Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Nicolas Cage In Trouble With IRS

Sure he should beef up security but wouldn't getti...

2008-02-25T11:43:00.000-08:00

Sure he should beef up security but wouldn't getting an Uzi be more practical? OK, not joking, he gets to write off anything he uses for business up to the extent it is used for business. If he's just partying in the jet, with coke and the ladies, that time is not a write off. Hope this helps!!

Jason Schwartzman's brother, Robert (Carmine) Schw...

2008-02-23T09:57:00.000-08:00

Jason Schwartzman's brother, Robert (Carmine) Schwartzman is in the band Rooney. Their bus caught on fire in Atlanta.

Ah, found the blind!
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/07/todays-blind-items-part-two.html

I think Nicolas Cage is a-list. He opens movies o...

2008-02-23T08:42:00.000-08:00

I think Nicolas Cage is a-list. He opens movies on his own or headlines them.

I'm not a fan tho.

oops. I meant that Eva is nowhere near as famous a...

2008-02-22T20:43:00.000-08:00

oops. I meant that Eva is nowhere near as famous as Nic, of course.

:D

I think we can all agree that Ent describes certai...

2008-02-22T20:42:00.000-08:00

I think we can all agree that Ent describes certain people as A list that are nowhere near "A" in most peoples eyes. Case in point: The Eva Mendes in Starbuck BI. Now, Nic is nowhere near as famous as Nic Cage and hasnt got a resume that comes close. That said, I think the Jet BI is definitely about Nic Cage, especially after his 'didnt know he had a jet, did you?" comment.

gayla, you're not a dork, LOL, but his cousin Jaso...

2008-02-22T19:35:00.000-08:00

gayla, you're not a dork, LOL, but his cousin Jason Schwartzmann is in a band called Phantom Planet. Didn't hear about this blind before but the I'd say we have a winner, the pieces all fit. I don't know what Phantom Planet is doing now but a few years ago they were the hot band for like 5 minutes and were touring a lot.

Wouldn't having a man break into your house in New...

2008-02-22T19:03:00.000-08:00

Wouldn't having a man break into your house in Newport Beach, naked, wearing your leather jacket cause you to increase your security. I am not a huge fan of Nic Cage's, he grew up in Napa and when it suited him threw the family name, Coppola around, and was a huge, self entitled ass around town. But if I had a naked, clothes stealing stranger in my home with my family there I would be beefing up on security post haste. I write off travel and meals too for business so I am not sure what that's about. Don't Ent Lawyers write off most of their stuff too?

Thanks, Gayla. Now I know the one you're talking ...

2008-02-22T17:50:00.000-08:00

Thanks, Gayla. Now I know the one you're talking about, but I can't remember the band members name, either. Wait, I just looked it up on imdb and think it's Jason Schwartzman.

I wonder the same thing. I don't think Cage is at all A list anymore. I really wish EL would help us out by coming out with a list of people HE feels are A list, B list, C list, etc.

It is a blind she's referring to, something about ...

2008-02-22T17:22:00.000-08:00

It is a blind she's referring to, something about a band wanting a new bus but the only problem was that their old bus was still in the name of one of the band member's famous cousins. So the bus 'suddenly' got caught on fire and was passed off as a fan prank. And they got a brand new bus (bought by either the cousin or some other family member, can't remember which).

And I'm a dolt so I have no idea who Nic Cage is related to that is in a band.

Is Nic Cage a case for permanent A-list? His status now is not A-list but he was A-list long enough that I can see someone still thinking he is even though he does shit movies these days.

I still have a special place in my heart for Peggy Sue Got Married though. Not gonna lie. It was the first movie I ever saw.

Cage has been known to be a tool for years. I thi...

2008-02-22T15:01:00.000-08:00

Cage has been known to be a tool for years. I think the only one who feels he has a goody goody public image is him. That's why he went after Kathleen Turner.

Alpine Summer! That sounds like a blind you're referring to. Is it or am I confused?

Was one of those gifts a tour bus for his cousin?

2008-02-22T14:05:00.000-08:00

Was one of those gifts a tour bus for his cousin?

Thanks Parisss & Mooshki, that's the first thing I...

2008-02-22T12:54:00.000-08:00

Thanks Parisss & Mooshki, that's the first thing I thought of when I read through this!

Before I got into celebrity gossip, I might've thought he was a clean cut guy too.

I used to do hair for a living and one day a lady came to my salon with pictures. She talked on and on about her new grandson and how she just adored him. Turns out her grandson was Weston. Yes, that Weston! Grandma is the mother of Christina Fulton. Christina Fulton is the mother of Weston and ex of Nic.

The pix were mostly of Nic giving baby Weston a bath. Grandma went on and on about what a nice guy Nicolas was. Christina, on the other hand, wasn't so nice. She told people her family had died when she was young and that she'd been completely on her own since her teen years. She cut herself off from her family also.

Cut to several years later. Grandma went back to visit with Christina and Weston. Nic was no longer in the picture. Weston was a pure terror. Christina never disciplined him or taught him manners apparently. It didn't sound like Nic had much to do with the kid once he and Christina parted ways.

Just thought I'd share...

Parisss and Mooshki, thanks.I forgot who else was ...

2008-02-22T12:31:00.000-08:00

Parisss and Mooshki, thanks.

I forgot who else was mentioned but it sounds more like Kevin Costner than Cage. Costner definitely has a goody-goody reputation, which Cage doesn't have.

I think it IS about Cage. Previous to getting into...

2008-02-22T12:18:00.000-08:00

I think it IS about Cage. Previous to getting into the blind world, I mighta been surprised to hear about him doing things like that, so goody goody image might not be too far fetched. The "didnt know he had a jet, did you?" in relation to the previous blind item from May, kinda cinches it for me.

Theres another blind floating around, said to be about Cage, where he picks up some porn at a local shop, commenting that he was going to fuck the chick in the video that night and wanted to see what he was getting.

Hmmm....I don't know that EL would consider Cage A...

2008-02-22T11:59:00.000-08:00

Hmmm....I don't know that EL would consider Cage A list, and I don't know that he has a public goody-goody image, and I really don't think anyone would be surprised that he's doing coke.

I'm not sure that blind is about Cage.

LOL@captivagrlThe blind does sound like him. He se...

2008-02-22T11:50:00.000-08:00

LOL@captivagrl

The blind does sound like him. He seems like the kind of jackass who would do the snorting-coke-off-strippers cliche.

Mooshki found it. It's from May 2007. Kiki was t...

2008-02-22T11:38:00.000-08:00

Mooshki found it. It's from May 2007. Kiki was the first one to guess Nic Cage. Costner, Will Smith, and Tom Hanks were the most popular guesses.

Parisss, that was the first thing I thought of, to...

2008-02-22T11:37:00.000-08:00

Parisss, that was the first thing I thought of, too. I can't recall what the blind was, but the actor had a jet.

shiny - maybe he'll tell the IRS that this "stalke...

2008-02-22T11:34:00.000-08:00

shiny - maybe he'll tell the IRS that this "stalker" took all of his tax records too.

Thanks Mooshki- I couldn't find it. Maybe this i...

2008-02-22T11:33:00.000-08:00

Thanks Mooshki- I couldn't find it. Maybe this is Nic Cage?

So this A list actor owns a plane. I actually didn...

2008-02-22T11:23:00.000-08:00

So this A list actor owns a plane. I actually didn't know it, so I guess that means you can eliminate Tom Cruise and John Travolta from the guessing. Seems our actor owns the plane for one reason only. It's the only time he really believes he can get away with anything. No spies and only people he trusts for crew. Turns out this public goody-goody actually enjoys doing some coke from time to time and bringing in two or three "dancers" for entertainment on his long flights. Favorite game is to have them snort lines of coke off of him and he from them. Total debauchery from the time the plane takes off until it lands again. On a positive note, our actor does practice safe sex. Oh, I forgot to mention he's married, with child(ren).

I agree and would enjoy seeing his self-important ...

2008-02-22T11:20:00.000-08:00

I agree and would enjoy seeing his self-important and creepy ass have to pay up, but he did have that stalker who broke into his house not long ago. He'll no doubt use that as evidence that he needs a lot of personal security. If I remember right the stalker broke in while Cage was home and was discovered wandering around naked (except for wearing one of Cage's coats) and carrying a butcher knife.

Wasn't there a blind a LONG time ago about a star ...

2008-02-22T11:12:00.000-08:00

Wasn't there a blind a LONG time ago about a star who had his own jet- and enty was surprised that he had his own jet... anyways- I think it was a married actor who either used the jet for drugs, porn, or professional women. I'll try to find it :)

yay!

2008-02-22T11:10:00.000-08:00

yay!