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jessica simpson.....

2007-05-22T05:32:00.000-07:00

jessica simpson.....

This sounds shadey, I realize, but my friend's sis...

2007-05-19T18:12:00.000-07:00

This sounds shadey, I realize, but my friend's sister is Paris' personal assistant - Nicole used to/does inject heroine into the corners of her eyes so as not to leave marks...She is seriously damaged.

this is the saddest thing that i have ever read. i have wondered for a long time why her eyes are so extremely droopy looking on the outside corners... i had just assumed that it was the aftermath of all of the past drug usage. this girl sounds really damaged, in fact there are certain gossip bloggers who wont even write about her anymore because they know she has severe personal problems. Sad.

A couple days later....it is now Saturday may 19th...

2007-05-19T15:30:00.000-07:00

A couple days later....it is now Saturday may 19th and shock of all shocks, it is now being reported that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have broken up. So I guess this mystery has been officially solved and Nicole wins out by a bag full of cocain up her nose!

(MADDEN WAS A SKAGHEAD TOO, BUT UNLIKE RAGING COKE...

2007-05-18T21:28:00.000-07:00

(MADDEN WAS A SKAGHEAD TOO, BUT UNLIKE RAGING COKEFIEND DJ AM THIS IS ONE OF HER EX'ES WHO GOT CLEAN).

I WISH THESE BITCHES WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO SEE - THEY AREN'T ENVIABLE - THEY ARE PITIABLE AND LOATHSOME TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN.

http://laurenhastings-textmessages.buzznet.com/use...

2007-05-18T21:24:00.001-07:00

http://laurenhastings-textmessages.buzznet.com/user/photos/?id=5802411

THOSE PICTURES ARE OLD - AT LEAST A WEEK.IT IS WAS...

2007-05-18T21:24:00.000-07:00

THOSE PICTURES ARE OLD - AT LEAST A WEEK.

IT IS WASTE-OF-SKIN-NICOLE - THIS IS TOTALLY UP HER DRUG-STUNTED REGRESSIVE, "I AM AN UGLY JUNIOR HIGH KID WHO IS MEAN SO NOBODY NOTICES" ALLEY.

TO SEE ANOTHER DISPLAY OF HER TRULY AND PATHETICALLY LAUGHABLE "PERSONALITY": A TEXT MSG SHE SENT TO THE MODEL HER JUNKIE PAL BLOHAN STOLE FROM.

http://laurenhastings-textmessages
.buzznet.com/user/photos/?id=5802411

BITCHIE CALLS HER, A WORKING MODEL, FAT AND SAYS "IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS AT LEAST HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR IT".

IN BITCHIE'S CASE SHE HAS A ZOMBIE FACE, IN DENIAL FATHER, TOTAL ZERO PERSONALITY, NO-TALENT, CAREERLESS RAGING ADDICTION TO COCAINE AND HEROIN SPEEDBALLS TO SHOW FOR IT!

JOKES ON HER.

Courtney Love isn't a reality star.

2007-05-18T19:37:00.000-07:00

Courtney Love isn't a reality star.

It's Courtney Love, check out the pictures from th...

2007-05-18T18:18:00.000-07:00

It's Courtney Love, check out the pictures from the Chanel event, she looks skeletal and wasted.

About the injection of heroin in the eyes -Is that...

2007-05-18T15:41:00.000-07:00

About the injection of heroin in the eyes -

Is that even possible? Women used to use belladonna eyedrops to make their pupils dialate - muy sexy - and get high. Maybe that was Richie's intention?

There is no way injections at the corners of the eyes would stay hidden, even once. No veins there, just capillaries, what would be the point?

I was wondering about Jessica Simpson and John May...

2007-05-18T15:35:00.000-07:00

I was wondering about Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's relationship... they haven't been together at all lately, have they?

See, the part about "destroying herself" leads to ...

2007-05-18T14:10:00.000-07:00

See, the part about "destroying herself" leads to me to KNOW it's Nicole. She's got that profile about her - she doesn't take care of herself but instead wants others to do it for her.

I guess Madden isn't that much of a douche afterall. Yeah, he's got his own issues (which doesn't help) but at least he seems to know where to draw the line. Could be because he doesn't do the hard crap anymore.

How about a very public divorce? That seems to me...

2007-05-18T14:01:00.000-07:00

How about a very public divorce? That seems to me as a past problem. Unless EL is saying the past problem is the same as the present problem.

hey guys in my humble opinion i think this is the ...

2007-05-18T13:49:00.000-07:00

hey guys in my humble opinion i think this is the key that makes it nicole rather than jessica
"with some past and present problems".
if jessica had past problems they werent released to the press
what do you guys think?

Umm, the photos of Richie on Wireimage are OLD...t...

2007-05-18T13:35:00.000-07:00

Umm, the photos of Richie on Wireimage are OLD...they got the dates wrong. That event was prior to her leaving for Australia. I'm surprised they messed that up.

Nicole is back in the US (as of May 11th). Either Madden is out of the way completely or they are about to break-up because there are problems going on. Nicole is high maintenenace - VERY HIGH.

I'm on the Jessica Simpson wagon. She's been looki...

2007-05-18T13:30:00.000-07:00

I'm on the Jessica Simpson wagon. She's been looking like a coke whore lately and I know she's orange lately, but she's been giving the coke face lately—"deer caught in headlights" Mayer kicked her to the curb and she's been partying hard. Team Chestica it is!

Tracee

Nicole Richie - could have been herehttp://www.wir...

2007-05-18T12:14:00.000-07:00

Nicole Richie - could have been here
http://www.wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=273587&s=nicole%20richie&sfld=C&vwmd=e

Although I do not think Jessica is fat, don't you ...

2007-05-18T11:14:00.000-07:00

Although I do not think Jessica is fat, don't you think she would be Nicole-skinny from the coke? Still, it may be a good guess.

p.s. I am not necessarily believing that Nicole and Joel are still together. I know "US" is reporting that they claim they are but how many times have we heard that before (i.e. Jen and Vince, Jessica and Nick)

lots and lots of users will inject into weird plac...

2007-05-18T11:07:00.000-07:00

lots and lots of users will inject into weird places...inbetween their toes...veins on the legs...get tatoos to cover up old spots....not to leave trak marks esp. if they're in the public eye (not too many addicts are proud of their marks)...that doesn't make nicole too out of the ordinary if she's continued after rehab.

Anon 5:34: I think I just threw up in my mouth a b...

2007-05-18T10:48:00.000-07:00

Anon 5:34: I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. That is perhaps the grossest thing I've ever heard.

Yeah! Jessica Simpson! Enty's link says Nicole i...

2007-05-18T10:44:00.000-07:00

Yeah! Jessica Simpson! Enty's link says Nicole is in Europe...

I think it's Chestica Simpson and John Mayer. He ...

2007-05-18T10:10:00.000-07:00

I think it's Chestica Simpson and John Mayer. He just dumped her sorry butt. Look at the pic of them on Perez and how ghostly she looks. Plus Perez has 'boo' written on the picture. Last time I remember that's what ghosts say. When she and Nick broke things off there were rumors back then of her coke habit.

8:36 You could post a picture of them getting marr...

2007-05-18T09:03:00.000-07:00

8:36 You could post a picture of them getting married at this point & it wouldn't make a bit of difference. Once some of the hardcore anons make up their collective mind, it doesn't change no matter what is posted or proven.

TGC

8:36 You could post a picture of them getting marr...

2007-05-18T09:03:00.001-07:00

Nicole was on tour with her man (e.g., Australia, ...

2007-05-18T08:52:00.000-07:00

Nicole was on tour with her man (e.g., Australia, Asia) but she isn't now. It's Nicole. What's new, she a mess like her old buddy Paris.

Paris is still going to JAIL!! LOL!

nicole was just pictured with joel in london....ca...

2007-05-18T08:36:00.000-07:00

nicole was just pictured with joel in london....can't be her...