Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Today's Blind Items

Kristen Renton seems to match #2 perfectly.January...

2008-08-03T19:16:00.000-07:00

Kristen Renton seems to match #2 perfectly.

January
32. Kristen Renton (Morgan Hollingsworth) 2

February
35. Kristen Renton (Morgan Hollingsworth) 2

March
20. Kristen Renton (Morgan Hollingsworth) 6

April
22. Kristen Renton (Morgan Hollingsworth) 6

May
27. Kristen Renton (Morgan Hollingsworth) 4

June
10. Kristen Renton (Morgan Hollingsworth) 13

July
4. Kristen Renton (Morgan Hollingsworth) 13

The number left of her name was her episode ranking on the show - and you'll note that in June, the same time this blind item came out, she suddenly exploded into a front burner storyline.

Meanwhile, Rachel Melvin's episode numbers have held steady, with between 10-15 episodes per month.

Only one actress skyrocketed up the ladder with more air time.

blankprincess - CYBORG??? And I thought Y&R was si...

2008-06-28T06:15:00.000-07:00

blankprincess - CYBORG??? And I thought Y&R was silly. At least they haven't gotten into vampire teens from outerspace and cyborgs. Just incest - because with everyone switching partners, someone is bound to marry their own cousin. Oh, that already happened ...

Anyway, I'm sure Chelsea is a good blow and takes it up the ass, hence her rise to the top.

Tee hee. I know this one og gm!Laura is actually i...

2008-06-26T19:57:00.000-07:00

Tee hee. I know this one og gm!

Laura is actually in a catatonic state of psychomotor disassociation that started with a psychotic break when she realized that she had murdered her stepfather in a fit of rage (only she didn't really murder him). She came out of it briefly due to a miracle drug that Dr. Robin found just in time for Luke and Laura to remarry on their 25th anniversary. However, because the problem is now physical rather than psychological, the cure lasted only about a month and she went catatonic again after saying goodbye to her children and husband. She actually does have one grandchild--Nikolas' son Spencer, who has aged to about five years in the space of two (and has been played by at least six different kids). However, her daughter Lulu has had an abortion, and Lucky thought he was baby Jake's father for a short while until he realized that Liz had sort of cheated on him with the cyborg. SO, Laura's kids definitely are able and trying to procreate.

As for the Days BI, it is totally the chick who plays Chelsea. She is amazingly ugly, annoying, untalented, scary scrawny, and just icky. Plus, her character is evil. Her spoiled whiny selfish crybaby ass killed her own baby half-brother. Gross!

And BTW, I have a seriously studious job during the day and I just finished my Ph.D. while still working full time. I just use my DVR very well!

OK, I'm leaving. :)

actually, laura is in a coma. oh, i did not just k...

2008-06-26T15:02:00.000-07:00

actually, laura is in a coma. oh, i did not just know that.

No clue on daytime soaps haven't watch them in 20 ...

2008-06-26T12:11:00.000-07:00

No clue on daytime soaps haven't watch them in 20 years. But, I bet if I turned one on it would be at the same story line. Same people bedding the same people. Laura from GH must have grandchildren by now.

jagerlilly, I was only poking fun. I didn't say we...

2008-06-26T09:03:00.000-07:00

jagerlilly, I was only poking fun. I didn't say we were all jobless hobos.

only some of us are!

i called my satellite dish people last night & added on a dvr. you guys should go into sales.

Hillbilly heroin = oxycontin. Which is an odd name...

2008-06-26T08:54:00.000-07:00

Hillbilly heroin = oxycontin. Which is an odd name because oxys cost about 10x more than heroin at about 3/4 the potency. I never understood that nickname for them.

Regardless, it's Annie's beard, the Italian Zach Braff.

And I bet he was goin through some wicked withdrawals in the courtroom this morning, and that's why he had to be taken to the hospital. Bet the judge loved it when he threw up all over the prosecutor.

#2 I LOVE Rachel Melvin, and I REALLY hope it's no...

2008-06-26T07:28:00.000-07:00

#2 I LOVE Rachel Melvin, and I REALLY hope it's not her. I'm going with "Morgan" - Kristen Renton, or possibly "Ava" - Tamara Braun.

1) Yeah. Donatello Michaelangelo Raphael for the f...

2008-06-26T03:26:00.000-07:00

1) Yeah. Donatello Michaelangelo Raphael for the first one. *yaaawnnn.*

I'm more interested in this dead celebrity rumor! I kinda think that if Liz died, she'd IMMEDIATELY want the world to know -- like, the Nightly News would have been showing old clips of White Diamonds commercials and a slideshow of her former spouses and whatnot already.

Paul Newman has lung cancer. Ummm. It's probably him. I've watched two grandparents perish from that shit, and my boyfriend's dad is dying from the same disease at this very moment.

So: quit smoking, people (if you do). Because I like you!

ANYWAY:

I thought that Days of Our Lives was pretty rad when A) Marlena was possessed by Satan, and B) Kristen suddently turned into PSYCHO BUCKTOOTHED COALBUCKET Susan! Remember that? Baby Elvis?! I used to pee my pants laughing at that dialogue. Eileen Davidson is one of my favorite performers of ALL. FREAKING. TIME. Isn't she really a dude, though?

I used to watch DoOL every once in a while during high school; it came on exactly when I got home and there was no one around to shame me for viewing it instead of, oh, doing my homework or whatever. I also didn't have a job, of course (kidding, folks). Ahhh, those WERE the days! :-)

I'd love to write for a soap opera, to be honest. It sounds easy and pretty hilarious. Just recycle some plots and toss some incest or midgets into 'em.

"I'd lean towards Kristen Renton considering she i...

2008-06-25T23:16:00.000-07:00

"I'd lean towards Kristen Renton considering she is one heck of a pointless character yet seems to get a lot of attention during the show."

I like this guess, too.

Also, to the "it's called a job!" person, I go to grad school and am lucky enough to have afternoons off. And some people work non 9-5 schedules. Chill. If you're reading and commenting gossip websites all day, you're hardly in a position to judge.

Who asked for Daytime Soap gossip? We don't even ...

2008-06-25T20:14:00.000-07:00

Who asked for Daytime Soap gossip? We don't even know their names. Now former soap stars like Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are great on gossip.

Long-time lurker, first time poster.Cash, Ed Scott...

2008-06-25T20:07:00.000-07:00

Long-time lurker, first time poster.

Cash, Ed Scott is married to Melodie Thomas Scott (Niki) from Y&R. More gossip abounds!

Now that it's pretty much clear that NO ONE CARES ...

2008-06-25T19:50:00.000-07:00

Now that it's pretty much clear that NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS BLIND, I'm going to put my 72 cents in. :)

I have ZERO insights on soap stars (I don't watch), but I AM willing to waste valuable minutes of my life researching other peoples' guesses! .....Sooooo -- based on the names thrown out for #2 thus far -- I put Rachel Melvin ("Chelsea" on Days) at the top of the list, followed by Shelley Hennig (Stephanie on "Days")... Kristen Renton (Morgan on Days) has been on less than 50 eps, so she's ruled out. (RM and SH both have well over 100 eps under their belts/thongs.)

I give RM the slight edge for 2 reasons: 1) She really DID come out of "nowhere" -- as opposed to SH, who was Miss Teen USA 2004. (Don't laugh! RM's sole accomplishment in 2004 was playing "teen girl" on one episode of the soon-to-be-canceled/forgotten "Summerland.") 2) Rachel's sudden prominence on Days is a bit more dramatic/suspicious than SH's. RM made her "debut" on Jan. 3, 2005 -- one of a whopping 3 appearances that year (last was May 12). After a 7-month dry spell, she returned for a 3-episode stint in January 2006 -- followed by another 10 months of .............. crickets ...........

In November, she came back for exactly ONE episode (Nov. 15, 2006). ...Must've been a helluva performance, though, cuz somebody clearly recognized that her "talents" were being sorely under-utilized. ...Within a month, she'd been written into another five eps, followed by thirteen episodes in January 2007(!) Since then she's averaged 13-16 eps/month. ...In comparison, Shelley's emergence on Days was a bit steadier/more predictable. She started in April 2007 (3 eps), followed by 6 eps in May, and it's grown from there. (She now averages 10-13 eps/month.)

Whew! Hard to believe I have NO freakin' clue who these people even ARE, isn't it??

Sigh... :)

That's it--from now on, he shall be called "Raffea...

2008-06-25T18:52:00.000-07:00

That's it--from now on, he shall be called "Raffealo Bladidada".

Ok got my illegal narcotics sorted- HH is oxy, not...

2008-06-25T18:48:00.000-07:00

Ok got my illegal narcotics sorted- HH is oxy, not meth.And is an opiate.
Raffelolo has been naughty.

#1 cannot be Raffeololo, news said he tested + for...

2008-06-25T18:43:00.000-07:00

#1 cannot be Raffeololo, news said he tested + for opiates. Hilbilly Heroin is METH not opiates. Cant be him. Who else is in jail recently?
Nick Hogan?
Blaaake Winehouse?

Actually, the spaceship was NOT a spaceship. It wa...

2008-06-25T18:32:00.000-07:00

Actually, the spaceship was NOT a spaceship. It was part of Stefano's evil plan to take down the Brady's. Duh? Just kidding. I can't watch anymore either.

Although, the best time ever on Days was when Marlena was the serial killer and, before that, when she was possessed. She was never funnier or more interesting. She choked Grandma Brady by shoving Grandma's own famous homemade donuts down her throat and licked the sugar off her fingers while she chuckled about it. Those were good times. Marlena usually makes me want to gouge out my eyes when she smiles and is so virtuous. Bleck.

(BTW--Grandma wasn't really dead, she was on an island that was an exact replica of Salem with the rest of the murder victims. Another evil plan by Stefano. He is tricky.)

I quit watching after that because Ivan knocked down the NBC tower, so I couldn't watch it at work anymore. The spell was broken after that. I am healed now.

alan, Levin Rambin is on AMC, which is on ABC.And ...

2008-06-25T18:21:00.000-07:00

alan, Levin Rambin is on AMC, which is on ABC.

And I hope whoever said Michael Knight & Jacob Young are WRONG!

Also, some of us tape shows during "working hours" - don't hate!

Some of you crack me up - "it's called a job, peop...

2008-06-25T17:52:00.000-07:00

Some of you crack me up - "it's called a job, people.". Ummmm, you're posting here during the day...so you don't watch soaps, that's cool, but some of us who catch the occassional show aren't any less of a human than you, my dear.

If not Liz, maybe it's Zsa Zsa, although describin...

2008-06-25T17:48:00.000-07:00

If not Liz, maybe it's Zsa Zsa, although describing her as "beloved" is pushing it.

While there have been many rumors of Ingo Rademach...

2008-06-25T17:33:00.000-07:00

While there have been many rumors of Ingo Rademacher's sexuality, he recently became engaged to a woman from Hawaii he's been dating for 2-3 years and they are expecting their first child next month. Not that this means anything but who knows?

#2 def. seems like it would be one of the younger gals from Days of our Lives.

Cannot figure out # 3

SOOO, NO OFFICIAL DEATHS YET, HUH? WELL, I'M GOING...

2008-06-25T16:56:00.000-07:00

SOOO, NO OFFICIAL DEATHS YET, HUH? WELL, I'M GOING HOME FOR THE DAY. TATA. TRY NOT TO STEAL MY NAME ANYMORE, GOSSIP MONGER!

Someone started a fake story that Jared the Subway...

2008-06-25T16:47:00.000-07:00

Someone started a fake story that Jared the Subway diet guy died.

Thought of that, too, CM, when I saw it on ONTDidn...

2008-06-25T16:43:00.000-07:00

Thought of that, too, CM, when I saw it on ONTDidn't. No way I'm watching it!!!

Someone mentioned reading Perez Hilton. Did you al...

2008-06-25T16:29:00.000-07:00

Someone mentioned reading Perez Hilton. Did you also see that Verne Troyer (Mini Me) had a sex tape "stolen". Wasn't this a blind item in the last couple of weeks about a celeb that would have a tape "stolen" but it was really their own doing?