Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Today's Blind Items

Jillian Barberi

2009-03-16T04:54:00.000-07:00

Jillian Barberi

can i just say, back off about only old people dri...

2008-07-13T17:49:00.000-07:00

can i just say, back off about only old people drink scotch, bourbon, and whisky???
if you grow up southern, irish, or with a touch of scotsman, you grow up drinking the shit.

first thing i learned to drink was jim beam, jack daniel's and courvosie, none of which i can spell, but its what my family drank, and with a southern background, it's what i grew up on.

and, i don't believe this is dolly, reba, or even jeananne. i think i have a hint who it is, but it's right on the tip of my tongue............

Jenna Jameson

2008-07-11T01:25:00.000-07:00

Jenna Jameson

Dolly is known to be married, so I doubt it's her....

2008-07-10T18:53:00.000-07:00

Dolly is known to be married, so I doubt it's her. It says that most people do not know she is married and she's been married for years.

Dolly was in the photos recently, and she is legen...

2008-07-10T18:25:00.000-07:00

Dolly was in the photos recently, and she is legendary for extramarital sex with both men and women. I think the only news here is she's drinking more as she ages.

Wow this one's hard. Usually, I have at least one ...

2008-07-10T17:09:00.000-07:00

Wow this one's hard. Usually, I have at least one good guess. Is Janeane G making any movies now?

Flora, maybe you're thinking of the other blind wi...

2008-07-10T16:37:00.000-07:00

Flora, maybe you're thinking of the other blind with the two costars who cheated with each other, but then married and procreated with their respective significant others.

Flora, where does it say the actress has a child?I...

2008-07-10T15:49:00.000-07:00

Flora, where does it say the actress has a child?

I'm sticking with Janeane.

John Travolta might fit, but everyone knows he has...

2008-07-10T13:42:00.000-07:00

John Travolta might fit, but everyone knows he has a beard, so nevermind.
Previous posts have convinced me its garofalo, she has enough attitude to slut it up & not care.
I was hoping it was somebody i would do, but foiled again.
It seems like we would hear from all the happy key grips tho, nevermind, i wouldn't brag about that one either.

Going out on another limb here... what about Olivi...

2008-07-10T12:56:00.000-07:00

Going out on another limb here... what about Olivia Newton John? I would think most people would recognize her name, her role as Sandy in Grease was the definition of "Cute" and from what I know she's a pretty nice woman.

Also, in regards to the marriage--she did just marry that guy in Australia, and time differences would have had her married before Ent posted on Wed...

what about amy sedaris?

2008-07-10T11:42:00.000-07:00

what about amy sedaris?

Most of the guesses are unmarried people. Dolly is...

2008-07-10T10:18:00.000-07:00

Most of the guesses are unmarried people.

Dolly is married but has an open married and has since the 70's. She dated a friend of mines' brother for a while, he was so darling, she adored him. She is the ultimate cougar. Likes them much younger.

I don't recall him saying anything about being drunk, he had nothing but wonderful things to say about Dolly.

She pretty much does what she wants and it's never affected her fans either way, which is so funny to me.

Drew Barrymore

2008-07-10T09:24:00.000-07:00

Drew Barrymore

I read a bio of the silent movie actress Louise Br...

2008-07-10T09:14:00.000-07:00

I read a bio of the silent movie actress Louise Brooks, and this sounds exactly like her. This means one of two things -- either her ghost has taken over another actress, or the more things change, the more they stay the same.

I like allison's guess but I'd be surprised if Zoo...

2008-07-10T08:41:00.000-07:00

I like allison's guess but I'd be surprised if Zooey had a secret kid on top of a secret marriage. Still, you can download or listen for free one song by her "band" (really just a duo), She & Him, here:
http://music.download.com/sheandhim/3600-8591_32-101126232.html?tag=MDL_listing_song_artist

P.S.- No, Ernestine, of COURSE you're still cute!!! ;)

p.p.s- Remember this actress in question is a mother, so no kid, wrong answer. :)

Margaret Cho?

2008-07-10T08:38:00.000-07:00

Margaret Cho?

@ Gayla: though your thoughts on JLH are great, sh...

2008-07-10T07:14:00.001-07:00

@ Gayla: though your thoughts on JLH are great, she's not currently married. She got engaged recently though - that's when there was the uproar about her weight gain / bikini pictures.

Just for her name alone...Zooey Deschanel?

2008-07-10T07:14:00.000-07:00

Just for her name alone...

Zooey Deschanel?

Kim Kardashian fits everything except she's probab...

2008-07-10T06:47:00.000-07:00

Kim Kardashian fits everything except she's probably less than B- and I don't know if people think she's nice (or at least not a raging diva).

I was gonna say one of the Olsen twins, but The Wackness is the only movie either one has been in in a long time.

Oh, and apparently, whiskey is the new champagne:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/whisky-reborn-as-the-new-champagne-837829.html

How about Kelly Osborne?Reality TV; modelling; but...

2008-07-10T06:26:00.000-07:00

How about Kelly Osborne?

Reality TV; modelling; but does she do any movies? Cute,good personality, but also been to rehab/addiction type issues.

Janeane has gone on the record about her alcoholis...

2008-07-10T05:21:00.000-07:00

Janeane has gone on the record about her alcoholism and now sobriety. She lost weight and had some plastic surgery and looks really great now. She is defintely the best she has looked ever, so I am inclined to believe her sobriety.

P.S. "no decent person calls a Woman over 25 'cut...

2008-07-10T04:22:00.000-07:00

P.S. "no decent person calls a Woman over 25 'cute'"

Okay. That did it. I officially feel old. 29 and over the hill! I can't be CUTE anymore?!?!?

I want Dolly to make a pass at me! I honestly don'...

2008-07-10T04:20:00.000-07:00

I want Dolly to make a pass at me! I honestly don't think anybody truly understands how much I love her. I love her almost as much as I love Emmylou Harris, and now I kind of want the two of them to start bumping uglies so they can form this Uberhot Lesbian Granny Couple.

I'm gonna hop on the Janeane Garafalo train -- actress, writer, political activist, comedian, etc. I like that guess. I also love her. I JUST watched Reality Bites last week, and if this blind is true, she was essentially portraying herself in that movie.

Sidenote: remember when Winona was all dewy and innocent and fawnish and lovely? And Ethan Hawke is such an oily tool. Why did I ever think he was hot?

Don't get the herp, J. And please lay off the hard stuff. J&B turns a person nasty.

I always thought garafolo was lesbo, shocked she's...

2008-07-10T03:59:00.000-07:00

I always thought garafolo was lesbo, shocked she's not, still fits I guess.
Is melissa Rivers still married, (or Joan)?

@ Happy Camper:Do Tell!If nothing else, how/where ...

2008-07-09T22:23:00.000-07:00

@ Happy Camper:

Do Tell!

If nothing else, how/where do you classify Mandy? (for the sake of curiosity?)

And if I read your last statement correctly, (and I might not be interpreting your post accurately,) but, it sounds as if you are stating that the subject of the blind is dating a beard currently?

- Immediately recognizable name
- has a good rep in the entertainment industry as being 'cute' (i.e. not a hard-core Bitch/diva or known as a femme fatal)
- When I think 'cute' I immediately assume this is someone young, regardless of th penchant for whiskey --> no decent person calls a Woman over 25 'cute'

Do elaborate on all of your insights.

I really can't hop on board the Jeneane guess, only because I personally don't think she has "A" name recognition to anyone other than comedy fans.