Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Blind Item #1

Even I don't know the answer to this one, but really want to know so I can blast the guy in public for it.


71 comments:

Geeljire said...

ALL ETHNICITIES YOU SAY?

CJ said...

As stupid as this is, I'm surprised someone hasn't done this already.

Tuesdi said...

Uh. Well.
Speechless.
I can't wait to hear the songs on this album.

Tricia13 said...

It’s hard to read that small print... but does it say “all crotchshots welcomed”.

parissucksliterally said...

What the FUCK?

MontanaMarriott said...

"Grammy winning musician" is too vague for me.
Carlos Santana hasn't released an album in over 10 years, and is well liked. That's all I got!

Snifter said...

Oh I am SO sending in pictures of my bushes. All of them. Holly bushes, privet bushes, forsythia bushes, elderberry bushes... every one of them.

Geeljire said...

What about trans bushes?
I hope you enjoy vomiting over your morning coffee and newspaper.
If I'm a racist than so is "The Crying Game"

Lonely Bastard said...

In these pedo obsessed and infested times, isn't this a ...well not exactly good, but a slightly better thing?

Newbomb said...

It would be more believable if a rich Nigerian prince were involved.



Catsup said...

Grossness aside, legit question: does this signify that bush is back?

Lonely Bastard said...

@MontanaMarriot.

If we are going back that far, how about ex member of the Spencer Davies Group, producer for Dire Straits and brother of sate is, Muff Winwood? :)

lucy said...

I really don't see anything wrong with this. it may be tasteless but is purely lady's choice if they choose to participate.

lol Tricia are you asking for a friend? ��

Cuddlebutt said...

Let's send in a screenshot of Demi M's 80's one! @Snifter, great idea! Too bad my blackberry one is done producing. :-(
I'm sure they would have enjoyed it.

Lonely Bastard said...

'Stevie' not 'sate' for fucks sake!!!!

Tricia13 said...

I’m definitely not what they are lookin for Lucy lol...
But seriously - can you imagine the vagina selfies that will be happening-or “vagies “??

Cuddlebutt said...

Do you think I should send my husband's? TBH, it's a bit more lush than mine.

Cail Corishev said...

Don't be too quick to bash this as tasteless. If it turns out it's being done by a female musician who justifies it with lofty-sounding feminist cant, you might have to be reeducated until you recognize it as high art. Does Karen Finley have a Grammy?

-B said...

Can't wait to see the finished product on the store shelves. Oh wait...

lucy said...

this is just Mrhedge blind looking to buy up some Gillette© stock. enty couldn't title it that way as name is giveaway

HeatherBee said...

I’m guessing that istock doesn’t have any photos that qualify...

Schvenngali said...

Straight bush? That's some over the top freaky-deaky right there.

LooLooMoron said...

@Montana As a solo artist Santana hasn't released an album in 10 years, but he released an album with the band Santana 2 years ago. I have a feeling this is going to end up being some 1 hit wonder that's trying to make a comeback.

Jae Reekay said...

RKelly

And the only people "pedo obsessed" are Qtards

tinydancer61 said...

So much for #metoo.

Thonker said...

Lmao please someone spam that address with cropped pictures of porn stars' bushes and smuggle in a male one

mqmqm said...

Whats interesting about this is Noah Shelley is partners with Emily Dawn Long, who is the current stylist for Elon Musk. She styled him for the Met Gala (and partly takes credit for making Grimes outfit, although Grimes has her own stylist.) She is also a stylist for Amber Heard. She posted on Instagram stories asking for women with full bushes a few days ago too.

Miss Tia said...

I'm gonna send in pix of George W., George H.W., and other members of the Bush family.

Max Power said...

"... so I can blast the guy in public..." Who says it's a guy?

Also 18-99? Ewwwwwwww. Couldn't he/she cut the age off at, I don't know, 70 or something? I'm thinking accepting bush photos from anyone 90+ constitutes elder abuse. lol

Tea said...

What if there's no shoot or album art and they just want lots of pictures of vaginas

Post Cards From The Edge said...

Dyed Bush? Is that a thing now?

Miss Tia said...

Couldn't they just use a bunch of merkins?

Tattooedmommaj said...

Not creepy AT ALL.

S D said...

What kind of fresh hell is this?

Max Power said...

If any of you ladies are contemplating this oh-so-tempting opportunity, I'd recommend this first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c

Increase your odds!

Sara, Making It Work said...

The musician is referred to as male, multiple times. So no need for outrage (or "outrage") that we are assuming he's male.

Miss Tia said...

Could it be Sir Mix-a-lot? "I like big bush and I cannot lie..."

HoneyRyder said...

Comforting to know the artist is well loved, talented and smart. How exactly does one discern a pregnant bush from a standard bush? That said, I’m going to apply some Ardell individual lashes and throw my bush in the ring. NOT.

ComeTheApocalypseI'mInCharge said...

I was so enjoying strolling through all of your bushes I got to the end and had totally forgotten what the question was. I hope it's been good for you all too ;)

Teachermom said...

I love that they have an email address set up to match the request. They take big bushes seriously.

Brayson87 said...

Wait, is the bush back?!

NancyFromNebraska said...

@Brayon87 Did the bush ever leave?? In my house, we call it the "Persian Rug". :)
Answer to the blind: Gwen StepOnMe's 1st H-Beaux, Gavin Something.

c dan run said...

Should we be eagerly awaiting the special-category 'Reader Photos' post ?

xcbrsy said...

Read my lips, no bush!

Dena said...

I wonder how much they pay because I could strap on a clown wig for some fat stacks 🤡

Spider Rico said...

A pure pig but being in the industry I've been told worse by some prominent industry players. This pig is just up front about it but it's where we're headed. Lasciviousness, sexual harassment and vulgar behavior is industry standard. End of story.

Lyla said...

Nominating Goop. Few years back she said she's rocking a 70s vibe below the waist. This audition may be her big chance!

Lonely Bastard said...

@lyla. It probably looks like a grizzly bear eating bacon.

Motörhead said...

Blast the guy in pubic??

Empress Lockness said...

I actually find this flattering. I don't have a problem with this at all.

Kalamota Kook said...

XTC re-released their album Skylarking a couple of years back. The version most people had heard had been transferred from the master tapes with a basic cabling mistake. The 'Polarity Corrected' version didn't just sound stunning; Andy Partridge gave it his original cover design idea. The front cover is literally a Lady Garden. The back cover features her man friend. It's very pagan, albeit rather in-your-face. Go a-googling for Skylarking Polarity Corrected images (NSFW!). That's what this advert reminded me of. That or Yoko Ono's film of bottoms walking.

No idea who this is but it might be a statement of worshipping goddess energy or something. Lots of people may still find it uncomfortable, but it's not necessarily something automatically degrading or exploitative. Like a Spencer Tunick photo.

E Rose said...

As a young hairy woman who has been shamed for being hairy, this is actually kind of refreshing. HAIRY MOVEMENT!

Morning Lorri said...

Gavin Rossdale

NorCal Norm said...

After reading this a UK documentary immediately popped into my head about all Va jay jays being beautiful and they had ladies come in and have a plaster cast made of it them hung them on the wall.

Green Tea said...

I may have gone down a rabbit hole.

But I found this:

Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway

He won a Grammy as part of System of a Down.
Scars on Broadway's last album was in 2008 with one coming out in July 2018.


Green Tea said...

And they are from L.A. and first single is called "Lives"...maybe the bushes are where the "lives" come from.

I'm done now.

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Brayson87 said...

@Nancy, all I know is originally guys were called pervs if they recommended shaving it like the movies, then all of a sudden everybody was getting rid of it lol.

Poor Mick said...

If you remember the cover of Abraxas, that Carlos Santana guess probably isn't that bad!

pixiegothy said...

this is weird, they could just hired Nettie Harris and she would do a good job, she is hairy, but I guess they wouldn't pass the opportunity of using the casting couch with random bushy women

Kalamota Kook said...

@Green Tea, your second post reminds me of a 19th century french painting called The Origin Of The World (Again, NSFW!) I honestly can't imagine how a youngster today who's only ever seen bodies in ads, movies, or porn would feel seeing that painting. It was shocking enough in its day. How sad that it would still cause horror, not from fear of nudity this time, but fear of naturalness. Maybe that is the message the musician is aiming for.

Sekrit said...

"bushes@amcasting" sorry I cracked up.

The usual suspects (Robin Thicke, John Mayer) came to mind but they've released music since '08, that and they're not really "well liked".
Was even going Mika or James Blunt but wouldn't be accurate.
While Gavin hasn't released a solo album for 10 years, he's already in a bush.. his band, Bush.

I had to insert a pun in there somewhere.

Count Jerkula said...

I'm going to make a parody album w/ hairy female cornholes as the cover art. Pleaee submit your audition pics to the email in my profile. TY

A.K S said...

John Mayer?

Cee Kay said...

Meh. Hairy bushes, so what? NBD. Why so prudey, Enty?

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Shorter version: Bring me... a Shrubbery!

SteveD said...

Pan down...we've got bush!

Terrier Pines said...

Has anyone suggested... Kate Bush?

Pickle Rick said...

Was just having this conversation with the SO the other day, about how we both know 'women shaving' was basically made-up by Gillette and advertising firm propaganda, but neither of us still want to see hairy pits on women - like Bella Thorne's recent Hawaiian vaccay pics - uh, no thanks,photoshop those pits girl.


A neatly trimmed bush has always been my preference, alas almost all straight western women shave. How are we supposed to know they are sexually mature if they don't have pubic hair?

Xanadu said...

Lenny Kravitz?

Itttt said...

"Please send a simple and clear image of your bush to bushes@amcasting.com"

I mean really now...

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