Thursday, April 12, 2018

Blind Item #12

This foreign born superhero went to a BDSM club in Asia where he let himself be tied up and beaten by two women who worked there. Now, that is an interesting press tour.

58 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Henry Cavhill?

Dena said...

Avengers Infinity War premiered in Seoul...I'll go with Tom Holland.

sandybrook said...

Steven amell been to Asia lately?

Unknown said...

Wouldn't it be someone from Avengers, since they're starting the press tour?

Tricia13 said...

Good point... maybe Chris Hemsworth?

petmykitty said...

I thought Chris Evans (Capt America) was the BDSM dude.

Unknown said...

Chris Evans is American, though.

yepthatsme said...

Chris Hemsworth was photographed alongside Usain Bolt in Daily Mail today, now we all know at least half of these blinds are based on pictures from Daily Mail so it has to Chris Hemswoth/Thor!

Hmax17 said...

I think Tom Hiddleston?

Mr Selfdestruct UK said...

Nothing wrong with that!

Jimbonius said...

Dammit, I want to know who the QVC hostess was who went to the S&M club in that blind months ago!

Jojo said...

So what? Why do you ultra-religious Puritan types care what people do in the bedroom?

Dena said...

I think Hiddleston could be it, but is Loki a superhero? Hiddleston, Cumberbatch & Holland were at the Seoul premier but it doesn't say married, so probably not Bendydick.

Heather Duke said...

Chris Hemsworth was pictured in Australia which is not in Asia.

MichiganMama59 said...

Did Mathias check everyone's religious status?

Or did he just come here to read dirty comments?

Arshes said...

Some of the Avengers are in Korea right now.

Arshes said...

Henry Cavill is in LA right now so not him.

jessorella said...

The Avengers (though not all of them) have only just touched down in Asia. This does sound like Cavill’s kind of thing...!

Snifter said...

It's gotta be one of the 3 Avengers.

Tom, Benedict, or Tom.

My money's on Tom. And on that note, I'll be in my bunk.

Sal Salington said...

Avengers press tour dates in Asia.

April 12: Seoul, South Korea (Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland & Pom Klementieff).
April 16: Singapore (Robert Downey Jr., Benedict Cumberbatch, Karen Gillian & Joe Russo).
April 19: Shanghai, China (Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth & Tom Hiddleston).

Pretty much Seoul, then.

kiki71 said...

OMG I would tie up or down Chris Hemsworth and beat his gorgeous ass til he begged for mercy. Flogged that crazy gorgeous back (muscles) and ball-gagged his pretty face. All in the 6 inch stilettos that would make me look DOWN on the God they call Thor. Yum! Fantasy initiated..... lol

Lurky McLurkster said...

Not much of a BI. People all got their things

Alex said...

Given that it says foreign born SUPERHERO, I think that cuts Hiddleston out as he’s a villain. My money is on Cumberbatch. Holland seems to young for that kind of thing.

Martin said...

Cumberbatch is listed as “a foreign born dual threat actor”.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

That was *inspired*, kiki.
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk for the rest of the, ah, day. Or til further notice.

americanpanda said...

YAWN

Brayson87 said...

+1 Snifter for the Firefly reference, +1 Sal for the press dates, so many potentials to choose from

CeeCeeSays said...

@kiki right? Hell I'd pay HIM for the opportunity. :)

FA said...

Cumberbatch. It's reported his wife was a former Dominatrix.

TiffersCT said...

Could be anyone of these freaks. Lol

Snifter said...

@FA- reported by who? Because that's one I can't get into. I can see red carpet girlfriend turned wife, I can see frustrated artiste, but dominatrix? Not her. No zest there.

Jne said...

Cumberbatch. They've supposedly scrubbed the websites of his wifes dom past

T. W. said...

The economy got stimulated. What's the problem?

Tiredallthetime said...

Get thee to a cold shower immediately

kiki71 said...

So wait is Cumberbatch closeted gay and Sophia is his beard as is reported elsewhere? Is he a submissive and she is a domme?

Sd Auntie said...

Elsa looks like a tough gal too. Betcha that's how they get down @ kiki71🤣

Sd Auntie said...

OMG. @FA. I thought the same thing. Petite muscular fit lady with curly hair...totally see that Spanish fly being the boss in the bedroom. He probably whimpers like a baby afterwards. Lol

bdm said...

@kiki71

Go onnnnnn.......

Lunchpaillefty said...

Jackie Chan

Unknown said...

Only Cumberbatch and RDJ appear to be doing SEAsia press your. Maybe RDJ?

ihsahn77 said...

RDJ is foreign born?

ihsahn77 said...

And anyway, Singapore and Shanghai hasn't happened yet.

justanothergossipgirl said...

In one of episodes of Sherlock, Cumberbatch is tied and guy is beating him, maybe it was not acting but real pleasure for him :)

AIP said...

Thor, being a god, isn’t really a superhero per se, so that probably cuts out Chris H and by default Hiddles
Holland seems a bit young for that sort of caper.

So there’s Cumby and Bettany. While I wouldn’t put it past either, Bettany isn’t in SEAsia as per Sal’s list (thanks!). And Cumby IS ex-Harrow... those public schools are kink incubators.

NachoCheeseFries said...

I'd go for Hiddleston. The reason I say this is because I know he used to have a "thing" with Gwendoline Christie that was based on her being tall and able to dominate him...

Unknown said...

It's Benedict C

Buttercups said...

Meh, probably fake. Cumberbatch's loony fans have been inventing fake BIs about him going to sex clubs and shagging fans for years, because they simply cannot accept that he's married. The Infinity War cast only arrived in Korea like ten minutes ago and every waking moment has been filled with interviews and appearances, plus they have a million screaming fans, press and handlers following them around. Very much doubt they managed to find the time to secretly escape to some sex club without anyone noticing!

However I imagine whatever fanpoodle submitted this (while fapping themselves furiously) probably intended it to be Cumby (for reasons above) or Hiddles (due to those ancient leaked messages where he talked about spanking and watching a woman eat a banana out of another woman at a strip club in iirc Holland).

Buttercups said...

Btw I see the usual suspects are sock puppeting all over this thread as usual. There has never been a single "report" or rumour about Sophie being an escort or dom that did not originate on one of those two hate blogs maintained by complete psychopaths who insist that she's secretly simultaneously a Mafia boss, human trafficker, Satanic princess, and somehow manages to combine being a failed worthless crackho with also secretly being the most powerful human being on earth and secretly controlling the entire world's press, the Church of England, and the British Royal Family. And those photos they insist are Sophie's escort shots were proven to have come from a photoshoot she did for the cover of a German arts magazine.

If all this is true how come there's literally never been a single word of whisper of it anywhere apart from a few Tumblr hateblogs, and CDAN which is infamous for posting fake BIs submitting by stans?

AIP said...

@Buttercups, I’ve been a fan of his longer than most of the people you talk about, and I’m delighted he married her, as they seem well-suited. We’re not all complete fucking head-cases, if that restores your faith at all ;-)

Jessie said...

I don't beileve those crazy theories either but I do believe that ben and sophie are just a pr-based marriage and will soon crumble. Take my word for it.

ps. I'm not one of those crazy ass fan of benedict who's dreaming of shagging him. Just a normal fan with accurate intuition.

DIA said...

It seems Hiddleston has some thing for BDSM (he used to have it with Gwendoline Christie) and woman's beating him. Didn't he said once he enjoyed when Nataly Portman slapped his face in Tor: The Dark World?

Lassie said...

Grotesque.....Benadryl Cummerbund and wife could very well STAY married for a long time, if she's just a paid beard. Why not? Old time Hollywood actors stayed married to the same woman for decades (with an 'understanding')

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Wow... 50 Shades of Kiki: https://archiveofourown.org/works/new 🍿⚡️

Scandi Sanskrit said...

🎼 CARELESS WHIMPERS: https://youtu.be/EYppdcKYDBY 🎷🎶

Scandi Sanskrit said...

RDJ is more of a furry, tho (so far I’ve seen him as a tiger and a bunny).

Also, I think his wife is in on it (I imagine RDJ’s wife was the one who snapped his Twitter’s furry profile pic). 📸

So I don’t think he would need to seek (outside his marriage) the services of a professional sex worker to fulfil his kinky needs.

He is very out and proud about it too (he wears his furry costumes a lot and is apparently comfortable enough to post photos of himself in them all over social media). He’s pretty much immune to blackmail at this point...

Which leads me to my next point: No judgement/shame in hiring escorts/sex workers (it’s far more honourable than forcing your real girlfriend/wife to do things they’re not up to or not ready for—there is such thing as “spousal rape”, you know). What IS dishonourable/unprofessional, however, is when an escort hired for her/his discretion takes advantage of the client’s vulnerability for a meal ticket (this, apart from public health concerns, is another consideration for the decriminalisation/regulation of sex work). Just be smart enough to have the escort sign an NDA beforehand (and throw in a few clauses on contraception while you’re at it—to avoid being sent invoices for the next 18 years) and certainly check for hidden cameras so she/he cannot blackmail you.

When randoms blackmail you, your real wife/girlfriend/family suffers too. So be a gentleman and please be considerate of their feelings too. Thank you. 👩🏻‍⚖️

PS: To answer your question, yes, in Asia RDJ would be considered “foreign-born” (E=mc2).

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Don’t forget “accomplished Moonbump Engineer” (my goodness, the STEM portion of this Renaissance Woman’s CV should put Brad Pitt’s new MIT professor girlfriend to shame). 🌚🔭⚗️🔬🕳

Scandi Sanskrit said...

“Face it, Tiger... You’ve just hit the jackpot,” she purred seductively as teased the tip of the plush cat ears of her headband on one of his butt cheeks.

“Miaaaaw...” he whimpered desperately.

She sprung up and swung that paddle on his bare buttocks with all her might.

POW! 💥 And his balls jiggled...

Le fin du fin.

How’s that for a happy ending.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Yeah I don’t think his real girlfriend would be very “understanding” about it, tho.

I wish her well.

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