tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post5300237655641403325..comments2008-05-16T04:40:00.831-07:00ent lawyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08658046190988387228noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-43640593575140530872008-05-16T04:40:00.000-07:002008-05-16T04:40:00.000-07:002008-05-16T04:40:00.000-07:00Suzi's account of the whole thing from her MySpace page {unedited for typos, swear words and a third person reference to herself}...<BR/><I><BR/>alright guys.<BR/>life & style skewed the thing quite a bit.<BR/>i'm going to clear this shit up once and for all. i'll never talk about it ever again either. so dont bother asking!<BR/><BR/>May 5th, the Velvet Margarita Cantina.<BR/><BR/>suzi, liza, laura jean, and my BOYFRIEND dave were at VMC drinking for cinco de mayo and joking about mary carey, and all the other wasted celebrities there... who doesnt bag on vince vaughn every once n a whilr, eh?<BR/><BR/>so there we were, having fun and liza and i were playing the "would you... with him??" kinda game and the subject of vinny came up, along with that story of Owen Wilson asking some broad to have a threesome with him and Vince Vaughn, and she turned him down, yadda yadda yadda... how funny... not..<BR/><BR/>so if you know me you know im a practical joker. when vince vaughn shoed up to the VMC i just HAD to prank the fool. i mean.. he was asking for it... lookin all sweaty in a flannel shirt. too easy.<BR/><BR/>liza, lj, dave and i end up standing near him and i decide to pinch his ass for the hell of it. he turns around, we giggle, he gives us a dirty look and says "you dont think thats been done before honey?" i'm like OH HELL NO.<BR/><BR/>dont be rude to me your lucky i touched that thing!<BR/><BR/>a few drinks later i decide to put vince vaughn in his place. liza bets me $20 (and what drunk little girl is gunna turn that down? im no pussy) to go sit next to him and invite him into a threesome with me n "my sister"<BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>i fucken did it, okay? no big deal! he looked mortified and disgusted and it was not even that funny!!! and when he turned me down i simply laughed in his fat face and said, "thats cool, i just made $20 off you dude!"<BR/><BR/>i got up, he left... i told a few girls in the ladies bathroom and one happened to work for life & style. i almost didnt sell them the story because i dont think it was very funny. but you people love that shit dont you?<BR/><BR/>and im not goth, slutty, or stupid. my boyfriend was there and we all had a good laugh over poor vince vaughn.<BR/><BR/>"YOUR SO MONEY BABY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT"<BR/><BR/>there ya go.<BR/></I>Jerryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01945395121658105351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-14726080248088670812008-05-15T14:56:00.000-07:002008-05-15T14:56:00.000-07:002008-05-15T14:56:00.000-07:00I've heard the gay rumours swirling. Especially during his ?fauxmance? with Aniston.Karahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05027222485317272861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-68092528343166530102008-05-15T12:33:00.001-07:002008-05-15T12:33:00.001-07:002008-05-15T12:33:00.001-07:00Is he the blind that sent away the underage girl?adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15353788038996844317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-88984726778744558312008-05-15T12:33:00.000-07:002008-05-15T12:33:00.000-07:002008-05-15T12:33:00.000-07:00I'll take "Bad Vacations" for $600 Alex.<BR/><BR/>"To behave in a self-seeking manner"<BR/><BR/>What is an Ego Trip?<BR/><BR/>You are correct.sheetrockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01488328872218930859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-74192222203067233622008-05-15T11:36:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:36:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:36:00.000-07:00Hell, I'll do it in cross stitch and frame it. Will go nicely next to the Miley Cyrus "Jailbait Whores for Jesus" velvet painting.Bad Fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01352976662553945963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-64151954399841441952008-05-15T11:08:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:08:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:08:00.000-07:00Harriet, I'd wear the t-shirt just to see the reaction @ our local grocery store.sheetrockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01488328872218930859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-81559345669262717862008-05-15T11:05:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:05:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:05:00.000-07:00oooh! This is the answer to a blind isn't it?klownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02778771652913727229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-35333147872756641842008-05-15T11:04:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:04:00.000-07:002008-05-15T11:04:00.000-07:00*LOL* sheetrock, I was just thinking it would make an excellent t-shirt!Harriet Hellfirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13273140641643205278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-44232448551720370552008-05-15T10:49:00.001-07:002008-05-15T10:49:00.001-07:002008-05-15T10:49:00.001-07:00Jax, "Nice girls don't go trolling for shared dick with their sister" would make a good Public Service Announcement.sheetrockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01488328872218930859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-61388708846138016692008-05-15T10:49:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:49:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:49:00.000-07:00Let's not forget that the women COULD have been mega-fug.ladyerroneoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13320405041881711286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-75967103997571279272008-05-15T10:48:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:48:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:48:00.000-07:00I thought Vince was gay? Hasn't he been the guess for a number of closeted-celeb BIs?brainypiratehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01490806585346921662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-61739217843653546432008-05-15T10:44:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:44:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:44:00.000-07:00Yeah, and the twins angle is even creepier. <BR/>Always has icked me out whenever I've seen twins posing in Playboy or wherever.<BR/>But just two regular chicks and a dude--rock on! Been there myself.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*eons ago...ahh, the good ol' days*selenakylehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16883189902232698160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-49988845770168351312008-05-15T10:37:00.001-07:002008-05-15T10:37:00.001-07:002008-05-15T10:37:00.001-07:00From a guy, 2 sisters is pretty icky. 3some, sure, incest, ummmm, I'll pass.kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08085022450957280792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-89600924119755448502008-05-15T10:37:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:37:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:37:00.000-07:00or maybe he looked at the two whores and said "nah i don't have time to see the doc at the free clinic tomorrow"<BR/>nice girls don't go trolling for shared dick with their sister.jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13009699859972498455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-29370901964348043052008-05-15T10:35:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:35:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:35:00.000-07:00Well, if this is true good for him. Didn't these guys learn anything from Frank Gifford?califblondyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15433021451239221224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-46763097256491762102008-05-15T10:20:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:20:00.000-07:002008-05-15T10:20:00.000-07:00Hmm I'm gonna with "forgot his Viagra". What does Vince Vaughn care if he's seen as a playboy? He's made a career of acting in movies where he gets to be the charming sleazebag.Bad Fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01352976662553945963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-57800256925817754402008-05-15T10:13:00.001-07:002008-05-15T10:13:00.001-07:002008-05-15T10:13:00.001-07:00I can understand the appeal of a threesome for men. But I just don't get the appeal of two sisters. How can that possibly be a turn on to be involved in incest? yuckkimmypie1http://www.blogger.com/profile/15970930377933968882noreply@blogger.com