Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Today's Blind Items

#1 megan fox? i mean, she has recently admitted to...

2008-09-25T05:54:00.000-07:00

#1 megan fox? i mean, she has recently admitted to a lesbian relationship in the past.

its not winona ryder- she is not a television actr...

2008-08-15T07:43:00.000-07:00

its not winona ryder- she is not a television actress!!!

#1 has to be Winona Rdyer -- just today (8/14) Lai...

2008-08-14T18:30:00.000-07:00

#1 has to be Winona Rdyer -- just today (8/14) Lainey Gossip reported:

"Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it."

I'm thinking #2 could be Elisha Cuthbert? She date...

2008-08-14T17:14:00.000-07:00

I'm thinking #2 could be Elisha Cuthbert?

She dated that Sean Avery fellow for a while, and despite being an athlete, he makes my gaydar go off for a number of reasons. Prior to that she was with that friend of Justin Timberlake's... Trace something.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITTstill lives with her mother, n...

2008-08-14T09:25:00.000-07:00

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
still lives with her mother, n'est pas?

Today is Mila Kunis' birthday. Coincidence?????

2008-08-14T08:54:00.000-07:00

Today is Mila Kunis' birthday. Coincidence?????

OH!! What about Scarlett Johanssen for 2?? Thoug...

2008-08-14T08:30:00.000-07:00

OH!! What about Scarlett Johanssen for 2?? Though, I highly doubt her fiance is gay...

does mischa barton even have a boyfriend to dump?

2008-08-14T08:24:00.000-07:00

does mischa barton even have a boyfriend to dump?

Oh, and the idea of Wilmer with blue balls makes m...

2008-08-14T07:49:00.000-07:00

Oh, and the idea of Wilmer with blue balls makes me SO happy.

#2, I am definitely on board with Mila Kunis, beca...

2008-08-14T07:45:00.000-07:00

#2, I am definitely on board with Mila Kunis, because she is way too good for Culkin. And did any of you see "Sarah Marshall?" She was incredibly hot in that movie. I didn't think she would look good next to Kristin Bell, who I worship, but she was equally as beautiful, sexy, and funny.

Megan Fox? Seriously? Have you not seen the pictures of her giving BAG a public hand job? :)

#1 I think Enty loves to hate Mischa, and it would sure fit with her TaTu movie.

I don't know who #2 is, but good for her! She wan...

2008-08-14T07:21:00.000-07:00

I don't know who #2 is, but good for her! She wants to wait until she is married - very rare these days, especially in show business.

Ernestine...I LOVE your snap! You are right. The...

2008-08-14T07:14:00.000-07:00

Ernestine...I LOVE your snap!

You are right. The chicks over at Jezebel can be just like you said.
I parse through the articles and find what I like. I would never dare comment on there.

Defamer is awesome and I love the recurring posts about the seen celebrities.

I will be on the lookout for your fiesty comments. Go, E!

#2 definitely MB, but for #2, it sure sounds like ...

2008-08-14T06:52:00.001-07:00

#2 definitely MB, but for #2, it sure sounds like megan fox, although I know she is very outspoken about her she "loves" her some sex .. I think we need to look at someone similar to her .. unless of course, that is all a big pr lie and she is sweet and virginal .. nah ..

Yay for gossip sites and fake lesbians with no car...

2008-08-14T06:52:00.000-07:00

Yay for gossip sites and fake lesbians with no careers and lying virgins!

I LOVE dlisted as much as the next guy or gal proclaiming his or her love for Michael K. What a quick-witted little mofo -- and he's self-deprecating, unlike a certain obese pink-haired fucktard who we all love to hate.

Lainey lives forever. Yes, she's a MEAN bitch (she makes me wince sometimes), but her blinds are insanely good.

I also love A Socialite's Life for J. Harvey's writing alone, though its new title -- Socialite Life -- is awkward enough to drive me into total distraction whenever I click on the link.

Passiveaggressivenotes is HILARIOUS, and so is engrish.com. Gotta give a shout out to those two -- and, of course, gofugyourself contains some pretty genius and snarky writing. Whenever I see some heinous outfit, I KNOW it'll end up on that site. LOVE those bitches.

i'mnotobsessed is monitored by a sweet Long Island (I can't say that without putting an accent on it, you know?) chick who CONSTANTLY updates allllll day, but many of the people who post comments there are fourteen year-old anonymous morons who get off on insulting strangers and their opinions, so post something at your own risk. Oh, and you will seldom encounter such anti-Brangelina fervor. EVERY post -- whether it's about Mr. T, handbags or yeast infections, etc -- will, invariably, lead someone to mention Angelina and how she's a homewrecking whore. Apparently, these people also find her ugly. Oooookay. Eye of the beholder, blah blah blah.

I think the girls who run jezebel are a bunch of snots. Yup. I said it. AUDITIONING before you POST a COMMENT? They remind me of the holier-than-thou hipsters who wanted to be Different like all the Other Different People who attended my college. People who claimed to be nonjudgmental but still threw snarky glares at the girls who were too busy doing their fucking schoolwork and whatnot to travel to urban outfitters to buy the ugly-as-shit goodwillesque outfits they'd wear with complete irony. Kiss my white ass, you condescending hos. Defamer is far superior, anyhow.

I'm feelin' fiesty today. Hope Enty posts some good shit!

No offense to her or anything because I like her f...

2008-08-14T04:17:00.000-07:00

No offense to her or anything because I like her fine.....but
I don't think it could be Rachel Bilson.

The blind says, "she is one of the most desired women in Hollywood and radiates sex".

I have heard Rachel descibed as cute as a button, adorable, etc, etc. Being desired and radiating sex is a whole other way of coming across.

When I think of someone being universally desired and radiating sex.....I always think of Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. Like the scene when William Hurt comes to her house and she closes the door on him and she's standing in the foyer with that tight, body-hugging blouse and skirt on. Oh man.

His lust for her so visable as he goes to each window and sees her just standing there. He finally strides over.....takes that patio chair .....shatters the french door....

.....and then just takes her right there on the hallway floor. Now that is hotness...desire...total sexiness.

It would have to be an actress that would inspire that kind of oh-my-goodness magic, in my opinion.

No offense to anyone who thinks it's her, btw. Just my thoughts.

I LOVE Michael K. and his amazing, hilarious, dead...

2008-08-14T04:05:00.000-07:00

I LOVE Michael K. and his amazing, hilarious, dead-on D-listed!

It's the only place I can go and find a genuine laugh every single day. Michael K. rules.

Plus I love his love for things like chola eyebrows.

My must-check-like-20-times-a-day
websites are: Crazydaysandnight, obviously, D-listed, Celebitchy, Jezebel, and Passive-Aggressive Notes. On Sunday I have to go to PostSecret first before I do anything else.

The internet is crazy addictive.

Ops! I forgot Sophia was married. It lasted like ...

2008-08-14T00:56:00.000-07:00

Ops! I forgot Sophia was married. It lasted like a week?

video of rachel saying she lost it at 14http://www...

2008-08-14T00:03:00.000-07:00

video of rachel saying she lost it at 14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lLshTBfZ2A

seems like ent is talking in past tense about the beard relationship. Isabel Lucas? she did "home and away" maybe.. couldn't be sophia she was married, Emily Blunt hasn't done tv.

I think I'll go with Mila Kunis the bf shes bearding was Macaulay Culkin and guy pressuring her Wilmer Valderrama.

Also, I think shes a really big dork like plays WoW so I love her and feel kinda of a crazy celeb sisterhood vibe b/c of this.

I dunno. Ent gives a clue that the previous boyfr...

2008-08-13T22:10:00.000-07:00

I dunno. Ent gives a clue that the previous boyfriend was straight, and the current boyfriend is not.

bilson was always rumored to be hayden's beard. h...

2008-08-13T21:49:00.000-07:00

bilson was always rumored to be hayden's beard. he was...maybe still is her long time boyfriend.

#2)I think I know who it is, but I don't want to o...

2008-08-13T21:25:00.000-07:00

#2)I think I know who it is, but I don't want to out the actor. Especially if he wants to keep it in the closet, so to speak. LOL

Pandora, those are my only three sites as well! Ya...

2008-08-13T21:14:00.000-07:00

Pandora, those are my only three sites as well!
Yahweh bless Michael K!

@ Jamie's GirlTrue, true...But she is also pithy.A...

2008-08-13T21:02:00.000-07:00

@ Jamie's Girl

True, true...

But she is also pithy.

And she also gives good blind.

Unlike Ted.

I have to admit I am only a genuine fan of CDAN, Lainey & DListed.

(am I banned now?) :D

Sorry, no way in a million years is #2 Biel. She ...

2008-08-13T20:45:00.000-07:00

Sorry, no way in a million years is #2 Biel. She is super-diesel, uber-lesbian, very manly and is obviously the man in any relationship, including JT.

However,Penelope Cruz does seem a reasonable guess. Especially knowing Tom Cruise and Matthew McCaughnahey are not going to try to get her gorgeous panties.

>>>>(Hands OFF Lainey though!)She is ridiculous in...

2008-08-13T20:38:00.000-07:00

>>>>(Hands OFF Lainey though!)

She is ridiculous in her hating, almost jealous acting.