tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-46779356657748413722008-05-06T10:17:00.000-07:002008-12-09T08:33:01.930-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/SCCUkw1H_tI/AAAAAAAAUiU/zIow0s45CGs/s1600-h/ll.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197317329289477842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/SCCUkw1H_tI/AAAAAAAAUiU/zIow0s45CGs/s400/ll.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div>I don't know if the photo above means that Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden are doing the nasty. I just think it happens to be a photo of Lindsay checking to see if Joel has any cavities while he rests his thigh on hers and she uses her right hand to give him that look. Hell, I don't know, but I do know that someone needs to throw out this deck of cards and bring in a new 52 to play with.</div><div></div><br /><div>Doesn't it seem that there are only 52 people in Hollywood and they all have dated each other like one big soap opera? The only good thing about keeping it within the 52 is hopefully they are keeping whatever diseases they are acquiring to themselves.</div><div></div><br /><div>Did you ever have that deck of cards whether it be regular cards or Uno or whatever that just got so worn out with time. The ends were bent, and they had got wet at some point, and they had been folded and creased and used and abused and yet you couldn't quite get rid of them. Well, it is close to that time when your mom takes away the old cards and drops off that brand new pack you had hidden away in your stocking from Christmas. You know? The ones with Santa on them.</div><div></div><br /><div>Slowly, the 52 are changing and soon, we will have a brand new 52 people to watch having sex with each other and doing drugs with and the fights and jealousies and going nowhere careers. Meanwhile though we are still stuck with Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan and whether or not they did it before he went back home to his boozing girlfriend and baby. Or, maybe he went over to his brother's house and then this could get really interesting.</div><div> </div><div>Now, going back to the headline. If you were to choose, who would be the better girlfriend? I would actually go with Nicole just because she seems to have a greater grip on maturity. Plus, a really cool dad who dances on ceilings.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37309174-4677935665774841372?l=www.crazydaysandnights.net'/></div>ent lawyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08658046190988387228noreply@blogger.com17