Friday, September 14, 2018

Blind Item #15

This foreign born former A list singer who thankfully is not that high on the list any longer seemed oblivious to the black and blue breasts she was sporting beneath an open robe while getting makeup applied prior to a recent television appearance.

25 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Lily Allen

Tricia13 said...

Or Mel B

sandybrook said...

Lily Allen

Tricia13 said...

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/8475158/late-late-show-mel-b-confirms-spice-girls-reunion-tour-watch

yepthatsme said...

Dont just guess people, tell us lesser mortals what made them black and blue? Dont leave us hanging!

Former CNN Anchor Candy Crowley said...

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

Brayson87 said...

Well that can't be healthy.

Unknown said...

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She needs the other one to moan.

I can go on and on. I have a whole routine about her honeymoon.

Lonely Bastard said...

A group of deaf people got drunk on my local bar last week. Christ, you never saw such disgraceful language.

Mischief Girl said...

At first I thought this woman was battered by a significant other? But the implication is breast job, is that right?

Lu Geiger said...

Adrenaline shot?

T R said...

Looser

Bitchysoisse said...

You would think deaf people would be super quiet, right? But they're not, they're super noisy because they can't hear the racket they're making.

Danielle said...

Avril Lavigne?

MichiganMama59 said...

Everything is funny, even Helen Keller jokes, but she really was a remarkable person and outstanding motivator.


So joke away, but remember her more for what she actually achieved in life. A truly inspirational life.

orangesoda said...

Is this some kinda kinky think? The thought of Lily Allen getting her bewbs in bondage ropes is almost as bad as the the mental image of that slug Lena Dunham nude.

Jennacheryl said...

Christina Aguilera was on tv the other night...

Viking Song said...

Well said, MichiganMama.

Cree said...

Yeah, im sure she was real oblivious to the visual state of her own bresst.

Cree said...

breast*

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Unknown said...

Mariah Carey

Mad Hominem said...

Funny how people revere Helen Keller but don't even remember the name of the teacher who made it possible.

Hint: it was Anne Sullivan. Without Anne, Helen would've
been dismissed as a poo-flinging moron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Sullivan

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plot said...

Anyone who has seen the movie or a stage production of The Miracle Worker knows who Annie Sullivan is.

She's plenty immortalized. The play is mostly about her, not Keller.

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