Thursday, March 08, 2018

Blind Item #3

This one season wonder will no doubt cheat on his significant other. I think we all know that. Did we also know that his significant other has a burner phone she uses to talk to her "ex."

32 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Ari from The Bachelor

bonestructure said...

That Bachelor tool Arie.

Tricia13 said...

Ari Udelyk

Joel Theriot said...

This is perfect.

Vessimede Barstool said...

The Bachelor is the best thing on TV. One dude surrounded by 20 thirsty whores. Even better is the Bachelorette, one whore surrounded by 20 thirsty dudes. Bukake party when the cameras are off. Famous Aussie prostitute/actress Sophie Monk was on the Australian version. Now there's a whore I wouldn't worry about gloving up for, gonorrhoea or no. Oh yeah and she chose the millionaire, shocking I know.

joshg g said...

Does Count Jerkula have 2 accounts now?

ckpsjp said...

+1 joshg g

Sd Auntie said...

HAHA Josh g...more like wannabe!

Chase said...

@Vessimede Barstool

The truth...LOL!+2

Brayson87 said...

The closest I came to watching The Bachelor was the first Joe Millionaire, now that was entertaining.

TLT said...

Lauren's ex is much better looking than Arie.

Becki said...

OMG @Brayson87!! I forgot all about Joe Millionaire LOL SO great!!

Dartmouth GIRL said...

Joe Millionaire was the best: Evan Marriott and the Butler, what great scenes, especially him falling off the horse when he was showing the ladies his equestrian skills!!!!

parissucksliterally said...

I am shocked that this shit show is still on the air. Watching a bunch of women make desperate fools of themselves over some loser.

Yeah, great tv.

Kimberly Davis said...

Good for HER.

Krispyc said...

Haha yes! Same.

Krispyc said...

Only seen bits and pieces of Ari and my gaydar is pinging all over the place. Am I off base?!

Unknown said...

Yes. He's a womanizing loser.

NE peanut gallery said...

@Krispyc

You are WAY off base here - Ari isn't gay. His boyfriend is....

Chelsea Provot said...

His new pick has been engaged numerous times. One time left during the middle of the night and then had a big party wearing a sash saying "not yo wife"

They are mean for each other :)

Kay said...

It's funny that in both of your versions, you refer to the women as whores and the men as dudes.

With your obvious distaste of women, it'd be a miracle for you to be worried about "gloving up" for anyone.

Loser.

Poppymann said...

@ VB
"One dude surrounded by 20 thirsty whores."
Should read "psychologically, menstruating thirsty whores."

Kno Won Uno said...

The Count is silly, this guy is venomously repetitive.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Kno Won Uno said...

Nice

Bobby Digital said...

No doubt. Those shows are the epitome of awful.

lucy said...

haha the mention of joe millionaire reminded me of the season I watched of that fake reality show where everyone was an over the top actor aside from one(?) contestant. it was hysterical! is that still on? was on comedy central I think. tried to search for it but when I type fake reality show nothing but Joe millionaire comes up lol

SteveD said...

Lucy, it was the Joe Schmo show. Kristen Wiig was a cast member.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

@Kay: I know it's hard to ignore a misogynist on Women's Day, but he's a troll. He's thrown every racial/religious slur, has made derogatory comments against women. The only cause he "cares" about is pedophiles who target male victims (and I don't think it's because he cares about OTHER victims, he just cares about making everything about himself). He throws accusations so lightly (not making guesses like other commenters—but actual smear campaigns and slander, pretends to be privy to more than he actually does), I hope anyone who's been falsely accused reports to the authorities and hunts this guy down and presses charges. I'd love to see him in court again, see how he fares this time.

The Exclusion Rider:
1. Geeljire (sounds like Xpensive Hobutt's bitterness)
2. Vessimede Barstool (curiously since he arrived, Ddonna Tarttty started behaving sane) and his new sock-puppeter Chase (because who wants to talk to this tool anymore)
3. xyzxyz33 (I think previously 346NYC) and Raspy, James, Cadmium77, J

Scandi Sanskrit said...

No, this is the Count. There's a difference. This is a series of trolls that started appearing after a commenter criticised a thirsty D-Lister (I don't think this is normal—other celebs get called out all the time, but this don't do this. Says a lot).

Boldblonde said...

They’re a good match, in that case.

kat said...

Darren Criss -- one season being versace.

DDonna Tarttty said...

I'm not not sane, nor posting under any other handle, just tossing up my hands at all the deviancy and unleashed criminality that goes unpunished and tending to my own life, where responsibility has again reared its head. I read but am far less engaged. I should know from my decades of observation that evil rarely goes unpunished in the long arc of justice but too many evil men get old before it happens.
As for this blind, I watched the first two seasons of "Survivor" and maybe a dozen hours of reality TV since. I don't know who any of these people are, though the KKlan is unavoidable and a good example of why I don't watch reality TV.

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