Tuesday, August 07, 2018

Today's Blind Items - Don't Go Outside

I think over the past several weeks or so we are getting an idea that perhaps this A list singer (EX) is not as stable as one might have previously thought. There is no question about her A list status. When she is on her game, she is incredible. That being said, she does get distracted from time to time and the more she drinks, the more she gets distracted. The more she gets distracted about a certain topic, the more violent she is likely to become. She is not going to go over to your house and hit you or anything like that, but as this permanent A list singer (BA) can attest, you can find animal feces on your doorstep or a decapitated Barbie doll that is wearing clothing remarkably similar to an outfit BA wore in the past which EX hand sewed for the doll.

There was one time EX caught her celebrity significant other cheating on her with a female singer who has had issues in the past with men who are attached. What did EX do? Splashed bright red paint (at least everyone hopes it was paint) all over every single pair of his underwear. EX then drove over the the condo where the singer was living at the time and using shoe polish wrote the word "Wh**e" on every window visible to the street.

The crazy thing is that everything she accuses others of, she has done herself, but says she gets a pass because of what they put her through.

42 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Ex-Bey?

MontanaMarriott said...

Female singer with issues with men who are attached-Whora?

MDAnderson said...

Singer with issues with people attached. Rita Ora

Nor Cal said...

Could EX be Mariah? Nick Cannon for her significant other?

sandybrook said...

Soulange Knowles, Bey, JayZ and Whora? Or Michelle Williams instead of Soulange?

MDAnderson said...

Rihanna for the other perm A singer

Tricia13 said...

Christina Aquikwra(ex)
Mariah Carey-Perm A singer?

Ophelia said...

Isn't this the plot of Lemonade?

Tricia13 said...

Her ex celeb SO-Jordan Brafman (producer):Rita for other singer?

Tricia13 said...

Or maybe Gaga-EX
Ex Taylor
Perm A singer-Madonna?

gauloise said...

EX sounds so much like gaga to me, I could see her decapitating Barbies with homemade outfits.

Celeb SO ... Taylor Kinney from the Vampire Diaries.

There have been a lot of blinds lately about her star is born movie

Tricia13 said...

*Taylor Kinney

Jon said...

That's what I read it as.

OB said...

I say Ex is Rihanna. The first sentence "not as stable as one might have previously thought" sure wouldn't apply to Bey, Mariah or Gaga.

If the entire blind was gender-neutral I'd say Swifty

UniversalEnergy said...

Not Mariah. Mariah wouldn't do stupid revenge. She'd make a song about you like Obsessed and block you out of life. It's a younger one like Beyonce or Lady Gaga.

Geeljire said...

It's blood

J said...

Not violent? That rules out Basement Solange.

Heather said...

Please don't be Pink! Please don't be Pink!

Boldblonde said...

Definitely not Mariah. She’s too classy for this. She’ll probably have a glass or a bottle of Pinot Grigio and call you a biatch instead of whore.

Thonker said...

Enty would never say gaga or taylor are „incredible“
Also not taylor since he‘s still trying to push the lesbian thing. I cant make sense of the initials used...

MDAnderson said...

Maybe EX is Katy Perry?? But enty hates her too.

J F said...

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that one of these fame whores can actually sew... that truly is amazing!

orangesoda said...

Who has been acting up in the past couple of weeks? Is Bey doing something nuts? I've not been following the news.
It's not TS or Gaga. As Thonker said, they would never be called 'incredible.'
Anyway, it's someone that Enty doesn't hate that's been acting weird recently.

Geeljire said...

The blood and hand sewn clothes scream bayou voodoo but what the fuck do I know

Bklynbaby said...

Miranda Lambert - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
all the stuff with new boyfriend -
Perm A list - Gwen Stefani (looks like a Barbie doll)


mercyprosperity said...



carrie underwood

Hunny Bunny said...

I kinda like the Miranda guess!!! This seems do-able for her... and she admittedly IS a crazy ex-girlfriend. Plus, she'd be WAY more likely to have access to animal feces & would definitely have the nerve for tossin' it on the new luvah's doorstep - I can totally see her doing that, LOL!!! I'm also thinking about all those Instagram messages M's new married boyfriend's wife keeps posting. Looks like EX is blowing up the wife's phone and the estranged hubs is getting a few calls in, too.

I cannot see Beyonce handling anything poo-like besides her hubs. Hire peeps to do it? Yes, get her hands dirty like that? No.

TerriB said...

Whoever it is, mad props for sewing those little outfits herself. Sewing is almost a lost art and working with little bitty pieces like that isn't easy!

BestMan said...

Miranda Lambert has shit kicking trash written all over her. And the money to pay them off after she does it.

AbbyRock said...

Singer with issues- let's just put names in a hat.

Amy said...

Obviously Beyonce. 'Crazy' being thrown in last paragraph and her voodoo interests are well documented on here. The doll thing is voodoo.

Kimberley said...

I immediately guessed Miranda Lambert for EX.

Unknown said...

I'm right there with you! 😂😂

AppleThief4Elliot said...

@TerriB Lol. I was trying to think of an Etsy joke.

HeatherBee said...

Is this singer 12?? Shoe polish on windows, dog poo and headless barbies sound like childish pranks and not a woman scorned. I’ve known girls that have done some serious batshit crazy mean things to their exes and their stuff.

Gator said...

Since when is Whora A list? And she's foreign born.

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Itttt said...

Absolutely agree, Amazing Quotes! You really nailed it on this blind.

Bklynbaby said...

Anyone who watched Miranda cover No Doubt's Spiderwebs the week before the divorce, wear pink hair to award shows and follow Gwen on Twitter Christmas Eve knows she is wacko

Unknown said...

Yep, it's Miranda Lambert.

Unknown said...

Could be Miranda Lambert.

Unknown said...

Could be Miranda Lambert.

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