Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Random Photos Part One

"that new line of makeup called stoned."Perfect.

2009-01-04T15:29:00.000-08:00

"that new line of makeup called stoned."

Perfect.

Audigier should get sent straight to hell. Not jus...

2009-01-03T04:02:00.000-08:00

Audigier should get sent straight to hell. Not just for that douchetastic Ed Hardy line but for hiring Speidi to host his club's NYE party.

hey douche bag- she isnt fat she is like 9 months ...

2009-01-02T20:47:00.000-08:00

hey douche bag- she isnt fat she is like 9 months preggers.

Regarding Chloe Sevigny:Enty, you know when your S...

2009-01-02T19:50:00.000-08:00

Regarding Chloe Sevigny:
Enty, you know when your SO, SO VERY TIRED you rub your eyes with your fists and in your mind you hear that cartoony "squeaky, squeaky" sound but your eyes are still blurry? lol, you're soooo there, because Chloe is as hideous and hung over looking as usual. Get some rest honey ;-)

shakey...paulina is a douche.aside from being a ma...

2009-01-02T17:48:00.000-08:00

shakey...paulina is a douche.

aside from being a major cokehead, she also has the rep of being extremely condescending and jerky to just about everyone.

oh, and she can't sing for crap. she needs to be thanking god for playback.

omg, enty, you made my day...calling christian aud...

2009-01-02T17:45:00.000-08:00

omg, enty, you made my day...calling christian audiegierhoweveritsspelled out on his complete and utter toolocity.

in fairness to nick lachey and venessa lemonjello...it's been freakishly windy here in miami. maybe that explains the ace ventura hair? sigh. oh the trade-offs of living with 82 degree winters... ;)

Adam Levine's crotch looks like it has some kind o...

2009-01-02T17:42:00.000-08:00

Adam Levine's crotch looks like it has some kind of wasting-away disease. For a second I thought the photo of Christian Audigier was Billy Bob.

I've always wondered if Drew Carey was the answer to the BI about the guy travelling half way across the country to check out glory holes.

The James Franco photo is nice because it's so natural. I guess the same could be said about LiHo. Classic!

Really bad lighting for the Molly Sims photo. She looks grey and alien-ish. So I'm guessing Paulina Rubio is not a nice person? And Topher seems to be on the same diet as The Cruises.

Man I have been listening to the Chica Dorada(Pau...

2009-01-02T17:04:00.000-08:00

Man I have been listening to the Chica Dorada(Paulina Rubio) since I'ved been 8...I feel old!

I have to admit Mariah Carey's breasts perplex me....

2009-01-02T16:52:00.000-08:00

I have to admit Mariah Carey's breasts perplex me. They are huge and make her look fatter than she is, yet they also look natural. I remember her from "Vision of Love" video and she was skinny and flat-chested. Of course, as she gained weight, her breasts got bigger, but they shouldn't have gotten that big. So are they natural or store-bought?

And althought its kinda of weird I even find her breasts interesting, its because she is always putting them on show that I even noticed them.

BTW, they are too saggy to go without support. Wear a bra!

1.the afleck kid is cute but ben has to be fooling...

2009-01-02T16:19:00.000-08:00

1.the afleck kid is cute but ben has to be fooling around on the fat wife.
2.the mccord chick is smoking hot as hell & looks like a fun long weekend in a hotel room.
3.applegate is a tough cool bitch
4. sevigny is the type of girl i like to bump into at a late night party in a back hallway, always fun.
5. good for drew carrey
6. i would peel molly sims outta that dress with my teeth.

ITA with Rhianna about Chloe. You are tired, Enty...

2009-01-02T15:40:00.000-08:00

ITA with Rhianna about Chloe. You are tired, Enty.

I understand it's three nannies per child -- two d...

2009-01-02T15:19:00.000-08:00

I understand it's three nannies per child -- two during the week and one for the weekend. Makes one nanny per child sound absolutely deprived.

Enty, you're either really hungover, stoned out of...

2009-01-02T15:08:00.000-08:00

Enty, you're either really hungover, stoned out of your gourd, or just got laid because Chloe Sevigny never looks good. That outfit is just horrendous, even by her standards. A blind golfer can dress better than she can.

Drew, Drew, shave the stash man! You look much better clean faced with the high and tight going on.

Who the hell is "Christian Audigier"? The guy looks a skeeze and I have no idea who he is.

LOVE the pic of Jen Garner and little Violet!! Aw...

2009-01-02T15:04:00.000-08:00

LOVE the pic of Jen Garner and little Violet!! Awww...

Just because she's holding a champagne flute doesn...

2009-01-02T14:31:00.000-08:00

Just because she's holding a champagne flute doesn't mean there's champagne in it. Could be ginger ale. Or maybe she had just a sip of bubbly, which I'm sure wouldn't kill a fetus.

If Carmen Electra is preggers, why is she drinking...

2009-01-02T14:29:00.000-08:00

If Carmen Electra is preggers, why is she drinking champagne?

Did you see the TMZ photo of Christian Audigier's ...

2009-01-02T14:23:00.000-08:00

Did you see the TMZ photo of Christian Audigier's tatoo? The wiener had his own clothing label tattooed across his upper back.

Poor Australia - I didn't know we sent them Nicky as well. Paris looks extra trashy even for her.

Did Mrs. Affleck have that baby yet? Seams like sh...

2009-01-02T14:18:00.000-08:00

Did Mrs. Affleck have that baby yet? Seams like she's been pregnant for a year or more.

Every time I see Jennifer Garner and her little gi...

2009-01-02T14:17:00.000-08:00

Every time I see Jennifer Garner and her little girl, it makes me think her character in Juno wasn't that far off from reality. Just sayin'.

um is that Nichole Tom's sister with George Hamilt...

2009-01-02T14:15:00.000-08:00

um is that Nichole Tom's sister with George Hamilton?