Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Hold Still I'm Trying To Squirt On You

I breast fed my son when he was a baby, but I neve...

2009-01-11T07:59:00.000-08:00

I breast fed my son when he was a baby, but I never tried to have my milk squirt across the room, never even thought about it. I also never even thought of trying it. Figured whatever I could pump (which I hated) would only go to my son, and anything else would be a waste.

@ Miss XI didn't even go there with the Vegan / an...

2009-01-07T16:28:00.000-08:00

@ Miss X
I didn't even go there with the Vegan / animal milk argument because it had nothing to do with the Demi story.

My point was essentially about violation. Squirting or spitting bodily fluids or anything else on someone is f*ucking rude.

I'm with Syd & Lisa - spray me with anything and I'll smack you to next week.

"Proselytization for any reason gets you a one-way...

2009-01-07T12:17:00.000-08:00

"Proselytization for any reason gets you a one-way trip to hell with no chance of repentance."

Amen Sista Charlene

Does vegan breast milk taste like asparagus? (Thos...

2009-01-07T08:04:00.000-08:00

Does vegan breast milk taste like asparagus? (Those well-read on watersports will know why I'm asking.)

Also, ick.

for Shakey

I mean is it possible to jet it out like some kind...

2009-01-07T04:36:00.000-08:00

I mean is it possible to jet it out like some kind of death ray?

Have you forgotten fembots?

from Syd...

This lesbian would have beat her ass for spraying me. Nothing like perpetuating stereotypes, eh? [takes a bow]

Hey, I've been looking for welding lessons. Are you available?

1978..last performance of a summer in the park mus...

2009-01-07T00:44:00.000-08:00

1978..last performance of a summer in the park musical..after-party at the director's beautiful home.A friend whipped her breast out in the sauna because no one could find the ladle to toss water on the rocks.....oh yeah..the smell of breast milk hitting the rock and steaming...
OK -she ALSO did it to annoy these very snooty people who had barged in and asked us to leave (however, the director was sitting with us and not amused by them...but was amused at her quick thinking..the crashers left right away...

God, just what the world needs: another vegan tryi...

2009-01-06T23:46:00.000-08:00

God, just what the world needs: another vegan trying to convert the world.

Veganism is fine. Proselytization for any reason gets you a one-way trip to hell with no chance of repentance.

I was vegan forever before marrying a Texan. He c...

2009-01-06T22:39:00.000-08:00

I was vegan forever before marrying a Texan. He caught me feeding the kids gardenburgers one day and freaked out. He told them "That's not a cheeseburger. It's a bean! Put it down." Then trotted them off to McDonald's to make up for being so cruelly tricked.

I can't go completely vegan either. Well, I could,...

2009-01-06T22:04:00.000-08:00

I can't go completely vegan either. Well, I could, but it seems like such a sacrifice, plus there is no way my husband (a chef and militant meat eater) would join me. I am, however, a raw/ living food enthusiast and am leaning more and more towards that way of eating because it seems to be a miracle cure for pretty much anything that ails me.
One thing that really gets me though, is the people that frequent and work at the community organic grocery store here. They all look so damn unhealthy. That's is no way to spread a message, having vegan bloat and smelling like kitty litter.
Hippies.

Molly, good point. So true. Ms. - good point tho...

2009-01-06T21:53:00.000-08:00

Molly, good point. So true.

Ms. - good point though I agree with Majik's idea that cow/goat milk isn't really intended for human consumption.

Majik, I'm a wannabe Vegan. Can't seem to give up the meat & animal products for the good for me stuff.

David D. slays me. That is all.

2009-01-06T20:06:00.000-08:00

David D. slays me. That is all.

Majik, it's disgusting and vile to waste such a pr...

2009-01-06T19:03:00.000-08:00

Majik, it's disgusting and vile to waste such a precious resource. Better?

I'm not a baby cow or goat, so why would I drink their milk? That shit's for infants.

Whatevs... I don't care what the bitch squirted on me, I'd beat her ass regardless.

OMG! I just fell out of my chair, LMAO! Best reade...

2009-01-06T18:06:00.000-08:00

OMG! I just fell out of my chair, LMAO! Best reader comments I've seen in awhile!

If they were on a dancefloor dancing, there was al...

2009-01-06T17:40:00.000-08:00

If they were on a dancefloor dancing, there was already limited room and they would have been close but, yes, unfortch, it can spray quite the stream. My husband can attest to this.

@ MajikContext, hon. It's context. Get a grip.I do...

2009-01-06T16:14:00.000-08:00

@ Majik
Context, hon. It's context. Get a grip.I doubt very much anyone here is against breastfeeding.

Saliva is totally awesome when I'm kissing a guy. But if he spit on me, I'd freak.

OMG! As a mother who's breastfed, I'll help you o...

2009-01-06T15:46:00.000-08:00

OMG! As a mother who's breastfed, I'll help you out Enty. Yes, you can get a good stream from one. I know of no competition to judge accuracy, but distance a good 3-4 feet if you haven't nursed recently.

That said, thanks so much for the laughs! :D

Well, he's sealed his fate as a crybaby tattle-tai...

2009-01-06T14:45:00.001-08:00

Well, he's sealed his fate as a crybaby tattle-tail and no one cares.

You all are kidding me, right?MOST OF YOU READING ...

2009-01-06T14:45:00.000-08:00

You all are kidding me, right?

MOST OF YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW HAVE DRUNK BREAST MILK AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE.

It's disgusting and vile when a woman squirts the nourishment that sustained approximately 98% of the world's entire population for the whole of human history for the first 6-12 months of their collective lives...

...yet the majority of you have no problem actually DRINKING the bodily fluids of animals like cows and goats who are forced to produce a substance that their bodies produce for the offspring they will never have.

Give yerselves a collective head shake, people.

www.milksucks.com

Go vegan.

Don't pump or feed when it's time and you're talki...

2009-01-06T13:29:00.000-08:00

Don't pump or feed when it's time and you're talking field goal from the 30 yard line.

you think breast milk squirts far, trying not putt...

2009-01-06T13:18:00.000-08:00

you think breast milk squirts far, trying not putting a diaper over a baby boy when you're changing him.

Well said, J. I stand corrected ;-)

2009-01-06T13:15:00.000-08:00

Well said, J. I stand corrected ;-)

What a bizarre story. However, you can probably sq...

2009-01-06T13:10:00.000-08:00

What a bizarre story. However, you can probably squirt breastmilk pretty far. It is crazy. Why you would do it is another story.

lol@J

2009-01-06T13:00:00.000-08:00

lol@J

squirting someone is only gross if they are not PA...

2009-01-06T12:53:00.000-08:00

squirting someone is only gross if they are not PAYING for it!

What gives? This is old, old news. Slow celeb day ...

2009-01-06T12:45:00.000-08:00

What gives? This is old, old news. Slow celeb day Mr. Ent?