Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Blind Item #5

After our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer was busted having sex with this former boy bander, he had to make certain promises to his significant other in order to see the B+ lister again. This of course, despite the fact his significant other has been seeing someone else on the side too.

20 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Rita whora

MontanaMarriott said...

Whora again?

Tricia13 said...

And Liam Payne?/Cheryl Bologna’s Ferzini Ferttucine

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Geeljireverse news:
Literally cockblocked this week from potentially progenating a claimant to an imperial throne this week by a slew of relatives. Damn.

longtimereader said...

Is this guy a fan STD's then?

tinydancer61 said...

What a mess. Why even be in a relationship?

Now! said...

Anyone with an interest in boy bands may enjoy Zayn Malik's new interview with GQ - it's the cover story.

Malik is clearly baked and almost entirely inarticulate. The quotes are almost all snippets of sentences.

The best part of it is, they sent a New Yorker staff writer to do the piece and she pedals very, very hard to make this washed-up boybander look like a cultural avatar.

A little quote from her prose: "Zayn: It's a single syllable that conjures a vaporous sexuality and a moodiness that blurs the line between contemplative and blank."

MDAnderson said...

Lol. I think you can linguine too.

Tricia13 said...

Pappardelle or Tagliatelle even better😉

Anonymous said...

Ora is the new Angelina Jolie. Note to the wives and gf's of anyone working with Ora....you may want to pop up a lot. It seems she sleeps with all her co-stars and recording partners.

ada said...

joe jonas / priyanka chopra

plot said...

When Ora starts calling the paps for fast food trips with her kids, and using refugee camps for photo ops wearing a distraught look, I'll compare her to Ang.

I don't mind Rita as she is.

Thonker said...

I bet Rita is having fun lol

Unknown said...

Who tf cares Geel & why do you think this is of interest to anyone?!? You're a dude and you didn't get laid. Surprise!!!!

Itttt said...

Blogger Sandy said...
Ora is the new Angelina Jolie. Note to the wives and gf's of anyone working with Ora....you may want to pop up a lot.

Actually, they may want to get tested for the full spectrum of STDs frequently.

Brayson87 said...

I think I'd like Rita Ora more if her voice wasn't so grating. Her singing is fine but when she talks it's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Thanks for reading

This and That said...

His team probably wrote that line.

Baked is being generous. He looks completely strung out on dope to me.

The Dark Side said...

Yep that dude is definitely not baked, something else. That non sensical quote was hilarious.

gertie said...

I would be more suprised that Rita hasn't made the moves or at least tried it on with Chezza. The whole relationship of Chez and Liam is rediculous pr anyway.

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