Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Lainey Blind Item

How about Mr. Madonna...Guy what's-his-nose. Or p...

2008-01-02T21:45:00.000-08:00

How about Mr. Madonna...Guy what's-his-nose. Or possibly Marc Anthony. Both of these work if you read 'next hit' as purely sarcastic and if 'mega successful' could mean they bagged a wealthy spouse.

Will Smith.

2007-12-21T22:56:00.000-08:00

Will Smith.

I think it's Jack Nicholson.

2007-12-21T17:55:00.000-08:00

I think it's Jack Nicholson.

Don't know if anyone will make it here since this ...

2007-12-21T14:47:00.000-08:00

Don't know if anyone will make it here since this is from this morning, but when Lainey uses "savvy" she means, like, "you know? you got it? understand?"

ie it's not actually part of the hint, she uses that word constantly.

When I first read it, I thought it was my man John...

2007-12-21T13:44:00.000-08:00

When I first read it, I thought it was my man Johnny.
But you know, if it had of been him, he would still be the hottest insatiable bisexual homeless-looking man any of you have ever seen.

The same day she posted this, Lainey posted a pict...

2007-12-21T12:16:00.000-08:00

The same day she posted this, Lainey posted a picture of Will Smith with Tom Cruise and this was part of the caption: "This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page."

Gotta be him.

I know most have already been covered but here is ...

2007-12-21T12:00:00.000-08:00

I know most have already been covered but here is the up to date AND IT'S NOT... list
IT'S NOT
MEL GIBSON
TOM CRUISE
JOHN TRAVOLTA
JOHNNY DEPP(THANK GOD)
PATRICK DEMPSEY

Methinks it may be Will Smith - and I thought of Will for the A-lister getting bizzy during his #1 movie premiere that ENT gave us as well

cool.

2007-12-21T11:19:00.000-08:00

cool.

I think the word several is a hint, which is why I...

2007-12-21T11:18:00.000-08:00

I think the word several is a hint, which is why I think it's important. And I still say several means more than three, so Will is out for me.

Denzel, on the other hand - four children - brilliant guess!

I like your name, Scumkid, it makes me laugh!

I was just kidding, but also thought it was strang...

2007-12-21T11:14:00.001-08:00

I was just kidding, but also thought it was strange that you were putting so much relevance on one word. But, yeah, several would mean more than few, but they both could mean three, that's all I'm saying. So, yeah, Will Smith has three kids, which is a few, and which his several. Heck! Three kids seems like a plethora to this mind!

(Jax, name comes from a band that played around town when I was an undergraduate. Seems fitting.)

Denzel? He's a sex maniac, and I don't get the fee...

2007-12-21T11:13:00.000-08:00

Denzel? He's a sex maniac, and I don't get the feeling the blind implies the celebrity is way gay or anything, just "he needs variety"...

Scumkid - no offense taken, but 'a few' is still l...

2007-12-21T11:10:00.000-08:00

Scumkid - no offense taken, but 'a few' is still less than 'several'. Since you couldn't use the word 'few' for only 2, then obviously you could use the word 'few' for three. Several is more than that. Will Smith has three kids - which is a few - but not several.

Class dismissed.

And Jax, you may stay after and clap erasers for laughing....lol.

im laughing my ass off at Scumkid and his phd in e...

2007-12-21T10:53:00.000-08:00

im laughing my ass off at Scumkid and his phd in english..great name.
lol.
thanks for the schoolin'

Um, no offense twisted sister, but several and few...

2007-12-21T10:49:00.000-08:00

Um, no offense twisted sister, but several and few are pretty much synonyms used interchangably that mean, basicaly, more than 1. Several-is not really accurate. There could be as few as two or three items to disambiguate (which is a smaller number than most definitions of several provide for), or as many as 100. Regardless, it's a part of speech. Generally people use few when they want something to sound small, and several when they want it to sound large, but neither has a specific lower limit. I'm an English phd (who often misuses words/grammar even though!) so I just wanted to point out that it is subjective.
several- being more than two but fewer than many in number or kind
few-not many but more than one

Ok, just trying to help! Hee hee!

The hints really don't lead to Hugh Jackman (even ...

2007-12-21T10:40:00.000-08:00

The hints really don't lead to Hugh Jackman (even though I'd totally want to be one of them boys, yowsa!). I think you're onthe right track w/ big willie.

The only problem I have with Will Smith is that I ...

2007-12-21T10:35:00.000-08:00

The only problem I have with Will Smith is that I wouldn't call 3 kids "several children". Three is a few children. Not several.

There's a hint in "looks like they belong in a music video". What could that be? Sounds like Smith, but the several children thing is still hanging me up.

I'm going with Will Smith, too. I thought maybe Tr...

2007-12-21T10:19:00.000-08:00

I'm going with Will Smith, too. I thought maybe Travolta but now with that ruled out...

dijea.... you are SO GLIB. You don't know the hi...

2007-12-21T09:48:00.000-08:00

dijea.... you are SO GLIB. You don't know the history of psychiatry like I do. SO GLIB.

Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

it's totally Wolverine aka Hugh JackmanTell em, En...

2007-12-21T09:35:00.000-08:00

it's totally Wolverine aka Hugh Jackman

Tell em, Ent!

I think Scientology only says it cures gayness so ...

2007-12-21T09:32:00.000-08:00

I think Scientology only says it cures gayness so that everyone think the Closet Club is really strait. Its not really a religion anyway.

Nobody come after me for the last comment.

for the AINT'S..>Travolta and Cruise = Scientology...

2007-12-21T09:30:00.000-08:00

for the AINT'S..>Travolta and Cruise = Scientology. Could that be another Will Smith hint?

will smith. i'll also consider danny devito and ro...

2007-12-21T09:11:00.000-08:00

will smith. i'll also consider danny devito and ron howard.

I think it's Will Smith.

2007-12-21T08:52:00.000-08:00

I think it's Will Smith.

I think it's Will.Apparently Scientology isn't all...

2007-12-21T08:50:00.000-08:00

I think it's Will.

Apparently Scientology isn't all that good at curing gayness! Travolta's escapades are well-known not-so-blind items, for instance.

Good morning... Lainey's "AND IT AIN'Ts" were Trav...

2007-12-21T08:40:00.000-08:00

Good morning... Lainey's "AND IT AIN'Ts" were Travolta, Cruise, and Johnny Depp.