Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Happy Birthday - Lets Break Up

My Barbie dated Stretch Armstrong. Thank the gods...

2009-07-14T18:05:46.770-07:00

My Barbie dated Stretch Armstrong. Thank the gods above that this is over. In every photo of them as a couple, he always looked in pain.

THANK YOU everyone for saying what I was thinking....

2009-07-14T07:20:16.651-07:00

THANK YOU everyone for saying what I was thinking... Men don't want anything to do with some stupid theme party and costumes! Especially an NFL player with a public image of his own. Good god!
Men will tolerate Halloween costumes if it means their girl is dressed slutty. Only.

ITA about JS needing a sugar daddy. But most of those rich, older guys are not celebrities. I think JS has forgotten that non-celebrity men exist. If she would just give up the 'Hollywood power couple' nonsense, she could find a decent guy. And RETIRE like we (and she) want her to!

@dvz---hahahaaaa! I love it! Soooo funny when we...

2009-07-14T07:00:30.389-07:00

@dvz---hahahaaaa! I love it! Soooo funny when we catch ourselves analyzing somebldy's sh*t and then we catch ourselves and think "who really gives a crap??!?"

Love it. That was great.

But I don't think she's past the marrying-well stage. She's prime pickings for an older man. Not a younger *stud* like Romo or other similar sports figure in his own prime.

When I went from my younger ex to marrying one 9 years older, I am forever HOOKED on older distingushed men. The young gals can HAVE the young guys.

Believe me, plenty of older dudes can still get it on just fine without help, and need it very often..... *gotta go now*

I don't picture Tony as being a complete jerk, so ...

2009-07-14T05:20:38.681-07:00

I don't picture Tony as being a complete jerk, so you know she must have been unbearable for him to dump her before her birthday. In fact, he earned some brownie points for not playing the game, showing up and pretending to care for the sake of show. I cannot believe she's only 4 years younger than me - a Barbie & Ken party? Gosh, grow up. I would have been embarrassed to have that kind of party when I was 8. I will be so happy when she disappears from view. It's somewhat sad because it's obvious she has no identity at all, she just molds herself into what the guy she's with wants...or what she thinks he wants. Then her true colors come out and they realize what she is. For all of the "success" she's had, I get the feeling she will live her life in misery. If you have no identity of who you are and what you do have is nothing but vanity, shallowness and the maturity of a 4-year-old, all the money in the world won't buy you happiness.

In one of the more creative ways to avoid buying a...

2009-07-14T03:49:13.262-07:00

In one of the more creative ways to avoid buying a birthday gift...

Nah. I do that a couple, maybe three times a year.

I think she's far past the "marry well" option. Sh...

2009-07-13T21:49:38.050-07:00

I think she's far past the "marry well" option. She doesn't have an ounce of charm or wit and she's become a joke--not exactly trophy wife material. This Barbie and Ken party screams "arrested development" on a terrifying scale. (At least Mimi can sing--let her have her stupid Hello Kitty crap, she's earned it.) On top of that, she brings nothing to the table but baggage. Most notably that monster of an albatross named Joe.

What man wouldn't run screaming?

This poor girl is screwed, unless her and Lachey hook back up which makes the most sense.

Which makes NO sense at all is why I'm giving enough of a fuck to leave any comment at all about this silly twat, let alone a twenty-pager. Kill me now.

@ Selena "I don't think she should think for herse...

2009-07-13T17:57:50.896-07:00

@ Selena "I don't think she should think for herself."

I don't think ,the girl CAN think for herself. ;)

I think her creepy Papa Joe does all her thinking for her. When she was married to Nick and Papa Joe asked what went on during her wedding night(in detail). I shuddered to my soul. He creeps me the hell out.

Was Jessica dropped on her head?

2009-07-13T17:36:05.540-07:00

Was Jessica dropped on her head?

I know I'm the only one who would probably be inte...

2009-07-13T17:25:35.631-07:00

I know I'm the only one who would probably be interested in this scenario, but Nick Lachey is single.

heh. tony dressing as ken. what red-blooded male W...

2009-07-13T16:49:53.746-07:00

heh. tony dressing as ken.
what red-blooded male WOULDN'T leave at a dead run if asked to pose as "not-anatomically-correct ken", or is jess trying to tell us something?

i actually feel sorry for the poor girl...

2009-07-13T16:14:07.141-07:00

i actually feel sorry for the poor girl...

don't even get me started on what she did to Angel...

2009-07-13T15:52:02.505-07:00

don't even get me started on what she did to Angels.

I liked PJ better than Barbie. My brothers broke t...

2009-07-13T15:30:10.723-07:00

I liked PJ better than Barbie. My brothers broke the legs off my Ken doll, so he had on a permanent masking tape cast. We used to decorate it to look like boxer shorts.

I was at the grocery store over the weekend and Je...

2009-07-13T14:53:16.528-07:00

I was at the grocery store over the weekend and Jessica's version of "Take My breath Away" came on...

It was killing me, I could not bear to listen to the entire thing, so I actually left the store for several minutes before coming back in to finish shopping!

I left my cart near a check stand and told the cashier I would be right back! Ha haaa, Jessica murdered that song! Worst cover of a song ever.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers Gro...

2009-07-13T14:45:27.648-07:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers Growing Up Skipper.

I actually feel sorry for this girl. Selenakyle is right - she needs to marry well then shut the hell up and fade away. Let her go, Papa Joe, let her go.

Hey, you know what? Now all the "covering her bell...

2009-07-13T14:21:23.069-07:00

Hey, you know what? Now all the "covering her belly with a handbag" makes sense if she were really desperate to hang on to him and start pregnancy rumors without saying a word!

boob growing skipper eh? makes the mind reel. (sp?...

2009-07-13T14:16:50.993-07:00

boob growing skipper eh? makes the mind reel. (sp?)

i wonder if jessica realizes how she looks in the media.

She's better off without him. She first needs to ...

2009-07-13T14:06:29.838-07:00

She's better off without him.

She first needs to do a kick-ass Playboy spread.

Then a rich, elegant older man who really knows how to satisfy a woman needs to court her properly and lavish her with jewels, cars, furs, praise, blah blah blah, then have a fairytale wedding, then pump out a couple of trust fund anchors and she's set for life.

It can't be that hard for a gorgeous H'wood celebrity to accomplish such a task, for chrissakes!

And no, I don't think she should think for herself or try any other feminist-based or even feminist-hinted-at techniques for finding her happiness in life.

She is the perfect candidate for the above-described scenario. It IS obviously what she was raised to do, would it not seem?

Cheryl, my friend's mom used to pretend to swing h...

2009-07-13T13:31:50.731-07:00

Cheryl, my friend's mom used to pretend to swing her arm like Growing Up Skipper so she could get bigger boobs, but it never worked.

Everyone is right. She could have deployed the GI Joe option.

Expect either (a) reconciliation with Nick L and a new reality show called Newlyweds Again or (b) skanky hook-up (is there any other kind) with John Mayer.

I am sure the fact that broke up has nothing to do...

2009-07-13T13:27:45.387-07:00

I am sure the fact that broke up has nothing to do with the fact he has been cheating on her in Dallas habitally. Actually, I kinda thought maybe she knew and didn't care bc she was so desperate to keep him.

My sister had Growing up Skipper who grew boobs wh...

2009-07-13T13:26:32.470-07:00

My sister had Growing up Skipper who grew boobs when you raised her arm.

Good Heavens. How can a 29 year old grown woman b...

2009-07-13T13:23:24.033-07:00

Good Heavens. How can a 29 year old grown woman be so dumb? okay okay I know I is Simpson we are talking about her...

My Barbie got it on with Rambo...

2009-07-13T13:21:41.889-07:00

My Barbie got it on with Rambo...

OMG, I was just going to write how my Barbie made ...

2009-07-13T13:15:11.032-07:00

OMG, I was just going to write how my Barbie made Ken jealous by screwing around with my brother's G.I. Joe.

I didn't think anybody else remembered Midge besides me. My Midge was the town ho and Ken always went back to Barbie.

Ya, I was obsessed, but I never had a damn party.

I think Tony knew he couldn't go through another season with Barbie cheering him on in the stands. Smart move Tony.

Little Miss S&M: She has the mental capacity of a...

2009-07-13T12:56:20.581-07:00

Little Miss S&M: She has the mental capacity of a turnip. What did you expect???