Thursday, March 01, 2018

Today's Blind Items - Awww Shucks Rapist

If I asked you your first thoughts about this A- list mostly movie actor all of you know, you would say he is a great guy and happily married forever by any standards and not just Hollywood. You would love his movies and recognize he has been in some of the biggest movies of all time and in some of your favorite movies.

Now, what if I told you, he was a serial rapist who used his power to force himself on women. Not just one woman, but many women. What if I told you, his long time good friend who is supposedly a leader of the #TimesUp movement not only knows about the women but is someone who would introduce women to the actor specifically because they wanted to meet our rapist. The good friend often times had sex with the women as a condition to him introducing them to the actor. He looked for women who were open to being submissive. Our A- list actor is aggressive and preferred if the encounter was consensual but is not going to let a no stand in his way. That aww shucks image he feels is always going to be his best defense. He thinks the women he hooks up with on the side are trash and treats them that way. He says they are disposable.

So, next time you watch one of his movies or think what a great guy he is because he seems like the happy family man, think about what I have written here.

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Unknown said...

My mistake...Hoffman is A or A+ .... it's not him.



Unknown said...

@jessorella I am hoping not Kurt Russell either. Are there any good celebrities left!?!?!? My list has dwindled to almost nothing, with so many of them being called out. Which I would rather reality than fantasy. But good grief...

Starry-eyed said...

I have to say, he's pretty aw shucks and def A-. Appatow seems like a creep for the friend.

Unknown said...



Jessorella-- Mark Ruffalo is married since 2000. That's pretty solid, but maybe not exceptional

Unknown said...

"Happily married forever, by any standards...."

Kurt Russell isn't married (tho he's been with Goldie since the 80s).

LFrontier said...

Mark E. Mark Wahlberg?

HoneyRyder said...

What are the odds he and his BFF were at Mr. Evil’s birthday shindig?
https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5442715/amp/David-Geffen-birthday-party-draws-Oprah-Paul-McCartney-Elton-John.html

joshg g said...

If u search Jeff Bridges or Gary Sinise and aww shucks, articles come up. Although not directly to Sinise, but his band.

Picklet said...

Tom Hanks is A+ and possibly permanently A+.

SteveD said...

OMG

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/07/the_bob_hope_of_our_time.html

"That person is Gary Sinise, actor, director, producer writer, musician, a bit of a down home, foot-shuffling, aw-shucks guy from the Midwest"

smallcritic said...

Mark Ruffalo. Married since 2000 to Sunrise Coigney. Super "woke" BF is (supposedly) Jimmy Fallon.

discoflux said...

As much as it pains me to even consider it, let alone suggest it, William H. Macy fits the description.

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/01/william-h-macy-sag-awards-times-up-its-hard-to-be-a-man

Sorry if someone else already suggested this, but 200+ comments? I ain't got time to read all that.

Land Manatee said...

I am dying over some of the other guesses already: Bridges, Sinise, Harris, Howard...but Ruffalo!?! PLEASE LET YOU BE WRONG!

Sadly, he fits.

Dusty Fairy said...

John Cusack and Jeremy Piven.

GoogleSleuth said...

I hope this isn’t true. As a former fireman, he helped dig through the wreckage after 9/11 for several days straight. He shunned publicity and refused to take fan pics because of the gravity of the situation. I thought he was one of the good ones 🤔

AKA said...

Tom Hanks is permanent A+

Mag said...

The first sentence reads like Jeff Bridges, but the second doesn't. The Big Lebowski may be one of people's favourites, but JB hasn't bee in any of the "biggest movies of all time". That could be Hanks, but he's not A-. Matthew Mc or Damon haven;t been married THAT long yet and neither of them comes across as a great guy,TBH.
Not sure about Sinise and Harrelson, could be either or none.

I'd think Denzel, but since Enty's writing for his audience, and Denzel has been guessed here before, including in a rape bling, he wouldn't reasonably expect us to consider hima great guy, And he's not A-.

I'm actually enjoying not having another actor ruined for me just yet.

Bettyboo said...

Tom Hanks and Oprah

Orville said...

Matt Damon or Ben Affleck for the rapist is my guess. Both have until recently cookie cutter clean white images.

AKA said...

wtf?!? What does this have to do with rape?

GoogleSleuth said...

Neither one of them happily married, and neither one known around these parts as the “nice guy.”

Mag said...

Ruffalo has been married for 18 years. That's definitely not "forever", especially by non-Hollywood standards.

Tricia13 said...

It was ❤️Rosie

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JL said...

Tossing into the pot:
Bill Pullman
Jeff Daniels
No Oscars or noms
Long marriages

joshg g said...

Found another article for Sinise and aww shucks. http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=30776

schweetyfleety said...

Nothing should come as a suprise anymore; after all they “act” for a living. I quit putting these people on pedastals long ago. Except for maybe Chris Cornell. Can’t help it; I’m from Seattle.

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JL said...

Jeff Daniels/Peter Sarsgaard
Daniels married since 1979

Dusty Fairy said...

I guess Cusack isn’t married, but I feel like this could be him.

Anonymous said...

Didn't see anyone mention these names yet but hopefully not them as I enjoy their work.

Alan Alda
Jason Bateman
John Goodman

Sd Auntie said...

No No no , not Ed Harris....omg😢

Sd Auntie said...

Damon gets my vote. Blind few years ago about him and escorts and he is a big phony. There is reason why Wynona hates his guts. I know about the bad investment but something else happened. His wife seems like subservient latina....ie...the opposite of yours truly!

Dena said...

Oh boy, Mark Ruffalo announced he's taking some time off social media...not a good sign. Google images shows him with Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, and
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SimplyMason0 said...

Common names on the thread:
Tom Hanks(least likely because hes usually an A+ Lister)
Matthew McConaughey
Matt Damon(I wish, since he already has been given heat ever since the scandal)
Jeff Bridges
The Rock(but he was divorced)
Paul Rudd
William H Macy
Will Ferrell(has some very loose pizzagate connection. He was in that odd dinner party)
Matthew Broderick
Ed Harris
Mark Ruffalo
Someone mentioned John Goodman too. Now that sounds like an interesting fit

However I do have doubt on a lot of these. Not every single one of them is a huge household name. Sure, they are known, but not ultra popular. A lot of them don't have a family man image too.

This one is going everywhere. Maybe Enty should give a follow up because it could be anyone

More Cowbell said...

Some solid guesses!

I assume the guy is attractive and women want to be with him, which is why the A-list friend set up so many women with him.

Who is attractive and has an "aww shucks" demeanor?

My first thought was Paul Rudd, who many other people guessed. His friend being Judd Apatow. However, I think Judd seems really devoted to Leslie Mann and wouldn't be off cheating on her. Also, I think Leslie would dump him if she found out.

Tom Hanks is permanent A+, so he doesn't work. The Rock is A or A+.

I don't see Jeff Bridges as, "aww shucks" -- more like laid-back stoner dude.

Matt Damon has a "nice guy" persona and smiles a lot, but he seems pretty devoted to his wife.

I actually like the Don Cheedle guess the best. Also, the Billy Crystal guess would fit because he's so tight with Rob Reiner.

Thoughts?

IanPhlegming said...

First of all, both the lists shared on this thread are depressing. Rob Reiner, Johnny Depp, Mel Gibson and a couple other creeps are on Himmmmm's good guy list? Didn't we just see Enty name Gibson as one of the town's worst abusers of women in a Blind Item revealed? Isn't Depp, Marilyn Manson's pal, allegedly drinking himself to death, according to CDAN?

And Bruce Springsteen went to David Geffen's 75th birthday party? Geffen, who should be a recluse by this point, instead tossing a gala for himself and superstars parade to fete him? So disheartening. If Bruce Springsteen turns out to be a sexual criminal of some kind, I may just throw in the towel and join the Peace Corps. I know someone who knows the 9/11 Jersey widow activist he was seeing on the sly for a while, and he sounded like a decent guy who knew exactly what went down on 11Sept01.

As for the blind itself, I feel like a lot of these guesses are intentionally bad and wrong, and meant to mislead. Or do some people have no reading comprehension skills?

The "Aw Shucks" actor's #TimesUp friend is also male, but not classified as an actor. He does something else. So that really narrows it down. I personally don't think Tom Hanks is A+ anymore--far more of his movies have failed than succeeded in the past five years--but I guess his career resume puts him there. Not sure who his pal would be either, unless it's Spielberg. But wouldn't we get "Oscar winner" or some other kind of hint along those lines.

Paul Rudd, who is right around A- yet has been in some very popular films, seems a good choice. He's been married 15 years. Judd Apatow, who has been just about the most outspoken #TimesUp male figure and is a writer/producer/director but has always seemed like a smug, self-righteous hypocrite to me would also fall right in line with the blind.

The Rudd/Apatow guesses are probably on the money. Rudd makes me sad, I really like the guy on screen. Apatow I've had pegged as a fraud and dirtbag for quite some time now. Not sure he's even made a really good movie since "Knocked Up."

Unknown said...

@yepthatsme, Harrison Ford hasn't been married to Callista that long, and she's his third wife. It's not him. Tom Hanks has two Oscars, no way he's A-. Ron Howard was my first thought, but it doesn't mention the person being a director/producer, which is what he does now. Billy Crystal and Gary Sinise are interesting guesses.

Terry Teratoma said...

Matt Damon is openly misogynistic, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was him.

Sara, Making It Work said...

@mallory knox
Absolutely! As I posted earlier, Jim Toth is one of the original 3 male Times Up supporters, and he's already been called out on this blog for being a Times Up hypocrite.

Some of these guesses are downright silly. Women (somehow) meeting Spielberg or Reiner (or whoever the friend guesses are) and sleeping with them just to get closer to the A- actor? No. As an agent, Toth makes perfect sense. He is dripping with women who are dying to meet stars.

JIM TOTH for the friend, no question.

It's probably one of his clients. I can't find any that really meet the description. Maybe someone with an imdb pro account can get the client list. I know RDJ is one, and a friend, but A-? He's Iron Man. That's A at least. Matt Mc hasn't been married long.

I hate the Ruffalo guess, but like it at the same time.

And NO, whover said it, Jeff Daniels is not it. He is my absolute favorite no no no no no no no no no.....
I actually did think of him earlier, but I wouldn't call him mostly movie at this point in his career. He's getting attention for TV right now.

I still say Broderick, pending client list.

Anonymous said...

There are so many actors this could describe, especially since its unknown if the friend is famous or not.

I'm gonna just through out there Steve Careell (married in 1995), best friend Stephen Colbert.

cheesegrater15 said...

Oh god. I can't even.

cheesegrater15 said...

Jeremy would brag about it.

MyTwoCents said...

Adam Sandler? Will Smith?

cheesegrater15 said...

I love Steve and I seriously doubt it's him. I was just throwing his name out there.

Unknown said...

The "leaders"of the times up movement were Natalie Portman, Alyssa Milano, and Meryl Streep (and maybe also Oprah & Reese Witherspoon). Not sure who the predator is but it is someone who is friends with one of them. Is Jeff Bridges good friends with Meryl Streep?

More Cowbell said...

I adore Steve Buscemi, but I sorry, I don't think women would be lining up to have sex with him. :)

It's tea time said...

Hi! Long time lurker first time commenter.I feel like I'm having deja vu and Enty posted a similar blind with the "aww shucks" a big guess was Denzel.

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Kim said...

Smith and Clooney would be A+. I thought of Smith but he'd be dual threat.

Kim said...

Was Andy Griffith married? He's the original aww shucks actor.

Kim said...

Entry should reveal these creeps. All the actors who are innocent and wrongly guessed in the comments are going to be thought to be rapist. With that said Dick Van Duke is aww shucks!

ancoranonhocapito said...

Bill Murray, to be different.
Buscemi is obviously gay so not him for sure.

On another note, isn't Entry's writing even worse than usual? Doesn't feel like the style. Maybe Entry's on holiday and this is a temp

ancoranonhocapito said...

Also, it is very possible that the blind refers to an older actor, because it says "he WAS a serial rapist". After that all the tenses are in the past. Sounds to me as something that this person used to do, when he had the physical power to do it.

txredhd said...

Mark Wahlberg

The Clean Gourmand Gourmet said...

Definitely sounds like Paul Rudd. I have a friend of a friend that fucked him. She is much younger, aparantly he’s sleazy. Shows he cheats on his wife.

emeraldcity said...

Apart from Hanks , Woody Harrelson is the one who first came to mind married 10years would Enty think that's a long time?

Anonymous said...

Samuel L. Jackson / Terry Crews. Sincerely hope this is wrong.

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Unknown said...

Ed Harris / Evan Rachel Wood

Jennacheryl said...

Okay so the blind says the b.f. is behind the #timesup movement, Reese started the Ball rolling. However, in a previous blind it was mentioned that the movement was actually started back in like a waiter so because of a young girl who was being molested on set. So my thought is maybe Jim Toth as the best friend or someone else at CAA ? And the best friend of JT is the movie star. I couldn't figure out who his best friend is when I get a quick Google search though.

Madame_ovary said...

Idk if he has a friend involved in the #timesup, but thought I'd throw a wild guess..

What about Seth Rogan? When I think "aww shucks" personality, that's who I think of.

PromiseOfSpring said...

Tom Hanks "awe shucks". Will be playing Mr. Rogers soon. Or "awe shucks" could be Forrest Gump character.

Jammin23 said...

Henry Winkler has a great reputation so this info makes me go eeeeeek.

plot said...

@Terry

When has Damon been openly misogynistic? I don't like him but he ALWAYS puts up a good front.

Ligeia said...

Awww shucks makes me think of Ron Howard when he played Opie

My guess is Ron Howard or Steven Spielberg as the friend and Tom Hanks as the actor :(

jessorella said...

I should’ve prefaced that Ruffalo for me seemed to fit the friend role more than the aw-shucks role. He’s very active with Times Up and it was that part that made me think of him - and his social media break (which seems very oddly tuned, seeing as the Infinity War press juggernaut is just starting to roll out of the blocks). As I said before, I reeeeeeealky want to be wrong. As for aw-shucks Guy, I still don’t know.

Andrea Dujardin-Flexhaug said...

No to Ron Howard! Anyone but him.

tetsujin said...

Ruffalo is the genuine article. dude wouldn't even go to a strip club. Ain't him.

Metoo has not really embraced any men as "leaders," though some might tweet a good game. Apatow, Feig and whatever CAA agent could be close I suppose.

D Warner said...

Jeff Bridges, aw shucks personifed, married 41 years
William H. Macy, Jeff’s good buddy since “Seabiscuit”
Macy quoted on “Time’s Up”: “The world would be a better place if women ran it”

Unknown said...

Everyone loves Hanks but that motherfucker loves Spielberg.

Unknown said...

He popped into my head... sigh

Court b said...

By the way, did you guys catch the interview letterman/Clooney on Netflix. Both made it clear their distaste for spielberg

Court b said...

Holy shit, it is Ron Howard...

molly said...

Says he's been in some of the biggest movies of all time.

lil phantom ravioli said...

@carolyn 100% cosign all of this!

Snootches said...

Colin Firth is A- and has been in some movies that everyone loves. He's been married since 1997. He's foreign born, though. I also can't connect him to a Times Up participant.

Mark Ruffalo was the first person that popped into my head as the Times Up friend. Maybe start with him and work backwards?

lucy said...

I am going to put this name out there just because after reading through 250+ comments no one made mention of him and I don't know if he has any ties to timesup but I focused in on him because of enty writing “..biggest movies of all time and some of your favorites” which implied to me he was in big movie that didn't fair so well but also had some hits. Waterworld instantly came to mind. and if you Google “Kevin Costner and shucks” there is plethora of articles, spanning twenty years ,referencing him as an aw shucks guy. indeed a family man but latest marriage just 14years , decent length but not crazy long. perhaps I'm way off but Tom Hanks seems too obvious but I did like Gary Sinise(sp) guess. but Kevin Costner hints at low-key correct. but I know nothing of him, you folks are the experts. possible? I think he could be strong A-
oh and he also didn't make good guy list 😏

Ligeia said...

TBH there is no male leader of times up but the BL refers to the friend whose a leader of times up later on as a he so either its a woman and hes calling her manly lol or more likely it is a he, Timberlake has spoken out the most for times up , male wise anyway but spielberg gave alot of money towards it


when i think of "aww shucks" I think of two things Opie/ron howard and the cowardly lion from wizard of oz . Ron howard could be the friend , or somehow cowardly lion could be a clue deffo not the actor who played him but maybe someone who does an impression of him or something . Ugh this ones gonna cause mme to do way too much research trying to figure out lol

joshg g said...

Enty did have a blind about Costner when he wanted a younger female costar, and the film makers said we now about your past so you're gonna take what we give u. Think the costar was Gretchen Mol in Yellowstone.

joshg g said...

Forget it, I found the blind, Costner is A+.

FancyFel said...

The guess for Adam as A- actor in big movies and Terry Crews as times up leader friend is a great guess. They shared the same agent and terry is quoted saying the told Adam Sandler about the grab after it happened.

Also terry has said he had a porn/ cheating addiction so he may been the person that passed fans to Adam after getting his pass on the woman first.

Nonya Bidness said...

Opie is definitely "aw shucks", but he is A+ director, would enty leave that out?

Ellie said...

@plot I didn't know that about Morgan Freeman. Ugh. Also, I missed the pronouns in the blind, and guessed the friend was a woman so I am now officially one of those bad guessers. I'll slink back to my corner and lurk for a while. ;)

But Matt Damon, btw, was married in 2005. Does that count as "forever" by Hollywood, or any, standards? And if we're really going to stick to the letter grades being accurate—which they generally seem to be—then by no stretch of the imagination could it be Tom Hanks. The "aw shucks" is probably the biggest clue...

nicksauntie said...

I don't think I have ever seen so many truly bad guesses on one blind..

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it's about: NO ONE!! It's complete BS! There are so few clues that it could be about pretty much any well-known actor in Hollywood.

As disgusting as Hollywood is, I find it very hard to believe that some non-top tier (i.e. not top power) actor can go around raping woman...not harassing, or couch casting, but VIOLENTLY RAPING women, and it's well known enough that it gets back to some entertainment lawyer, yet not ever get to the ears of someone who could/would do something about it.


I need to take a break from this site. It's making the world look even darker than it is and definitely is not good for my blood pressure.

plot said...

@Court b

REALLY??? Now I'm going to have to watch that interview with Clooney. I'm not a Spielberg fan, based on the fact that he directs propaganda rather than films. Not many share my opinion so I have to see if Letterman and Clooney do.

@FancyFel

I hate you. ;P I love Terry Crews but I think you've nailed it. That is the best guess so far. Crews comes the closest for being a male leader in the TimesUp.

This guess would also explain all the past tense verbs in this BI, as Terry has openly been treated for sex addiction and given up his ways as a friend to the rapist.

Lastly, there are many many people who despise Adam Sandler for reasons not disclosed. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler won't even say his name.

BlissBoo said...

Bill Pullman is dead, but he reminds me of an "aw shucks" kind of guy. Or, Jack Black?

Tinydancer said...

Andy Garcia
Mark Hamill
Jeff Daniels
I don’t want it to be any of them either

PotPourri said...

I could see this being Mark Ruffalo...but I really like him.

Very few people mentioned are A-. They are all A or A+. Don't list Affleck, Damon, Clooney, Pitt, they are all at least A.

Doug said...

@nicksauntie: This gets the Academy Award for Worst Guesses to a Blind.

Doug said...

@plot, I boycott Spielberg because of the propaganda aspect of his work, which I would say is central to it. I too am curious about the Clooney-Letterman comments about him.

Dance Party said...

Mark Wahlberg or Matt Damon

Himmmm said...

Holy hellballs folks.
Nobody has guessed the right answers yet.
But not for lack of trying :-)
Hanks? Ron Howard? SINISE?? WTF??
Jeez people!
RUFFALO? Mark Ruffalo as a rapist?
LOLOLOLOL....ohhh goodness.
Uh, nope. None of the above.

Keep guessing though. How about Wallace Shawn?
Or maybe Turd Ferguson?
No, that's not right either.
I have an Academy Players Directory and a BevHills phone book if you wanna try those too. Personally I doubt anyone will guess correctly due to Enty omitting a major identifier that would reveal it.
Its his blind, not mine. I personally would not call the guy A list but maybe A minus once.
Just maybe if you say Awww THUCKS, instead of SHUCKS?

Himmmm said...

Scroll back through the past 300 guesses.
Nobody has even mentioned the guy's name yet.
NOT a super hero and NOT Jeff Goldblum either, FYI.
lol.

Doug said...

Well, thanks, @Himmmm, those are some clues. Name not mentioned yet, and "thucks". I'll stay tuned.

jessorella said...

@Himmmm THANK YOU for wiping Mark Ruffalo’s name off the board as Times Up guy! I was starting to hate myself for even thinking it in the first place. Can we get any clues on age/time period?

D Warner said...

BILLY CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!
Married in 1970

jessorella said...

Awww shucks for me is a Goofy/Donald Duck line... 🤔

D Warner said...

Billy Crystal was in:
... When Harry Met Sally
... Princess Bride
... voice for Monsters Inc.
... Started on TV (ABC Soap sitcom)

lucy said...

wow doesn't himmmm chiming in make you want to solve it all the more! I really thought I nailed it too ..

I like the update, like with the athlete at least we know we are all wrong

lol I googled "thucks" and according to urban dictionary it is a fart lol so as a libra I was of course repulsed but in my interest to solve I searched “celebrities who fart” no help there. equally true with celebrities who lisp..

grrr I am nearing obsessive levels kind of like when I got on my kick of opposite song titles (i.e. “if I had a hammer-serendipity singers” vs. “we built this city”-jefferson starship) get it? opposite song titles! (I hit around 30 pairings till I kind of lost my mind over it or or got a job?) but it's rather disheartening you say we will never guess. we need another clue. got nothing

All Kindsa Girly said...

Jimmie Fallon?

Mag said...

@Molly O'Day - If I recall corretly, Billy Crystal was mentioned yesterday (not going to dig through the hundreds of comments now, though). Thst would make him one of those Himmmm has eliminated, wouldn't it? ;)

lucy said...

LMFAO in my angst you just made me google "turd ferguson"

D Warner said...

Dang, Crystal doesn’t live in BevHills. Argh!

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lucy said...

"wallace shawn" ROFLMAO! I didn't immediately search your selections because you said they weren't right either but I tossed in Ferguson in browser because that name I happened to remember now I just scrolled through 300 comments to get to other name and LOL! I can legit say I have never laughed and spit out my beverage but 3x in history of internet but you sir just gave me number four LOL. you are evil

nicksauntie said...

Yeah ok.. . I didn't take my break from the site yet (said with a shamed face)
I realize this is a loooong thread. But if you want to make a good guess, maybe take the time to read through all that's been said so far... Just a freaking suggestion. It will save some of us from banging out heads on our desks. Unless of course that's your goal; if so then well done you!!!

lucy said...

wise words from someone whose only input was to basically say don't guess

I have followed this thread and did chime in with unspoken fact based attempt, albeit wrong.

everyone seems to have moved on to other rapist so I guess it's on us. we must bury the hostility and work cohesively .now I am laughing thinking to himmmm’s 'options’ (still) lol anyhow his one true clue was an omitted identifier. what is one clue that could hold so much power? I thought maybe because guy is now deceased but timesup eliminates that. now what about him being A minus “once” what does it mean? grrr so damn frustrating this one.

I do agree it is irritating to entertain thoughts of others who clearly haven't bothered to read previous comments/guesses. I just don't feel we have enough, and that certainly doesn't help

I think only thing to help is if himmmm slipped bag over his head and uploaded a few minute scene of him reenacting the A minus performance. it is our only hope . in reverse order of course, wouldn't want to make it too obvious

Captain Obvious said...

http://theweek.com/articles/730805/tom-hanks-wrote-book-not-great

Nubian princess said...

A- I hate to even guess it...but Kevin Bacon fits.

lucy said...

captain obvious = screen name FAIL get out of here with your Tom Hanks links this is precisely what is pissing me and Nick's aunt off and Nubian? I don't even know what Nubian means and at the risk of having to exit this screen to look it up and again scroll through another 300 comments to get back here I will just say you may make a better pirate

plot said...

@Doug

Thank GAWD I'm not the only one who thinks so! Also, those maudlin codas Spielberg tacks on the end of every movie just to make sure we get his simplistic afterschool special point - WE GET IT! OMFG, stop it!

Taj said...

"Just maybe if you say Awww THUCKS, instead of SHUCKS?"

Sylvester the Cat?
I kid, I kid.

Nubian princess said...

@Lucy, Nubian refers to my North African heritage. Also, a nickname given to me by a blogger. As to your comment, are you telling me to become A pirate or captain obvious? Kevin Bacon is just a guess. A solid one IMHO.

lucy said...

you were supposed to say " I don't wanna be a pirate" no sorry I was just lashing out, being an ass because I didn't eat but then I opened delicious box of fresh cheez-its® and all is ok. you be You.

Kevin Bacon has been previously guessed and if you scroll up, oh about 80 comments by now, from us you will see himmmm has unequivocally stated no one has guessed right. try again!

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Nubian princess said...

Ahhh!! Gotcha @lucy. Or should I say Arrrrrhhh!

lucy said...

say "gotcha!" I got arrrhhhh covered.

and delete button FAIL @mag . no hard feelings, you lil smart ass. cheez-it® for the win!

All Kindsa Girly said...

The Turd Ferguson comment from Himmmm makes me think SNL and the Thucks makes me keep thinking of The Church Lady but I'm not sure, besides Wayne's World, what other movies Dana Carvey has been in. Will Ferrell is definitely higher than A- list. Mike Myers is divorced I thought.

Eugene Levy also springs to mind but I refuse to believe it's him. Now I'm just throwing crap at the wall seeing what will stick.

All Kindsa Girly said...

@youdontsay . . . I had guessed JK Simmons before Himmm's comment so unless Himmm's missed my post, it's not JK.

All Kindsa Girly said...

OMG . . . Tim Allen??

California Girl said...

Kevin Costner

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ap29 said...

Matthew Broderick? Has been married to Sarah Jessica Parker since 1997, 20 plus years. He's definitely not A+ but has been in some big fan favorite movies, Lion King, Ferris buellers day off. Could consider him A- maybe

MichelleJ817 said...

That was the first name that came to mind but idk who this could be. I hope it's revealed

Land Manatee said...

Phewww! Thank the Himmmms they excluded those nice folks in their first paragraph as a ‘nope’ - I can sleep easy now. Especially by dreaming about my main squeeze Sinise! He does it for me in all funky kind of ways 😏

Land Manatee said...

Noooooo...not my man JK Simmons!

Land Manatee said...

Ok, good 👌🏼 Phewww

Himmmm said...

Okay gang, the names I typed earlier were jokes (Turd Ferg is an SNL Jeopardy joke) and I doubt any woman would ever try to bang Wallace Shawn. Great guy though. Anyhoo...

Still has not been named anywhere in the comments.

Not JK Simmons nor even JK Livin'. When it is revealed you'll slap your forehead saying "Aww man I never thought of that guy". But it adds up, and you'll realize why Enty left out a specific identifier for him and the BFF both. For those who want another clue? I'll throw you one last clue, because Enty will hold all my bacon hostage if I give it away.

CLUE: Acting family. He's over 40 and still alive. He's done TV roles and movies. I said he's never been a superhero but may have voiced one I think. Def been in some A list projects.

Bigger than a bread box. Wait, sorry, not charades my bad :-)

If I even gave a hint at the BFF you'd all get it instantly so nothing there from me. I'm not trying to be coy and there's no hidden double meanings here (except for the speech impediment, he doesn't have one but maybe had one in a role). Just a real bitch of a blind. It's not Sylvester, Tweety, or any cartoon. But one day I may write a blind about Yosemite Sam and Road Runner getting freaky back in the 70s. They were awful.

Jojo said...

This sounds like Matt Damon awe shucks as in his reaction to winning and Oscar early on. And the perception that everything just kind of happens to him when we all know he has strong CIA connections. And practically every movie hes in has some sort of brainwashing agenda. Longtime friend and leader of the times up movement is Stephen Spielberg who directed him in Saving Private Ryan and have been friends since.

Jojo said...

I think the best guesses are Matt Damon and Steven Spielberg.

Lala said...

The Rock isn't married and hasn't been with his girlfriend "forever" by any standards.

plot said...

Everyone, read Hmmmm's post. None of the guesses so far are correct. Matt Damon has been guessed and so has Spielberg. They are out.

Chenin Blanc said...

My first thought was Hanks also, especially because enty mentioned he was in some of the biggest movies of all time

Unknown said...

This can't possibly be Mark Hamill could it? Great guy, married forever (1978), biggest movies of all time - and Himmmm's comments regarding voiceover and tv work... not sure about the acting family part, but the rest would all fit. Hope I am wrong.

Comrade X said...

Nah. Paul Rudd is legitimately nice.

Comrade X said...

I don't think so. Worked w/PR for a quick minute in the 90s, and he was super nice and respectful...albeit a chain smoker's chain smoker. Never seen more nicotine go into a human being in 72 hours.

Taj said...

I've never heard anything about Yosemite Sam and The Road Runner, but i did, however, hear one about Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner. Rumor has it Old Wile E. was actually trying to catch The Road Runner so he could sample the goods-and I don't mean the Acme goods. ;-p

M G A said...

My first thought was Wil Smith

Meredith said...

John Lithgow? Married since '81 and his son acts...

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Frankette said...

Hmm, I gonna go with:

Awww Shucks Rapist: Ron Howard - married over 40 years, totally "aw shucks" as
Richie Cunningham, The Music Man, American Graffiti, A Beautiful Mind

Long Time Good Friend: Brian Grazer - film and tv director

Peppertini said...

Warren Beatty

DeeJay said...

First blind I've ever commented on. I UTTERLY hate to say this, but... Sean Astin?

Acting family: Patty Duke, John Astin. Good Friend: Elijah Wood, who went on record about Hollywood pedos a while back (not officially #TimesUp, which is all women, but the same sentiment). That's also why Himmmm couldn't name the buddy: "Frodo? Why then, it must be Samwise." Memorable movies: LOTR, Goonies, Rudy, many others. Plenty of TV work, too, including the popular Stranger Things series. Voiced over Shazam in JL: Throne of Atlantis.

Aw Shucks vibe: definitely there, from his Gamgee role. Weakest link to the blind is the highly-public 'family man' reputation... but then he has been married only once: 26 years and still going.

God, hope I'm horribly wrong.

Unknown said...

It's got to be Paul Rudd. He's like the king of "aww shucks". I love him as an actor, but there has always been something creepy about him. There's also mention of him in the comments section of this link:

https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/108276575.html

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Puddy said...

But Chevy Chase is a renowned asshole and one of the most difficult people to work with. No way has he got an “aww shucks” image.

Mag said...

FFS will you people start reading with understanding and stop spamming the thread by repeating the same name over and over again when Himmmm has told you TWICE is none of them???

@DeeJay - But can you really imagine women lining up to have sex with Sean Astin, or even more: having sex with his BFF first in order to be able to have sex with Sean Astin? I wouldn't :D

@M G A - Will Smith has been guaessd before, so not him. Plus he's gay, so he wouldn't be raping women, would he?

Jharm said...

I looked up actors and lisping, but DeeJay beat me to it. Sean Astin, unfortunately, really fits all the descriptions. I think the big give away that deliberately was not mentioned might have been something about Stranger Things....

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CT-Hilltopper said...

Whenever something happened on Andy Griffith, I believe Ron Howard's character Opie would say "awwwww shucks".

I think Frankette has it.

Himmmm said...

Let me say this very slowwwwllllyyyy...

it
is
NOT
Ron Howard
Andy Griffith
Paul Rudd
Lithgow
or anyone named in the first 300+ comments.

BUT...it has NOW been named.
The rapist (not the BFF). Somebody got it right between my last comment and this one. ;-)
Impressive. Now name the BFF?

Meredith said...

I retract my previous guess and put forth:
Sean Astin
Married since '92, family man w a great image (I would hate for this to be him) had a speech impediment in the Goonies, was in LORD OF THE RINGS (which might be the identifier left out), did voice work for Justice league cartoon...

Not sure about the friend but if the LotR is the missing identifier than that shortens the list...

Taj said...

Sean Astin/Corey Feldman

Meredith said...

Friend: please not Elijah https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/sean-astin-praises-castmate-elijah-wood-for-speaking-out-on-hollywood-abuse/news-story/92925c9712aa2f5aebddf70c993d0dd6

Mag said...

OK, with Himmmm saying this, it must be Sean Astin :O
While nothing will surprise me in terms of people seemingly great turning out to be shit, the appeal of getting to have sex with Samwise Gamgee is totally lost on me. Oh, well.
For the BFF I vote Feldman over Wood, although Wood does creep me out.

Tinybubbles said...

What's throwing me is that one of the clues is that he's from an acting family. Do any of these guesses fit that clue?

Sharper Teeth said...

@Mag I think it’s saying that they want to meet him, not necessarily sleep with him, but sometimes consensual sex happens. Other times, it’s rape. LOTR is the biggest movie/s, and The Goonies is the favorite of a generation. He has a lisp in 50 First Dates. Patty Duke and John Astin are his parents, and Bob from Stranger Things is a very “aww shucks” kind of character. This makes me sad.

Sharper Teeth said...

I know he’s friends with Adam Sandler and crew, but the likely best friend would have to be Elijah, right?

DeeJay said...

Yeah, upon further consideration, lower-list Corey Feldman is a MUCH better fit for the Good Friend. And he's spoken out about Hollywood pedophilia, too. I guess this notion of 'Tolkien groupies' was stuck in my head, but even there, Astin would've still played second fiddle to Wood. Sorry, Elijah.

And while it's nice to see a confirm by the esteemed Himmmm, this is the very definition of a Pyrrhic victory. I genuinely wanted to be wrong.

plot said...

Aren't Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen the heart throbs from LoTR?

Can't see any of the hobbits getting much action.

Mag said...

@Sharper Teeth - I thought what you are thinking, but then Himmmm made the Wallace Shawn joke and later explained it, saying he used this name just for laughs because this is clearly not a guy womem would be quequing to have sex with, so he clearly didn't fit the blind. In this context I take it means women do want to have sex with the BI guy (that is Astin). Those who just want to meet him are probably those that get raped, at lkeast some of them. :(

People have different tastes and then you may find someone sexy just because you've loved him on screen, or because he's famous. But I think the reason people were guessing all those wrong names rather than him is because they were going for someone generally considered attractive. ;)

youdontsay said...

Wow! If DeeJay hadn't guessed Sean Astin (and I would have never gone there, but it all fit so brilliantly!), I would have thrown out the names Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider. Sandler just gives that vibe that he doesn't respect women, and I remember reading how Amy Poehler and Tina Fey hate him and refuse to work with him.

youdontsay said...

Good job, DeeJay. We're all sad to say that you got it right. Has to be Corey for the friend.

SteveD said...

Corey also fits the Himmmm hint that labeling the friend would be a giveaway, since he is described here frequently in specific ways.

Firefly said...

Danny Devito?

Unknown said...

Sean Astin would explain so much. At some point after the filming of the LOTR series, three of the hobbits continued to be friends, and one of them (S.A.) did not. In fact, you never really saw him, other than publicity photos, out and about with the others. I always assumed it was because he seemed fixated or obsessed with 'Frodo', and that obsession might have continued after they returned from New Zealand. I'm guessing maybe there was some knowledge among the others that this is what he was like? He's got three daughters too....wonder if they are being raised to be submissive to men. Hope not.

jessorella said...

Oh shit... This one is a hard one. I actually feel gobsmacked. I have wondered recently if CDAN has made me overly paranoid about people in the media and showbiz, seeing suspicions where perhaps there are actually none at all (hence the MR guess) - I’ve thought to myself, “Surely they’re not ALL bad? There must be some genuine folk who’ve never done any of this heinous stuff?” But a reveal like this just goes to show that even the ones you least suspect (or would never even occur to you) can be some of the worst...

lucy said...

bravo . yes yes danny devito is serial rapist with his best friend, milk crate (...)

awesome solve! not the story of course but the persistence surely paid off never would I have ever thought of him(mmm) thank you

I was invested in this one, well done deejay, play more, you rock!

and God bless rhea pearlman 😏

K said...

Not Tom Hanks. By definition, he is not A-. Think, McFly.

I'm thinking Woody Harrelson but who would be the friend?

lucy said...

I think @Mag said the friend was Ron Howard ask her 🏃

Mag said...
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Mag said...

@lucy, I've got a delete FAIL again, I've got people mixed up :D Anyway, it wasn't me, I never said anything about Ron Howard in this threat. I had no guess here, just argued why other guesses were incorrect in my opinion :D :D :D

Also, we now have a confirmation from Himmmm, so no need to keep guessing the wrong people ;)

Mag said...

*thread, damn it

lucy said...

Tom Hanks it is! 👍

lucy said...

*lol

Jewal said...

Sean Astin played a character in 50 First Dates who lisped and said Aw Thucks frequently. (Starred Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore)

Are we the only people who like that one and have watched it many times??

First Post Actually... Me Lurk Here Long Time...

lucy said...

I haven't seen 50first dates but I did search celebrities who lisp ! was a bunch of women along with Mike Tyson..but then I also searched celebrities who fart (lol damn youuuu) that list was topped by Jennifer Lawrence, that pig is everywhere.

pleasure to meet you jewal. you obviously read before posting, like you already

*awaiting 3am "Andy Griffith!" email*

you just know it's coming

GigEm said...

There's not many celebs I can say I know better than anyone in the room, but McConaughey is one of Em.

I assure it's not Mathew McConaughey.

Sal T said...

i wonder if the girls Feldman passed to Astin were Corey’s Angels girls? Former angels and band mates have spoken out about how he chooses vulnerable and traumatised girls who are easy to manipulate and control. He throws parties and all men who attend have to pay an entrance fee to mix with the Angels (who must only wear lingerie) and there are optional extras and upgrades for men with deep pockets. Someone recently questioned why Astin continues to defend Feldman (for begging the public for money and his hypocrisy in objectifying and using women) It was suggested that Astin defends Feldman and gives his ‘cause’ credibility because Feldman has dirt on Astin. So that all fits.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Well all hail mighty Himmmm.
When's the next drunken debauchery blind??

Adrian Zmed said...

So my best man's brother worked on the movie Rudy at Notre Dame about 25+ years ago. (He was a theater major at Notre Dame who was on the crew along with numerous students)

I just sent him this blind to get his thoughts if he heard of any of this even back then. No idea if Corey was hanging around back then but that would have been easy pickin's in 1992 - doing a movie on a college campus.

I do remember he had commented on some of the actors being "good guys" and others dicks to the plebes helping out during filming. But that is to be expected.

GigEm said...
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GigEm said...

"Let me say this very slowwwwllllyyyy...

it
is
NOT
Ron Howard
Andy Griffith
Paul Rudd
Lithgow"

Funny.
I was just about to post that...
along with MM, the other celeb I can somewhat testify for is Rudd.
Lady I work with went to HS, and was personal friends, with Paul in KC (their parents were good friends as well).
She's always talking about what a nice, funny guy he is.
I knew it wasn't him (pun intended).

Sal T said...

+1 Sara. I’m thirsty for Himmmm 3’s bodily fluids story.

Youtoo said...

Following.

Sign Name Below said...

@pillsberry
Catching up on CDaN and just caught this. If you check in, I want you to know I +1000 your post and thank you for the tips. I hope they are heeded. Certainly there has been an over abundance of random, inane, and aggravating guessing going on in recent weeks

fellininyc said...

Woody Harrelson! Yes.

peony said...

I'm so depressed now. I do a complete LotR re-watch about once or twice a year. They are my favorites! How will I watch it? At least he died in Stranger Things.

Cocopuffs said...

Aw, Shucks—Kevin Costner Always Knew He'd Make It, and Silverado Starts Him on the Trail

A People magazine article.

Kay said...

Except that the friend is clearly male. Re-read the blind.

Kay said...

Is this the same person who is referenced in this January blind?

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/blind-item-8_28.html?m=1

plot said...

Kay,

Astin doesn't have the power of the actor in that blind to choose his costars.

Drumstixx said...

People on the other post on this site it is Sean Astin. Then in that case Corey Feldman is the friend vocal about #timesup movement. They have each other's back.

Drumstixx said...
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Drumstixx said...

JHarm got Sean Astin! I am guessing Corey Fraudman as friend. Thanks Himmm

Unknown said...

Sean Astin & bff Corey Feldman-Feldman's Angels for the poor girls

SimplyMason0 said...

Well, since Himmmm already hinted it at being Sean Astin

My guess was either Emilio Estevez or John Goodman. That fucking got its not the latter. Also apperently Estevez was only married for a short time. I thought he was a family man or something. I was also worried about it being Mark Ruffalo as well.

As for Astin, I don't really know what to say. I don't really know him as anything other than Sam, and probably that other kid from the Goonies who isn't Corey Feldman. As long as its not Elijah Wood I guess. But its pretty sad how now theres 2 Lord of The Rings actors with wrongdoings. Ian McKellen has a blind reveal here, and hes pretty close to Bryan Singer. My sister loves those movies. Even the money grubbing Hobbit ones too. She even read the books.

As for the friend, again, its good to know that Elijah Wood isn't involved in this. As much as it pains me to say it, this does sound like Corey Feldman. I was with Corey ever since the scandal. I even read his book and watched the lifetime movie. Then I saw the other blinds years prior that showed more of his shady behavior and animal abuse(Corey Haim did it too). So now I have no fucking clue. But Himmm's description would kinda fit with Feldman's out there description here.

It seems like this isn't a black and white issue regarding Hollywood. It real life, it defiantly is. But it seems like even the victims have some dirty history in some way. I do also believe that a cycle of abuse happens as well. Its disgusting, but its something I'm noticing. I believe Charlie Sheen was one of them too.

Coffinnails said...

Sean Astin’s brother, father, and mother are/we’re actors. Dad played Gomez Addams. Mom was Patty Duke, who was a tortured child star of the first order and suffered from being bipolar during the boys childhood. Look up about Patty Duke’s mental health and see where mom’s instability could certainly lead to his having problems. http://amp.bradenton.com/news/nation-world/national/article68996207.html

X said...

Denzel Washington.

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