Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

oh my god you guys, i JUST saw this ad for a "trav...

2009-01-06T23:26:00.000-08:00

oh my god you guys, i JUST saw this ad for a "traveling cooking show" where fishsticks travels to spain and cooks with some chef there, and the promo is full of her rolling her eyes in delight going "mmmhh" and the tag line is "two excellent chefs meet in spain" or something like that... thought you would enjoy that image.

I think Gwynnie just revealed why she collapsed an...

2009-01-06T15:12:00.000-08:00

I think Gwynnie just revealed why she collapsed and was hospitalized last year -- she admits on her website that drinking lemon water made her hallucinate -- so she was starving herself to extreme.

Not surprising...

I see her as more of a douchebaggé, as she is quit...

2009-01-06T09:45:00.000-08:00

I see her as more of a douchebaggé, as she is quite tall. Perhaps her chronic case of high self-esteem is what keeps her so svelte. Or else she's nicking her children's Ritalin and using it as a weight management tool.

'Scuse me. I need to go sign up for her newsletter.

well as i sit here eating my Wendy's Double cheese...

2009-01-06T08:18:00.000-08:00

well as i sit here eating my Wendy's Double cheeseburger, with fries/gravy and coke - I say F-U Paltry faced Biotch...i 'd rather eat my food and have a personality any day......at least Oprah looks like she gained weight...you ...oh i see it now went straight to your over inflated EGO to think anyone gives a crap about you !!!

MMMM burger so good

Ya, water and edamame like Posh's diet...

2009-01-06T07:55:00.000-08:00

Ya, water and edamame like Posh's diet...

"... the most hardcore one being the Master Cleans...

2009-01-06T03:55:00.000-08:00

"... the most hardcore one being the Master Cleanse..."

You bet your nonexistent ass it's hardcore, chickie. The inventor was convicted of felony murder and felony practicing medicine without a license for promoting the Master Cleanse as a cure all along with his other wack treatments.

i have heard about this londoner fling of chris' b...

2009-01-06T02:28:00.000-08:00

i have heard about this londoner fling of chris' before, who is she? How well known is that relationship?

I think she looks great most of the time, but that...

2009-01-05T23:39:00.000-08:00

I think she looks great most of the time, but that doesn't mean she isn't totally annoying. she seems totally obsessed with keeping her looks and figure, like it's the most important thing in her life. maybe it is...

Pfffft.....who cares? I just finished my dinner of...

2009-01-05T20:38:00.000-08:00

Pfffft.....who cares? I just finished my dinner of steamed snow peas & garlic/basil/butter noodles. She can bite my bootylicious size 8 ass.

Fact - men prefer women that aren't a bag o'antlers. Someone needs to tell her that. Oh wait....the "normal" chick Chris will leave her for within the next 5 years should solidify that fact.

lmao - why would people who hate g.p. sign up for ...

2009-01-05T20:10:00.000-08:00

lmao - why would people who hate g.p. sign up for her newsletter? i wouldn't want her anywhere near my mailbox and i don't hate her.

in her defense, nobody else is thin but has to diet after the holidays? i'm thin and i always pack on three or four pounds from all the parties and eating, so i end up staring january cutting back the calories for a couple of weeks. don't tell me i'm the only one not saying no to christmas cookies!

I get the GOOP newsletter, too. There are times wh...

2009-01-05T19:52:00.000-08:00

I get the GOOP newsletter, too. There are times when I really think I should unsubscribe but then I'd miss a good laugh at all the pretentiousness. (Is that a word?)

The only thing I tried is the glass of room temperature lemon water. It gave me the sensation I had to pee every half hour.

I love it when she does the clothes, though - her "pieces" are still fairly pricey but we all know she wouldn't be caught dead in something so cheap.

According to Lainey (too lazy to look up the link)...

2009-01-05T19:42:00.000-08:00

According to Lainey (too lazy to look up the link) she did have a boob job...very small and subtle implants. Which leads me to think it was pretty much a huge waste of money. A sandwich and a few tubs of ice cream would have accomplished the same thing.

Can't. Breathe. For. Laughing!! You guys crack me ...

2009-01-05T19:21:00.000-08:00

Can't. Breathe. For. Laughing!! You guys crack me up... totally agree with all of the above. I was terribly, terribly skinny in my late teens/early twenties due to a eating disorder and i can tell you from experience that at 22 i looked more like 40 - not good. As Gwynnie herself says she fasts twice a year - is that the actions of a well-adjusted individual? or is it more akin to someone with deep-seeded emotional and psychological issues which stem from growing up in Hollywood and being married to possibly one of the most unattractive, not to mention unpleasant, people in the public eye... who, allegedly, is boning a rather curvey Londoner. Unfortunately, though when you're in the grips of such a terrible eating disorder you don't think properly to the point where you think that having 2rice cakes is more than enough food for one day, thank you very much. Trust.

@christineshe looks haggard NOW!!!!!!im no psychic...

2009-01-05T18:56:00.000-08:00

@christine

she looks haggard NOW!!!!!!

im no psychic, but i have a strong feeling she and the muppet she's married to will be the next with a one way ticket to splitsville...

Ernestine, you are correct that fat is what HELPS ...

2009-01-05T18:47:00.000-08:00

Ernestine, you are correct that fat is what HELPS women age gracefully. I think Zsa-Zsa Gabor said it best, "As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face."

Gwynneth will soon look very haggard, much like her BFF Madonna, if she keeps up the hardcore diet. Plus embracing extreme food restrictions like this indicates a severe emotional problem with food. Poor Apple is going to have body image issues soon, if she doesn't already.

ernestine, have an extra slice for me! i wish i c...

2009-01-05T17:38:00.000-08:00

ernestine, have an extra slice for me! i wish i could eat frozen pizza everyday!
and somebody make up tee shirts for the cult of ernestine! i'd sign up!!!

I suppose she was a shoe-infor Iron Man 2. Rats.De...

2009-01-05T17:28:00.000-08:00

I suppose she was a shoe-in
for Iron Man 2. Rats.Definitely a casting brain fart in that movie.
Close your eyes for a moment
and visualize a real looking woman like Drew Barrymore in the sidekick role in the 1st one.
Someone you actually imagine RDJ
being attracted to.
Maybe its not too late for Terrence Howard to give her contract negotiation lessons.

Oh sweet lord, can she just STFU? As the mother of...

2009-01-05T17:21:00.000-08:00

Oh sweet lord, can she just STFU? As the mother of two girls, this just chaps me to no friggin' end. Her poor daughter. What a trainwreck for a mother.

douchebaguette....priceless!

2009-01-05T16:16:00.000-08:00

douchebaguette....

priceless!

i would imagine her newsletter goes like this: thr...

2009-01-05T16:13:00.000-08:00

i would imagine her newsletter goes like this:

throw up, wipe, done

i never understood the fascination with her...she is not pretty..its amazing how anyone with access to peroxide is suddenly "gorgeous"...and those tits...she looks like she gave birth to puppies...yuck

You'd love her "lifestyle" website GOOP!

2009-01-05T16:09:00.000-08:00

You'd love her "lifestyle" website GOOP!

Awww! Thanks, Harriet. :-) It's really more of a c...

2009-01-05T16:05:00.000-08:00

Awww! Thanks, Harriet. :-) It's really more of a cult than a church, though. Both Scientology and my own belief system, I mean.

That post seriously made me hungry. I'm gonna eat a frozen pizza and a bigass King Kone!

Some people are members of the Church of Scientolo...

2009-01-05T15:56:00.000-08:00

Some people are members of the Church of Scientology. I am a follower of the Church Of Ernestine.

Amen, sister. Amen.

God. If I had a dollar for EVERY WOMAN in my life ...

2009-01-05T15:44:00.000-08:00

God. If I had a dollar for EVERY WOMAN in my life who talks incessantly -- and negatively -- about caloric intake, I could finally buy a goddamn Mini Cooper. Someone needs to slap this scrawny plank of a woman across her flat face, for reals. It's one thing to be insanely pretentious in your personal life, but the audacity of coming up with a BLOG that details your freaky FASTING TIPS is just redonkulous -- especially when there's absolutely no way in hell that your 5'9" or so frame has more than 130 lbs resting on it.

You know, I'm lucky in that I've never had to struggle with my weight. I eat whatever the hell I want. If I drink too much alcohol, it goes straight to my face, but that really hasn't happened since, um, college. If anything, I wouldn't mind gaining five to ten pounds, because I know that I'd just look a little fuller, if anything, and I think that skinny women look like shit. And that's my point. Sorry, but they don't age well at ALL. There's no fat to help cushion wrinkles! No collagen! And skinny women who actively strive to MAINTAIN their skinnyness (and attempt to empathize with women who seriously DO struggle with their diets and cravings or whatever) are the ultimate douchebaguettes of all. Gwyneth is looking gaunt as hell. YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP, GWYNETH. NOT EATING IS NOT WORKING FOR YOU.

And there's nothing wrong with having tiny ones, but when your diamond-sharp clavicle forms actual shadows on your chest, it's PROBABLY time to put down the carrot/spirulina slop juice and eat a goddamn sandwich. Especially if you're RICH and can eat whatever the hell you want at any hour any day of the week. Must be nice.

Marisa, I really do love you so, so, SO much right now. Any word with "douche" as a prefix is a friend of mine, and "douchebaguette" shall now replace "douchenozzle" in my lexicon. Many, many thanks!

"She is cutting out dairy, grains with gluten, mea...

2009-01-05T15:41:00.000-08:00

"She is cutting out dairy, grains with gluten, meat, shellfish, anything processed, fatty nuts, potatoes, tomatoes, peppers and eggplant, condiments, sugar and alcohol, caffeine or soda."

umm, how fucking boring can you get?? The ONLY way the celebritites get to stay so freakin thin is a) they don't eat (doh) b) take copious amounts of drugs and c) they all have a personal chef and dietician to do all the work for them. Do you think Gwyneth has ever cooked a meal in her life? i highly doubt she's even cooked for her kids, she should try doing it for a week and see how excited she is by the end of it... my husband is ceoliac (gluten intolerent) and i can tell you it's bloody hard work sometimes getting food on the table evry night. If i had to cut out anything else i think i'd go insane! But, all she sees is the finished meal on her plate..... i've never been a huge fan of Ms Paltrow's and now i dislike her even more.