Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Today's Blind Items

Uhh, sorry, but starring on Law & Order: SVU does ...

2008-07-18T09:23:00.000-07:00

Uhh, sorry, but starring on Law & Order: SVU does NOT make you A list. Mariska Hartigay is clearly eligible for this one.

Natasha Wagner fits. She was on Law and Order: CI...

2008-07-15T14:03:00.000-07:00

Natasha Wagner fits. She was on Law and Order: CI for a while, and has small bit parts in movies. Fits the royalty and C-list description. I think Matt Perry would get a movie nod, though.

Joely Richardson is on Nip/Tuck and is an accompli...

2008-07-15T09:56:00.000-07:00

Joely Richardson is on Nip/Tuck and is an accomplished British actress, but she does come from Hollywood Royalty as well.

We are talking about Joely Fisher, the daughter of Connie Stevens and Eddie Fisher. Joely did not find out Eddie was her dad for years and when she did, hunted him down, knocked on his door and said-here I am! She didn't even know Carrie Fisher was her half-sister until AFTER Star Wars came out and she learned that she was half-sister with Princess Leah. I guess that means she is half-twins with Luke and Darth Vadar/Anakin Skywalker is her other "dad."

BTW-Diane actually thought of the Joely Fisher guess-so all the props go to her, not me!

I'm down with the Brad Garrett/Joely Fisher thing.

i think you guys have this woman confused..of mayb...

2008-07-15T09:42:00.000-07:00

i think you guys have this woman confused..of maybe i do. Joely Richardson is on nip/tuck, right?

I'm avoiding actual work, so I have a little free ...

2008-07-15T08:47:00.000-07:00

I'm avoiding actual work, so I have a little free time to research the Brad Garrett thing. There's the obvious thing that he and Joely work together as hubby and wife in Til Death, and he's doing a reality show called Dating Brad Garrett. Hence the comment in the BI about "whatever else he can get." Sara is clearly brilliant. and props to Ice Angel, but Sara got the Brad part too.

I guess there's no choice but to go back to my actual work. damn it.

It looks to me like Mila has put on a few pounds.....

2008-07-15T08:13:00.000-07:00

It looks to me like Mila has put on a few pounds...but that could just be from having the munchies. Living with Macaulay, I think I would need to be high too.

I like the Brad Garrett / Joely Fisher guess. He ...

2008-07-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

I like the Brad Garrett / Joely Fisher guess.

He won an Emmy for Everybody Loves Raymond, so he could totally be former A list, sort of. I would have called him a B TV star, but that's just me. And he was in a couple of not very good films. Plus, B list totally, he was the grand marshal for a car race this past Feb.

Joely's done lots of TV and random movies like Inspector Gadget. She's married to a cinematographer with 2 kids. And they've been photographed in public goofing around.

I think sara's hit it. Excellent guess.

Oh, sorry, didn't see that ice angel had already p...

2008-07-15T07:41:00.000-07:00

Oh, sorry, didn't see that ice angel had already posted the Joely Fisher guess. I'll just prop up this guess a bit by noting that nothing says "offspring of Hollywood royalty" like being Miss Golden Globes 1982.

Here's a picture of them together at the Wall-E pr...

2008-07-15T07:36:00.000-07:00

Here's a picture of them together at the Wall-E premiere.

Joely Fisher and Brad Garrett?

2008-07-15T07:34:00.000-07:00

Joely Fisher and Brad Garrett?

Hmmm - toughie! Who's a guy "B- list film and what...

2008-07-15T07:26:00.000-07:00

Hmmm - toughie! Who's a guy "B- list film and whatever else he can get actor who used to be an A list television star"? Pierce Bros? Dunno - skew older - Steve Martin? Robin Williams?

The "C list television and film actress who is the offspring of true Hollywood royalty" - "H. Royalty" almost always means Drew Barrymore, right? She's had some horrible C films recently, yeah?

Stumper, for sure.

Anyone who would cheat on Antonio Banderas - well,...

2008-07-15T06:54:00.000-07:00

Anyone who would cheat on Antonio Banderas - well, lets just say if I were an aging actress I would not cheat on Antonio Banderas, should I be lucky enough to be married to him. Definitely not MG.

I see that I just contradicted myself, since I gue...

2008-07-15T06:09:00.000-07:00

I see that I just contradicted myself, since I guess you can be descended from Hwood royalty on only one side. But I don't think Dakota's married, and doesn't work enough to really be considered any kind of list. One random tv show and a film with her mother. Thank you, wikipedia.
So that leaves her mother. But I can't picture Melanie stepping out on Antonio. She seems pretty smitten. But she did have a regular gig on a really random third level cable show, so she actually fits the description.

Dakota Johnson is no way the child of Hollywood ro...

2008-07-15T06:01:00.000-07:00

Dakota Johnson is no way the child of Hollywood royalty, unless Don Johnson has been crowned in some small Pacific nation without it hitting the tabs. Mel G. probably makes the cut. Tippi should get some sort of recognition after having all those birds peck at her head.

thanks, red! But I have to thank the awesome Inte...

2008-07-15T05:53:00.001-07:00

thanks, red! But I have to thank the awesome Internet.

thanks, red! But I have to thank the awesome Inte...

2008-07-15T05:53:00.000-07:00

thanks, red! But I have to thank the awesome Internet.

1. Mariska isn't a film actress2. Mariska is gay.

2008-07-15T04:32:00.000-07:00

1. Mariska isn't a film actress

2. Mariska is gay.

Dear Ms Snarky....awesome list!

2008-07-15T02:49:00.000-07:00

Dear Ms Snarky....awesome list!

Also, I think Enty was insinuating that Mila Kunis...

2008-07-15T00:24:00.000-07:00

Also, I think Enty was insinuating that Mila Kunis is wasted. DO you think she is a blind item somewhere?

definition of Hollywood Royalty in my logic....You...

2008-07-15T00:17:00.000-07:00

definition of Hollywood Royalty in my logic....

You would have to be either 3rd generation from one lineage, like the Douglases, or from both parents like Jamie Lee Curtis and Dakota Johnson.

This one is really good, but I can't seem to put my finger on either one.

How about Patricia Arquette, I wouldn't see her be...

2008-07-14T21:09:00.000-07:00

How about Patricia Arquette, I wouldn't see her behaving like this...Although, I don't know if she would be considered C list...

kate hudson can be hollywood royalty, but she's no...

2008-07-14T20:51:00.000-07:00

kate hudson can be hollywood royalty, but she's not married anymore and she's dating lance armstrong

What about Tim Allen for the guy?Joely Fisher is m...

2008-07-14T19:35:00.000-07:00

What about Tim Allen for the guy?

Joely Fisher is married to a cinemetropher and has two kids. She truly is from Hollywood Royalty. Her mom was Connie Stevens and dad is Eddie Fisher, who was once married to Elizabeth Taylor and Debbie Reynolds. Her half-sister is Carrie Fisher.

I can't see these two together, though.

Also thought of Jenna Elfman, who married into Hollywood royalty.

According to the web, Jennifer Grey is considered ...

2008-07-14T19:10:00.000-07:00

According to the web, Jennifer Grey is considered "Hollywood Royalty." She's done both TV and film.

But "true" Hollywood royality -- wouldn't that indicate both mother and father or one of the parents being a legend?

Heck, Mira did a guest spot on "House"- granted it...

2008-07-14T17:48:00.000-07:00

Heck, Mira did a guest spot on "House"- granted it was the post-SuperBowl episode that got fantastic ratings, but still...a guest spot on tv.