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Cher won a freaking oscar, I don't think she's fit...

2008-07-23T02:08:00.000-07:00

Cher won a freaking oscar, I don't think she's fitting here.

here are some female celeb bird owners according t...

2008-07-22T10:23:00.000-07:00

here are some female celeb bird owners according to my research:

angelina jolie
elizabeth taylor
paris hilton
hillary swank
britney spears

none of those seem right -- i thought the Cher guess was good ... remember her old bf Rob Camiletti was an unknown who became semi-famous -- but i think this blind is about a recent bf, not sure tho

"Now I guess he would be a celebutard and there ar...

2008-07-22T08:44:00.000-07:00

"Now I guess he would be a celebutard and there are rumors he is about to get a dramatic boost to his 15 minutes."

There are rumor's that Paula's ex is going to be the next Bachelor...

sounds like a fit to me.

There's a reason cities have laws about how many p...

2008-07-22T08:18:00.000-07:00

There's a reason cities have laws about how many pets you can own. :(

Jeannie, LOL! I loved My Cousin Vinny so much I actually don't mind her win too much.

If she only did it well and it mighta been an elec...

2008-07-22T08:07:00.000-07:00

If she only did it well and it mighta been an electronic miracle, I'm gonna guess Marisa Tomei and her questionable Oscar win

Kirstie Alley has/had a lot of birds that she allo...

2008-07-22T06:36:00.000-07:00

Kirstie Alley has/had a lot of birds that she allowed to fly freely around her house (she once gave canaries as a gift to her crew. They all died because they had some infection.)

But Kirstie doesn't fit any other clues.

flora: You have pointed out an interesting phenom...

2008-07-22T06:16:00.000-07:00

flora: You have pointed out an interesting phenomenon. The pet owner who doesn't care if their pets shit all over the place.

This person is usually a woman. Usually these people do not have children, and that's a GOOD thing.
They're usually benign, soft-hearted, weak-willed and have a few loose screws.

Hi guysLurker -- this is my first post. Had to com...

2008-07-22T05:37:00.000-07:00

Hi guys

Lurker -- this is my first post. Had to come out of hiding, because shamefully, I know who Cher is dating. It's that dude who climbed Everest with his second try -- Tim Medvetz. He's a biker, can't imagine him in a suit tho...
Also, Cher is considered a not-too--shabby actress, even tho she did go the electronic route with that pop album of hers!

So, yeah, I obviously don't know!

You need to out this twat, Enty.

2008-07-22T04:56:00.000-07:00

You need to out this twat, Enty.

says" assuming WASN'T some kind of electronic mira...

2008-07-21T23:55:00.000-07:00

says" assuming WASN'T some kind of electronic miracle".
most of us with multiple exotic pets let them roam free as long as it is safe (i have 7 bunnies, but the only roam when i am home, and i warn people if they sit down to play, they may get pooped on. but bunny poop is a different matter) and i HAVE had birds. i'm trying to remember something about someone with birds.... these would most likely be macaws, cockatoos, greys, the big "domesticated" types more than the smaller ones. the bigger ones poop less often, but poop BIGGER! ha!
and screw peta. animal control should get in there and do some serious questioning, not those peta hags.

If someone murdered one of my pets, I'd take a eff...

2008-07-21T22:35:00.000-07:00

If someone murdered one of my pets, I'd take a effing maple bat to his head. Period.

realistically, the only sort of person the girl en...

2008-07-21T21:15:00.000-07:00

realistically, the only sort of person the girl end of this BI could be is a singer, due to the 'electronic miracle' comment. So, a late 80's singer with an enhanced voice, not a strong live singer, who has a current career, has been dating a nobody, and has fairly recently broken up.

Defiinitely Paula. poor thing. seriously bad taste in boyfriends. anger issues, anyone?

Barbara Hershey and Naveen AndrewsDemi Moore and A...

2008-07-21T20:38:00.000-07:00

Barbara Hershey and Naveen Andrews

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

What a psycho bastard he is. Paula does her job b...

2008-07-21T20:09:00.000-07:00

What a psycho bastard he is. Paula does her job badly, as an AI judge wasted all the time. Electronic Miracle would be her voice, but I must say, that is definitely her voice we heard. However, rumors are now that she recently lipsynched a lice performance. A guy that goes into a rage is not worth keeping though.

"He then walked out of her house and never spoke t...

2008-07-21T19:35:00.000-07:00

"He then walked out of her house and never spoke to her again."

He murdered her bird, & then HE didn't speak to her--does that mean she was still willing to speak to him?

What's with these crazy divas and their crapping p...

2008-07-21T19:32:00.000-07:00

What's with these crazy divas and their crapping pets? First Mariah and now this.

People, people, people, gets yaself a pet diapa and ya won't evah have ta worry 'bout dis shit evah agin! Puleeze!

Beating a poor animal to death IS crazy and his as...

2008-07-21T19:25:00.000-07:00

Beating a poor animal to death IS crazy and his ass should have been kicked out, not able to walk out. That said, I couldn't be with someone if I was in a house with five birds who were allowed to fly free and crap on whatever they pleased. That's just nasty. Plus, I'm actually rather terrified of birds. It took me moving to DC to realize that, but birds up close send me into panic mode. I think the birds up there are on some serious steroids or something.

Ent's clearly on some happy pills/booze today, but I actually kind of parsed this and Paula does fit. *puts on 'think like Ent' cap*

1) This is tough because the two people involved only have one job each (currently) and stating what those jobs are must be a big giveaway if he can't state what they are. Paula's current job is being a judge on AI and most people would agree she's pretty bad at it (well, all of them are to be fair, she just catches most of the flack for it). Yeah, I can't think of a real way to "blind" that either. Now her ex was a chef apparently? Maybe Ent has eaten at one of his events or his restaurant before.

2a) "I guess the female...could be considered doing things professionally" - horribly written, but what he means is, you could say the female has had professional pursuits before, aside from her current job. He's pretty lukewarm in that statement, which indicates his not so high opinion about the quality of her endeavors.

2b) "...but hasn't done the first well, for over 20 years and that is assuming it wasn't come [sic] kind of electronic miracle." The first = her first job, which is not necessarily her CURRENT job. She hasn't done that well for over 20 years - Paula's first album was in 1987, and she's never been known as a vocal powerhouse, to put it lightly - and you could technically leave that in present tense because she had that Dance Like There's No Tomorrow song early this year.

Now you have to keep in mind at this point that a lot of people tend to forget that Paula was actually a Laker Girl turned choreographer first and got her record deal later. As far as fame goes, Paula didn't become famous for being a choreographer. She became famous as a pop star and THEN people started pointing out that she was also a much sought-after choreographer who happened to work with one of the most popular female acts at the time, which added some clout to her name (and possibly an attempt to deflect any Janet 'copycat' comparisons she may have gotten since she was largely responsible for Janet's style and dancing during the Control era). I can think of very few choreographers who were famous solely for their choreography. And I have a feeling Ent was never a huge P fan so I'm not expecting him to have any of this in mind. (See, when you think like Ent you also have to think about the details he might *not* consider.)

3) "Now I guess he would be a celebutard" - he was a nobody, and now he's dating somebody with some actual fame; so I guess that technically makes him a celebutard even though people STILL don't have a clue who he is.

4) "rumors...a dramatic boost in his 15 minutes" = the Bachelor rumors. They could be just that, though.

5) "Oh, she's been married before." - she's been married twice.

It's possible Paula just bought these birds. I know on Hey Paula she was letting one of her dogs gnaw on an expensive piece of jewelry and she was just laughing about it, so I can see her letting birds fly around and "be free" without regard. Hell, it sounds like something she would say on AI, something about letting your spirit dance and be free to show all the true colors of its rainbow on stage.

And apologies for the exceptionally long comment.

I seem to recall an interview with Cher at her hou...

2008-07-21T19:23:00.000-07:00

I seem to recall an interview with Cher at her house and she showed her parrots. I'm on the Cher train. She was linked with someone new recently but can't think who it was.

That sonofabitch would have walked out of my house...

2008-07-21T17:51:00.000-07:00

That sonofabitch would have walked out of my house with a load of buckshot in his sorry ass.

Having 5 birds isn't "crazy." Beating a small crea...

2008-07-21T17:09:00.000-07:00

Having 5 birds isn't "crazy." Beating a small creature to death? You don't have to be in PETA to think that's demented. I hope the douchebag gets hit by a bus and then crapped on by a flock of seagulls.

God, that's f*cking despicable... I hope whoever i...

2008-07-21T16:59:00.000-07:00

God, that's f*cking despicable... I hope whoever it is gets hit by a bus.

Not even going to hazard a guess until this sh*t's...

2008-07-21T16:46:00.000-07:00

Not even going to hazard a guess until this sh*t's been edited. Honestly, Enty! Too much booze at lunch?

if it was paula, wouldn't we have seen those crazy...

2008-07-21T16:33:00.000-07:00

if it was paula, wouldn't we have seen those crazy birds on her 'show'? i mean if she's cookoo for the birds, she would have alluded to something, right? she's definitely alluded that she's shit crazy bonkers!!!

It can't be Paula, Seriously who even knows that g...

2008-07-21T16:22:00.000-07:00

It can't be Paula, Seriously who even knows that guys name anyways.

It has to be someone like Pamela Anderson, and Tommy Lee, someone who is known to break up numerous times.

I never heard even rumblings of Paula's ending till it was over.

Hmmmm. I agree with the person who said this doesn't make sense. It is a very confusing blind. I don't get the electronic miracle.....anyone?

Kinda of lurker, but have posted before.

JoAnn

For some reason, I immediately thought of Ivana Tr...

2008-07-21T16:16:00.000-07:00

For some reason, I immediately thought of Ivana Trump, although I'm really not sure if it would fit. But, her new husband was a nobody until she ended up with him...
Just a thought.