Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Blind Item #11

To make things try and look better, this permanent A+ list couple have removed thousands of seats from the inventory of their upcoming shows. Look for groupons coming soon.

31 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Bey and Jayz

Tricia13 said...

Bey/Jey?

Geeljire said...

+1
It be like Hova givin' dome in Rome to Lyor
Cohen

Dena said...

Faith Hill & Tim McGraw

sandybrook said...

Hello Enterns they are playing FOOTBALL stadiums 50-75,000 seats. Jesus Christ.

Geeljire said...

Don't blame enterns, blame the professional marketers overselling this dreck

J said...

Can't they just photoshop away the seats, like they do the pachydermesque thighs?

trufflepig said...

I want this boring, narcissistic, obscenely overrated couple to disappear already.

DrGonzo said...

the Illuminati is crumbling! *wiggles fingers in spooky way* woooh!

Geeljire said...

Have you ever looked at the stars in the sky at night and wondered:
"Is Hollywood part of a larger testbed for advancing plastic surgery and body modification technology as exhibited by successfully surgically altering several individuals to appear as the same entity?"

Bee Jay said...

I'm going with Faith Hill & Tim McGraw. I know from personal experience those Beyoncé and Jay-Z tickets were gone in a flash. I'll be watching the HBO special from my living room.

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Dude. That was the plot of “seconds”. Legend has it this movie sent Brian Wilson running and screaming out of the theater.

MissDe said...

I don't think faith and Tim will have a problem filling anywhere. Country fans are the most loyal on Earth. Even more than her lame ass honey hive

MissDe said...

And sold out in minutes doesn't necessarily mean people coming to the show. #scalpers I know quite a few here in Chicago

T. W. said...

Various blogs claim Bew Yawn Say & Jay Hova's concert isn't selling well. Forums are claiming scalpers are selling tickets at astronomical prices.

Shawn McGuire said...

Maybe if they start putting in plush recliners, cup holders in the armrests, and have table service, people will start coming like at movie theaters.

Geeljire said...

You're going to get a great "it's also the plot of" list later.
If I remember.

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Bring it on

Brayson87 said...

They've got to stop charging so much for tickets. Why bother forking over so much when you can comfortably stay home and watch it on your giant tv?

Agneta Felicia said...

Geeljire stop, you're making me think!

MrsTea said...

I give it to them though, they have fans that will actually pay to hear the same songs again, why who knows, those prices were ridiculous

Bill Philly said...

On a somewhat related note, if it is Tim & Faith, they have a woman opening named Caroline Jones who is gorgeous and the daughter of some billionaire. Good luck to the suitor. Smokeshow.

ELVIS GHOULAM said...

LOL country fans aren't even loyal enough to buy Faith & Tim's albums there days & they would definitely not sell out international shows. Please.

ELVIS GHOULAM said...

Not happening. Too bad for you, though.

ELVIS GHOULAM said...

No seats appear removed from any dates on Bey & Jay's upcoming tour & several shows have sold out already & have had extra dates added so I'm calling B.S. on this blind.

Geeljire said...

It's also the plot of:
V
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Ghost in the Shell
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Star Trek: Discovery
Altered Carbon
The Faculty
Passions
Animorphs
Nip/Tuck
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Any other Wachowski film
The Real Housewives of X
RuPaul's Drag Race
Virus
Love and Hip Hop
Dude, Where's My Car
The Thing

Feel free to add to the list

Geeljire said...

But what does DollarTab.com think?
Can you really guarantee me $5000 a week?

OKC Teacher said...

@Geeljire All, I think of is “The stars at night are big & bright, deep in the heart of Texas 👏👏”

Jennacheryl said...

Not Faith and Tim. Tim just had a huge health scare in the UK while in the middle of a show. They are taking time off.

Cheli said...

Calm down Jay Z.

longtimereader said...

Tim and faith just headlined a sell out show at the o2 in london, this is bey and jay. In this economy even major acts are having trouble sell out it seems.

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