Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Today's Blind Items - The Dinner

Every second Tuesday of the month, this B-/C+ list dual threat actor who most of you would guess is foreign born, but isn't, gets a group of people together from Hollywood and a plane is chartered to fly down to Tijuana. Last month, the group most included producers and a couple of agents, but there was also a foreign born A- list mostly television actor who has starred in multiple network and almost television shows.

The dinner is hosted by one of the richest men in Mexico who, in the past has had people publicly executed. If you owe him or any of his companies money, he will either have you beaten or killed. He shows no mercy, and that includes in these dinners. There are people from Mexico and other countries that come to the dinner, but I only have heard about it from the Hollywood people who have attended. This former permanent A+ list athlete attended four consecutive months one summer/fall.

The dinner is basically nothing but animals that are exotic or endangered or both. To prove the authenticity, there is apparently video of the killing and preparation that can be watched on a messaging app. So, by the time everyone arrives, they know what the menu is. The reason the Hollywood people are invited is because their host is desperate to make movies. He has tried to buy his way in before, but things didn't turn out very well. Plus, people are kind of scared to work with him because, they kind of don't want to turn up dead. The thing is though, all of the people that went last month all paid $10K to be there plus the cost of the jet. The dinner is only for men, but after, in a separate building attached to one of his businesses everyone gathers for drinks and cigars and there are women there. 

59 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Uhm who da fukk wants to eat sauteed Panda or fried Rhino?!?! I'll pass

sysadmn said...

Carlos Slim. That's why you haven't read about it in the New York Times.

MontanaMarriott said...

Former Perm A list athlete-Michael Jordan?

sandybrook said...

Richest man Carlos Slim?
Kobe the athlete?

Tricia13 said...

Oh ffs. I hope they burn in hell..... how effin pathetic is to slaughter innocent animals for sport,arousal or prestige.(or even just to eat but that’s just me). Mother effers

Do Tell said...

Obscene and disgusting.

GeeWallyThatWouldBeWrong said...

That's just wrong.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Minus the prostitutes and public executions, this could be an episode of "Wild Kratts".
(Joke for my fellow parents.)

Miss Tia said...

Fuck whoever does this and fuck those who participate. Some day they may end up being the hunted. Senseless brutality to feel important infuriates me.

Tricia13 said...

Is Wilmer Valtrex Vakderama the POS?
ARod the athlete?

Mo said...

Hope they get elephantitis...get it 😉

Rusty Jones said...

LOL @Sara

NateInSoCal said...

Wasn’t this the plot of “The Freshman”?

Brayson87 said...

+1 Nate

ckpsjp said...

+1 Tricia. Valderama is a great guess

Tierney said...

Nate got it - this is a bullshit movie plot and they're all being served chicken.

Tricia13 said...

Will Arnett the other POS?

Brayson87 said...

Yeah this is straight up evil, there is no forgiveness.

Lonely Bastard said...

@Nateinsocal.

Yeah, almost. But there have been stories about dining clubs doing this sort of thing from the 19th century so it's not a new idea.

Mind you, it's not exactly enticing a prospect whether you give a shit about animals or not.

"Hey, Lonely, do you want to fly to a foreign country and eat manatee ribs with a psychotic billionaire?"
" Err...nah, I'm pretty sure I'm having gallstones removed that day or something, thanks"

Tricia13 said...

Thanks... what a world eh? Wish Enty would reveal this so we all know who to spit on in a restaurant 😉

Neil said...

I'm not buying it. Makes no sense. Why travel at your own expense to a foreign country to be hosted by someone of whom you are afraid and with whom you do not want to do business?

Neil said...

Any of these people could be kidnapped and held for mega $$$ ransom. Ridiculous.

Unknown said...

You just described a Clinton foundation fundraiser....

Bob Loblaw said...

U win

Brayson87 said...

This is a p*ssy dinner, a real cartoon villain would be feeding the guests to the animals, you know Musk would never be this lowbrow.

KayeC said...

LOL, this was also the plot to Pirates, Band of Misfits movie, with Queen Victoria hosting the parties. And its a kids movie!

BeaBorges said...

One of the richest men in mexico.. can't be Slim bc he is THE richest man in mexico.

Unknown said...

Oh, come on, Enty is just fucking with us now, this is one of the moldiest, BS urban legend rumors going.

Brayson87 said...

Some people hate animals, it's like in a past life giraffes stole their seats on the Ark or something. God doesn't love them so they take it out on animals.

J F said...

Jorge Hank Rhon...?

Billionaire ex major of TJ. Runs gambling and horse racing.

ALSO...

"The former mayor also was detained in 1995, for alleged trafficking in the skins of endangered animals, but was acquitted."

J F said...

...drops mic

Me Again said...

What assholes. I hope this gets revealed. Although it probably won't because it might be dangerous. Talk about male privilege. I am going to throw out Piven just cause I don't like him.

Maude Lebowski said...

What about Benetio DelTorro for the actor who everyone thinks is foreign born but isnt?

longtimereader said...

Bored rich people getting off by being more and more extreme and extra. Eventually you get the hostel movie. If only the rule of law still existed.

WickedBee said...

Fucking Donita...

Pilot Gal said...

These are the people who scream about saving wildlife, protecting the environment, and stopping the slaughter of innocent creatures. I hope they all rot in Hell.

DDonna Tarttty said...

We plebs should just be grateful they weren't eating people.

Melvin The Reanimated said...

I agree with Arnett for the FB A- actor.

For the B-/C+ Valderrama and Del Toro are too high ranked. Valderrama is probably solidly B list thanks to name recognition and his role on one of the NCIS spinoff. DEL Toro is an Oscar winner and still leads movies (Sicario 2) on occasion, so he's at least A-. I do agree it's probably an Hispanic actor. My guess is Esai Morales or Benjamin Bratt. They both go between movies and TV, aren't that high on the list, and both are actually American born.

*~Chelsea~* said...

If it's Wilmer, his friendship with Rob Thomas (they're BFFs) would come to a quick end if he ever found out because Rob and his wife are extreme animal lovers. How horrible.

T. W. said...

I support PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

LondonGirl said...

Eat bushmeat or exotics and you risk Ebola....what dumb selfish fucks

NachoCheese said...

I would say OJ for the actor because this is so horrible and sounds like something he would do, also, he has been in films, but, he is broke as a joke so, can't see him paying unless someone treated him.

J F said...

There are only 500 white Bengal tigers on the planet ... Jorge Hank Rhon has 3 of them in his Tijuana personal zoo.

WELL, he at least did b4 tonight's dinner

Sal Salington said...

I'd be shocked if dinners with such menus didn't really happen.

The rest of it, who knows.

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bollybiy said...

The dinner show in "The Freshman" had Bert Parks singing an unforgettable (and/or unforgiveable) version of "Maggie's Farm."

Who has Carlos Sim booked for his extravaganza? I vote Mario Lopez doing "Fight the Power."

J F said...

Slim doesn't hang in TJ... Jorge Rhon fits though. Notorious for trafficking exotic animals and a billionaire who's security head was convicted of killing a journalist TJ... he collects rare exotic animals in his personal TJ zoo

Brayson87 said...

Are we sure they're not going for a donkey show?

La-Juice said...

fuck these people and fuck this blind.

Roger Diaz said...

This is Jorge Hank Rhon, ex Tijuana mayor,one of the richest and most scandal-laden men in Mexico. He is also one of Mexico’s leading traffickers in exotic and endangered animals. Behind the high profile public execution of news reporters.

http://www.laweekly.com/news/the-island-of-jorge-hank-rhon-2141922

xyzxyz33 said...

It's NOT Carlos Slim.
I've worked with him and his family.

Southern Man said...

Sounds like a mashup of possible actuals.

Extremely wealthy people often become bent, because they must keep pushing boundaries to find a thrill. Sadly true. Also often want to be the 'big shot' rule breaker, etc. in front of high profile guests. (Pathetic...)

OJ is not broke. He had almost airtight asset protection in place before the incident. His NFL pension is unattachable, ditto Florida primary residence w $10M homestead exemption in that state.

Make notes if you have significant assets or exposure. Just don't kill anyone...



Hortensia said...

There will be people burning in Purgatory for a very long time. How utterly awful and vile.

PattiJoy said...

@Southern Man, the "incident" you refer to was the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, lest we forget.

emeraldcity said...

Like this is a blind......this had been going on for decades and you don't have to be mega rich to indulge. Just google 'Bushmeat scandal' it's just one part of the illegal poaching trade.

plot said...

Been happening for a long long time. Cheney and the Trumplings are all known to visit ranches that fly in exotic animals for them to shoot and eat. Chris Kyle was on one such ranch when he was killed during the PTSD cure he offered by shooting rare beasts. Karma, if I believed in such things.

NancyFromNebraska said...

Carlos Slim and they eat people, don't they? Just guessing.

Epileptic Spudmonkey said...

aaahhh plot, yor libtard lunacy shows its retarded face yet again...
sad wee loser

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