Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Four For Friday

aw, twisted, i didn't know you cared!i think i may...

2007-05-07T16:38:00.000-07:00

aw, twisted, i didn't know you cared!

i think i may be mis-reading things. i think someone before you was under the impression that everything on the disney channel was shot on the disney lot, everything on the (defunked) WB was shot on the warner lot, etc.

so i read your post as saying the same thing.
and i'm not dumb, i'm FLUFFY!
:)

10:24, You sound just like a huge fan of hers. Sta...

2007-05-05T22:01:00.000-07:00

10:24, You sound just like a huge fan of hers. Stavros?? Josh?? Kidding don't get your undies in a knot :-)
Okay, I am with all the Kristen C. guesses. I am sure Paris has been on some sexy lists before. It wouldn't be that huge a deal to her. Kristen, however, has an undeserved sense of entitlment(sp?). I could totally see her like this. I am going with Mel Gibson for 2 and I don't know about the rest but, I am going to research it.
Awesome BI's Ent!! We have missed these

The turd of it is Paris will probably get a realit...

2007-05-05T14:32:00.000-07:00

The turd of it is Paris will probably get a reality show or book deal or sex tape out her stay in jail.

Patsy

That article quoted about Paris was really written...

2007-05-05T10:37:00.000-07:00

That article quoted about Paris was really written by Sandy Cohen? The same name as the dad on the OC?

....how bizarre, how bizarre.

Paris Hilton ought to be going to jail for prostit...

2007-05-05T08:19:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton ought to be going to jail for prostitution. She was an apartment whore during her first year in LA, and still rents her valtrex vagina out to rich people like Paul Allen. The only thing notable about Parasite is her low T cell count.

#2 Stacy Keibler

2007-05-05T07:32:00.000-07:00

#2 Stacy Keibler

Y'all are insane to suggest Paris Hilton for #2, s...

2007-05-04T22:24:00.000-07:00

Y'all are insane to suggest Paris Hilton for #2, she (a) gets a truckload of money for appearances, (b) probably wouldn't be caught dead losing her temper in a starbucks, and (c) has been the sh*t for years and wouldn't lose it over some triviality such as her position on some mag's top 100 list.

It's not like I'm a huge fan of hers, it's just that this neo-diva stuff is so not her thing.

Making bail, now that's more her thing.

stupid cow couldn't even attend a few alchie ed cl...

2007-05-04T22:05:00.001-07:00

stupid cow couldn't even attend a few alchie ed classes to impress the court and keep herself out of jail.

Who exactly did she expect to dig her out of this?

Bionic Bunny - when I find information stating tha...

2007-05-04T22:05:00.000-07:00

Bionic Bunny - when I find information stating that the shows I referenced were shot on the Universal lot, then I'm going to go with that rather than what some dumb bunny has to say. ;-)

From not so confused Twisted Sister

Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 DaysBy SANDY COH...

2007-05-04T21:04:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days
By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer
2 hours ago

LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed.

Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She testified she believed her license was initially suspended for 30 days and that she was allowed to drive for work purposes during the next 90 days.

She said that when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document.

Also called to the stand was Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz. Hilton and her attorneys characterized Mintz as a liaison between Hilton and her lawyers.

Mintz testified that to his knowledge Hilton did not drive during the 30-day period. He said he then advised her that he believed her license was no longer suspended.

The judge called Mintz's testimony worthless and expressed disbelief at Hilton's lawyers.

"I can't believe that either attorney did not tell her that the suspension had been upheld," the judge said. "She wanted to disregard everything that was said and continue to drive no matter what."

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Paris Hilton looked forward and didn't speak to news media as she left court. Her mother looked upset.

When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal.

"I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said.

He said the sentence was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous."

"I think she's singled out because of who she is," Weitzman said.

Hilton had arrived at the Metropolitan Courthouse 10 minutes late and ignored screams of photographers as she swept in with her attorneys, mother and father, Rick Hilton. Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.

The celebrity case brought an unusual scene to the austere courthouse south of downtown in a commercial area. As if at a red carpet event, dozens of photographers and reporters lined up at the rear entrance. Yellow police tape substituted for velvet ropes.

Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.

On Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.

Mintz said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.

Hilton was also required to enroll in an alcohol education program by Feb. 12. As of April 17, she had not enrolled, prosecutors said.

Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, first gained notoriety for her hard partying as a teen. She attracted worldwide attention when a sex tape she made with a boyfriend was released on the Internet.

She stars in the reality-TV series, "The Simple Life," now in its fifth season, with Nicole Richie. She appeared in the 2005 film, "House of Wax" and recently finished filming "The Hottie and the Nottie." She also is a handbag designer and has a namesake perfume.

Then there's this here horrifying image of Kathy H...

2007-05-04T21:03:00.000-07:00

Then there's this here horrifying image of Kathy Hilton (with wee Paris) from a fashion show in 1987; it accompanies an article about Jerry Oppenheimer's new book, House of Hilton, which, among other things, details how Mother Hilton came to be the evil womb responsible for so much hate in this world. Kathy's father is a mere housepainter; as a young climber, she had a tryst with a member of the Jackson 5 (oh, please let it be Tito) when she was 16; and, best of all, Kathy's mother (Paris' grandmother) wanted to make sure her daughter "had all the tools" to land herself a rich husband like Rick Hilton, so she enrolled Kathy in "sex lessons" that were taught by a man in a van in front of their house

Stacy Keibler

2007-05-04T20:50:00.000-07:00

Stacy Keibler

OK - on the FHM sexiest list, NO.71 is named Vikki...

2007-05-04T20:36:00.000-07:00

OK - on the FHM sexiest list, NO.71 is named Vikki Blows.

'nuff said.

Cyn

I think the FHM girl has to be Kristen because Par...

2007-05-04T20:19:00.000-07:00

I think the FHM girl has to be Kristen because Paris charges whatever she wants for appearances etc. I doubt there would be many celebs who would charge more for personal appearances etc than Paris and I also doubt that Paris agent would tell her otherwise

Anon @ 7:18 is Joe Francis

2007-05-04T19:20:00.000-07:00

Anon @ 7:18 is Joe Francis

7:10 It's over.

2007-05-04T19:18:00.000-07:00

7:10 It's over.

for the confused (twisted sister):there are severa...

2007-05-04T19:10:00.000-07:00

for the confused (twisted sister):
there are several major lots in and around hollywood.
universal is best known because of the tour stuff.

a show can be shot on any lot, and then sold to another network. for instance, "drew carey" and "whose line is it" were ABC shows shot on the warner lot.

but i have no guesses as to 3 & 4. i think its an ingenius solution, though!
whoever #1 is must have multiple duis. i was going to say gary busey, but he was never "a" list.

oh, and anon:47-- kindly F**k off. i am so sick of you idiots. where did you get YOUR law degree??
we all know she probably won't see any jail time.
it ain't over 'til its over.

Paris, that's nutragous

2007-05-04T19:03:00.000-07:00

Paris, that's nutragous

Thanks anon 5:30makes senseSA

2007-05-04T18:26:00.000-07:00

Thanks anon 5:30

makes sense

SA

Ent's expert opinion was dead right. Even your av...

2007-05-04T17:54:00.000-07:00

Ent's expert opinion was dead right. Even your average Joe could get off with an ankle bracelet for Paris' crime if his lawyer played it right.

Something is afoot in LA these days. It appears that celebs are getting caught for DUIs right and left, and no one is treating them gently.

Someone made a secret campaign promise (to a person whose child was killed by a drunken celeb?)

To anon 4:20 -None of the actors made money on Bro...

2007-05-04T17:42:00.000-07:00

To anon 4:20 -

None of the actors made money on Brokeback. It was a huge gamble for everyone involved, no one got backend deals and they all worked for less than their normal fees. Randy Quaid is quite angry that it became such a hit, and he accepted so little money. I can't imagine that AH got much more than he did.

As for Devil-Prada, Anne wasn't the big star, though she was the heroine. I doubt she made the big bucks on it. She could have been replaced easily by someone else.

Anne doesn't seem to do the kind of projects that would have her raking in major cash. Her next three films are small.

So I'm inclined to think that snagging a mega-millionaire means that she can live the good life and be choosy about her films.

For some reason there are two differnt lists for F...

2007-05-04T17:30:00.000-07:00

For some reason there are two differnt lists for FHM. One does have Paris Hilton on it.

The other has Hayden Pannitierre on it so that must be the UK one because she is underaged in some parts of the US.

Hence the confusion.

But anyway, I still stick with Kristin, she is known for using different places to start a bidding war for her appearances. She is smart enough to know that she needs to get it while she can.

Hmm, I googled for top 100 sexiest list and found ...

2007-05-04T17:00:00.000-07:00

Hmm, I googled for top 100 sexiest list and found the thing I've linked twice now (uk)

67. Myleene Klass

Not Paris.

Then again perhaps FHM added her because of the unfortunate pub. Who knows. I don't have a subscrition to the mag and for all I know the UK version is diffeent. It tops google in the search.

She's going to jail?

Hilarity ensues

SA

I am sure Paris will find a lovely ladyfriend i...

2007-05-04T16:57:00.000-07:00

I am sure Paris will find a lovely ladyfriend in jail, maybe even several.

So much for the "lawyer's" expert opinion here tha...

2007-05-04T16:47:00.000-07:00

So much for the "lawyer's" expert opinion here that she would not go to jail. There's still an appeal but I definitely don't believe the writer here is a lawyer.