tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post1843378460701617105..comments2008-02-25T20:46:35.880-08:00ent lawyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08658046190988387228noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-32183062256757466042008-02-25T20:46:00.000-08:002008-02-25T20:46:00.000-08:00Agree with the Baldwin guess.Sydney Fanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14689657715347580132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-26669884927203967292008-02-25T06:43:00.000-08:002008-02-25T06:43:00.000-08:00What cute, young guy, who's Hollywood royalty, recently had a heartwarming experience peeing into a trannie's anus, only to have all kinds of shit shoot out? Jealous?<BR/><BR/>Wouldn't this be McCartney's son? McCartney was knighted...so, royalty would fit.orangebartletthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07967133523981195543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-44906112080158360612008-02-25T00:34:00.000-08:002008-02-25T00:34:00.000-08:00Hi the guy who was at a benefit for his mother and get a bj in the toilets may be one of the Baldwins - they have a big cancer foundation thing for there mother and seem far more likely than JFK Jnr.Buffy the Paris Hilton of Dogshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16424820105132963466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-30774144901695534042008-02-22T21:36:00.000-08:002008-02-22T21:36:00.000-08:00letterman is in the stidio taping in the early evenings. it would have to be someone that is on live at night. letterman tapes and is over in the exact window when he would need to be loitering.Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10097006672683957415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-66618322542112970602008-02-22T17:09:00.000-08:002008-02-22T17:09:00.000-08:00Actually, Liza always married gay men...Kellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06422900174962877006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-227146052723813482008-02-22T16:27:00.000-08:002008-02-22T16:27:00.000-08:00The porn star with the disappearing accent? I'd guess Michael Lucas.sonnet129http://www.blogger.com/profile/15170855926308630263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-38937317508659666032008-02-22T15:29:00.000-08:002008-02-22T15:29:00.000-08:00plot - I wrote earlier that 'The cocaine artist probably is Eneas Capalbo, does the celebutante scene.' He's a well known partier on the club & chi chi celebutante money scene, literally did some pieces called Cocaine Paintings and many portraits of the famous and just rich. Most all party.nycerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01819321149835936856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-66598594630260430522008-02-22T12:56:00.000-08:002008-02-22T12:56:00.000-08:00Ahem! My pitiful two-cents worth:<BR/><BR/>The legendary diva screaming into a cell phone about booking a flight is NOT Aretha.<BR/><BR/>Miss Franklin has a phobia against flying and hasn't flown in years. She prefers the safety of a luxurious bus, or even train travel.sage1http://www.blogger.com/profile/15752693564170709925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-89070792652259242712008-02-22T11:13:00.000-08:002008-02-22T11:13:00.000-08:00Snucks says -<BR/><BR/>"Which portrait artist's dog sadly spent two days in the hospital after ingesting cocaine (someone else's, mind you)? Are any of you miscreants muttering, "What a waste of good cocaine"? Julian Schnabel<BR/><BR/>Julian Schnabel doesn't do portraits, and rarely paints anymore (if paintings are what you'd call his crockery crocks.)<BR/><BR/>Chuck Close does portraits, but he's probably too grateful to be alive to indulge in coke.<BR/><BR/>Lucien Freud?<BR/><BR/>Which CBS personality sits in his car telling passersby that he's doing so to watch Katie Couric on the news, but it's actually to stall until 7 p.m., when his parking there can become legal? David Letterman<BR/><BR/>Letterman could get his driver to sit there.<BR/><BR/>Who once generously gave a gentleman something during a charity event for an organization in his late mother's name? (What he gave, actually, was a blowjob in the bathroom. Ma would have been so proud.) JFK Jr<BR/><BR/>All the charities in that family are in JFK Sr's name. Jackie's name isn't used.<BR/><BR/>Brooke Astor's son? He must be ancient, and in jail.plothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01398328924856645566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-13404774335596974212008-02-22T07:07:00.000-08:002008-02-22T07:07:00.000-08:00http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2008/02/mo_better_blind.php<BR/><BR/>Mo' Better Blind Items!<BR/>Posted by Michael Musto at 12:00 PM, February 20, 2008<BR/><BR/>My current column of salacious blind items is causing such an international sensation that people who can't figure out the answers are leaping off tall buildings without even having done their hair. Well, I'm loving the ego boost, so I've drummed up a handful of other blindies—ones not in the column—to add to your unrelieved mental torment:<BR/><BR/>Which aged TV-theater diva has apparently gone lesbo? Which Best Actress nominee is rumored to be one too? What actor/rocker calls his dick Lucifer and more importantly is a big wee-wee himself? Which hot female singer's facial surgery photographs so weirdly that sometimes entire photo shoots come up empty? What 19-year-old TV star is an attitudey c-word? Where's the next open bar? And finally, is it true that BoysRoom already expired at its new location, Rapture Cafe, and that the cafe itself might be struggling to stay alive? Please say nooooo!<BR/><BR/><I> Hot female singer must be Fergie. </I>Marniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18396125970882666376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-18996572404848962532008-02-22T07:01:00.000-08:002008-02-22T07:01:00.000-08:00Marnie - I thought Bob Newhart too. He was on a lot of those entertainment shows right before she died and then there was footage of him talking outside of her funeral. <BR/>Also - just my two cents - I don't think it's David Letteman - I'm pretty sure he talks about having a driver - but, yawn, who cares and maybe I'm wrong anyway.wildflowerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11305114611938929168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-75052710160725871592008-02-22T06:54:00.000-08:002008-02-22T06:54:00.000-08:00Surfer - thanks! How could I never have noticed that before? It must be my short attention span. :)Mooshkihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04756575398525781044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-47423564159817308732008-02-22T06:49:00.000-08:002008-02-22T06:49:00.000-08:00'70s star turning memorial service into photo-op: Jack Nicholson talking about how he 'warned' Heath Ledger to a photographer, then bringing it up again at the 'Bucket List' premiere ?<BR/><BR/>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,325208,00.html<BR/><BR/>Or is it something with Suzanne Pleshette? Can't be Bob Newhart.Marniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18396125970882666376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-39360082468260281332008-02-22T00:36:00.000-08:002008-02-22T00:36:00.000-08:00My posts are always coherent. They're just not what you care to read much of the time.Les Suckno For Presidenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11053331947345309920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-75751508183888574512008-02-21T22:58:00.000-08:002008-02-21T22:58:00.000-08:00Comeback star is totally David Duchovny!ChacheeJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12574492191211064463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-2938666961257446512008-02-21T20:32:00.000-08:002008-02-21T20:32:00.000-08:00The younger songstress isn't Pink... she's not much younger than him.<BR/><BR/>I think it's Katherine McPheeLisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14626973943553248158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-38964919202514998932008-02-21T19:57:00.000-08:002008-02-21T19:57:00.000-08:00Pop star bottom who did it with the married socialite...JT and Fabian Basabe?<BR/><BR/>I love the RuPaul guess. I first thought Liz for the needy legend, but now I'm on the Liza train.<BR/><BR/>Great guesses all around.lwall7http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915013194090344973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-46791049245630462492008-02-21T18:30:00.000-08:002008-02-21T18:30:00.000-08:00What couple almost split up during the making of that movie because she was on fire with jealousy that he got to show his actual talent? (No worries. It totally bombed.) <BR/>Skeletor and J-Lo.<BR/><BR/>What fabulous trannie swears she cut it off, but it's still there, dangling between her legs like a pendulum? <BR/>Alexis Arquette.<BR/><BR/>Which pop star is a top? (Or so goes the legend; actually, he and one of his hot boyfriends switched positions and loved it.)<BR/>Lance Bass, if he’s really a pop star still?<BR/><BR/>What male comeback star (in movies and mostly TV) is known as a completely cold, unpleasant fish to work with, though he can certainly turn on the charm when he needs to? <BR/>Patrick Dempsey. <BR/><BR/>Which charismatic pit bull is described by some who've worked with her as a monster off-camera as well, someone who took her assigned role a little too seriously and became quite power-mad in the head?<BR/>Reese Witherspoon?<BR/>Oprah?<BR/>Meryl Streep?<BR/>How old are these BIs? <BR/><BR/>What lovable showbiz relic is so needy that if you show her a little kindness, she'll start calling you at two in the morning for lengthy chats every night for months?<BR/>Raquel Welch?<BR/>Rue McClanahan?<BR/>Betty White?<BR/>Bea Arthur?<BR/>Carol Channing?<BR/><BR/>What much younger songstress has very little actual chemistry with the husband, probably because she's a big old lesbo? <BR/>Pink, hence the d-i-v-o-r-c-e.<BR/><BR/>What transforming young movie star already seemed problematic last year when, in the middle of a press junket, he would snap at underlings, "Where's my cigarette?" then would rudely bolt for a puffing break when he got one? <BR/>Shia LaBeouf: Transformers.<BR/><BR/>Which modeling dynasty scion left her dog at a spa and never bothered to pick it up? (They didn't really mind. She paid for it to be there.) <BR/>Janice Dickinson?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Which movie star who seems so brooding and enigmatic actually doesn't speak much because he doesn't have much to say, swears an insider? <BR/>Can this be any more vague?<BR/><BR/>Which legendary black singer was spotted at a store, where she was screaming into her cell phone, "Doesn't anyone read in your office? Don't you understand English? I told you to arrange that flight!"? Was it perhaps a flight on a broomstick? <BR/>Diana Ross<BR/><BR/>What comic in his sixties concerned onlookers when his speech at a roast last year was punctuated with loud snorts and grandiose nose-wiping? <BR/>George Carlin?<BR/>Steve Martin?<BR/>Lewis Black isn't old enough and I've never noticed any nose wiping, but he def. snorts a lot!<BR/><BR/>Which black funny lady admits she can't even hit the stage without being tanked, skanked, and totally blotto? <BR/>Mo’Nique?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Which swiveling tartlet's people brutally Tasered a young fan who simply wanted to tell her he loves her? At this point, shouldn't they Taser all the people who don't care? <BR/>Britney’s old captives?<BR/>Lindsay’s peeps?<BR/><BR/><BR/>What cute, young guy, who's Hollywood royalty, recently had a heartwarming experience peeing into a trannie's anus, only to have all kinds of shit shoot out? Jealous?<BR/>Cameron Douglas?<BR/><BR/><BR/>What female politico's daughter looked so bulimic at her wedding that friends considered staging an intervention?<BR/>Chelsea Clinton isn't married yet.<BR/>Alexandra Pelosi? (IF this item is three years old anyway).<BR/><BR/>Which CBS personality sits in his car telling passersby that he's doing so to watch Katie Couric on the news, but it's actually to stall until 7 p.m., when his parking there can become legal? <BR/>Who cares? I mean, a blind item about parking spots? Can we get more boring that that?Florahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08667854489253518774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-36389855051495616192008-02-21T18:14:00.000-08:002008-02-21T18:14:00.000-08:00Phew!!!! That was a lot of one line sentences of blinds.<BR/><BR/>Exhausted just reading that.Production Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13388822105649749531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-21889022968985126342008-02-21T17:59:00.000-08:002008-02-21T17:59:00.000-08:00Thanks nycer - this is more fun than I thought. Also, great guess about Richard Belzer - I love him.surferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17850648977511179906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-78784112528498997022008-02-21T17:38:00.000-08:002008-02-21T17:38:00.000-08:00Sixty something comic is Richard Belzer. I loved his old standup, he was killer. Thought he'd cleaned up but here's the article:<BR/><BR/>http://www.observer.com/2007/richard-belzer-sniffles<BR/><BR/>Richard Belzer, it’s great to see your success has parlayed into you still being able to afford an eight-ball before the Roast!” Hearing this, the actor pretended to do a line of cocaine off the table in front of him while the audience erupted into hysterics.nycerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01819321149835936856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-35328535764320384172008-02-21T17:34:00.001-08:002008-02-21T17:34:00.001-08:00The songstress lesbo could also be Pink.<BR/>Bet the straight Broadway star is Matt Broderick - shocking.<BR/>Yes, Chelsea's not married. Agree w/ Talley and Wintour, too.<BR/>Can't even remember my other guesses, but think Suckno has most of them summarized well. RuPaul was a great guess.Judihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973345365076941361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-50489356331647126132008-02-21T17:34:00.000-08:002008-02-21T17:34:00.000-08:00surfer you're right about it not being Chelsea. Musto did do a blind years ago about Chelsea's paternity though. #2 you're also right. There are Ford grand daughters too w/ Uma's ex boyfriend. I just can't get over a somewhat coherent sucko post.nycerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01819321149835936856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-38262101898880671432008-02-21T16:59:00.000-08:002008-02-21T16:59:00.000-08:00lessuckno - two things.<BR/><BR/>1) The answer to "What female politico's daughter looked so bulimic at her wedding that friends considered staging an intervention?" can't be Chelsea Clinton, as she's not married. See my earlier post.<BR/><BR/>2) And the answer to "Which modeling dynasty scion left her dog at a spa and never bothered to pick it up? (They didn't really mind. She paid for it to be there.)" can't be Patti Hansen (Keith Richard's wife) - it's probably Katie Ford of Ford Models. - the clue is modeling dynasty scion.<BR/><BR/>Otherwise, you had some good answers.surferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17850648977511179906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-59174116265445724312008-02-21T16:55:00.000-08:002008-02-21T16:55:00.000-08:00lovable showbiz relic? i thought liza.<BR/><BR/>and i'm glad i'm not the only one with a spinning head. i thought it was the new ambien!!<BR/><BR/>and, help me hamster, i know we're supposed to ignore it, but richard hatch for the fistee just cracked me up!!bionic bunny!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08081422009833762713noreply@blogger.com