Friday, March 09, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 1, 2018

"I should have killed you when I had the chance," were the only words left on a voicemail yesterday to this A- list actress. It sounded like someone distorted the voice using a computer program or autotune. Hmmm, wonder who would have access to an autotune she knows. She did turn it over to the FBI.

Evan Rachel Wood

42 comments:

Geeljire said...

The FBI knows exactly what to do with info like this!

Lexi Young said...
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Geeljire said...

Yes, use it as leverage on Marilyn Manson
For whatever that's worth in 2018

totaji said...

You gotta use auto tune for death threats. Only a shrub is gonna leave an out of tune death threat. My guess is that this is Cher. Her use of auto tune was groundbreaking!

Chug ChooChoo said...

I remember in middle/high school we would all defend Marilyn Manson as a smart thoughtful guy that was misunderstood by adults because of his music and his way of dressing. It is unfortunate that the adults were right and he seems to be a POS

Geeljire said...

"Do yoooUuuuu belieVEeeee in life after death?"

Saintpat said...

I prefer the old-school method of cutting letters and words out of newspapers and magazines and pasting the threat on a sheet of notebook paper.

Unknown said...

Isn't the FBI running way behind on responding to tips about potential killers?

Geeljire said...

An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.

atoukzug said...

I heard that the FBI has put Geek Squad on the case.

Voice analysis will start as soon as they're done searching the hard drive for porn.

totaji said...

You guys are delicate geniuses. Murder today is too hamfisted. I had 3 producers working on my death threat. I had to sleep with P- diddly so he would produce it. He has a way with autotune though.

Geeljire said...

How is the FBI supposed to run child porn rings without child porn?

Low Key said...

You guys are fuckin' killing me!

rocky619ca said...

@Geeljire...you almost made me spit out my coffee 😂 thank you.

Kno Won Uno said...

I don’t often agree with Geeljire, but this exchange is frickin fabulous.

David Howes said...

Hey! Dumbies!
Telephones are so, so easy to track -- even with your auto tune computer equipment.

Kno Won Uno said...

You guys are killin it today.

Kno Won Uno said...

I’m gonna need to read this Geeljire on every blind every day.
This is great stuff.

Samantha Willow said...

+60 gorillion on these comments. You guys rule. Enty readers ftw!

AngryLiberalKTS. said...

Haha

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Yeah. Flush it down the drain. They have Russian troll farms to hunt down.

B626 said...

Was the AutoTune legally purchased?!!

MIssBliss said...

Depp needs to stop hanging out with Manson. He's toxic.

J said...

This is my boyfriend, Marilyn Manson. I obviously have great judgment and whatever happens to me is 0% caused by my idiotic decisions.

Brayson87 said...

Is there anyway to record this as a voicemail greeting? Should cut down on telemarketers and randoms calling.

Lonely Bastard said...

@Brayson. Just record a message saying, " Hello this is the office of the Church of Scientology. How can I help you?"

Not only will it scare away telemarketers and cold callers in will very probably keep the taxman and the Feds off your back too.

Lunchpaillefty said...

Cocaine is a helluva’ drug

Eupheme said...

Totally @SaintPat - Bodyguard styles

Shawn McGuire said...

Evan Rachel would, wouldn’t she?

axdew said...

Shit T-Pain is at it again

Evonne said...

If a shitlord and an edgelord had a child it still wouldn't be as retarded as MM.

Kikibunny said...

An overproduced death threat is MM's way of telling her he loves and misses her and wants to get back together...havent u people ever dated an artist?

Bobby Digital said...

Lol. Fuck Boi Incorporated won’t do shit. They are incompetent tards

Raspy said...

Evan lives and dies by the attention she gets she's probably planning another speech on how receiving that message made her feel bad about herself so she had another threesome and let them smack her around and her message to young women is love yourself.
Lol Evan sucks.

SVixen said...

Right?

SVixen said...

Right?

Halloweenie said...

MM started out cool but then did too much meth and got mean, as is the usual trajectory.

Southern Man said...

The FBI oh wow.... MM will be headed to Thailand any day now. I'm sure he's terrified. Quaking in his thigh high boots I say.

Obvious Luciferians and birds of a feather: Manson, Depp, Wood (a bit of simple research makes it clear). Burton and Brando (was) as well.

People who traffic in darkness,death, destruction and pedo themes are not your friends.... hopefully.


Dusty Fairy said...

I never understood his appeal, and he’s also a terrible actor. Did anyone see him on SOA? He was the WORST.

Sd Auntie said...

Always knew he was evil.

Ligeia said...

I still think it's edward Norton she's talking about and not MM

Maz Misandrist said...

Dude Satanists think MM is a joke, a corporate whore designed to shock gullible mall dwellers. If you think there is anything going on more than $ worship you are a fool. Go and listen to Dissection or Non or something. Satanists don't hide

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