Saturday, October 06, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #8

September 30, 2018

As I told you before all those tickets went on sale and had confirmed many many times since, you were playing the lottery whether this former A list singer solo and in a group would show up to perform. The former actress loves partying way more than performing and all the stars have to align to get her on stage.

Lauryn Hill

Blind Items Revealed #7

September 29, 2018

This for now still an A list rapper laid into her assistant on an international flight. Why? Well, because the assistant didn't want to go to jail for drug smuggling so tossed the rapper's coke in the trash before heading into the airport. The rapper wanted some during the flight and reminded the assistant about it every 30 minutes.

Cardi B

Blind Items Revealed #6

September 29, 2018

This B+/B list mostly movie actress said during a press tour that other women in Hollywood treated her badly. Yeah, because when you were younger you kept going after the women's husbands. Our actress famously had long long long affair with this permanent A+/A list mostly movie actor.

Sanaa Lathan/Denzel Washington

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 29, 2018

According to the ex before the ex, one of the reasons this A list singer passed on a gig is she needs a break from the 24/7 clinging of her boyfriend which is why she has spent so much time talking to the ex before the ex.

Big Sean/Ariana Grande/SNL/Pete Davidson

Blind Item #8

This former A- list actor turned C lister with A list name recognition turned A- lister who blew a big chance and the show with his drug addiction still has A list name recognition. He also screwed himself over because there is a record of him talking about drugs and failing drug tests and three other times he was involved in domestic violence or violence against women. I'm not sure why he decided to choose a route where all this would be brought to light.

Blind Item #7

It is going to be really interesting to see if the celebrity CEO shows up to claim the two seats set aside for him tonight at the big UFC fight. I would just keep a camera on him the whole night. My guess is he won't want to leave the coke for long, so will show up two minutes before the big fight and then bail right after. I'm waiting for him to get so messed up he forgets he is Tweeting from his mom's account.

Blind Item #6

This A list country singer with the eponymous band had a good thing going, but got blinded by the much younger woman showing interest so he bailed on the marriage. It isn't like this was the first time he cheated, but was the first time it got serious. 

Blind Item #5

Our favorite former Teen Mom turned porn star tried to get the alliterate red head thrown out of a club last night. Instead, the red head chased the former Teen Mom out to the Teen Mom's car and laid into her for the attempted kicking out. It looked like it would escalate, but the former Teen Mom just stayed put until the scene calmed down.

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 28, 2018

This foreign born still one hit wonder is still playing the game if a guy agrees to her price he must be long term and tries to corner them into it by having a pap take their picture and splashing it with a story. If only she put this much effort into her career.

Iggy Azalea

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 28, 2018

This former A- list mostly television actress who really hasn't worked since her hit cable show went off the air couldn't even buy a ticket to a Paris Fashion Week Show. Then, she started sleeping with her current significant other and everyone invited her.

Ashley Benson/Cara Delevingne

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 28, 2018

This reality star was pretty quick to pull the trigger on divorce when it was her husband as cheating. Maybe we should tell him about all the times you cheated.

JWoww

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 27, 2018

The PR folks for this former A+ list singer turned actress who steals music from those who can't challenge her, have insisted that when possible the singer be referred to as a movie icon. Umm, because of her large body of work in film????

Lady GaGa

Blind Item #4

This former A list athlete turned reality start which ruined his career turned drug user has always said he has a ton of money left from his carer. So, why was he trying to borrow six figures from his reality star ex last month.

Blind Item #3

This former naked celebrity turned wannabe reality star is cheating on her athlete turned reality star turned celebrity husband. She thinks the guy she is cheating with is single, but he isn't.

Blind Item #2

It isn't like anyone will do anything because no one wants to make the A+ list singer mad or embarrassed. Everyone does a little bribing, but usually the recipient of the bribe does not brag to the world about the wonderful bribe being given and why they are receiving it.

Blind Item #1

This late night show has that 70 something year old singer on standby because they are worried the musical performer won't be able to perform. The drug use this week has been extraordinary.

Friday, October 05, 2018

Blind Item #16

Our favorite former Disney actress turned meh adult actress/future porn star should be more careful about her Bluetooth, especially when she is DJ'ing and her phone calls go right through to the speakers and everyone hears her place her drug orders and delivery instructions. She didn't seem to care, but the dealers risking jail might.

Blind Item #15

This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor is probably A-/B+ list now because there has been no followup to that franchise of his, is already getting treatment for thinning hair. The actor everyone thinks is super hot is going to end up with Nicolas Cage hair which is why he is starting now.

Blind Item #14

This former A list comic who finds his girlfriends from high school senior photos, has been making his girlfriend find other barely legal teens for him to hook up with while she watches. 

Blind Item #13

Who gets the award for the most coke use outside a courthouse? This cable reality star. Just no shame in her game at all. It was like Saturday night in the club out there for her.

Blind Item #12

If their split is permanent, this would be a pretty quick divorce for the former A/A- list network reality star/wannabe actress who is really not all that good at acting. Apparently she and her celebrity husband have been fighting a lot as of late and have been frequently sleeping in separate houses.

Blind Item #11

#10 has someone making a positive turn in their fan interaction. On the opposite side is this alliterate former A list singer/wannabe actor who started dating a single mom a few months ago. He terrorized her. He threatened to call child protective services on her if she didn't do certain sexual things. She said he would spit on her and talk about what an awful mom she is and that her kid would probably end up in jail. He was just awful. A family member finally intervened and blocked the singer from seeing the woman any longer.

Blind Item #10

I don't have information from every single appearance she makes on television, but for the past five that I know about, this foreign born A list reality host was incredibly nice to every person she encountered and even took photos with people (which she never does). A 180 degree turn. It seems genuine too, and not something her PR team said she needed to do because everyone really disliked coming into contact with her. 

Blind Item #9

Usually this former A- list mostly television actress who got lucky twice with television shows keeps her crazy sexual escapades mostly private. She was so wasted though at a recent club that she kept trying to do get a threesome going in the VIP area of the club. No one was going for it including her boyfriend. He might be gone soon though because apparently, she is spending Halloween in Dubai. $$$.

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 27, 2018

I wrote about these two a couple weeks ago and things are even getting worse between the foreign born A- list actress and her foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor co-star. This press tour now has them doing as much as possible separately. You get the sense that they just want to say f**k off to each other and be done with it.

Claire Foy & Ryan Gosling

Four For Friday - Pimping

An actor who has fallen from some pretty big heights is this foreign born former A- list mostly movie actor. He got that high on the list, thanks to a franchise when he was younger. Since then, he has made bad choice after bad choice. If you run into him on the street, he is generally a nice guy if you want a photo. The people he isn't nice to are his employees. Oh, he has employees. They are women who he finds on the street where he buys his drugs. They tell him that he looks familiar. He throws out one or two lines from his movies and then buys them some drugs. He then convinces them to start turning tricks for him. This is where he changes in an instant. They assume he is going to be the same happy go lucky guy when they work for him.

Nope. Beatings are frequent, especially if they don't bring home enough money. He also sexually assaults them, usually using objects he finds around the house. There have been several of his employees who have required hospitalization, but they don't say anything. He is an evil person hiding behind that failed movie star facade.

Your Turn

The most bags of candy you gave away during trick or treating.

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 27, 2018

Three options. Jailed, assassinated, or whisked away to a third country. Everyone, including the subject, his host, and several other nation states know these are the options. It is basically a race between the latter two options. No one thinks the first will ever happen. If the third option occurs, look for this permanent A list female celebrity to meet him there at her first opportunity.

Julian Assange/Pamela Anderson

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 27, 2018

Just when you write about someone being off coke for a long time, they go ahead and make a public spectacle of themselves wasted on coke and booze. Such is the case for this pretty much permanent A lister and her foreign born A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend.

Katy Perry/Orlando Bloom

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 27, 2018

This alliterate former B+ list mostly television actress with A++ list name recognition has been showing her diva side and complained to one of her friends that she doesn't really like interacting with regular people but considers it part of the job.

Meghan Markle

Blind Item #8

This B+ list actress really deserves to be about a C lister at this point. I mean, she really does absolutely nothing. At this point she is surviving on that massive divorce settlement. She does have A+ list name recognition. Apparently as part of that settlement she is not allowed to talk about her ex or anything tangentially related to him. That would make for a boring interview.

Blind Item #7

Don't believe the hype. This west coast Housewife is being told to choose from some ready to go designs and is not developing or designing anything of her own, no matter how much she wants you to believe it.

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 18, 2018

Emmy Awards

Maybe she doesn't care. He says she doesn't care that he cheats. He says that she thinks it is fine. Is she allowed to cheat he is asked? No, of course not. She has to remain faithful. This was a conversation last night with that multiple late night guy about his relationship with his B+ list actress girlfriend.

Natasha Lyonne/Fred Armisen

Blind Item #6

She had called the paps to all be at a location at a certain time. The paps were all in place, but our celebrity offspring could nothing to get her foreign born former A+ list tweener significant other to wake from his drug induced state. It took nearly an hour of shaking him before he was able to emerge from the vehicle.

Blind Item #5 - Dancing Boy

Much like a certain foreign airline, I stand by my interview with the former child actress. It all took place on a recent, secret trip to Hollywood - at the McDonalds on La Cienega (we were both in disguise). I transcribed the whole thing - we argued over the McNuggets, and discussed catering on the set of that one movie back in the day (table scraps, basically) - on the back of a kid's placemat in crayon. Will post on twitter soon...

Blind Item #4

This A- list mostly movie actress who also does commercials all of you know wants her divorce finalized so she can finally show off her long time boyfriend. Apparently he has proposed and she said yes.

Blind Item #3

Multiple police reports were filed, against a low level operator, who is part of a big network of very evil people. This is only the beginning of a very bad month for many extremely sick and powerful people.  You all know all of the players, and you all know who has been working to bring them down.

Blind Item #2

Perhaps this foreign born A list athlete should focus on his fight instead of cheating on his significant other to the point he is tardy to work commitments.

Blind Item #1

Our favorite celebrity CEO is being pressured by both of his ex wives to go to rehab. Things are out of control. There were even whispers of people talking a 5150 hold.

Thursday, October 04, 2018

Blind Item #15

Interesting. Apparently the model who is hooking up with the A+ list drunk used to hook up with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family until the model got into a run in with the celebrity girlfriend of the actor.

Blind Item #14

He didn't wait to see her naked until she was legal, but at least this married A- list mostly television actor waited until she was legal to have sex with the actress who plays his daughter.

Blind Item #13

Any conversation with this former A list reality star who took that long ago reality show appearance and turned it into a fairly steady celebrity/reality career inevitably turns to a trashing of his replacements in the reboot of the show. He has nothing nice to say ever.

Blind Item #12

This former west coast Housewife "f**ked her son's teacher to get him an A for the year." She said she would do it every year if need be.

Blind Item #11

Ruh oh. Looks like this now former MTV star has learned he is not the father of the baby his significant other is carrying. With all of his issues though, he has managed to stay quiet about his other child that is the secret no one talks about, but everyone kind of knows. It would never happen now, but back then, things were different and a drunken hookup later, lips are sealed.

Blind Item #10

Two things. This network anchor wants to not only keep her job or get the top job at the network, but is also fighting to keep out the supposedly returning fallen one. Where does she get her information to get what she wants on both fronts? All the deep digs her former bosses did on all higher up on air talent at other networks. They know everything about everyone on air, including their own. An executive at her former employer has been sharing the goods on her current or future co-workers.

Blind Item #9

Don't believe the hype. There is no way on this earth that this B list celebrity offspring is going to sign any kind of agreement giving up the nine figures she thinks she is on her way to collecting in the inevitable divorce to come. Would you?

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 26, 2018

Remember when that foreign born permanent A list model threatened to sue people who said she got work done to her breasts? Then, she got caught in a lie and now would like to play the victim card years later.

Gisele Bundchen

Today's Blind Items - He Killed Her

Apparently, he confessed. He got drunk and confessed. He did so to the sister of the woman he killed who he was also sleeping with. He says he killed her because she was going to leave him and take the kids. So, since she already had issues with drugs, he just gave her a little more while she was already passed out and she never woke up.

Apparently the sister is not the first person he confessed to. He also confessed to a celebrity ex-girlfriend who is an ex-girlfriend because he told her. She thought she was the only one sleeping with him while he was married, but he was also sleeping with his wife and his sister-in-law.

At this point, the whole family knows, and has known for almost two years that he did it. That he killed this celebrity. So far though, the family is willing to sweep it under the rug for the sake of the kids. They had already come to terms with the death and even though he was the one who added the extra to kill her, they have convinced themselves she would have ended up dead anyway.

There is so much drug death in that family.

Your Turn

Any encounters with ghosts or a haunted house?

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 26, 2018

One way to avoid a drug test is to be out of the country while you are using. This appears to be the strategy of the former A- list singer turned sex and drug addict host.

Mel B

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 26, 2018

This disgraced A list director likes golden showers.

Bryan Singer

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 26, 2018

This foreign born permanent A- list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is joining forces with other women paid by this studio to try to rehabilitate this disgraced former A list mostly movie actor who should stay in exile forever.

Judi Dench/Kevin Spacey

Blind Item #8

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who dominated a genre for several years back in the day is on again/off again with his wife because of his numerous sexual assaults of her over the years. She is not the only one. A laundry list of leading ladies will tell you no woman ever wanted to work with him more than once.

Blind Item #7

This A/A- list mostly television actress who seemingly stars in every show made by this showrunner went straight to a televised event from the bed of her much much younger lover who her significant other knows nothing about.

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 25, 2018

This A list everything in her mind has a big movie box office bomb about to land. She doesn't care though. She is also glad she took the gig instead of a more high profile gig because it would have paid less, been more work and a lot more travel to promote. She is perfectly happy taking very large checks for making mediocre movies.

Jennifer Lopez in Second Act/Passed up lead in A Star Is Born

Blind Item #6

As part of a deal to keep things out of the public eye, this former A- list dual threat actor from an acting family walked away from a network show that has been nothing but problems for the network since it started. If not for the decent ratings, it would have been gone a long time ago. It has been plagued by men harassing women.

Blind Item #5

It didn't take long for our favorite alliterate model to unfollow the actor that this A+ list singer calls her boyfriend. By my count the follow fest lasted all of a month.

Blind Item #4

Just because she landed a gig in a format she swore she would never do years ago because she needs the money, doesn't mean she has kicked her drug habit. This former A- list mostly television actress just has a cheaper habit than she used to. It is more of a pills stolen from parties kind of habit now.

Blind Item #3

This A list mostly television actress who has had middling success in movies just doesn't know when to let things go. Once again, the actress from an iconic role is throwing a former co-star under the bus and blaming her for a reboot failure. In reality it is the A lister who is the hangup because of her money and diva demands.

Blind Item #2

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is trying to rehabilitate his image. Instead of apologizing for everything he still insists he doesn't take drugs and never has hit a woman.Stop the lying.

Blind Item #1

A network executive recently got into some very hot water for apparently outing this foreign born A list mostly movie actor.

Wednesday, October 03, 2018

Blind Item #15

This former B+ list mostly television actress could really use a reboot of that almost network hit which would never get at least one star back on it. She was at a recent party and is accused of stealing about $25K worth of jewels from the host.

Blind Item #14

Already having a few beers just to help him relax is what he says. This A+ list actor has not come close to rock bottom and probably never will.

Blind Item #13

The tabloids are locking down multiple women who say they have had an affair with this married former B+ list athlete/reality star. This would be a crazy divorce.

Blind Item #12

We are getting really close to the I am gay defense for this foreign born permanent A+ list athlete who is much less known here in North America. I think he would be willing to out himself. He has spoken about it before.

Blind Item #11

This former escort turned celebrity turned actress turned reality star turned celebrity turned reality star spent 20 minutes at a restaurant yesterday yelling at a pap to hurry up for a photo op. It was so awkward as people just stared at her.

Blind Item #10

Apparently this A list athlete found out that his "teammate" was trying to make the girlfriend of the A lister one of his conquests. The guy just can't keep his hands off wives and girlfriends of other athletes.

Blind Item #9

This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor has a big new movie opening. The thing is though, he is loyal to the disgraced director who "gave" him hi first break and has been skipping press and red carpets to support the director. Wrong move buddy.

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 26, 2018

This foreign born Housewife has no love lost for her co-stars and doesn't care what they think about her at all. She knows no matter what she does or says, she is one of the biggest cogs in the channel's lineups.

Lisa Vanderpump

Today's Blind Items - Prolific

More details are coming in about the exit of this foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a very hit show. There was lots of buzz, but never any real concrete answers. It turns out there are answers now, but they are coming from disparate sources. One of the sources is actually a co-star. Probably equal to or higher than the subject of our blind. He has been drunkenly telling people that our married A- lister got a woman pregnant. A woman that our drunk also hooked up with. The woman told the drunk when she was wondering what to do.

Now, at about the same time, word got back to the set that a woman was pregnant by our A- lister. At first, everyone thought it was the same woman who told the drunk. It turns out though, it is an entirely different woman. That's right, our married actor got two different women pregnant at the same time. No wonder he is leaving the show. He has to get out of town before any other pregnant women show up. His marriage is hanging by a thread. What isn't clear at this time is if both of the women are keeping their respective babies.

Your Turn

Halloween or Friday The 13th - Which franchise is better?

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 26, 2018

It goes to show that even though this foreign born B list mostly movie actress took her actor husband back multiple times after beatings and abuse at his hands, he still  left her for someone he was cheating on her with.

Mia Goth/Shia LaBeouf/FKA Twigs

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 26, 2018

I have to give this B list rapper with the horrible name and tattoos some credit for originality. He has for sure found a new way to describe an overdose on sizzurp.

Lil Xan

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 25, 2018

Apparently as much as this foreign born A/A- list model would love to marry her celebrity offspring boyfriend, his mother knows how she supplements her income and is making sure her son never asks. Yeah, like the mom didn't do that back in the day. Please.

Nina Agdal/Jack Brinkley/Christie Brinkley

Blind Item #8

A few weeks ago, I told you this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actress in her own country was fine. The B/B- list actress here was going to have to pay penance with a new sponsor. Meanwhile, her old sponsor is now dead or at least headed that way because of his massive theft from people higher than him on the government ladder. 

Blind Item #7

Ahh, you knew it wouldn't be long before this former tween actress from back in the day turned reality star turned host would cheat on her husband. With who, you ask? The very old head of the company that is in overall charge of her mos current gig. 

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 25, 2018

This B+ list singer who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said she would probably end up in jail for at least assault if she was required to work with this female former A+ list tweener again. They despise each other and arrangements have been made to keep them far apart should a forced reunion become necessary.

Jennifer Hudson/Miley Cyrus

Blind Item #6

The producers of this network reality show wanted someone gone because they were tired of actually having to be nice and accommodating. So, they made up a reason and said buh bye. Jerks.

Blind Item #5

This A list singer wants to be a part of a charity concert paying tribute to her ex. So far, none of the organizers want her to be a part. Right now at least, they are not fans of the singer and also feel she would make everything about her, rather than her ex.

Blind Item #4

Apparently if you date rape an A-/B+ list mostly television actress, you get to land yourself a new role in a pretty big upcoming movie.

Blind Item #3

That underage loving one named producer/rapper/reality star knows all of his settlements with the underage teens he sexually assaulted are going to be revealed if he complies with certain requests. There are a lot.

Blind Item #2

It wouldn't shock me at all to see the significant other of this former A+ list athlete turned reality star turned celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity be kicked to the curb because she has been telling tales out of school of the nature of her relationship with the former A lister.

Blind Item #1

This one named new release for the weekend already sucks, so the efforts of a group of people to discredit it, is probably not necessary. That being said, they are being encouraged in their course of action by this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/actress.

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

Blind Item #15

The story is very touching and some of it might even be true, but there is no way this former A+ list rapper can write a seven figure check and not have it bounce. 

Blind Item #14

Considering the four bodyguards surrounding the former A- list syndicated actress turned celebrity were all Russian, I guess we know it is not them trying to kill her or her soon to be reunited boyfriend.

Blind Item #13

This foreign born A list superhero is talking total lies. He likes to pretend he is some type of common guy when, in reality he got rid of any of his old friends from school and anyone who is a regular person gets the cold shoulder. This is of course unless you are an 18-21 year old who will sleep with him despite him being married.

Blind Item #12

I fear that this B-/C+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list a-hole is going to crash and burn in her sobriety when she finds out the guy she is madly in love with is expecting a baby with a woman he hooked up with two months ago.

Blind Item #11

That foreign born anonymous stick handler has already got her new A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend to cough up $100K which she says is for an experimental art project. Yeah. The project is her bank account.

Blind Item #10

One of the enablers of the disgraced director who is basically his heir apparent and knew everything the disgraced director was doing is hosting a political fundraiser. Sounds sketchy.

Blind Item #9

You know what every award season needs? A good showmance. This award season we have a celebrity offspring of an A lister and the guy she will be calling her boyfriend for the next 4+ months who is an A- list mostly movie actor and will be nominated for all the big awards this year.

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 25, 2018

In a recent interview this foreign born alliterate sometime actress didn't deny she played a role in the murder of this A list celebrity. She also confirmed what I have previously written about his cheating. Does she know with whom? I think she does, which makes this all the more interesting.

Asia Argento/Anthony Bourdain

Today's Blind Items - Just Relax

Over the past two years, this foreign born former A- list singer in his own country who was much lower here despite his name recognition has been responsible for the deaths of at least five women. These women would all be alive if they had not met him. He would meet them online or dating apps. He would get to know them and date them and sleep with them, which is scary enough when it comes to him. He would tell them he wanted to move on to the next step with them, but to do that, they had to share in his lifestyle. He wanted them to use heroin with him. Most said no and he broke up with them then and there. The ones who did stay are for the most part dead. There are two women who used it with him once or twice and then got away as quickly as they could.

Our singer gets them hooked and makes them do more and more to earn their fixes. When he gets bored, he gives them a little too much and they fade off to nothingness. How does he get away with it all? This is a guy who years ago sold himself to so many powerful men and knows all their secrets. Their world of privilege would come crashing down. So, the deaths are noted as accidental overdoses. They just all seem to have happened with our singer presiding over them.

Your Turn

Blair Witch Project or Paranormal Activity?

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 25, 2018

This alliterate A list reality star tried to have cameras brought into a recent show to once again try to created the illusion that she is super close to this permanent A list couple. Once again, she was denied.

Kim Kardashian (Jay Z Beyonce concert at Rose Bowl)

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 25, 2018

This A- list comic actress just keeps buying jokes and material from others and passes them off as her own.

Amy Schumer

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 24, 2018

Apparently this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee got on the phone and yelled at the publicist to this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actor. No more trying to set them up as a couple in the media. She is sick of it.

Charlize Theron/Alexander Skarsgard

Blind Item #8

"Where is the coke bi**es," is what this Bravo bar reality star said at the premiere after party for this sure to be a big hit movie. She has always been so classy.

Blind Item #7

Interesting that this male former teacher to the celebrity offspring of an A++ lister quit his job and moved to be the private tutor to the offspring which puts him in daily contact with the married woman he was supposedly having an affair with for much of the past several years.

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 24, 2018

This former tweener turned A- lister still has some muscle issues with the lower left side of her face. Apparently that ex-boyfriend she thought was so close has been sharing some details to his friends.

Demi Lovato

Blind Item #6

This A list show runner is lying when he says he doesn't remember saying a ton of inappropriate remarks. OK, maybe the former cable king doesn't remember, but every other person involved or within ear shot remembers.

Blind Item #5

Don't believe the hype this A list politician is trying to spread. Everyone knows he prefers men but that doesn't play on the stage he wants the next couple of years.

Blind Item #4

This disgraced comedian who should stay in his corner paid several dozen people to watch a recent set just so he could try and convince other places to let him play.

Blind Item #3

This alliterate director sent out a casting notice for hundreds of children for a reboot of a classic when no kids are necessary for the movie.

Blind Item #2

This foreign born alliterate model is not trying to get on the reality show back in her home country, but is sleeping with a producer who casts the show in Spain. 

Blind Item #1

This MTV star who did double duty between the long running competition show and the show hosted by the former almost A- list mostly movie actress says her "boss" on the show was always trying to pimp her out and didn't understand why she didn't want to be with guys for money.

Monday, October 01, 2018

Blind Item #15

You know that writer/actor/serial cheater/never saw a woman he didn't want to have sex with even while he was married to the actress all of you know? Yeah, that guy. Apparently one of his very good friends has been known to break a law or two and that friend was along for the ride so to speak this weekend with the writer/actor. There was a very large burglary that occurred there this weekend. You don't think? I mean it is what the friend specializes in.

Blind Item #14

This former A+ list model turned A- list actress turned more celebrity/model than actress says she heard her daughter once having sex because her daughter pocket dialed her. Our actress said she wanted to hang up, but just kept listening.

Blind Item #13

This A list everything in her mind had her people make sure everything was superlatives. Record breaking, highest grossing, biggest attendance, but there were no qualifiers given. They made up things and knew the tabloids would print them and they were right.

Blind Item #12

This married foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was the threesome partner for this acting couple who knows heir way around a threesome. An actor who is B+ and his B list actress girlfriend who comes from acting royalty.

Blind Item #11

She can say what she wants to her current boyfriend, but this A+/A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee still sexts and sends pics to her foreign born A- list mostly movie actor ex. So, when she says things are platonic, they are not.

Blind Item #10

So far the studio bosses haven't heard and it isn't like the people of this A- list mostly movie actor are going to run them and tell secrets. They do not want the actor to lose this monster role in a long awaited sequel. Apparently our actor shoved a drag queen and called him several homophobic slurs because he thought the drag queen got to close to him at a club where the drag queen was performing with others. Our actor had been brought there by his girlfriend. After the incident he grabbed her by the arm and said they were leaving. She said she didn't want to go and he told her to f**k off and make her own way home. 

Blind Item #9

Back in the day they would hook up from time to time, but now this former A+ list tweener actress turned B list adult actress has come to the conclusion her sister sleeps with the actor boyfriend of the actress more than the actress does.

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 24, 2018

How many drugs do you think it would take for the average person to want to have sex with this singer turned woman beater? Well, apparently that amount was reached by our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress who will literally do anything or anyone to keep those tracks coming.

Chris Brown/Rita Ora

Today's Blind Items - The Dancing Boys of Hollywood, Part 1 - A Dancing Boy Blind Item

This, friends, is the title of the very dancing boy project. It is a ten minute documentary short, being shot in secret, and to be included at the opening of the first dancing boy stage play, "The Dancing Boy of Hollywood: An American Tragedy." It concerns how the practice of child sex trafficking, originating in Afghanistan, was brought to Hollywood in the 1970s - I've finally gotten the inside story.

Just now though I want to talk about another dancing boy. Early this morning I wrote him an apology. The last time we saw each other in person - the summer of 1992 - I sat pale and silent, staring through the windshield of my parked car as he told me his own story of abuse. I said nothing afterward either, just nodded. I wanted him to know, after all these years, that I understood - that I remembered it all.

He is the subject of the second dancing boy feature, "The Little Drummer Boy." For years after the events that will be depicted in the film, he was a priest. Not anymore. In fact, before too long he will playing himself in the saga.

He's kept a low profile in adulthood - I'll discuss more about what he did coming up later - but was photographed in 2014 by a reporter for a major urban tabloid, the one with a numerically named gossip site. It was for a party in conjunction with a literal horse race. His first name, albeit not his stage name, is the same as a saint.

Here is the letter:

Hi *******,

My apologies for addressing you by your stage name, but sometimes it's easier to talk about things this way.

I wanted to let you know that all those years ago when I sat, stone-faced, as you told me your story, it wasn't indifference - it was horror. I was literally unable to unlock my jaw, and speak even a word. It was the pain of my own experience, and my absolute sympathy for you. I heard you - every word of it.

How will you know? I will recount it, not word for word, but every detail for sure.

It happened when you were twelve, you said, and touring parts of the country over summer break with a musical theater group - you even got to spend five days in Ireland. I remember it being church-related, not the Catholic Church, but the other church that many in the community attended simultaneously. It was an ultra-orthodox, breakaway Catholic church that rejected the reforms of Vatican II.

You were there that day to rehearse your role as a singing altar boy, but after flubbing a line, cursed under your breath. The priest at the piano stopped then and there, and pointed at the door. You knew what meant: confession.

The other boys watched silently as you left the room, and walked down the hall, stopping at the lockers where you and your fellow players stored their street clothes. You opened yours and unzipped your backpack, taking out a flask of whiskey. You drank until it was gone.

By the time you got to the booth you felt seasick, you said, and half-incoherent. You barely remember what you said, only that you confessed not just to the swearing but to the drinking and the feelings you were starting to have for one of your classmates.

Unexpectedly, the priest came out afterward, and invited you back to his office. He had a smile on his face.
Once there, you made small talk - about family and school, the musical, your travels. He had been to Ireland once, as a young priest. Everything is green, he said.

Then he picked up the phone and made a call. It was to one of his fellow priests, and for some reason he was speaking in Spanish. (He wasn't himself Latino, but had learned the language to serve the growing Latino community. You weren't yet in junior high, and didn't understand a word of it.)

A short time later, two priests arrived, and one of them instructed you to get on your knees and put your hands above your head. You stood up and went for the door, but one of the priests stepped in front of it, and pointed a stun gun at you. You put your hands up, but he shocked you anyhow. You remembered the stinging sensation over all your body, and how you couldn't stay standing. You fell to the floor, where they cuffed your wrists and ankles.

One of them helped you up, and told you you were being remanded into their custody. It was a diversionary program, they said, meant to keep troubled kids from ending up in juvenile hall. (You had heard rumors of it, you said, but no one spoke of what happened there.)

Hobbled by the restraints, they walked you down the hall, then down a flight of stairs. An armed security guard stood in front of a locked door beneath the church complex.

"Intake?" he said.

"Yes," one of the priests replied.

He unlocked the steel door and you were led down another hall and into a small room, the door locked behind you. One of the priests removed your handcuffs and leg irons and ordered you to undress to your briefs. You did as you were told, remembering the cold of the room, and wanting nothing more than to be home, in bed, asleep. Another priest quipped that they were out of jumpsuits. "What a shame," the first said. "It looks like he'll have to perform this way."

With that, the third priest opened an interior door, which led onto a stage, the curtain drawn; there was a single microphone, and a separate curtain-enclosed space. You were pushed out onto the stage and the door shut behind you. The first notes of one of your numbers started. Then, the curtain opened. Two dozen men, maybe more you said, and many of them prominent members of the church and community, were seated in the audience. Some of them cheered when they saw you.

You stood there, stone-faced, and pale with terror. But you knew, somehow, that you were supposed to perform. And on cue, you sang the song - beginning to end.

When it was over, the men cheered and whistled, and one of the priests - all three by now had entered the space through the audience door - stepped up on stage, and thanked the men for attending. Then, he said, it was time for the main attraction.

With that, he opened the interior curtain to reveal an apparatus, imported from Singapore, he said, and used in judicial canings there. A security guard came forward and gripped your wrist, so hard it hurt. He led you toward it, where your waist was pressed against a horizontal bar, and your upper body forced over it. Your wrists were restrained to a separate, lower bar, and your ankles to another one.

The priest was handed a cane and the men cheered. He pulled down your briefs to you ankles and they cheered again. And then it began, so many times you said you stopped counting. By the end of it you had blacked out - from drink, from fear, from pain - and all you remember next is waking up in a small cell in a regulation blue jumpsuit and new white briefs.
You laid there, your bottom stinging, for what you thought must have been several hours, watching by a moving, closed circuit camera. Your eyes followed it from time to time. Finally, your cell door opened, and in came your favorite priest from the parish - he had been your mentor since you were eight. He could always make you laugh, you said.

He was apologetic too, saying he didn't approve of this kind of discipline. He brought you a sandwich, along with candy and soda. You ate it all eagerly (you had missed breakfast that day).

"When do I get to leave here?" you asked.

"That isn't up to me," he said, gently strumming your hair, "but I might be able to put in a good word for you."

With that, he began to touch you, first through your jumpsuit, then after undressing you to your underwear, that way too. Before it was all over, he had inserted his finger into you as he did it.

And that was the end: of not just your time in church custody, but your childhood itself. You told no one, not parents, friends, or even the therapist they sent you to when you started acting out. It wasn't a private hell - it was a secret one.

And I'm so sorry - that I couldn't be there for you then, couldn't have stopped it from happening. I'm so sorry that you, like me, became one of them: a dancing boy of Hollywood.

Be well, and good to yourself ******* ******* *****.

Kindly,

***** ********

Your Turn

Waffles/Pancakes/French Toast - which is your favorite?

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 24, 2018

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress has a new reality show coming out. In it, she pretends she has a boyfriend her age or a little more. The club owner. Nope. She didn't want the cameras to show off the 70 year old guy who is the owner's father and who she really is in bed with every night.

Lindsay Lohan

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 24, 2018

Apparently this network is not going to let something like an arrest keep them from having this former one season wonder turned part of the nation against her. If she does ever become single again, they will have her on their family of shows.

Amanda Stanton/The Bachelor

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 24, 2018

People are acting all surprised this probable flash in the pan A list rapper got drunk after an event overseas. The surprise would have been if she hadn't got wasted. The only positive is she couldn't find any coke that night.

Cardi B

Blind Item #8

This barely legal A- list mostly television actress who gets that high based on the new show, rather than much she has done the past year or two recently went on social media to hit on this actor. In private, he messaged her and they made plans to meet. Her crush turned into a nightmare as he sexually assaulted her after she kept saying no.

Blind Item #7

The PR team of this foreign born A- list mostly television actress continues to work the tabloids like a glove. Calculated leaks to make it look like her wedding is still going on, but no actual details or quotes. Please, if something like this was really happening, they would be breathless to give out details.

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 24, 2018

This popular at Christmas singer is trying to make himself look bigger by denying something no one ever asked him about his relationship with a permanent A list singer. The way he cheated on her and treated her like crap, of course he was not who she referred to as the one who got away.

Josh Groban/Katy Perry

Blind Item #6

This former A+ list singer turned reality judge reduced to not selling out her tiny casino tour is making fans angry by increasing merch prices at each stop to try and make up for the lack of ticket sales. 

Blind Item #5

O think even the most loyal of tabloids have given up trying to create girlfriends for this closeted former A+ list boy bander turned A- list solo singer. Now, the most they do are just pretend the boyfriends don't exist by not mentioning them even when they are out together.

Blind Item #4

This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is not only paying for everything in her relationship with her celebrity boyfriend but is also getting cheated on.

Blind Item #3

Apparently even though this initialed A- list rapper/reality star is cheating on his wife for the millionth time, he knows she won't leave him because she signed a post nup for a flat amount of money which won't let her keep living the way she does now.

Blind Item #2

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress sure does believe in keeping some family members employed. One of her relatives is acting as her "manager," and makes all her appointments and collects the cash.

Blind Item #1

This A list reality star spent two hours on a conference call yesterday with the same lawyer who handled her previous divorce. All totaled, there were six people on the call all discussing steps to be taken and how they can be implemented on short notice. The writing is on the wall with her celebrity husband. 

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #8

September 24, 2018

Friends of this A list mostly television actress who has had the same job for a very long time on this network hit says she told them she is leaving the show. That casts doubt on whether the show will continue then.

Ellen Pompeo

Blind Items Revealed #7

September 23, 2018

You know what didn't make the news? The fact that this client of the drug dealer of the alliterate dead rapper had another client die of really strange circumstances this past week.

Mac Miller

Blind Items Revealed #6

September 23, 2018

The boyfriend of this permanent A list "singer" wants a raise before he will marry her.

Britney Spears

Blind Items Revealed #5

September 23, 2018

Did you see what the A+ lister chose to sing the night after the home town stop of this alliterate model? Interesting choice for the acoustic song of the night. Oh, those lyrics.

Taylor Swift/Karlie Kloss/Speak Now (about stopping a wedding)

Blind Item #8

Apparently this newly "married" couple who did it for the cameras are not even living together. The actress/reality star gave one story while her "husband" gave another. Oh, the look she gave him when he got the story wrong to reporters.

Blind Item #7

There is no way this A list singer can go on tour right now. Her label and her management team and promoters want her out here supporting her record. They have experience keeping people sober enough to perform. She wants no part of it though and it is costing everyone millions of dollars.

Blind Item #6

That cheating husband to a A- list celebrity says he isn't giving up on winning the celebrity back, but when you are swiping right on women and inviting them to your place, it seems like the effort isn't really there.

Blind Item #5

First, the victim left this hit pay cable show. Now, the person who was behind it all is also leaving the show. The gap between departures was supposed to make it look like they were unrelated. It will be interesting to see if the show can survive the two departures.

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 23, 2018

Love how this foreign born A+ list rapper/singer is trying to make the world think he got a bad case of the flu or something and was a victim in his recent illness rather than what it really was. He has them wrapped around his finger. They don't care about the potential crimes he is involved in or his "sickness."

Drake

Blind Items Revealed #3

September 23, 2018

The sexual harassment and drugs and staff fights have all led to the cancellation of an other wise OK talk show. The host though, just is toxic in the way he deals with others.

Steve Harvey

Blind Items Revealed #2

September 23, 2018

This foreign born A list rapper has it in for this other A list rapper to the extent the foreign born one not only hires online trolls, but also real life flesh and blood trolls who pretend to be other people and give interviews to magazines to spread the hate.

Nicki Minaj/Cardi B

Blind Items Revealed #1

August 25, 2018

The CEO has been forced by his Board to give up the charade much sooner than expected. He lied when he told everyone he had funding less than 3 weeks ago.  Securities fraud charges are coming.  He will be leaving the company shortly.

Elon Musk (it took barely over a month from the time of the blind)

Blind Item #4

She wasn't paid to go yachting while she was in the country famous for it. That doesn't mean she didn't have a line of suitors all eager to replace her last boyfriend. The stories he told about her were legendary which is why he tried so hard to win her back. Once you get on her bad side though, there is no coming back from it, at least intimately. 

Blind Item #3

When you are just below Footman #3 in the credits they don't even let you usually walk the red carpet, unless of course you are this foreign born mostly movie actor who had a PR team worthy of an A+ lister make people think he was the star. Look what happens when you have an A+ list singer you call your girlfriend.

Blind Item #2

As I told you before all those tickets went on sale and had confirmed many many times since, you were playing the lottery whether this former A list singer solo and in a group would show up to perform. The former actress loves partying way more than performing and all the stars have to align to get her on stage. 

Blind Item #1

There is nothing more this late night drug addict would like than to tie himself to his A list girlfriend for life whether by hook or by crook. So, don't believe what he says are "jokes,"are actually jokes.

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