Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Lindsay Lohan Didn't Invent Tan Spray

Jerry, make sure you read it in the original Ionic...

2009-07-08T09:06:27.581-07:00

Jerry, make sure you read it in the original Ionic Greek. I've heard the English translations leave out all the good bits.

You do that, Jer. Who could ever imagine her inv...

2009-07-08T08:07:11.310-07:00

You do that, Jer.

Who could ever imagine her inventing anything?

...Lindsay, the woman who says, "duh," as much as ...

2009-07-08T03:24:34.267-07:00

...Lindsay, the woman who says, "duh," as much as Homer says "doh."

I don't remember Homer saying that. I'll have to go back and read The Odyssey again.

Sevin. My Mom loved it and when it was banned she...

2009-07-07T22:54:58.328-07:00

Sevin. My Mom loved it and when it was banned she bought up every bit she could find. I thought it was a liquid to but now that I think about I picture a really tall can of Comet.

I can't beleive LL is one iota smart enough or crafty enough to think anything out like this. Dina, maybe. Michael, oh yes.

lol Syd... Lindsay does know her powders, shall we...

2009-07-07T20:26:46.011-07:00

lol Syd... Lindsay does know her powders, shall we say?

LOL. Just... LOL.

2009-07-07T19:16:00.144-07:00

LOL.

Just... LOL.

I bet Dina is about to plotz!

2009-07-07T17:04:36.910-07:00

I bet Dina is about to plotz!

No bunny, it's a powder. Sevin Dust. My Papaw us...

2009-07-07T13:14:10.278-07:00

No bunny, it's a powder. Sevin Dust.

My Papaw used to put it in a tube sock and shake it over his tomato plants.

Now, what were we talking about?

Bunny you're thinking serin gas I shall quote ano...

2009-07-07T12:44:13.463-07:00

Bunny you're thinking serin gas

I shall quote another simpsons character, in the phrasing of nelson muntz: ha-ha

i thought sevin was a deadly gas?

2009-07-07T12:29:03.359-07:00

i thought sevin was a deadly gas?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But really, who would want t...

2009-07-07T11:51:23.837-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But really, who would want to use the stuff, she looks like she got pooped on daily :)

Yes, meth - it is believed she is the answer to th...

2009-07-07T11:45:12.772-07:00

Yes, meth - it is believed she is the answer to the Come Out of Rehab for Meth-based Dental Work blind item.

What happened yo her face? She looks hideous...met...

2009-07-07T11:43:53.542-07:00

What happened yo her face? She looks hideous...meth?

the only chemicals Lalohan knows are the ones she ...

2009-07-07T11:23:02.058-07:00

the only chemicals Lalohan knows are the ones she puts up her nose...i wouldnt' be surprised if the spelling of sevin nyne was how she actually thought seven nine was spelled