Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Kirsten Dunst Has An Assistant?

No kidding. What kind of sick do you have to be to...

2008-12-04T17:39:00.000-08:00

No kidding. What kind of sick do you have to be to buy the home version of the test? Does she know how to treat herself for e-coli?

Thanks for the link, Moosh...I always did love usi...

2008-12-03T14:15:00.000-08:00

Thanks for the link, Moosh...I always did love using that picture of her. Sigh. If pics are worth a thousand words, that one was worth three: no. caption. needed. :)

Oops, skip the above link - our own Bad Fish poste...

2008-12-03T10:25:00.000-08:00

Oops, skip the above link - our own Bad Fish posted the pic too. :)

It was a 'Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis -...

2008-12-03T10:23:00.000-08:00

It was a 'Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis - "an advanced noninvasive diagnostic tool that can help practitioners improve prevention and target treatment strategies for gastrointestinal disorders."' Here's the pic. :)

+1 with the Better Off Dead reference.Lolz - maybe...

2008-12-02T19:23:00.000-08:00

+1 with the Better Off Dead reference.

Lolz - maybe she took pity on Tara Reid and offered her a job - I can somehow see that being a new MTV reality show....G_D help us all.

Yeah, what shakey said. Maybe one of those test k...

2008-12-02T15:38:00.000-08:00

Yeah, what shakey said. Maybe one of those test kits for blood in your stool?

Poo tester kit? Why would you need to test your po...

2008-12-02T13:28:00.000-08:00

Poo tester kit? Why would you need to test your poo? Worms?

Forget Valtrex, remember when she was snapped buyi...

2008-12-02T13:20:00.000-08:00

Forget Valtrex, remember when she was snapped buying that poo tester kit at a drugstore? She probably hired an assistant 5 minutes after those pics hit the 'nets.

Well she definitely doesn't want to score her own ...

2008-12-02T12:42:00.000-08:00

Well she definitely doesn't want to score her own coke, and pick up her Valtrex prescription, that would be blow up her spot, lol

"Just join a band and she will find you." That's g...

2008-12-02T11:30:00.000-08:00

"Just join a band and she will find you." That's gold Jerry! Gold!
... and so true. Yeah, I'm thinking the term 'assistant' in Kirsten parlance means 'person I can whale on when I'm high & grouchy' or something. She needs a personal dresser to keep her titties inside her dresses at the bars.

Sigh... I will never get tired of the "Better Off ...

2008-12-02T10:18:00.000-08:00

Sigh... I will never get tired of the "Better Off Dead" references. Just one of the many reasons I love thee, Enty.

By "assistant," does she mean "dealer?"

Kirsten is probably pretty high maintenance. I'm s...

2008-12-02T10:15:00.000-08:00

Kirsten is probably pretty high maintenance. I'm sure her assistant is kept busy with many things.