Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Cannes Day 9

love love LOVE rose mcgowan;s dress. is she swirli...

2008-05-23T14:08:00.000-07:00

love love LOVE rose mcgowan;s dress. is she swirling or is it it a petticoat type thing?

Question...does the color "Coral" EVER look good o...

2008-05-23T07:48:00.000-07:00

Question...does the color "Coral" EVER look good on anyone?

Mary J. Blige and Tamara Mellon have beautiful dre...

2008-05-23T06:30:00.000-07:00

Mary J. Blige and Tamara Mellon have beautiful dresses, but they both need to give them a tug and pull them up a few inches.

Every time I see Sharon Stone, my brains says "Loh...

2008-05-23T05:28:00.000-07:00

Every time I see Sharon Stone, my brains says "Lohan in 20 years".

does anyone else think Petra is sporting some preg...

2008-05-23T03:38:00.000-07:00

does anyone else think Petra is sporting some pregnancy boobs ?

Is Sean Combs hand ever far from his penis?

2008-05-23T03:23:00.000-07:00

Is Sean Combs hand ever far from his penis?

Nat Portman is really trying to step up her game. ...

2008-05-23T02:40:00.000-07:00

Nat Portman is really trying to step up her game. Mj looks great along with Dita.

Jax - if it is true that Diddy bitch slapped Naomi...

2008-05-22T20:57:00.000-07:00

Jax - if it is true that Diddy bitch slapped Naomi he is my new hero.
And Bren - THAT'S what I was thinking of! That's a Nancy Reagan dress fo sho'.

When I grow up I wanna be Michelle Yeoh. She is ju...

2008-05-22T20:54:00.000-07:00

When I grow up I wanna be Michelle Yeoh. She is just too cool.

OK - Madonna is dressed like a frump. I think she got that dress on sale at J.C. Penneys'.

If Joely Richardson put on 20 pounds she STILL would be too thin.

Natalie Portman looks like her dress was designed by Kleenex.. but she's still adorable.

God Bless Petra Nemcova for having such a good attitude after what she went through.

Is it me or does Sharon Stone look like she takes her entire face off (like a mask) when she gets home at night? Or is she just taking a weird photo? The face doesn't match the bod. I don't know. I think I've mixed too many cold meds.

Michelle Yeoh and Rose McGowan, those dresses are ...

2008-05-22T18:07:00.000-07:00

Michelle Yeoh and Rose McGowan, those dresses are amazing!!

Um Natalie looks great but she's not wearing that dress, that dress is wearing her. Fashion no no.

yay samantha morton! I was just thinking about her...

2008-05-22T17:52:00.000-07:00

yay samantha morton! I was just thinking about her.

and wtf is rose mcgowan wearing!? yuck.

Oooooooooooh thank you for Samantha Morton. She's ...

2008-05-22T17:37:00.000-07:00

Oooooooooooh thank you for Samantha Morton. She's my absolute favourite actress :)

Jax, if that's true re: Diddy then...well, I can't say I love him, but I now have a teeny tiny soft spot for him LOL

Natalie Portman should only wear something like that to that costume gala thing they just had recently. Otherwise it's too "LOOK AT ME! PLEEEEEEASE LOOK AT ME!"

Wow, Milla Jovovich looks great! I know it was a little while ago that she had her baby, but not so long ago that I'd expect her to look like THAT already!!! Then again she IS a model, no doubt well trained in the cigs-and-purging routine...LOL

OMG Dita...someone here once said they don't think she's human. I have to agree. It's impossible. LOL

I have no idea who Tamara Mellon is, but her face takes up all of her head...MELLON...HAHAHA...

Yeah I have the maturity level of a 12 year old, I know it...

LOLOL

Wow... I am LOVING Elsa Pataky's dress.And Reese, ...

2008-05-22T16:39:00.000-07:00

Wow... I am LOVING Elsa Pataky's dress.

And Reese, I was thinking the same thing about Sharon! I do like the dress, but she does look crammed into it.

my god i think i love Diddy. i just read he bitche...

2008-05-22T16:37:00.000-07:00

my god i think i love Diddy.
i just read he bitched out Naomi Campbell making her cry and she left his yacht in tears last night.
about damn time.

I like Portman's dress. It's a tad out there (lit...

2008-05-22T16:03:00.000-07:00

I like Portman's dress. It's a tad out there (literally), but it also looks clean. Which I guess would be true for white, heh.

I haven't been thrilled with Dita's choices this week, not sure why. Maybe it's just too much clothing. :)

My god, someone give Victoria Duffy something to eat!

Madonna's hair is atrocious!!!Joely and Rose look ...

2008-05-22T15:46:00.000-07:00

Madonna's hair is atrocious!!!

Joely and Rose look near death.

I thought Samantha Morton gave birth in Jan.
Is she preggers again?

Petra needs to rein it in a tad

Gawd am I the only one sick of that Petra chick? S...

2008-05-22T15:27:00.000-07:00

Gawd am I the only one sick of that Petra chick? She seems like a professional starf***ker.

When did Madonna morph into Nancy Reagan?

2008-05-22T15:15:00.000-07:00

When did Madonna morph into Nancy Reagan?

Mary J and Joely, YEEOWZA!! Spec-tacular!Love Dia...

2008-05-22T15:11:00.000-07:00

Mary J and Joely, YEEOWZA!! Spec-tacular!
Love Diane's dress, too. Natalie's dress looks like my dining room ceiling lamp. You know the one. She's too tiny for it.
Sharon and Samantha need stylists... or to fire the ones they have. Awful.
Petra always looks gorgeous. Madonna in her tea frock. Ugh.
Everyone else looks okay.

Ah, the Sharon Stone we know and love, tight anima...

2008-05-22T14:56:00.001-07:00

Ah, the Sharon Stone we know and love, tight animal print, reee-ow!

Rose McGowan, face Bust-ed...what the hell happened???

Mary J. Blige's dress is gor-geous (a shame the ta...

2008-05-22T14:56:00.000-07:00

Mary J. Blige's dress is gor-geous (a shame the tats ruin the overall look).

Petra looks absolutely breathtaking.

Glad to see Madonna covering up those man-arms.

Joely Richardson - wowza. Long and sleek.

I really think Dita could use a bit of bronzer; I'm tired of the Caspar look.

And Victoria Duffy really needs to eat. What does she weigh - 80 pounds?

Everybody is super dressy in these pics because th...

2008-05-22T14:53:00.000-07:00

Everybody is super dressy in these pics because they're going to a benefit. Natalie's dress is Givenchy, btw. So, the point of my crap is, here are all these over the top gowns and then there's the material girl wearing a ladies who do lunch dress? She needs to fire her stylist, if she has one. She would have looked hot in something strapless (to show off those arms) with her hair up.

What's Star doing there? Looking for a new hubby?

I lovelovelove Mary J's dress. Natlie Portman's dr...

2008-05-22T14:34:00.000-07:00

I lovelovelove Mary J's dress. Natlie Portman's dress is fabulous in theory, but how does she sit down in it?

And what the freak is Star Jones doing there? Did she catch a free ride on someone's private jet?

Tamara Mellon's dress is the exact same one worn b...

2008-05-22T14:20:00.000-07:00

Tamara Mellon's dress is the exact same one worn by Kate Hudson featured in the latest issue of In Style Magazine with Cameron Diaz on the cover...

Nevermind Madonna's dress, what's with the hair? ...

2008-05-22T14:14:00.000-07:00

Nevermind Madonna's dress, what's with the hair? She looks disshevelled and messed up, like she threw the dress on when she got out of the shower and bolted to the limo.

I wish Star Jones would just go away. No matter how much weight she's lost, the cow eyes and chipmunk teeth offend me on a personal level.

Is Natalie Portman trying to hit some kind of quota? Everyday I'm seeing her and though she's pretty and all, I'm getting bored.

Rose McGowan looks like she fell down and was run over by one of those trucks that paint dividing lines on the highway.

All negativity aside, though, Petra looks great, as does Ms. Von Teese.

The rest are just 'eh'.