Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Let's Talk Baby Photos

People magazine certainly got ripped off for 6 mil...

2008-03-21T16:25:00.000-07:00

People magazine certainly got ripped off for 6 million, first, they look like babies. Second, they look like homely babies. Momz used to call them plain to be kind. I call them Julia Roberts fugly babies.

Oh lord, they do look like Marc. Oh my.Babies are...

2008-03-21T10:32:00.000-07:00

Oh lord, they do look like Marc. Oh my.

Babies are babies and sweetness galore - but . . . I'll shut it up now

... oh... I "take it" Ent. L. FINALLY SEES that Br...

2008-03-21T00:52:00.000-07:00

... oh... I "take it" Ent. L. FINALLY SEES that Brittany Murphy IS A 'WH0RE'... hence his "... work the street" *comment*. Oh YA...and did Ent. notice She recently "stated" (through Her *PR SPOKES-HO'les* no less) that She "...doesn't read blogs"? Well, OBVIOUSLY She "does"... hence Her PUBLIC DENIAL Of Ent. L.'s blog and 'OTHERS' on the Net which TELL THE "Em"XPLICIT *Truth* ABOUT Her.

... BAAAAAAAA...

I thought I read that Marc was the photographer on...

2008-03-20T21:53:00.000-07:00

I thought I read that Marc was the photographer on this shoot?

Oh, and those are sooooo IVF babies!

um, i should HOPE that no matter how little time s...

2008-03-20T21:23:00.000-07:00

um, i should HOPE that no matter how little time she spends with her twins she could tell them apart...considering that max would be the one with the penis. that should make it pretty easy for her!

I looked at these while in the checkout line at th...

2008-03-20T19:31:00.000-07:00

I looked at these while in the checkout line at the grocery today, and they are the most posed, overly styled photos I have ever seen. Even Miss J (holla ANTM fans!) would be aghast.
In one, she is wearing this pink ball gown while bottle feeding (of course, she's not going to breast feed), and in another they're pushing the babies in a stroller and Marc is in this pink(!) cardigan and they look like they're running. I don't even have the words to describe how fake and laughter inducing it all is. I actually lol'd while standing in line. If you see it in a store, pick it up and take a gander, because it's so awful.

Thanks Ragdoll and Brendalove! I'm really touched ...

2008-03-20T19:26:00.000-07:00

Thanks Ragdoll and Brendalove! I'm really touched by the well-wishing! That, together with all the hormones make me a little teary-eyed. He he. You are so sweet!

I can't believe it! We're going to have a CDAN ba...

2008-03-20T17:20:00.000-07:00

I can't believe it! We're going to have a CDAN baby! Congratulations.

If by nose, they mean ass, then mine got big durin...

2008-03-20T16:53:00.000-07:00

If by nose, they mean ass, then mine got big during pregnancy, too.

My nose never grew either time I was pregnant. I ...

2008-03-20T16:44:00.000-07:00

My nose never grew either time I was pregnant. I got huge boobs, my hair fell out, I developed a bunch of allergies, and had the best fingernails, but no growing nose.

Um, NurserIES, Ent. Plural. One for every house ...

2008-03-20T16:25:00.000-07:00

Um, NurserIES, Ent. Plural. One for every house she owns, and each as extravagant as the others...

April, congrats on your wonderful news!!!!!!!! Here's hoping you have a nice, easy pregnancy with lots of ice cream thrown in, and very minimal, if any, nose (or butt) spread! Ha!

Thanks. I'm in Tennessee, so we'll have to see abo...

2008-03-20T15:57:00.000-07:00

Thanks. I'm in Tennessee, so we'll have to see about that..

April, may you have a nice cooler summer. ;-)

2008-03-20T15:51:00.000-07:00

April, may you have a nice cooler summer. ;-)

Oh, and I'm due September 29. :-)

2008-03-20T15:32:00.001-07:00

Oh, and I'm due September 29. :-)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! ;-)

2008-03-20T15:32:00.000-07:00

YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! ;-)

Thanks Sweater and Twisted Sister! How nice of you...

2008-03-20T15:31:00.000-07:00

Thanks Sweater and Twisted Sister! How nice of you!

If my nose expands like J-Lo's I will make sure to let you know so you can make fun of me too. I promise!

I could NEVER make fun of babies, but I have no pr...

2008-03-20T15:10:00.000-07:00

I could NEVER make fun of babies, but I have no problem spewing about JLo. I gotta say I feel ZERO happiness for her. She seems like such a souless beast.

April - congratulations!!! When are you due? And...

2008-03-20T14:55:00.000-07:00

April - congratulations!!! When are you due? And can we make fun of your nose along the way? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssse??

And apparently she claims they did it naturally......

2008-03-20T14:50:00.000-07:00

And apparently she claims they did it naturally...no fertility treatments. Yeah right, I buy that. Just like Nicole Kidman never had any work done.

Do these celebs really think people are that stupid?

I wonder if they'll speak Spanish at home? JLo cl...

2008-03-20T14:48:00.000-07:00

I wonder if they'll speak Spanish at home? JLo claims she only spoke English as a child and never learned Spanish, but come on, girl - she grew up in a Spanish-speaking nabe in the Bronx (her newscaster sister Lynda made the mistake of taping her and her mother touring the old neighborhood and speaking spanish to all the storekeepers.) You think the old ladies in the neighborhood would let them get away with that?

everybody's nose gets bigger when they are pregnan...

2008-03-20T14:39:00.000-07:00

everybody's nose gets bigger when they are pregnant. i have seen some huge ones. ET, do you have any children? you seem so anti-kid. just makes me wonder.

Grats april!! That's awesome:)No idea about the no...

2008-03-20T14:19:00.000-07:00

Grats april!!
That's awesome:)

No idea about the nose thing but I think when you've had work done, that might be a factor.
Again though, no idea.

No amount of makeup or airbrushing could hide her ...

2008-03-20T14:17:00.000-07:00

No amount of makeup or airbrushing could hide her newly acquired piggy nose, though.

I'm pregnant, and pray to God that doesn't happy to me. Maybe it doubles in size when you are expecting twins?

This made me laugh a lot Ent:)My 2 immediate older...

2008-03-20T14:06:00.000-07:00

This made me laugh a lot Ent:)
My 2 immediate older brothers (18 months older) were twins.
My mom used to rely on me to tell them apart.
First of all, twins have their own language with one another. Second, it seems to be a common thing to try to pull one over on your folks when you're caught without the twin around and blame them (say you are them). This is when my mom would grab me from my nap and say "Is this really Jason?"
grumpily I would give the yes or no.

Yes yes I know her children are fraternal (obviously) and not identical..but still it made me smile.

Betcha whatever language they create to communicate is better than her next album;)

So let me get this straight. J-Lo is at home in h...

2008-03-20T13:56:00.000-07:00

So let me get this straight. J-Lo is at home in her nursery, yet she's dressed in a designer evening gown. With full-on hair and makeup, no less.

I know that she had to look good for the photo shoot, but couldn't they have her play the at-home mom routine better than this? But who knows, maybe J-Lo struts around in $10,000 dresses 24/7.