Tuesday, July 03, 2018

Blind Item #4 - Reader Blind Item

This maverick politician who is the second generation in his family to be in politics wears a very noticeable and joked about hairpiece.  He is thinking of removing it and going natural as this might lend a sense of authenticity if he chooses to run again for that very high office.

25 comments:

Dalux247 said...

Rand Paul

Rage Against the Diabeetus said...

Rand Paul FTW

Geeljire said...

Do it
You can't look creepier than Rick Scott

Do Tell said...

Just an O/T for my fellow Old Hollywood podcast fans..The "You Must Remember This" podcast is finally back this week after an 8 month hiatus.

And I agree that no hairpiece is much better than an obvious hairpiece.
Though Burt Reynolds and Shatner have some pretty good toups.

Brayson87 said...

He doesn't control the hairpiece, the hairpiece controls him!

Newbomb said...

he says it's not a rug he just cuts his own hair. Looks bad either way.

He is the only politician worth a damn. I stand with Rand!!!

just sayin' said...

I cannot stand the look of a wig or even dyed hair on a man. Makes them look so insecure and weird.

DDonna Tarttty said...

While I don't agree with everything Rand Paul says and stands for, he seems far more honest than most any other major politician and the fact people keep trying to kill him means he's probably a good guy who genuinely puts America first.

There was an entertaining video of him calling out Lindsey Graham as a fascist hypocrite to his face on the Senate floor last month. He didn't use those words precisely, but that was the message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBIGu0Hz044

As a student of bad hairpieces, I am embarrassed that I didn't catch this one. After looking at a bunch of picture online, though....get rid of it, Rand!

SophiaPetrillo77 said...

We appreciate the effort Rand.. but ditch the curly mop. I hope he doesn't wear a permed merkin, for the whole carpet matching the drapes thing!

Spider Rico said...

I didn't realize he had a toup. I wonder what actors wear rat rags.

plot said...

@DDonna

"While I don't agree with everything Rand Paul says and stands for, he seems far more honest than most any other major politician"

Oh you mean when he pounds the podium, decries his own party, publicly states a refusal to fall in line LOUDLY...then falls in line and votes which every way Paul Ryan wants him to vote. What a GUY! So BRAVE!

Rand (the namesake of Saint Ayn) only talks the talk for votes and to impress the dimwitted.

gossblogger said...
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gossblogger said...

Thanks you plot for that truthful reminder that Mr. Rand is another one of the spineless members of the GOP party. It is like these charades are all planned out.

Ryan "Rand you pretend to care about fiscal responsibility but we will ignore you as usual and you vote yes."

Paul" Okay Paul Ryan as you command. Let's get this vote over with I got some lawn to cut. Say Paulie are you getting Ruskie money, you can tell me, I'm part of the "family" ....where do I get some of that..."

gossblogger said...

Ayn Rand died alone living off welfare. Seems she did not live by her own credo. And this is the altar at which Randy and Paulie worship?

Lyla said...

All these years I thought he got a transplant!

plot said...

@goss

Besides state welfare, Saint Ayn demanded money from her cultie followers to survive on, all because she couldn't be bothered to pursue the copyrights to her own writing. Such a superior person. Such a maker not a taker.

Geeljire said...

It worked on you

Geeljire said...

You would know about cheating welfare you lazy faggot

SteveD said...

A noble ferret gave his life for that hair.

DDonna Tarttty said...

Now that Plot-TWISTED and one of his subplots have taken shots at Rand Paul, I know he's legit. Thanks, guys!

OB said...

Mittens!

plot said...

@DDonna

Everyone note. If more than one person in a room disagrees with Donna, they are all the same person.

This is how Sandy Hook deniers think. This is how people who refuse to believe that families are being separated at the border think. These are Trumptards.

ron hobbs said...

My favorite episode of the Dick Van Dyke show is when Rob Petrie accidentally discloses to the world his boss, tv host Alan Bradie is bald. The scene where Carl Reiner as Alan yells at his toupees, "your finished, all of you" is hilarious.

Ta dah! said...

I was going to guess Biden, but Rand's toup is pretty bad too.

DDonna Tarttty said...

Everyone note: Not "anybody," Plot-TWISTED. Just you and your pedo-defender crew.

FWIW, by "subplots," I meant minions initially. But now that you've pivoted to sock puppets, maybe that IS what's going. Probably doesn't much matter. Just like you!

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