Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Image Burned Into My Retina

DN, you took the words right out of my mouth! So E...

2008-11-15T20:02:00.000-08:00

DN, you took the words right out of my mouth! So Ent, forever burned into your retina is the image of Pariah wildly clutching the walls on either side of her, bracing herself, going woo-woo-WOOOOO-wooo? Because that's what's working for me.

it explains how she hits the high notes... popping...

2008-11-14T22:01:00.000-08:00

it explains how she hits the high notes... popping out a doody bubble.

if sitting on your ass firing one in the hole can ...

2008-11-14T21:32:00.000-08:00

if sitting on your ass firing one in the hole can somehow inspire you to create something that will earn you millions of dollars eventually then i am all for it. did you guys see the guy on dlisted who is trying to sell his idea of a vibrating toilet seat? you sit on the thing and press a button and it fucking vibrates! we need to alert mariah posthaste. think of the dozens of songs just waiting to materialize, ummmm, on the other hand, dont inform her.

Wasn't her 15 minutes up about, oh, 5 years ago? W...

2008-11-14T18:09:00.000-08:00

Wasn't her 15 minutes up about, oh, 5 years ago? Who cares how many octaves she can sing in - her music is CRAP! Not to mention she's a prima-donna AW. I don't see how this is worthy of any mention besides in The Sun.

"An assistant standing patiently outside the door ...

2008-11-14T15:40:00.000-08:00

"An assistant standing patiently outside the door waiting with silk baby wipes was there."

This part is a joke right? If it isn't why the hell didn't she bring the damn wipes in the toilet herself?

I used to really admire her talent now I'm slowly loosing my respect for her.

Did anyone else see her performance on X Factor? She was awful!

maybe she's referring to the assistant as the hero...

2008-11-14T12:23:00.000-08:00

maybe she's referring to the assistant as the hero. I mean, jeez, that's a pretty Herculean task.

How many fresh towels were in there?

2008-11-14T12:17:00.000-08:00

How many fresh towels were in there?

oh, come on enty, connect the dots, will ya? she ...

2008-11-14T12:04:00.000-08:00

oh, come on enty, connect the dots, will ya? she started thinking of herself and what a hero she is for employing people to wipe her ass and tada! a song was born while she was on the throne.

but of course it would fascinating to listeners wh...

2008-11-14T11:44:00.000-08:00

but of course it would fascinating to listeners while they ate breakfast...seriously, who doesn't want to know every little thing about her....good God...

i wished she would have offered up a courtesy flus...

2008-11-14T11:20:00.000-08:00

i wished she would have offered up a courtesy flush for us nonfans.

the music industry is a crapshoot afterall.

Nick was scraping her corns? Is this for real?--M...

2008-11-14T11:16:00.000-08:00

Nick was scraping her corns? Is this for real?--Mariah would never have corns on her delicate feet--no way.

Now we know why she sounded like crap when she san...

2008-11-14T11:03:00.000-08:00

Now we know why she sounded like crap when she sang it on that recent X Factor show? Okay, bad joke, I know.
Too many tributes have already made that song a stinker for me. (oh, the puns...)

"And then a hearo comes aloooNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG...wit...

2008-11-14T11:00:00.000-08:00

"And then a hearo comes aloooNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG...with the strength to....carry ONNNNNNNNNNNNN".

I mean, things can get pretty philosophical in the bathroom at times, but this takes the biscuit.