. Plans, futures, and responsibilities. But then and there, everything in the world was perfect. If I'd died at that moment? Life would've been well spent. Especially after a night like that. I asked her if she wanted breakfast and I nuzzled into the nape of her neck. She was perfect. She still tasted like peaches.
She laughed and simply said three words: "No. Just lunch."
We didn't leave that bedroom or balcony for nearly six hours. Even then it was only for the shower. She cleansed my second-degree burns on my back. I made sure to gently wash all the alcohol off her body. Pore by flawless pore. It was a very long shower that probably caused the L.A. drought of 1996.
When we finally did leave the house it was around 1pm, and I promised to take QT to the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel for her first "Hollywood lunch". I knew the staff there well, and she'd never been. She reminded me my car was still at the Pub, or maybe towed. Damn…I was turning into LC. We took my other car but before we got out of and down the driveway to the street, LC came roaring in. He parked at the end of the drive, half on the curb and half on the street. I rolled my window down and invited him to join us for lunch. He declined, saying he'd left after we'd gone upstairs and been out drinking with another pal (back in the day A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably A- list now) and other friends until sunrise but finally retrieved his own car. An epic hangover. I told him to make himself at home, and I'd return one of these days. He smiled, wished QT well telling her to look him up back in England. He said "You two crazy kids invite me to the wedding okay?", and with a laugh he stumbled up the driveway to the house.
As much as I wanted us to spend every moment together, I knew we couldn't. So after lunch, QT and I went our separate ways. We had one last kiss goodbye, fittingly just off Sunset Blvd., when I took her back to her friend's place. We each had obligations that were unbreakable, and we both felt a long, hard tug at our hearts as we parted. "One for the record books, Kiddo". She said to me, laughing in her impersonation of RW. "Always, kiddo", was my reply. She went back to her friends, to her auditions, and then returned back to England and her life there.
It was a few months after her return home that she called me out of the blue. I could tell she'd been crying, and she finally told me the news. Turns out something from our night together was going to bind us together forever. But a physically dangerous problem arose. It was not to be. I offered to fly over, or fly her here – but she didn't want that. I respected her enough to not push anything. We talked for hours and hours, and I truly felt more love for her than ever before. But some things work out, and others don't. Time marches on, and we made our own private vows that night to each other and she bravely went on with her life, relations, and dreams. A strong woman whom I will forever love, admire, respect, and protect.
I went on with my life too, and about a year later had a "reunion" of sorts of the group of friends from that night. Our gang reunited at Cat & Fiddle Pub one night, and had another great night. Sadly, QT didn't make the return trip. She was still in England, still with her on-again really nice boyfriend. Her career was gaining full steam, and in a few years she'd be expecting her first child with her boyfriend. I was happy for them both. Although I missed her horribly, I knew we had our own lives. When we see one another in times since, we always smile and often share a hug. No matter the miles, years, or anything else between us…I'll never forget that night, and the image of her on that balcony. Some things remain truly magical. She always calls me "kiddo" in a low, gruff voice – and I call her the same.
The night of our reunion at the Pub would be the last time our group of friends all got together in one place. Time marched on from then until now, and people went different ways. Even the Cat & Fiddle Pub moved. Although still around, they were forced from home on Sunset and now are at a new place off Melrose down the corner from the Paramount lot. I still pop in on occasion for a warm cider, but things have changed. I sip my warm, non-alcoholic cider. Things have indeed changed. My buddy, friend, brother, and favorite loony named LC died not long after from a health problem he never knew he had. A hard funeral to get through, and I love his widow and family as if my own. It's not like he's dead, because I still expect to hear him staggering up the driveway any given morning asking if I'd seen his car.
Good old RW made the epic album of his career shortly after our adventures, and made it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Lord knows, he deserves it. The eternal lovely Queen BN made it back to performing, re-igniting her band and her incredible singing (all while marrying an entertainment lawyer and having kids!). My upstart shy buddy DK really hit the big time. He soon made the defining big movie of his career, which shot him to the instant A+ list where he's been ever since as one of the greatest living directors (and that rare good guy in Hollywood). Happily married to a great woman and they've got a hundred kids.
Yes, my QT - the brunette goddess who stole my heart and body that night? She also got her big break in America – and proved me, and DK, and LC, and everyone correct who predicted her success. She became a franchise star, hailed as one of the most beautiful women alive, and married a different guy in the biz although that one didn't work out exactly either. She's spread her wings doing art films and indies and is a true evergreen. A talented actress and a talented human being. A lady in every respect. Of course things change over the years, but if one day when our paths cross and we've had the right amount to drink, hear the right song, and live through a bar brawl? Who knows? Maybe she'll chunder upon me once again. One never knows down which path or aisle such things may lead.
I'm sharing all of this with you not only to share (with you my friends) the events of a crazy night. But also because that silly drunken promise we all made that fateful night to remain as a group...well, it may yet come true in a special way. The events of that night (plus a few others) may be made into a small little indie film in the near future. With all the participants from that night on board, except for one (R.I.P.). It won't be a summer blockbuster or a franchise mega-hit. There's no superheroes (except for RW's car), and probably won't make a blip in the awards. But it'll share with the world the crazed, chaotic, and eternal moments that bonded a group of friends together in a crazy night in Hollywood.
It may even be called: "The Eternal Order of Elvis Presley Pallbearers".
And it'll be one for the record books…Kiddo.
I'm sorry if it is a departure from the normal blinds of scandal, evil abusers, or cheating/drugs/whatever. Although it does have celebs in it, this is not some major mystery to CSI-out. It's just about sharing a story that is very special and very crazy. Real life usually is. I'm sure you may have survived crazier nights than this, but probably not with such an amazing group of people. Some who were legends then, and others who have become legends since. So, for you my friends here at Crazy Days and Nights – I share my memory of my crazy night.
Let's set our DeLorean time machine back to the mid-90s. This was a time when the internet was young, social media and reality television didn't exist, AOL, Netscape, and Microsoft were kings, and a cell phone was for talking. YouTube, iPods, and Google didn't even exist; and Yahoo! and Miramax did. Boys still wanted to play football for Penn State; and college MBA students wanted to work at Bear Stearns. Neither Viagra nor the Dept. of Homeland Security had been rolled out; the Twin Towers stood tall; and MTV showed music videos.
In the sweet days of late 1996, there was a bar/pub place on Sunset then called The Cat and Fiddle Pub. It was a English-style pub with a large outdoor patio area and they had the best alcoholic Ale and warm cider that would knock you flat-drunk-da-fark-out. This bar was a Mecca for many British ex-pats in Hollywood, and especially with musicians. It was no shock to sit down and see Robert Plant at the next table when he was in town. The "young" hipsters in those days like Drew Barrymore, Winona Ryder, Johnny Depp, etc. were often there too. Best thing was that it wasn't on the radar of tourists, paparazzi, or leeches. It was a familial haunt for celebs dating back to The Who and Rolling Stones but open enough to just be a place to meet and hang out. It has since moved across town, but at the time it was on Sunset Blvd. here in Hollywood. My friends and I usually would go swing-dancing at the Derby, or drinking at the Dresden room. But sometimes you just need to relax and take it easy.
I had received a call from a crazy friend of mine, a legendary British rocker (singer from legendary band) who wanted to go have some fun that night. We will call him LC. I'd been spending lots of time working with friends in movies and music, even trying to prod LC back into new life making music again. Meanwhile, he'd occasionally make himself home at my house. I was living in the artsy BoHo-chic area of L.A. called Silver Lake; in a big Old Hollywood Mediterranean-style mansion built in the 1920's for some dead silent screen star up a hill. We'd installed a top-rate recording studio and film screening room inside the old house, so it attracted lots of musical friends from the neighborhood. Down the street lived Flea, Jerry Cantrell, Kirsten Dunst, and many others. Best of all it had a clear view of the Griffith Park Observatory and the best view in Hollywood.
This particular night I had been down at Paramount Studios helping a friend with a project, and watching crews refill the parking with the huge blue sky backdrop to shoot a movie about a boat in the ocean. I needed to unwind. But hanging out with LC was never relaxing, because he was sort of ADHD you could say. He said he'd talked to another pal who wanted to have a drink that night. This other guy was more legendary than LC, but possibly less known in this period – unless you were a folkie, hipster, or alcoholic. This older guy (Rock and Roll Hall of Famer/Oscar nominee/winner) we will call RW. I was all for it, so we planned to meet at the Pub around dark. (Our rule was first there saves the table/seats, and last to leave pays the tab).
Whenever LC says he wants to go out, you cancelled your plans for the next day and put your attorney on speed dial after pre-authorizing bail money. His idea of pub crawls could take you to another country if not careful. Seriously, we wound up in Tijuana once. Ever see a "Tijuana Donkey Show"? Uggh. Just…don't. Anyway, LC was also the world's worst driver, and had a habit of losing his cars. Yes, "losing" his cars. Forgetting where he parked them, and waiting til a towing company called for him to get it out of impound. In L.A. that's crazier than anything. But that's LC, in his lovable hyper-lost puppy dog way. So he said he'd drive over to the Pub to meet us, and I knew it would be a crazy night. I just never knew I'd end this night by falling in love.
Another friend of mine had stopped by my house and I invited him to join us for drinks too. This guy (A list director with more than a handful of Oscar nominations/wins) was a young filmmaker who had directed some small/indie things but not yet had his big break. We'll call him DK. At this time he was working hard on putting together a movie that would become his first big hit, and become a legendary film that kicked off his incredible career. I'd helped him edit a short film previously, and we'd have these nights where we'd spend hours and hours creating the story for this one project that he obsessed over. A very dedicated filmmaker. At the time we were going out drinking he couldn't even get into a club or elite restaurant by himself. He was kind of a shy "Hollywood Kid" like I was, growing up inside the entertainment biz, so we had much in common.
DK and I met up and arrived at Cat and Fiddle and found RW already there, sitting by himself and drinking. No LC yet. I wasn't that close to RW but he knew of my family and knew any friend of LC was cool. So RW was very gracious, and welcoming – and had already secured our table. I introduced DK, who was awestruck by RW. We made small talk until a woman walked outside to our patio table. This lady was middle-aged and breathlessly gorgeous. The kind of beauty that takes your breath. It didn't take but a moment for me to recognize her and – WOW! I was stunned. It was (back in the day all around A- list actress/singer/celebrity). We will call her BN, and in the years since her peak of pop-music singing fame she had gotten even hotter. Plus, she still had that amazing voice. RW introduced us, and said she got bored with her date and was going to join us for drinks – my pleasure.
As we all four got to know each other better, I realized not only was I in the midst of two true legends – but two of the most legendary voices (whether talking or singing) to ever exist! The patio there at the pub was starting to get more crowded, and a few people were giving that "Hey, isn't that…?" look over at our table. Both DK and I noticed a table next to ours full of lovely young women who were looking over and whispering to themselves. We pretended not to care, but one short-haired brunette young lady was just too pretty not to notice. It took a gruff laugh from RW to break my stare.
When RW spoke, you pretty much gave him your undivided attention. Not just because his voice and presence commanded it, but because everything he said seemed like some powerful nugget of truth from a wise man's lips. Him asking for a cigarette held the same gravity as reading the Ten Commandments. It truly did seem like most of what he said ended up in lyrics for a song. However, other things were just the most bizarre non-sequiturs – relating to absolutely nothing – that you could ever imagine. Timing was not exactly his strong suit either. When BN asked if we all thought maybe there was "a cure for cancer somewhere but was being held back for money reasons?" We all sort of pondered it a moment.
Except RW.
He just nodded his head, and replied: "Never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy". Apparently thinking his contribution to the conversation made ANY sense whatsoever. DK was trying to suppress his laughter and frequently spewed cider on the patio. Otherwise I tried to keep a stone face with RW. We all did, except for BN. It was not in her nature to ever patronize, coddle, or go with a flow. As we'd all stare at each other quizzically, saying "mmm-hmmm", not wanting to offend our Jaegermeister Yoda, BN said: "That makes no fu#k%ng sense…at ALL. What the f*#k does that have to do with cancer?" And RW, being RW – just shrugged. "I don't know, and I didn't say it did". BN rolled her eyes and went to the bar for more drinks. Lots more drinks for us all. A whole lot.
Still no sign of LC after we'd been there a good 2 hours. I told RW that he's probably been outside for two hours trying to park his car. RW nodded, but BN called B.S. She swore that even a kid could figure out how to drive and park in L.A., since (she claimed) the streets were lined out in a grid pattern to help bimbo actresses get from audition to audition. Cute. She wound up betting with me. If LC said he'd been struggling to park? She buys the next round. Otherwise? My treat.
Finally, not long after, our lost sheep comes slinking through the growing crowd. Completely undetected by the throngs of hipsters, young executives, and kids. In fact, if you'd put one of his hits on the sound system I doubt half the crowd could sing along. To say he was at somewhat of a loose end was mild, and I often got calls from his terrific wife asking if I knew his location. He even called this period, his "wilderness years". From the looks of his hair and beard he meant it as a fashion description.
LC rolls in, looking like he was hiding from a bookie, ducking under his jacket collar. I stood to give him a welcome, and he plopped right down in my chair. (No that's okay, go ahead and sit there, I wanted a new chair anyway). LC didn't do these things to be rude or egotistical – it was just him. Like the thought never crossed his mind that I may want to sit back down, in my chair. After saying "hey" all around, he explained his anxiety thus: "Do you have ANY fu#k%ng idea how hard it is to park the curbs in this fu#k%ng town? I been out there like an hour like trying to park a lorry in a Mini's stall". We all burst out laughing. I won the bet, and BN grudgingly bought the next round.
When I got up to search for a chair, the only one I saw was sort of near a table that held the pretty brunette I'd been staring at. Along with her pals, an extra female, and what looked like a grunge refugee from Seattle. All their attention was turned away, so I figured I'd get that pesky chair away from their area for them. Didn't want anyone to trip. As I was pushing the chair in between DK and LC (who was yammering on about the dammed parallel parking), BN says: "Hey buddy – you're busted." Huh? She said my "girlfriend" – the stunning brunette I'd been eye-stalking – was trying to figure who stole her chair as all her pals were pointing fingers. Right. At. Me. Oh shit. "Dude, she's sooo hot", said DK. I decided to be honorable, and return the chair.
Before I could even pull it from our table, she was there in front of me. Those warm hazel-brown eyes shooting daggers, steam exhaling from her ears. Horns starting to sprout from her head. "Excuse me, f#%khead – that's my chair. Which you know, because you've been staring at me for half-hour. I know it's America but even American guys must have some modicum of decency here."
I froze, tried to stutter out an apology. BN snorted loudly. LC says: "Holy hell man, she totally owned you." RW (being himself), says: "Yep, and that's the problem with technology these days." (which, of course, made no sense whatsoever). I was offering my apologies and excuses and for the first time, the beautiful brunette noticed my assorted lunatic friends. She looked to my side and said: "Are you…wait…you're – HO-LEE-S-H-I--Z! Are you?". Recognizing LC, she gasped, covered her mouth and stared straight at him. I said "here's the chair" and she took her other hand (without ever taking her eyes off LC), and gently pushed my arm downwards toward the chair. I sat. She sat on my leg. All without looking away from LC, or even blinking.
"Oh heavens, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners. I'm (foreign born A- list mostly movie actress)" – who we will call QT.
"I'm (LC)", he said.
"Yes, I know. I'm a huge fan. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to be rude to your friend, of course you can have my chair for your friend". The always on-point RW then says, "Hey doll, you may not notice but you're actually sitting ON his friend." BN says: "Yeah…but I don't think he's complaining."
At which she apologized profusely, and continued sitting on me. From my leg, to my lap.
LC asked her about her accent, and she explained her home in England, and that – in fact – a relative of hers (A- list mostly television actor in his own country) knew LC and his former band mates. Stunned, LC couldn't get over the coincidence. We all went around the table, introducing ourselves. Our new guest QT remembered BN from the 80s, had no clue who or what RW was, and ignored both me and the quietly shy DK at first. But the longer we sat together (literally) the more we talked. When I spoke French to BN about QT's attractiveness, and BN – who is American but speaks French – replied, it was then that I learned QT was totally fluent in French. She lived in Paris recently, and was shocked at my comment to BN. This wasn't my best night for impressing a beautiful young lady.
Turns out that QT and I did get along rather well. She told me her life story, about her parents (famous acting couple in her home country), and that she was also an actress. She'd recently done a couple of prestigious-type movies in her home country, and had been trying to break in to Hollywood. Just this month she'd wrapped both a film back home, and another costume movie for television back there. She was in town now staying with pals, and had auditions for a few films – one she hoped would break her through in America. I told her about me, and my nutty friends and nuttier family. We had much in common, and she'd attended a very impressive college recently and studied abroad.
Best of all, it felt like we'd known each forever. I was glad she was sitting and drinking with us. Actually, sitting ON me. In fact, she'd decided to hang out with us when her pals all headed to a club down the Strip. She said her gal pal fixed her up with some preppie douchebag type guy who looks like a date rapist. She'd rather hang with us. After some discussion, BN suggested that we should also head down there. They were having some 80's night thing there, and she also had pals going. She also knew the owners, so we could go hang in the VIP area if we wanted. Sounded great. I paid the huge bar tab, and LC said he'd meet us there. I figured with him and cars? We'd see him next week if ever. RW volunteered to drive. He said that as the oldest alcoholic, he probably had a higher tolerance, thus able to drive his car safer than the rest of us. Why not? It was only the other end of the Sunset Strip anyway.
We all ambled out to the sidewalk, and there sat the ugliest pile of crap clunker car I'd ever seen. Ev-er. This was RW's car. He called it the "death wagon", and it certainly smelled like it. It was like some junkyard mechanic on LSD welded four clunkers together. Made the Blues Bros. car look like a Bugatti. But not wanting to insult a legend, we gave in (and sort of side-eyed each other). Climbing into RW'S car- this battleship-sized 1960s-era behemoth (which got about 4 mpg and had the original tires still on it), we piled in like condemned prisoners. Myself, QT and DK in back and BN and Commodore RW up front driving. Even the radio seemed sad to be in this car, as it belched out classic songs on FM to barely hide the noise of the skipping motor. DK looked over at me, grinning like a kid, and said "this is so cool!". QT just looked at me in disbelief: "Sure, riding in the Manson Family Truckster". (Catching the National Lampoon's Vacation joke cemented my love for this lady). The radio played Men At Work's "Down Under", and we debated the Aussie term "chunder" as it applies to puking, and how being a "chunder-cat" sounds cooler than "yelling for a Buick". Down the Strip we cruised.
Alas the club came into sight. This neon-draped venue with an outside Jumbotron had formerly been the legendary Gazzarri's rock club. Former home of many 60's-era rock groups and dancers, it was where Van Halen and many hair metal bands called home. Now, it was The BILLBOARD LIVE and was a hot, hip, new place to be and was packed with lots of club kids and young celebs of the moment. Crowds snaked down the sidewalk, and paparazzi were out on the curbs looking for celebs. RW parked the Tank of Doom behind the block, facing down the cross street. He said "Never know when you gotta make a break for it". Uhhh, okay, thanks for the insight Confucius.
Thankfully, BN had called ahead from the Pub, and a manager met us and escorted us through the crowd past the velvet rope. Lots of confused young clubbers on the concrete. We could go downstairs to the secret VIP den if we wanted, but I suggested hanging in there a while. Have a few drinks, and enjoy the fun. That place was packed. Some of QT's friends from earlier were just waiting to get in, and had lobbed some confused shouts at her as we blew by them. Now they were inside too. QT pointed and showed me this one big douchebag guy who had been bugging her. It was the date she was supposed to have been on at that moment. He looked like a Fraternity snob from Animal House and a born date-rapist. Popped Izod collar and all, with a sport coat (even if it was a retro 80s night this was still the 90s!). I told QT it was fine, that he'd never get near her – much less spike her drink and roofie her.
The first person I saw inside was an old friend of mine, another up-and-coming Director (A list director great at action movies). Back East our families were close, and I'd known him forever. He'd not yet hit the big time but would soon. We chatted and I introduced him to QT, and he confirmed my instincts as a quality choice for a date. He returned to his group and we made our way through the throbbing club full of music, lights, and sweaty drunk people. The manager led us to a reserved table close to the bar, and everyone was having fun. At the table next to us was an odd group of foreign-looking people who seemed to be sitting very close together and taking turns leaning over their table. Then whipping their heads backwards. Maybe they had sinus problems? Yeah, that's the ticket.
BN introduced us to several other 80's era stars, and the whole vibe of the place was great. After a drink, QT and I went to dance. I discovered a secret sweet spot high on the nape of her neck, and she really enjoyed the massage I was giving her. Her skin tasted like sweet peaches. It was all good until Mr. Roofie and one of QT's friends came over to us, playing 20 questions. QT said she was fine, having fun, and would see her pal later that night. The Roofie douchebag guy didn't seem to like that, and being drunk, started talking trash. To both of us. QT and I just ignored him, and made our way back to the table.
Waiting there was our lost friend LC, who miraculously made it – and even made it inside and found us! He'd ordered several hyper drinks for us all, including flaming drinks. We drink this FLAMING alcoholic soft drink with a Whiskey shot dropped into it. Ugggh. They make one and it is great. But then – LC orders them for everyone. QT drinks hers and turns green. You could see the puke bubble up her throat, but she held it down. LC starts drinking his second one and while on fire – from nowhere Mr. Roofie Douchebag drunkenly barrels into us, knocking QT into me, and LC's flaming drink goes EVERYWHERE.
I leap up and SAIL over the table onto Mr. Roofie, punching his adam's apple and then his nose, repeatedly. The other flaming drinks spill and spread. I hardly notice his coat is literally flaming on FIRE in the middle of a BRAWL. Three of Mr. Roofie's no-neck pals have jumped in, pulling me off him, as LC throws punches at them. QT jumps up – and VOMITS LOUD AND HARD all over me and the now-bloody/gasping Douchebag. I turn back to QT, and she's sick but she's okay. LC is beating some big guy's fist to death with his face. DK jumps in to help him. People fighting, pushing, and Security coming. As this typhoon of chaos swirls around, I catch a glimpse of RW. He's sitting there, calm as a meditating Buddhist, sipping his drink and looking at the action.
The fire spread from Mr. Roofie's coat, down his pants, as someone pushes that hyper-pituitary Goliath towards RW. So RW politely extinguishes the blaze. By pouring an entire pitcher of beer on him. Instead of thanking him, the guy swings at RW – which is caught in mid-air by the back of LC's head. BN and DK both are trying to help QT. Another body flies past me, sailing onto another table and POOF! – a cloud of white powder blasts up into the air from that table. Apparently it wasn't powdered sugar for their sinus problems, because the group at THAT table got super pissed and started gang-punching the drunk who'd blasted their cocaine everywhere.
I feel someone smacking my back – it's BN because I'd also caught on fire. I swear I saw BN throw a bare-knuckle punch straight into a guy's face. The entire fight blows up into a ruckus, which blows up into a bar-brawl, which blows up into a total riot inside a packed nightclub on the Sunset Strip after midnight. Security comes barreling in with fire extinguishers. People trying to run away outside, as others push their way sneaking inside. People yelling, fighting, throwing drinks – and THUMPING 1980's Duran Duran reverberating. Total third-world epic chaos. Dogs and cats living together in sin, I mean total mayhem.
RW points to an emergency exit, and makes a quick departure amidst the carnage. The music is still BLARING. We follow RW and shuffle out of the emergency side-door fire exit which triggers fire alarms. RW hoofs it down the sidewalk to grab the car. QT is on the sidewalk, puking and retching all over my shoes and everything else. In between heaves and coughs, she's yelling "HOLD MY HAIR! I'm PUKING IN MY BLOODY HAIR". I do. BN comes busting out the door saying "we gotta get the hell out, now. Cops are coming and those frat boys are blaming us for this." She pauses only long enough to say, "What's wrong with you? Can't you see she's sick? Hold her HAIR!", and rolls her eyes at me.
Like a deranged Batman scene, RW comes roaring down the side-street, and halts the clunker right at us. "GET IN KIDS!". Just as we're throwing open doors and piling in, DK and LC explode out of the side door, laughing, falling, and yelling drunk. Both covered in white stuff (either from extinguishers or the cocaine explosion next to us). Somehow, LC had ripped off Mr. Roofie's popped collar. He actually had the guy's shirt collar in his hand, laughing. "GET IN" we all yell. They do, and with a belch of smoke from the exhaust, RW'S death wagon car skips, lurches, and knocks its way out into the street. Hitting the horn and sailing through traffic nearly sideways until we're clear.
I look back and see Fire Trucks and Police cars all racing to the front of the Billboard Live club. Holy hell. People running across Sunset like a bomb went off. Then I look over at QT - this beautiful brunette British goddess, with her short, mussed hair, streaked makeup, alcohol, and various bodily fluids around her mouth (and on me). She focuses her heavy leaden eyes at me and says: "I'm soooo sorry. You're such a gentleman…and I chundered on my gentleman. Can I have some gum? I got a bit of yak breath."
Always prepared for any crisis, (like a deranged den mother from hell) BN opens her bag, whips out a travel bottle of mouthwash. "Drink up sweetie" she says. I see DK with his head now in BN's enticing lap, grinning, and LC is riding shotgun with our brave pilot RW roaring us down Sunset through traffic. He yanked the wheel hard, shooting us down a cross street, and then down another street to avoid the Sunset crush. All of us escaping the melee at the club (which actually made the news the next day about a group of unidentified ravers starting a fire and brawl. It honestly was on KTLA).
QT gave me the mouthwash, which I drank. Bad idea. This all-forsaken car had a very nasty smell inside. Like any good diplomat, LC belted out: "Tha hell IS that bloody smell man??". LC kept swearing it was sewage, but RW said it was probably from dead bodies. RW swore he only paid $100 for it, because a pal bought it from a funeral home. It wasn't a hearse but was used for "other" transport. BN and I looked at each other, eyes wide. DK, who was cramped in between us, asked RW if he'd ever checked the trunk?
"Nah man. Don't really dig what may be back there", he quipped. And kept on driving.
I asked, out of courtesy, "Do you care if I smoke in here?". LC said, "Care? Dear God man! PLEASE SMOKE! Smoke, fart, or do SOME-THING to get that fu#%in' rank stench outta here!".
QT and I lit our cigarettes, and I couldn't take my eyes off of her. Just staring. Maybe it was the alcohol, or the elation of the crazy night. But I couldn't stop staring, until I caught DK's gaze too. He shot me a smile and a nod. He knew it too. Saw the same thing in her. Probably thought the same thoughts too – as in, this young lady is going to be a massive star one day. Not just her looks, or her smile. She had a glow. An aura. A charisma that I doubt even a movie camera would capture. She was transcendentally incandescent. Didn't matter how well she even acted, she had "presence". I'd spent my whole life growing up around glamorous old era movie stars, from Liz Taylor, Ava Gardner, to Natalie Wood. I'd known them all – and even have a photo of me as a kid in the lap of Greta Garbo. I know what that presence is, and means. Even sloppy drunk. DK knew it too. If justice exists? She'll be an Ava Gardner, or a Liz Taylor. A throwback to glamorous actress of the old days. The world will notice her. If not? I'm in the wrong business.
Out of the front seat, came an very loud eruption of that unmistakable voice:
"We need us a name man!", said RW.
We all kind of looked around at each other, but had long since given up hope of making sense of anything he asked. "Like the Hell's Angels?", was DK'S reply.
"Nah…man, nah. Like there was the Rat Pack, and the Hippies, and them Yuppies…shit, we need US a name! You know like Jarmusch and those guys got that Lee Marvin club." He was referring to director Jim Jarmusch whose resemblance to the actor Lee Marvin spawned a group of pals called "Sons of Lee Marvin". Where Hollywood actors and musicians resembling the famed icon all get together and…I don't know. Sit around and look alike maybe? But hey, the RW wants what the RW wants.
But he did have a point. We wanted something we could us to identify ourselves. A name with dignity, class, and honor to fully reflect the success and brilliance of our combined existences. (Yes, we were drunk). Then LC chimed in, "Hey? How about the Knights of the Diarrhea wagon??".
QT exploded with laughter, and mouthwash – all over me. Better than her vomit. Like a shower of peppermint. Probably the best that car had smelled since it was new. DK said, "Classy name." RW, without considering the insult of his car, continued on. "How about something with Elvis? Because, you know, he was the King right? But he had to fight too."
Then DK suggested "Elvis' Pallbearers". LC brought it all home for us: "I know – I got's it! Got's it here…THE Eternal Order of Elvis' Presley Pallbearers." A long hush fell over the car. Only the whop-whop of the tires, low hum of the FM radio…and one of QT's occasional hiccups echoed through the interior.
"Perfect! Man, that's PURRR-FUCT!!", said RW. Oddly enough, everyone agreed. And thusly, a true Hollywood legacy was born. We decided then to meet back every year, no matter what, to reunite and live out our adventures. Without flaming alcohol this time. RW asked about if we would have to be a dues-paying membership club, like the Friar's Club or something, or if we'd have uniforms or a secret handshake. We agreed not to, since we were all likely too drunk to remember a handshake. "Good", he said. "'Cause I've already paid my dues, man." Which may have been the most relevant, lucid, and meaningful thing he'd said all night long.
We finally made it back to our cars near the Cat & Fiddle on Sunset, but I was in no shape to drive. QT asked if I could run her back to her pal's place later…maybe? Uh, sure. BN told RW he was obligated to take her for early breakfast. House of Pies, baby! So I asked RW to point the death wagon towards Silver Lake and please, drive us home.
Do you remember in the Hangover movies, the scene of the morning after? Or Sixteen Candles when Farmer Ted wakes up with the prom queen in the parking lot? All those scenes of half-drunk, fully wasted, exhausted, dirty survivors of a party war straggling onwards? Well, that is what we were at that moment. Not one of us untouched, or not reeking of some awful foul substance. We were all either burned, wet, bloody, dirty, and very tired. Even Queen BN didn't escape with her crown un-tilted and those sexy fishnets un-ripped. Yet we survived. There, in that car, hardly speaking a word. The chug-a-bang-thud of the death car and the feeble droning of the radio is all we heard. Minus ringing of the ears and QT's eternal hiccups. Cruising towards an epic walk of shame, slouching towards the curse of twilight waiting in our immediate future.
Just about that time I didn't think this bizarre night could get more bizarre, a true Twilight Zone moment occurred. Call it Synchronicity, coincidence, or the mighty hand of God playing around with us…it was some very odd stuff. Just as we'd all settled inside the "death wagon" LC turned up the radio. Amazingly enough, the radio still worked, picking up that classic FM station. More amazingly, a song had just started playing. A song written by RW, which had become a huge hit for another singer (permanent A+ list foreign born singer). The song was in the first verse. BN said: "Whoa – isn't that your song?". RW said, "Well, it used to be. Guess it's his though. He did it good – and I made enough to buy this luxury automobile." (He wasn't joking – he really did write it, and it was a huge hit for the singer. No clue how much he earned in royalties but I hope it was more than $100.).
Without any prompting, or planning, RW began singing. Talk about a private concert! Then BN joined in. Then LC pipes in too. It was only then that it dawned on me the true epic-ness of these three legendary singers – and now all three singing this big song of RW's which, even drunk, was incredible! Even DK begins to come in on the next verse. QT looks at me, eyes WIDE OPEN at me like "oh God is this really happening?". I just grinned, nodded, and even she started to hum and sing it too. Then, when the epic chorus hit – we ALL were singing it, loudly. VERY LOUDLY.
All chiming in, cruising down the eastern ends of Sunset Blvd., at 3am…together. An earth-shattering, life-defining moment that shall live in my personal history eternally. (Or until my dementia hits. Either/or). With that final rousing chugging beat kicking in – we did too. All of us yelling, singing, laughing and making bark at the moon noises. THIS is what the true Hollywood dream is all about. Vomit, clunker cars, and surviving flaming epic party fights! By the song's end, we were all laughing, coughing, and having a great time. All the burns, puke, fights, and everything else were forgotten. Well, mostly anyway.
We'd made it back down Sunset and over to Silver Lake. Not really sure if RW's tank-mobile would make it up the hill, and it dragged the ground going uphill. A cloud of smoke trailing us that could've put L.A. on a next-level smog alert all by itself. Heading up Micheltorena, passing the old houses, I directed our driver where to go. Coming to the driveway, he didn't want to go up to the house. We said our goodbye at the curb, and LC got out with us. BN tried to invite LC back with them to eat and to get their cars. He declined. She then said: "Yeah – but do 'ya think maybe they wanna be alone? Huh?". LC just stared at us, and back at her. Like somebody just asked him to do long division or calculus. "Look at the size of that f*#kin' house man! You think they'd hear me? Besides it's like my home too."
He was right. He stayed there. A LOT. I wanted to claim him on my taxes by now. I came around to the driver's side window, and RW stuck out a hand. We didn't really say much, just a wink, nod, and a big scary grin. "Thanks old man…it was a blast. Thanks for everything." He shook my hand, and said: "You bet. It was for me too. I think it was one for the books, Kiddo. Best time I've remembered in years. Via con Dios!" Coming from that legend, there's hardly a compliment to compare. And...he called me Kiddo!
I stepped away, as he rolled up the glass. No electric windows. Hahahaha. Love it. After hugs and goodbyes, and a pledge to reunite next year – I led the way with QT and LC following up the drive. Up to the old Mediterranean-style house that was popular with movie folks in the 1920's, I led QT on a little tour around the outside and the pool. LC helped himself to my fridge, and was nice enough to play the answering machine. I still don't know why he did that all the time as if anyone assumed him to be there. Maybe he expected a psychic to know he was crashing there? But we all loved him, and our casa was his casa. Mostly, anyway. After many, many, many hints that it was getting late – or early – he agreed and asked if I was going to lock the door or if I wanted him to do it before going to sleep. Uhh, sure LC, you're always welcome. Anytime. He went down the hallway to one of the guest rooms, and retired for the night I think. "Elvis has left the building", he shouted loud enough for people at Graceland to hear.
I took QT on an extended tour of the old house, and she talked about her plans, dreams, and what she hoped the future held for her. She was now more sober than was I, and after a bird bath wash-up in the bathroom, was radiant. She told me she'd been dating another actor back home, but kinda on-again/off-again. I didn't mind that it was now off-again. I was less occupied with what the future held for her and more occupied with holding her in my future. When we arrived to the master bedroom, she wouldn't let me turn on the lights. I told her I had a CD she'd enjoy hearing, and flipped on the stereo and took her out to the balcony. Said she wanted to see the city glow.
A mix CD I'd played the day before came on, as Jane's Addiction "Three Days" began. The balcony doors wide open, and the linen shears over double French doors did little to conceal the gorgeous view across Los Angeles. Maybe only the Chateau Marmont has a better view. She was speechless. The Hollywood sign, Observatory, all of Hollywood – all lit up with the haze of the night sky reflecting it back. She stood there on the balcony, and it was possibly the most beautiful view I'd ever seen. Not the city, or the lights…but her. In the reflected glow of the city. "I can't get over this. This view. This night. Your friends…you. This place, it's all so…so…so...perfect."
She turned, neither of us said a word. A long…very long…kiss.
The music played and she asked with a soft whisper, "What about your friends? What about…Elvis?"
"Elvis is dead. He won't mind."
We resumed that kiss. The balcony doors stayed open.
Several hours later she arose from the bed, wrapping the thin gauzy sheet around her. She lit a cigarette, and appeared to almost float out to the balcony. Dragging the sheet beneath her. The song "Fade Into You" by dream-pop band Mazzy Star was playing. That song, with Hope Sandoval's breathy vocals – it was perfect timing with what was in front of my eyes. A song and a vision that's forever seared in my mind. Unforgettable moments. Just…perfect.
I sat propped up on the edge of the bed for the longest time just staring at her figure on the balcony, the linen barely shrouding her tan figure. The pink light of the sun was threatening to peek up over the opposite side of the house, just enough for a faint purple glow bouncing off the hazy sky. The lights still all bright below, all reflecting off her flawless face. She looked like she'd just walked out of a makeup trailer, even her messed short hair looked stylish. That warm California wind blew across her face, her hair, the linen shears, and the sheet all gently dancing in the breeze. Her back, neck, and shoulders all exposed to me as she held the sheet to her chest. Smoking, staring...totally blissed.
"I never want to leave", she said.
I walked behind her, wrapping my arms around her and joining her stare. "Then don't", I replied. She asked if I had thought about anything beyond this minute. I told her all that I knew was that I wanted to feel like this minute forever. She smiled, and agreed. But we both knew it would never be more than this. Reality. Commitments elsewhere. Plans, futures, and responsibilities. But then and there, everything in the world was perfect. If I'd died at that moment? Life would've been well spent. Especially after a night like that. I asked her if she wanted breakfast and I nuzzled into the nape of her neck. She was perfect. She still tasted like peaches.
She laughed and simply said three words: "No. Just lunch."
We didn't leave that bedroom or balcony for nearly six hours. Even then it was only for the shower. She cleansed my second-degree burns on my back. I made sure to gently wash all the alcohol off her body. Pore by flawless pore. It was a very long shower that probably caused the L.A. drought of 1996.
When we finally did leave the house it was around 1pm, and I promised to take QT to the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel for her first "Hollywood lunch". I knew the staff there well, and she'd never been. She reminded me my car was still at the Pub, or maybe towed. Damn…I was turning into LC. We took my other car but before we got out of and down the driveway to the street, LC came roaring in. He parked at the end of the drive, half on the curb and half on the street. I rolled my window down and invited him to join us for lunch. He declined, saying he'd left after we'd gone upstairs and been out drinking with another pal (back in the day A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably A- list now) and other friends until sunrise but finally retrieved his own car. An epic hangover. I told him to make himself at home, and I'd return one of these days. He smiled, wished QT well telling her to look him up back in England. He said "You two crazy kids invite me to the wedding okay?", and with a laugh he stumbled up the driveway to the house.
As much as I wanted us to spend every moment together, I knew we couldn't. So after lunch, QT and I went our separate ways. We had one last kiss goodbye, fittingly just off Sunset Blvd., when I took her back to her friend's place. We each had obligations that were unbreakable, and we both felt a long, hard tug at our hearts as we parted. "One for the record books, Kiddo". She said to me, laughing in her impersonation of RW. "Always, kiddo", was my reply. She went back to her friends, to her auditions, and then returned back to England and her life there.
It was a few months after her return home that she called me out of the blue. I could tell she'd been crying, and she finally told me the news. Turns out something from our night together was going to bind us together forever. But a physically dangerous problem arose. It was not to be. I offered to fly over, or fly her here – but she didn't want that. I respected her enough to not push anything. We talked for hours and hours, and I truly felt more love for her than ever before. But some things work out, and others don't. Time marches on, and we made our own private vows that night to each other and she bravely went on with her life, relations, and dreams. A strong woman whom I will forever love, admire, respect, and protect.
I went on with my life too, and about a year later had a "reunion" of sorts of the group of friends from that night. Our gang reunited at Cat & Fiddle Pub one night, and had another great night. Sadly, QT didn't make the return trip. She was still in England, still with her on-again really nice boyfriend. Her career was gaining full steam, and in a few years she'd be expecting her first child with her boyfriend. I was happy for them both. Although I missed her horribly, I knew we had our own lives. When we see one another in times since, we always smile and often share a hug. No matter the miles, years, or anything else between us…I'll never forget that night, and the image of her on that balcony. Some things remain truly magical. She always calls me "kiddo" in a low, gruff voice – and I call her the same.
The night of our reunion at the Pub would be the last time our group of friends all got together in one place. Time marched on from then until now, and people went different ways. Even the Cat & Fiddle Pub moved. Although still around, they were forced from home on Sunset and now are at a new place off Melrose down the corner from the Paramount lot. I still pop in on occasion for a warm cider, but things have changed. I sip my warm, non-alcoholic cider. Things have indeed changed. My buddy, friend, brother, and favorite loony named LC died not long after from a health problem he never knew he had. A hard funeral to get through, and I love his widow and family as if my own. It's not like he's dead, because I still expect to hear him staggering up the driveway any given morning asking if I'd seen his car.
Good old RW made the epic album of his career shortly after our adventures, and made it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Lord knows, he deserves it. The eternal lovely Queen BN made it back to performing, re-igniting her band and her incredible singing (all while marrying an entertainment lawyer and having kids!). My upstart shy buddy DK really hit the big time. He soon made the defining big movie of his career, which shot him to the instant A+ list where he's been ever since as one of the greatest living directors (and that rare good guy in Hollywood). Happily married to a great woman and they've got a hundred kids.
Yes, my QT - the brunette goddess who stole my heart and body that night? She also got her big break in America – and proved me, and DK, and LC, and everyone correct who predicted her success. She became a franchise star, hailed as one of the most beautiful women alive, and married a different guy in the biz although that one didn't work out exactly either. She's spread her wings doing art films and indies and is a true evergreen. A talented actress and a talented human being. A lady in every respect. Of course things change over the years, but if one day when our paths cross and we've had the right amount to drink, hear the right song, and live through a bar brawl? Who knows? Maybe she'll chunder upon me once again. One never knows down which path or aisle such things may lead.
I'm sharing all of this with you not only to share (with you my friends) the events of a crazy night. But also because that silly drunken promise we all made that fateful night to remain as a group...well, it may yet come true in a special way. The events of that night (plus a few others) may be made into a small little indie film in the near future. With all the participants from that night on board, except for one (R.I.P.). It won't be a summer blockbuster or a franchise mega-hit. There's no superheroes (except for RW's car), and probably won't make a blip in the awards. But it'll share with the world the crazed, chaotic, and eternal moments that bonded a group of friends together in a crazy night in Hollywood.
It may even be called: "The Eternal Order of Elvis Presley Pallbearers".
And it'll be one for the record books…Kiddo.
295 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 295 of 295Do they ever do partial reveals on the multicharacter BIs like these. For instance I see reasons for protecting QTs anonymity, but why not reveal the deceased star or BN, she did nothing that should embarass her; if anything it would just add to her legendary status. Is that ever possible here? I used to live on the AGC newsgroup in the late 90s early 00's, just discovered this site a few weeks ago when my daughter pointed it out. "Mom remember that gossip group you were always writing on when we were little?? Well some of the people from it have a website now..." :-) As soons as I saw Entertainment Lawyer here, oh well, I'm hooked again! I recall Brandi Alexander too, is she still around I wonder? Saw Pink Princess passed. :'-( Sad. Hope she had a long pink happy life and peaceful exit.
Re: Dylan as RW, he had some interest in working with The Clash, but apparently Strummer didn't want to do it. There's been tons written on The Clash and only story floating is one about Dylan giving Strummer a song. I think if they'd hung out we'd know. Much more likely for Strummer and Waits to hang out I think.
Not sure I'm on the right track with my Himmm guess. The guy I'm thinking isn't famous.
Himmmm, I adore you! This blind was amazing. Never knowing your identity makes it all the sweeter! Rock On.
Best blind ever. Epic story! Thank you for a great read!
"RW parked the Tank of Doom behind the block, facing down the cross street. He said "Never know when you gotta make a break for it". Uhhh, okay, thanks for the insight Confucius." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
RW is Leo from "That '70s Show". I think I fell in love that night too. 🖤
Can’t wait for the other Himmmm’s stories!!!!!!
BN is not Barbra Streisand. She's described as stunningly beautiful and in no universe was Streisand ever that. Her voice, yes, but not her looks.
This was an amazing story. I loved it and it made me think of my crazy days of the 80s and 90s. Whoever says you'll grow up and not want that to be your life anymore is a damn liar. I'll go to my grave wanting that to be my life. Thanks for posting it!
LC = Joe Strummer
RW = Tom Waits (who is more legendary than Strummer, though perhaps not more than The Clash, and who has an unmistakable voice)
DK = PT Anderson. Grew up in showbiz, was making Boogie Nights, currently married to Maya Rudolph with 73 kids, easily one of the best living film makers.
BN = Terri Nunn makes the most sense
QT = sounds like Kate Beckinsale for sure. Don't remember her with short hair though?
Great story.
@ EVERYONE: Just want to say a huuuge "THANK YOU" from the bottom of my cold, numb heart to ALL of you with your kind, warm, funny, and amazing comments. As always, you are some seriously sharp sleuths when it comes to guessing. I am humbled by the warmth and the thanks from you all, and (for once) am at a loss for words to express how much it means. I know my partners' stories will be as good or better (but definitely shorter! lol). If it was too long for some? It's ok, just bookmark the blind and return anytime if you wish. Because Enty leaves these posts up for-EV-er so it'll still be here anytime.
@ NEW FRIENDS & READERS: For those of you new to the site, or coming out of lurking - welcome to CDAN my friends, it is a pleasure to have you here! Just please, as a personal request - please let's stick to guessing the names of the "Blinded" participants, and NOT the authors nor Enty nor Commenters who choose screen names. It's kinda how CDAN's always been. When my 3 cohorts and I decided to do this series of personal stories we were aware we'd be sharing personal events & details. All we ask is for you to focus on guessing NOT the authors but the main story subjects, please. We'd like to keep writing, sharing and revealing for a long time. We (and Enty too) choose anonymity for real reasons. So please I know it's second nature to wanna guess but I ask you respectfully not to play that game here. We'd much rather share, and even snark, and let everyone enjoy CDAN together. Thanks for coming on board and for helping out that way. More fun for everyone to just stick to the blinds and this amazing community of CDANners, of which we're honored to be a part.
We're going to post another installment (the 2nd of 4) next week and Enty will likely reveal all these in the not-too-far future beyond the last installment. (Not that you gals/guys need reveals to know you're correct). TWO HINTS: Remember: a "middle aged" female isn't always age-exact but is subjective to a young man when he is still young in 1996. Not meant as an insult at all, believe me :-)
Hint TWO: The Royal LEMMY wasn't in this blind. But he DOES appear in one of the other 3 stories. Hilariously, in fact. That guy really rocked out with his...uhh..whoops, sorry! Let's just say "Free Willy" had a totally different meaning to Lemmy :-)
Thanks again my friends, and big shout out to my fellow geezers who remembered the 90s! Here's a New CDAN Contest: For anyone who can correctly recite the words to all three: 1. Baywatch Theme song; 2. Lyrics to "Rock n Roll Lifestyle" by CAKE; and all the words to the Barney The Dinosaur theme? If you can do all three? YOU will win the Grand Prize = A FREE one-year CDAN subscription.
Oh, one more thing: I know for a FACT that at least ONE of the ladies from this story has read this blind on CDAN since Enty posted it. Yep, she did. Turns out her recollections of the night matched mine too, except I didn't describe the smell inside that car nearly as bad as it really was. I reminded her that this story was waaay too short for all that nonsense- lol ;-) Stay safe my friends!
@himmmm congrats on spending a night with QT if she's who we all think she is. I'm sure everyone here is super jealous :D
@ himmmmmm
Thanks for such an amazing story!
Sounds like what you're saying is very important so maybe you should put it in a blog post rather than on the comments section?
Kate Beckinsale seems like such a goody two shoes, I cant imagine her getting knocked up from a drunken one night stand, while cheating on longterm boyfriend Michael Sheen.
I will go for Minnie Driver.
Although, neither Driver or Beckinsale have famous actor parents.
Maybe one of the offspring of the Redgrave/Richardson clan, Natasha or Joely?
Kate Beckinsale's parents were both actors in England, though her father died very young.
I'm thinking her father, who was a TV star, probably crossed paths with Strummer in the late 70s before he passed. Ironically both Richard Beckinsale and Strummer passed from undiagnosed heart defects, far too young.
did you use Napster to create your mix CD? 😏
Nobody else picked up on "call it Synchronicity" (capitalised)? I was thinking along the same lines as these comments until that point, when I began to think of Sting.
I’m going to suggest Matt Dillon, possibly as the narrator or the friend (formerly A+ now A- actor) that LC runs into.
Did you write this 5 years ago? Penn State football is back.
I guess because in no universe do I expect to be correct. It's not a serious guess.
Goddamn it I don't read ANYTHING this long. I won't even listen to a fucking voicemail. Where's the motherfucking Executive Summary?
This story made me tear up. God I'm a sap. Well written.
QT - Sheena Easton? But can't make all the clues work...
Hobult, you don't get the rewards if you don't read the wrole damn thing.
BTW, will be in NOLA this afternoon. Will try to find the (imaginary) house on St. Charles
That's who I think it is!
That's who I think it is!
BN = BerliN ?
I’ve always liked Kate Beckinsale. Very beautiful and still looking great. Seems a nice girl. And yeah as someone’s pointed out, single now? ❤️👍
Google Kate Beckinsale short hair and a pic comes up, looks circa 90s with blunt bob to chin, really cute. I found one source that lists her as two children with no info on the first one, but I believe that part should be off limits out of respect.
The rest of us can only aspire to be as Zen as RW... 🍺
🔥✨ *Pours pitcher of beer to extinguish a blaze*
I got hung up on the fact the in 1996 Kirsten Dunst would've been 14 yrs old.
"i was fabulous and it was a bloody good laugh" nice Plunkett & MacLeane reference 8)
I moved to LA from N. Cali in 94. I was immediately taken to the Fiddle to network with industry folk. As I innocently put my hand out to each scenster, the reply always was "...and what do youuuuuu do?" My 3 mos in LA was enough to know that it's a cesspool of cover ups, murder, rape,drug abuse and more. I packed my shit and never turned back. Dont regret it one bit. And some of those green PR freinds are VERY suspiciously high up now--pays to be secret keepers, I guess. May share more one day...
Did anyone else wake up this morning and think of a Himmmm and Mazzy Star-inspired playlist?
Here are a few of mine-
Sweet Jane-Cowboy Junkies
Everlong (Accoustic version)-Foo Fighters
Goin’ To California-Led Zppelin
Atlanta-Stone Temple Pilots
Summertime Rolls-Jane’s Addiction
Love Will Tear Us Apart-Joy Division
Stop Me If....-The Smiths
Candy-Iggy Pop and Kate Pierson
China Girl-David Bowie
More Than This-Roxy Music
The songs I listened to yesterday. Makes a great Spotify playlist.
Time by Tom Waits
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis by Tom Waits
Downtown Train by Rod Stewart
Downtown Train by Tom Waits
London Calling by The Clash
Train in Vain by The Clash
Fade into You by Mazzy Star
I Hope That I Don't Fall in Love With You by Tom Waits
Tom Traubert's Blues by Tom Waits
Lost in the Supermarket by The Clash
Take My Breath Away by Berlin
Jersey Girl by Bruce Springsteen
San Diego Serenade by Tom Waits
Anywhere I Lay My Head by Tom Waits
From an evolutionary standpoint, I have no doubt QT had no idea her body was receptive to life, but her unconscious behavior suggests otherwise.
She saw a handsome, studly lol man half way around the world while she was on an off time with her boyfriend. She sat on his lap. Makes total evolutionary sense. Her body wanted the fittest genes she could find and there is much research and evidence that a "competing" male's sperm will made that march to the egg as a sort of dominance move.
Sorry, I geeked out there lol
Blind says she isn't dead
Eric Clapton as LC
Egad! Finally finished reading this. I’m a reader of books, but not on phones so much. Good story. But the film could end up really bad if not handled properly. We’ve seen a lot of movies with stories like this. Hopefully they can write characters that make this more singular and personal. But if the trailer has a record scratch moment, then I would stay away.
This blind was sooooo fun. I will be imagining the details for a long time. Driving around in a clunker with a ragtag gang of fresh and experienced wild hearts in West Hollywood, it's all so romantic...
I love imagining Terri Nunn in this tale. Her den-mother quips and ability to roll her eyes at Tom Waits while riding in the passenger seat add so much to the vibe I get from her, listening to Berlin's "Pleasure Victim" (a super fun new wave album that people in my generation kind of missed, if you ask me).
"I'm a blue movie... WHEN WE MAKE LOVE TOGETHER! (Sexxxxxxsexsexxxsex!)"
For what it's worth, Kate Beckinsale says that she's never drank.
http://people.com/movies/kate-beckinsale-reveals-shes-never-had-an-entire-glass-of-anything-alcoholic/
As for BN, we're looking for somebody who's both a singer and an actress. That makes me think of both Barbra Streisand and Cher, whose age fits the blind. However, I don't think of them as being real beauties. Distinctive looks? Absolutely but not the way that it was described in the blind.
Just want to say again how much I love this blind item. For anyone who got to be in LA scene in the 90's, this brings back wonderful memories.
Life seems so much heavier now, not just for us middle-aged folks, but for the younger kid, too.
The freedom and fun of the 90's in LA or New York probably will never be able to be replicated. You could just meet people and hang out and have wild, interesting experiences. People were open. Twenty-somethings were spreading their wings and not living with their parents. Celebs were more open and accessible because they weren't constantly being documented on social media.
"Fade into You." :))))
Betterangelsplz: you got it! Interesting people who called this house home...
And Himmmmm is Steve Buscemi
Thank you gals/guys, again :-) Wish I could find that mix CD from back then - or even a good CD player! lol. Just glad I kept those old 35mm disposable cameras. And my Hi8mm home videos. It sounds to me like many of you can recall those songs and your own awesome memories with them.
I commented upstream somewhere before with a hint. Also, guess I should add 3 clarifications:
1: If you go back and note references to RW? It says he's drinking. Never says WHAT he's drinking or how much. :-)
2: Also, aside from LC this gang was a bunch of alcohol lightweights - me included. Which is why we got so drunk so easily, and so sick too. Two or three of us mostly swore off alcohol not long after that night. Somebody in a recent comment mentioned "some actress" saying she's never imbibed? (Aside from publicists talking to mags about PR things), if someone's not had more than a glass of wine or two in 20yrs? Pretty common to say they "don't drink". Just like the difference between "not seeing each other" romantically isn't the same as "not seeing" each other socially or professionally. Nuance & context.
3. I did not then NOR have I ever gone drinking with Kirsten Dunst, much less when she was 14yo (haha). Her name is mentioned to relate who lived in our neighborhood at that time (I think her fam was leasing that house then).
Our house (owned jointly) is in Silver Lake. That's on the other side of town from the Chaplin & Pickfair side someone asked about. We bought 2 old houses on the same street. One built in 1929. That biggest one was large, kinda run down and been used for another purpose for decades. We bought it and began to renovate it quietly (having to kinda hide the work from inside->out for many reasons including city and neighborhood and historic approvals and tax changes, etc). It took us 2 yrs to formally re-deed it and 4 yrs before we could share it.
We built a home studio in it at the dawn of the digital era. It became home to many informal sessions, productions, and even "events". Just a few famous visitors, crashers, workers, and guests over many years have included: Michael Hutchence, Jerry Cantrell, Matt McConaughey, Flea, Robert Del Naja, Chris Cornell, Michel Gondry, Tim Burton, Moon/Dweez/Ahmet/Deev Zappa, Jakob Dylan, Dave Navarro, David Fincher, Robby Krieger, Ray Manzarek, Drew Barrymore, Bekka Bramlett, and Billy Idol.
Sarah McLachlan, Linkin Park, Dave Matthews, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, and My Chemical Romance have come by to work or play. Alanis Morissette recorded the very first demo of UNINVITED from City of Angels OST in that living room. Waylon Krieger, a young Robin Thicke, Aly & AJ all crossed that threshold. A LOT of people made the house their temp home when shooting or recording in L.A.- and some will remain unmentioned. Bel Air has the "castles" but Silver Lake has the "cast". Kind of like Laurel Canyon in the 60s, or Mullholland in the 70s, Malibu in the 80s...just a great place to be in the 90s if you were a young-ish, creative person in any sector of the industry.
That's as far down memory lane as I'm going. Thank you all - sincerely- for your kind words, and glad to hear so many of you have fond memories of L.A. in that era, or even just the 90s era at all. As the 80s nostalgia has peaked (IT and Stranger Things, etc) it'll be cool to see some 90s throwbacks come around. At least until we can invent a REAL DeLorean machine to take us back there :-)
@Jean Grey: damnit! you figured it out! yes, i'm Donny (and I'm scared of Latino bowlers in hair nets..."until it goes...click").
(NOTE: I'm joking, okay? Just wanted to clarify that. But anyone would be honored to be Steve Buscemi).
@Himmmm I hope you write many, many more like this. I can't overemphasise how much I enjoyed it - it made me nostalgic for a time I've never known, seen as I only turned 10 in '95!
I'm not one for guessing though. I don't need to know who is in a story if it's as well-written as this.
Thank you Himmmmm. Now I'm happily on board with RW being Tom Waits. After all Mule Variation IS my favorite album of his, sometimes.I'll go as far as to say that RW stands for Really Waits, since he was the first one there in your story. I came up with this today as I drove up the mountain wading through snow, alone, to get to finally meet my wife and kid after a long week. Goffredo Parise, probably the greatest Italian writer of the last century once wrote in one of his stories: "they were poor and happy and, luckily, they didn't know it". I guess that's what the 90s have been for me. I had no idea. Luckily.
Love the way this guy writes. I found this to be one of the most entertaining blinds I've read in quite some time. I was living and working in LA during the mid 90's and have been to Billboard Live several times. One year the company I worked for rented the venue for a music industry event. Brought back a lot of good times. Thanks for sharing.
Yeah I'm not sure Himmmm's last post was the best idea, it had way too many clues. One hour of Googling and now I know quite a few names including Himmmm's.
@ Himmm your story was awesome!!! Lol! No hard feelings at all! I enjoy guessing your identity.. (((Even if I knew I was dead wrong)) ☺.. You took most of us down a beautiful trip to nostalgia!
Said too much! ;) If there's one thing I'm certain of, it's that Himmmm is referring to the Paramour Estate as the home. As far anyone else in the BI, not a bloody clue, including Himmmm (completely oblivious..).
This whole blind seems to be written by someone who desperately wishes they were a screenwriter.
Fantastic story - loved every word of it. Such a gifted storyteller this himmm is. Not only did I feel like I was partying right alongside them (choice descriptive details.....”chunder?” and “beating the fist with the face”? I love this guy!) riding in the funkmobile etc., it opened a floodgate of memories from that great era.
I loved the story and everyone in it. But the journey himm took us all on? By far and away the best story I’ve read here. I’ve been reading for about a year and although I’m too shy to post (this “EOEP” story bringing me out to say thanks) I enjoy reading some of the comments and specific commenters.
So thank you Enty, Himms and the regular commenters/posters for bringing some much needed amusement, laughter and admiration into my life.
Amy
What about briggitte nielsen for BN?
Totally dig this story!
I know we aren't supposed to out himmmms, but this is driving me insane. I get ridiculously obsessed with puzzles. Can any other commenters weigh in subtly on the following guesses: SC, AK, CG? Or tell me if I'm totally off base?
What a fun read! Copied and pasted into my email to read on the wifi spotty A train ride from 207th to 14th street and it took the whole ride to get through it. Beats me who the folks are though I was picturing Kate Beckinsale and Diana Ross or Cher and guessing this Himmmm to be RDJ or Griffin Dunne. Well worth the time to read as it's just fun and very sweetly told.
@Eff Yiew Yeah, I agree. A lot of the blinds here seem to be legit, but this, coupled with a bit of internet digging, has made me think it's a bit on the embellished side, if not completely so.
Hard to like a woman who starts to cuss you out for stealing her chair then kisses up when she discovers you're with Famous People.
i been readin this site since all dat timmy shimmy tea and usually just like the reality tv tea, but this tea made me come up out da house to give props. aint nuthin cracked me up like this story and i luv it. it was long fo sho but i got 2 give props to who wrote this. if u can make me laugh cry and feel like i got a buzz all in readin 1 story? u a str8 up shakespear writer. i aint got nuthin in common with no hollywood white boyz but i know truth when i read it. i respect yallz opinions cuz we all different, but mine is dat who writin this is real. its all in tha deets. idk and dont care who it is, unless itz Denzel in 1996 mmmmm, but i luv this story + wanna read more. IDK why everybody buggin an trippin, aint like it cost nuthin to read this shizz. fo real just enjoy it or we can skip it. we dont own none of this and enty or him aint owin us nuthin. for yall all yellin an holla bout dat house? he aint say he still live there. so i think the brotha done sold it or moved, but dat just me. hope whoeva is writes more. TY 4 sharing it wit us.
lmao I don't know whether I should be proud or disgusted that I understand all that. that is some true enty ebonics
word. (always never wanted to say that)
check yoself girl u bout to slip into a puddle dats really an ocean. i aint got no beef wit u so aint no need 2 dis me. aint all of us got rich parents pay 4 our education. i workd hard an honest fo 50 years an put 3 girlz thru school so i aint ashamed of who i am. so watch yoself if u comin at me bout bein black AND PROUD OF IT!
BkLACC DIAMOND wins the Lamest troll of the month!
you read ridiculous. fuck off with your nonsense.
I got enough black to paint over every rainbow you got
tetsujin? FUKKK U MUTHAFUKKKA!!
U aint shit! this aint yo muthafukin website muthafukkka!!
i say any got dam thang i wanna an u aint doin shit bout it!
daymm! a woman been readin this shizz fo yearz an come up in dis bitch 1 day to leave my praise on some story an all yall gotta be tryn be slammin me an make fun of my talkin an sayin im a troll? cuz i aint all funny an all slammin none of u? well fuckkk u punk ass faggit. u wanna step up? u give me yo home address an i give u mine. come talk shit 2 my face u pootbutt muthafukkka. roll yo faggity ass up in southcent an see who u think u is then. i got 40 deep rollin60z cripz happy 2 welcum yo ass to my crib bitch. i dinnt say SHIT bout u or dat otha girl but yall gotta be funny an shit on me?? im happy 2 chip a nail on a nigga bitch so u aint shit 2 me. fukkk u.
an u2 lucy fukkk u azz u stupid cunt. say dat shit 2 my face bitch an i fukkk u up u racist cunt.
Lucy your ignorance slipped out and is showing. You come up here every now and then with your bullshit shock factor, trying to shock-impress people and be cutesy-
Take a fkn seat with your racist bullshit
More Cowbell,
We just don't really try to out the undercover writers because they are, well, undercover. Some blinds could really get these guys in trouble. It isn't an exaggeration to say that there are high people in high places doing evil things to little innocents. And our undercover writers are doing what they can to expose these people without getting hurt. There have been people within the last 6 months that were going to reveal things about others to the authorities and they are dead now.
So I know who I think Himmm is, but my lips are sealed. I sure do appreciate whenever Himmm writes and even though we have never (or will never) meet just reading what has been written over the years has caused me to forge a bond with them.
If you will read over the entire Blind, Himmm specifically asked that we DO NOT try to guess who they are. That's a small price to pay. Hey, these people have family. I don't want anyone hurt. So, read the blinds! Enjoy the ride! And for their sakes, don't try to guess....
Yes! Lots of things wrong, and I'm only a few paragraphs into the story so far
Hah, I had been thinking rod Stewart's cover of forever Young by Dylan, but you are right, Dylan wasn't foreign
Well, than this could be 91, because there was reality television in 92- the real world was HUGE
Kenosha!
He wouldn't have been starstruck, he knew everyone, and had already released singles
Yes
Rosie that is your opinion.
my opinion?
walk away..figure out why exactly you've chosen me to vent your lack of self-control, sex, and overall success..
andthen fuck yerself silly with your misguided adolescent rage.
with cute lil skirt attached to pinkie
how's that for shocker?
I'm sorry I tried to guess the himmm, and thank you to the poster who clarified things for me.
All I can say, as someone who knows the creative world in terms of fiction and screenwriting, is this himmmm needs to write a book, not a screenplay. The writing is too good and evocative to be a screenplay. I want to read the book first! :)))
Wow an amazing Story, I would have loved to have hung out with this crowd. QT definitely Kate, would love to see this if it was a movie, take my money now.
I am in love with this! Thanks Him1!
Love this story! The people, the events, the description - and gah, the music. Fade Into You is one of Those Songs from my teen years. What a pleasure to read. I can totally see some of the guesses made here. I wonder if BN, married to an “entertainment lawyer” is actually Mrs Enty...? Might explain the close working relationship of Enty and this Himmmm (whom I have a couple of ideas for but will not say). Money ready to see this movie.
Wow! 291 comments and they are still coming in!
Write the book before the movie...
This is my 19th time reading this blind and each time my tiny grinch heart grows bigger and bigger. *sigh*
For RW as Tom Waits, Tom Waits is known for old, trashed cars:
https://books.google.com/books?id=QEbAwXe8teQC&lpg=PA3&dq=tom%20waits%20death%20wagon&pg=PA160#v=onepage&q=car&f=false
Well this is a story about people who are fascinated with themselves. Film ctors represent the lowest form of art. And the person who wrote this is incredibly superficial, empty and resonates the reality of how boring Hollywood Really is. Fame is something that children aspire to. And these people never stop being children...or worse.....I found the story to being written by a person who is rather pathetic in his or her adoration of fame.
Famous people feel uncomfortable around the non famous, yet crave that discomfort, the discomfort of the gawker, eyes wide open, unable to speak. Time to get rid of the myth of these people who by hook or by crook get you to fixate your attention on them. Most of them are not very notable.
It has been a couple of weeks since we posted this story, but just wanted to return to say a sincere, heart-felt "THANK YOU" our friends, to all who took the time to read it and those who've shared their appreciation for it. We all thank you humbly, and honestly. Best of all we've had two more of the people who survived that night to get in touch with us and share a great laugh recounting that night once more!
A big, gigantic THANK YOU TOO to those who have criticized the story, us, CDAN, or the shade of blue of the sky. Thank you for taking so much time to read and comment on something which you clearly dedicated yourself to. Because had you not been so dedicated and passionate in your feelings about the story? You'd have ignored it like a leaf on the sidewalk and given it no thought. But some really put a lot of detail in their critique, and that is also flattering to evoke such passion in people who claim to not like it. Thus, your comments are appreciated as well.
Thank you all for your kind words on our other long blinds, as the 3rd is coming up this week. Take care friends, and (obviously) you're welcome to re-visit this post all you desire. Enty keeps archives so it'll be here anytime you want to revisit. Come back and take that wild ride with us anytime you wish.
Until then...
That was extremely well written. I'm impressed.
probably so far off....my guess would be David Bowie,Sienna Miller,Quinton Tarrantino,Blondie,,Joe Strummer
& Bowie’s son to direct this awesome flick
Ok so maybe I change Bowie to Billy Idol--Just so jealous I wasn't there.Rock n Roll is here to stay:)Love this story so much
Just a reminder for those who TL;dr comments. Maybe you skipped down to the last comments, and missed this posted above.
Himmmm said...
"@ NEW FRIENDS & READERS: For those of you new to the site, or coming out of lurking - welcome to CDAN my friends, it is a pleasure to have you here! Just please, as a personal request - please let's stick to guessing the names of the "Blinded" participants, and NOT the authors nor Enty nor Commenters who choose screen names. It's kinda how CDAN's always been.
When my 3 cohorts and I decided to do this series of personal stories we were aware we'd be sharing personal events & details. All we ask is for you to focus on guessing NOT the authors but the main story subjects, please. We'd like to keep writing, sharing and revealing for a long time.
We (and Enty too) choose anonymity for real reasons. So please I know it's second nature to wanna guess but I ask you respectfully not to play that game here. We'd much rather share, and even snark, and let everyone enjoy CDAN together.
Thanks for coming on board and for helping out that way. More fun for everyone to just stick to the blinds and this amazing community of CDANners, of which we're honored to be a part."
Yes. I agree. Last good guy.
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