Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Chris Klein To The Cruise Residence Please

stupid fucktard - what about his two other childre...

2008-11-27T21:26:00.000-08:00

stupid fucktard - what about his two other children? Where are they and why were they kept outta the "limelight" but this other poor child that probably isn't even his is thrust into the tabloids?

You know they make over the counter DNA tests. Just waiting for the day someone gets wise ...

Enty, you don't buy into Suri being Tom's, either?...

2008-11-27T10:54:00.000-08:00

Enty, you don't buy into Suri being Tom's, either?

You know that kid will be tall like her bio daddy but they'll say it's because Katie is tall.

Cute kid. What a sad story...wonder when it will all hit the fan?

jax, thanks for the link! great read"Hartnett, Kle...

2008-11-26T05:41:00.000-08:00

jax, thanks for the link! great read

"Hartnett, Klein, Cruise: Which of these three is not like the others? Klein and Hartnett are young and tall. Cruise is middle-aged and height-challenged." lol

It's so sad how this little girl is used as a cove...

2008-11-26T00:56:00.000-08:00

It's so sad how this little girl is used as a cover for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' image. How does Katie get her fix? I'm curious.

I've whinged on before about her being in front of...

2008-11-25T20:14:00.000-08:00

I've whinged on before about her being in front of cameras - mark my words - she will have vision problems in the future. Surprised she hasn't had any seizures yet with all the paps surrounding them. But then she'd have to be audited for that, wouldn't she.

LMFAO - yesterday I heard some DJs talking about an interview he gave where he said Suri doesn't like to wear pants. They put them on her and as soon as they leave her alone, she puts a dress on. One woman (perhaps inadvertently) said, "just like her father". The other dj was talking over her and didn't notice it.

Jax you're a star! Thanks for the link again. Damn...

2008-11-25T15:00:00.000-08:00

Jax you're a star! Thanks for the link again. Damn good read.

Certainly wouldn't have made the connection of Suri being the dirt but now that you mention it, it certainly makes sense.

I know she did it for the "prestige", cover story etc but I still feel terribly sorry for Katie Holmes. Must be the hidden Dawson's Creek love hehe.

Does anyone else find it amusing that Rob Thomas w...

2008-11-25T13:30:00.000-08:00

Does anyone else find it amusing that Rob Thomas was also in a post today? Still can't forget that story about he and Tommy.

Agreed! Nicole did not birth her "Tom" babies from...

2008-11-25T13:03:00.000-08:00

Agreed! Nicole did not birth her "Tom" babies from her loins and she was reportedly very cold with them. There is NO WAY Katie would leave behind Suri. I think Tom got even smarter with this contract, another reason to "audition" such young starlets for the wife role!

hello the dirt is SURI.

2008-11-25T12:40:00.001-08:00

hello the dirt is SURI.

yes WEG i posted that..here it is again.http://www...

2008-11-25T12:40:00.000-08:00

yes WEG i posted that..here it is again.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html

Yeah there's about two weeks of Katie's life where...

2008-11-25T12:25:00.000-08:00

Yeah there's about two weeks of Katie's life where she went mia before reappearing as the GMD's new love of his life. Can't access it from here but a quick google brings it up. I think a guy from Fox (I know, I know) wrote the most definitive one about it.

Also, would they have auditing dirt on her? I thought she tolerated it but wasn't directly involved in it?

I read that during the time Tom rushed Katie away ...

2008-11-25T12:05:00.000-08:00

I read that during the time Tom rushed Katie away to "audition" for Mission Impossible 3, and then declared her the love of his life within 3 days, the contract got signed. It was the first time in Katies' life that her father did not preview and authorize anything she signed on the dotted line for. Hence the fallout and disassociation with her parents.

DON'T....DON'T USE THAT CHILD...GROSS

2008-11-25T11:58:00.000-08:00

DON'T....DON'T USE THAT CHILD...GROSS

lol @ bionic bunny. TOO FUNNY!I read somewhere th...

2008-11-25T11:40:00.000-08:00

lol @ bionic bunny. TOO FUNNY!

I read somewhere that there's a way to extract sperm directly from the testicles for IVF, which wasn't available when Tommy Girl was married to Mimi Rogers or Botox Girl. So I've always thought that was how His Little Princess was conceived--because supposedly not only is Xenu Here On Earth gay, but he's also sterile.

I read somewhere that his new movie whatever it's ...

2008-11-25T11:39:00.000-08:00

I read somewhere that his new movie whatever it's called at the premiere supposedly people were laughing at some of the scenes that were not meant to be laughed at.

I never liked him for some reason I could never see the attraction some women had on him.

Hmm, so maybe it isn't the contract, but some dirt...

2008-11-25T11:36:00.000-08:00

Hmm, so maybe it isn't the contract, but some dirt they got on her during "auditing."

that pic should be captioned "suri! go fetch!"

2008-11-25T11:12:00.000-08:00

that pic should be captioned
"suri! go fetch!"

"Sperm retainer"? OMG, I am so LMAO.

2008-11-25T10:54:00.000-08:00

"Sperm retainer"? OMG, I am so LMAO.

Yes, WEG, supposedly Katie's dad is the one who le...

2008-11-25T10:45:00.000-08:00

Yes, WEG, supposedly Katie's dad is the one who led the "marriage negototiations" and oversaw the prenup/contract. I'm sure she is protected one way or the other.

well im still on the Hartnett wagon concerning Sur...

2008-11-25T10:44:00.000-08:00

well im still on the Hartnett wagon concerning Suri but i can see Tom doing this all again just to 'prove' what a man he is. lol.
sorry just the thought of him trying to do sexy time with a women cracks me up. him too im sure.

If KatE did want to get out of it, she could proba...

2008-11-25T10:42:00.000-08:00

If KatE did want to get out of it, she could probably have a DNA test to prove Tommy has no biological connection.

Suri that is, not Katie hehe.

2008-11-25T10:33:00.000-08:00

Suri that is, not Katie hehe.

Her father is a shit-hot lawyer, apparently, Moosh...

2008-11-25T10:32:00.000-08:00

Her father is a shit-hot lawyer, apparently, Mooshki. Surely he'd be able to wangle a way for her?

Cheryl, he was seen recently with dreadfully greasy, receeding hair somewhere but as she gets older, the stronger the resemblance to Klein gets.

Maybe Tom signed a contract with Chris Klein and h...

2008-11-25T10:30:00.000-08:00

Maybe Tom signed a contract with Chris Klein and has him on sperm retainer. Where is he anyway?

I'm scared of the contract Katie signed. Odds are,...

2008-11-25T10:21:00.000-08:00

I'm scared of the contract Katie signed. Odds are, she can't leave Tom without losing Suri. I'm sure that's why she stays with him even though she's so obviously miserable. Now that Suri is his big cash cow, he will never let her go. :(