Crazy Days and Nights

Four For Friday

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:43:00 +0000

#1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.

#2 & #3 - This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact. It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head.

#4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny.

Random Photos Part Two

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:18:00 +0000

Daul Kim - RIP (I encourage you to Google her name and watch her video diaries. They will give you a sense of who she was and why she will be so missed)

Have you ever noticed that while the rest of the Twilight cast gets to go to New York and red carpets around the world, Billy Burke gets the gigs no one else wants. He looks thrilled about it too.
It kind of looks like a Tim Burton movie but it is the new trend in cakes. Divorce cakes.
Calgary had a big turnout of celebrities yesterday. Elisha Cuthbert, Piven and Heather Marks.
Also in town were Kristen Bell and Christina Hendricks.
Emily Osment is my most requested tweener picture.
Fergie - New York
Heidi Klum back on the runway just a few weeks after giving birth.
At the show were Jay-Z and Dr. Dre.
And showing up four hours early so they could tailgate were the Followills from Kings Of Leon.
The random posed photo of the day goes to Gilles Marini in Miami.
It's Jasmine Guy. It is good to see her. Here she is with Josh Brolin and his ring less fingers.
And then Josh again and some guys you might know. Umm, some guy named Viggo and also Matt Damon. Enjoy.
John Krasinski and Emily Blunt who I am predicting right now will never get married. I say that and watch they will go to Vegas this weekend or something.
Jennifer Lopez must be hurting her own ears. She is getting ready to hurt all of yours on Sunday night where she will sing that song I posted earlier.

Random Photos Part One

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:59:00 +0000

Two parts today. I also want to announce that it is that time of the year again. We are just about six weeks away from reveals and as a part of the lead up into reveals day I love posting photos of you in the random photos. So, beginning next week and for the next four weeks I will post your photos daily and then on reveal day put all of them into one big post. If you would like your photo in the photos send an e-mail to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

I don't know if I have ever seen Julia Roberts jogging before. I have seen her walking briskly and pushing a stroller. I think I have seen her swimming, but never jogging.
Kathleen Turner has a name tag so everyone knows who she is. Don't worry Kathleen I won't forget who you are.
You know you need a sandwich when your head appears to be twice as big as the rest of your body. So, Lydia Hearst, eat a sandwich.
Do you think Michael Bolton has ever watched Office Space? Do you think he laughs?
A couple is convinced the sonogram picture of their baby shows Michael Jackson.
I know that producers have cast Bebe Neuwirth as Morticia Addams for Broadway but I really think they should also keep in mind Michelle Trachtenberg. She is so pale. Here she is with Matthew Settle.
I'm sure D&G thought a black backdrop would be great. I think what they failed to account for is that most people have black coats. Here is Natalie Portman or at least her face and hands.
So, this isn't Tom Cruise's boyfriend or anything, but it is probably something he loves. Instead of having to wear Spanx he can now get this t-shirt from some company that says it will make you look like you always have a six pack. A review I read from a man said all he got was a heat rash when he wore it when it was hot outside and that no one noticed until he said something.
Selma Blair and Ginnifer Goodwin. I feel like I am watching some kind of changing of the guard or at least a possible SWF situation.
Is Matt Lauer patting Susan on the head?
Suri crosses the finish line first. She wins a free e-meter!!!
Sharon Stone in Japan. She then started singing Mr. Robato.
Taylor Momsen took the whole vampire movie opening way too literally.
The Pixies - Chicago
And then Victoria Beckham fell down the rest of the stairs because she couldn't see.

Your Turn

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:17:00 +0000

So, next Wednesday I will do a special Thanksgiving Your Turn, but for this week I wanted to focus on some of the moral dilemmas that Hollywood has offered us in movies. The best one I have seen recently was in Gone Baby Gone, but for this week, I have two questions based on two movies (Indecent Proposal & The Box) where the premise was for one million dollars would you compromise your morals.

1. Would you let someone have sex with your significant other for one night for $1M?
2. Would you accept $1M knowing that someone you don't know would be killed?

The Fan Of The Day

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:52:00 +0000

Forget all those Twilight fans. They have nothing on a fan of the British boy band JLS. Is it a tribute band to Jamie Lynn Spears or something? Anyway, no one knows the name of the girl because she got away, but this is what happened. She followed the band around to see what their luggage looked like. She then went out and bought a piece of luggage that was identical. She then walked over to where all the luggage for the band was being kept as they checked out of their hotel in Dublin and zipped herself up inside the piece she had bought.

She probably would have got away with it and been loaded into the storage area of the tour bus but the loaders noticed the bag was squirming and so they opened it up and out she fell. Apparently she had been in there for about 30 minutes and was already faint so there is no telling what would have happened if she had managed to get on the tour bus. For all her efforts the girl still didn't get to meet the band as they had left using different transportation. While being questioned she said she had to go to the bathroom. She left and never returned.

Eddie Cibrian Actually Sued Life & Style

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:30:00 +0000

Eddie Cibrian must really want that gravy train to keep on rolling because he sued Life & Style for their article that he was cheating on LeAnn Rimes with a woman he had previously cheated on his wife with. Oh, and of course he also cheated on his wife with LeAnn and of course both women knew he was married when they decided to help him cheat. That is a lot of cheating. Oh, and of course LeAnn cheating on her husband with Eddie.

Do I think Eddie was cheating on LeAnn? I don't know. It wouldn't shock me but this his meal ticket and so I don't think he would throw it away quite that quickly. I do know that if he continues with this suit that he better be prepared to answer a million questions about his sex life and that if he cheated in his marriage with any other women it will all come out.

If he didn't cheat on LeAnn and only cheated on his wife with LeAnn and Scheana (above) then he will be ok. Of course if there are two women there are probably more.

Carrie Prejean's Brother Would Watch Her Sex Tapes

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:07:00 +0000

I may have thrown up a little bit in my mouth and it isn't because I'm think of Carrie Prejean. In an interview with Radar that he will probably regret for the rest of his life, Carrie Prejean's brother Billy who has been accused of being a skinhead said that he would probably watch his sisters sex tapes if they become available. “If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.”

Really? This will probably make for an awkward Thanksgiving.

While he i passing her the turkey or the stuffing will he be undressing his sister with his eyes and wondering what she looks like in a sex tape? The people over at Radar must have loved getting that quote from him. This is your sister. He does try and adopt the family line that says she was a teenager when she made the tapes, but he doesn't sound so sure of himself. I guess he wants her to be old enough so they get released since he wants to see them himself. I guess he could ask her for a private show over the holidays.

Jude Law Needs To Lighten Up Or Move Out

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:58:00 +0000

When Jude Law came to New York to star in Hamlet on Broadway he needed a place to stay. Well, the place he found just happens to be next door to the freshman dorm at NYU. An entire side of the dorm looks out onto the balcony of Jude Law's apartment and whenever he appears, people go running to their windows and the catcalls begin.

Considering that Jude Law regularly exercises out on his balcony this has provided the freshmen with some interesting things to do during the day. Jude however is not amused. One of the days he was working out and the hollering began, Jude walked back inside to his apartment and emerged with oranges which he threw at the dorm windows. All misses. So, Jude went and got a few more oranges and this time was successful and covered several of the windows in orange pulp. I wonder how he would have reacted if he had broken one of the windows with his tosses.

I don't have any sympathy for Jude in this at all. If he doesn't want the noise and the yelling then he shouldn't have moved into the place or he shouldn't use his balcony. I am not going to get upset at a bunch of 19 year old kids having fun and doing nothing but calling out to him.

Brad Pitt - Truth Or Fiction?

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:13:00 +0000

Do you remember the pictures above? They were taken on Halloween when Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie took the kids out for some trick or treating. It was a very family thing to do and it probably won't happen very often. Well, according to Life & Style, Brad Pitt passed up $5M to go trick or treating that night.

Brad had been scheduled to appear that night in Abu Dhabi at a Grand Prix ball and was being paid $5M to show up for the event. A spokesperson for the event said, "We were told he would be attending as the guest of the Tourism Development and Investment Company. But he was a no-show, and nobody seemed to know why."

My guess is that he wasn't scheduled to show up because if he was then he would be getting sued right about now. Do you think Brad would pass up $5M to spend Halloween with his kids? That is a lot of money for one night to just say no to. I don't know whether to believe the story or not. It makes Brad sound like the father of the year which is why I am suspicious of it. I'm sure he is a fine dad, but it is almost too fatherly to be true.

TV News - Lost, Heroes, Oprah And I Promise No Project Runway Spoilers Either

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:58:00 +0000

Yes, I know the Project Runway finale was yesterday but Canada is a few weeks behind as is the rest of the world so please do not mention the winner in the comments. Exciting though wasn't it when Heidi named herself the winner and threw out all the rest of the contestants and then gave that evil laugh as they faded to commercial. I never expected such a thing.

Anyway, if you are a Lost fan it will start on February 2nd, 2010 which is a Tuesday. That is at 9pm. They are giving the show a different day which is very interesting. It will be the last episodes ever so enjoy them.

Also probably finishing out the string is Heroes. NBC is moving it from 8pm to 9pm to try and get someone to watch it. This past Monday it had its lowest ratings ever and I can't see how it makes it back for another year. The first year was great but the second year it fell part and the show never recovered. I know Trauma was canceled, but NBC probably figures anything can do better than Heroes was doing at 8pm and so NBC ordered three new episodes of the show and will air them in Heroes old time slot. Got it?

Oh, and I saw that Oprah is quitting her show in late 2011. Well sure, this way we can give her a nice 22 month send off and every guest she has will bring her presents. Do we really need this much notice? No, but she wants to make sure that people are watching so she can go out on a high note.

Ted C Blind Item

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:42:00 +0000

Darlings, we were going to give you a New Moon Vice update, but for all of you who are so sick of vampires you could cry blood, we'll reward you by bringing back an oldie but yummy goodie.

Remember Crotch Uh-Lastic, the hunky, rising male star who would hire men to come back to his Hills pad, dress up in some swim trunks and get the naughty party started?

We can't believe it's almost been two years, but Crotch has officially risen, like a hunky hero out of burning celeb-saturated waters! Mr. Uh-Lastic has solidified himself as a respected Hollywood actor, which means it's time to be even more discreet 'bout his homolicious ways...

See, Crotch would love to go out, hit up the gay scene and bring himself back a cutie. But as the fagola Hollywood story goes, he so cannot out himself.

Not because he cares about being famous. No, Toothy Tile Crotch is not. Instead, CUL is more concerned how his sexuality would hinder the roles he gets, 'cause he's now being taken oh so seriously. He loves acting—not the ritzy lifestyle that comes with it. He doesn't even care that much about hurting his beard (if Toothy outted himself, it would be very damning to the both of them, in many, many ways).

So what's a horny, dude-loving guy to do?

Sic his assistant on the unknowing gay population of Los Angles, natch. Only problem is the de-lish men in West Hollywood are totally starting to catch on—and they're blabbin' about it, too! Halle-homo-lujah!

Mr. Lastic's assistant frequents the standard WeHo gay bars, successfully luring back men for his famous master. Too funny: It's also the exact same dude-fishing MO Furrowed Frank uses when he has his trainer lure future conquests for him at the gym!

Only problem is, if said man isn't interested in hooking up with Crotch on the down-low, the guy has no reason not to spread it around to his gossip-lovin' friends. Seems pretty strange to us, as Mr. U.-L. is as hunky doable as they come.

And as sneaky as Crotch would like to be, more and more people 'round town are starting to hear about what goes down, literally, up in his Hollywood home. And it's not just poolside, folks.

Think any of these guys will out dear old Crotchy soon? Doubtful. With his adorable dimples, more men will jump at the chance to jump CUH and then shut up about it after than won't. But remember, it only takes one.

And It Ain't: Alexander Skarsgård, Matthew Fox, Ryan Phillippe

Jennifer Lopez Is A Waste Of Space

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:26:00 +0000

When I first saw that Jennifer Lopez's first single off her new album was called Louboutins, I honestly thought it was a joke. I couldn't imagine which one of her people would approve something like that. The song is below but I must warn you that it is incredibly tough to listen to. Maybe I am just getting old or maybe it is because it is Jennifer Lopez singing it or maybe because it is the most obnoxious title of a song ever, but I really, really dislike this song. I have made it through the first 1:37 of it and this is what she has said so far. She is tired of being a part-time lover which I took for mistress and so she is leaving. How is she leaving? On her Louboutins which she then repeats about ten times to really hammer the f**king point in that she is leaving on Louboutins. This of course is after the first fifteen seconds of the song tease us with something akin to a record scratch and more hints that more references to Louboutins are on the way. A whole song about showing the world how much money you have? Really? Or are you perhaps just rubbing it in everyone's face? Really? Well how about a line in there that says I'm leaving you so I can go have a film career where I can make classics like Gigli.

I have never had a song annoy me more. Maybe I am just cranky. I am hung over and the last thing I needed this morning was some superficial self entitled no talent hack to start singing about she is leaving on her Louboutins. I don't really give a f**k how she leaves, but her act is old and I am tired of her and her skeleton looking husband. Go hide in a corner somewhere and maybe in ten years or so we will be ready again for you after you get some humility and a CD that doesn't sound exactly like the crap you were peddling 15 years ago.

Miley Cyrus's Tour Bus Overturns - One Person Killed

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:20:00 +0000

According to reports from various news outlets in Virginia, a section of highway is closed this morning after the tour bus in which Miley Cyrus normally travels in overturned and killed the driver. TMZ says Miley was in one of the four buses, but the sheriff on the scene said Miley wasn't in any of the buses and was traveling in an entirely different kind of transportation.

The roads were wet this morning and the bus ran off the side of the road and then overturned. To me it sounds like maybe the driver fell asleep. The driver was killed, one person was injured and everyone else on the bus evacuated by climbing through the front windshield.

The police are withholding the name of the driver until his family can be notified. I am sending them only good thoughts.

Today's Blind Items - Warning: Graphic*

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:10:00 +0000

This former B list tween female singer and now a messed up D has made some very bad decisions over the past year or so but none compare to the one she made at a party in the past few nights. Since breaking up with her D list reality boyfriend she has been on the lookout for someone who can help with her career and put her back in the spotlight. Well, she found a B list rap star and he has been helping her out and paying for expenses, providing her drugs and has promised to help her with her new record. Everything was going fine until the party the other night when he threatened to take it all away unless she orally serviced a few of his friends at the party. She did. Stay tuned because she is going to a bigger party this week.

#1 - tweener
#2 - former D list reality boyfriend
#3 - B list rapper

Random Photos Part Two

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:55:00 +0000

Jeanne-Claude - RIP
Bono and Wycleaf then started singing Endless Love.
The whole skanky goatee thing is really starting to annoy me.
Chris O' Donnell and Elizabeth Banks.
Did Eliza Dushku go prematurely gray overnight or is that the lighting?
Emile Hirsch kind of went from superstar to super quiet after Speed Racer bombed.
Giada de Laurentiis in 944 Magazine.
Holly Madison earning a buck with a Lucille Ball look-a-like.
Ice-T seems to be a very happy man.
Speaking of happy men. I have never had a customs guy smile at me like that ever. I guarantee you if she keeps flirting with him, he will be volunteering to perform a full body cavity search on Angelina or Brad when they come through the next time.
Smile Jenna Fischer. Do you think maybe she sees the mystery hand out of the corner of her eye?
January Jones is certainly smiling. Maybe not eating, but definitely smiling along side Jennifer Carpenter.
John Mayer on his way into Letterman and
playing Santa for Pete Wentz.
Jamie Pressly getting fondled by her new husband.
Kate Hudson kind of looks like Kid Rock here right?
Meanwhile Kate Middleton has no problems taking the stairs. I would love to have seen how Beyonce or Mariah Carey would have reacted to the same situation. Stairs or just not attending?

Random Photos Part One

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:37:00 +0000

Two parts today.

I think this is a first time appearance for Luke Evans.
Laura Prepon looks thrilled to be spotted.
Do you think anything permanently disfiguring would happen to you if you saw Latoya Jackson without her makeup and wig on?
I really didn't want to include the picture of Mel B and her husband but it looks like he is wearing velvet so I have to stick to the rules.
I think they should make a new version of Grumpy Old Men starring this pair.
So, was this a sleepover or something because it looks like the kid in front is wearing pajamas.
Nic Cage in Kenya. Did you know Nic is the UN representative for drugs and crime. Yeah, so anyway, as part of his duties he went and spoke with Somali pirates who had been captured. He probably wants a piece of the action because he has his eye on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that was once touched by Elvis and will only cost him $250,000.
Does Neil Patrick Harris ever take a bad picture?
Monaco Day. Princess Stephanie on the far left has changed a great deal. Before the internet she sold a whole lot of tabloids.
I think Russell reminds Quentin that he is sleeping with Katy Perry.
Meanwhile over on the other side of town, Katy prepared to perform for a cell phone company.
Robert Pattinson at some morning show program today.
Has anyone seen Reese with Jake in awhile? I guess the bag belongs to Reese huh?
Shakira - New York City
Shakira's parents - New York City.
Tom Cruise in Vienna. Lots of creepy looking bodyguards.
The always impeccable Tom Ford.
Contrast Tom with Levi Johnston who was a pariah last night. It was a tossup who was ignored more he or Lindsay Lohan.

Shamanbear Is A Brave Reader

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:43:00 +0000

I noticed today in the comments that a reader named Shamanbear not only watched the entire Miley Cyrus video from yesterday but also counted every use of the word like in the 8 minute video.

According to Shamanbear, "ignoring incidents where the word "like" was used to indicate that she did in fact enjoy something she used the word "like" as a filler syllable approximately 70 times in almost 8 minutes. If you edited out all the "likes" and "uhms", the clip would only have been 42 seconds long."

Thank you Shamanbear. Now, according to my math that would be almost 9 "likes" a minute or one every six seconds for the entire 8 minutes. That is phenomenal. Now, in a 1.75 liter bottle of booze there are 60 shots which means that in less than 8 minutes, you and a group of your friends can be drunk by playing this game that is sweeping the nation. OK, not really the nation, but it is really popular in my basement.

Joe Francis Gets Punk'D At USC Game

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:37:00 +0000

When the Stanford marching band took the field this past weekend at halftime of their game with USC, they decided to say really bad things about Joe Francis. Listen to the announcer for the band beginning at about 30 seconds in describing the accomplishments of USC graduate Joe Francis. Love it.

Meanwhile in other news involving the convicted molester, Joe is going to have to file personal bankruptcy because the IRS says he owes them about $33M and have frozen all of his accounts. He recently plead guilty to tax evasion from certain years and the new amounts are from other years where Joe also stiffed the government.

It's Holiday Road Time - Vacation Is Coming Back!

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:19:00 +0000

It has been so long since I have seen Clark & Ellen Griswold but I won't have to wait much longer. During the Super Bowl, there will be an ad campaign from a company called Home Away Vacation Rentals and the entire campaign is going to feature the Griswold family and they will be driving the original Family Truckster!!

Tila Tequila Takes A Spill - Slightly NSFW But As Good As Bret Michaels

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:55:00 +0000

I was just going to make this an update on my earlier post, but thought since it had a different feel to it that I would make this separate. This is a 25 second clip from her four hour rant. At some point she decided she was going to do a strip tease for the world. Well, if you are high or whatever is wrong with her, heels and a chair don't necessarily work well together. Just saying.

And Bret, just for fun.

Kate Moss Is An Idiot

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:43:00 +0000

I don't think the above headline is that much of a stretch. I think anyone who dated Pete Doherty for as long as Kate Moss did belongs in the idiot Hall Of Fame without much further action on her part. This week though she added to her legend when she was asked by Women's Wear Daily what her life motto was and Kate said her favorite is, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

It turns out this saying is also the saying used by sites promoting anorexia and so Kate has received lots of backlash from people all over the world for glorifying a size zero. Kate Green who is a model and the head of a campaign called Say No To Size Zero said, "There are 1.1million eating disorders in the UK alone. Kate Moss's comments are likely to cause many more. If you read any of the pro-anorexia websites they go crazy for quotes like these."

Kate should know better, but all of the years of drugs and starving herself have probably clouded her mind beyond repair.

Rihanna Gets Nasty With Her Employees

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:30:00 +0000

Word of advice to anyone who wishes to be employed by Rihanna in the future. She likes her car and driver to be where she wants them exactly when she wants them. According to the Daily Star, Rihanna lost her temper when her driver was three minutes late picking her up outside a London nightclub. Yes, yes I know it is the Daily Star who do not really have the best reputation and do seem to have it in for Rihanna for some reason. They actually have a post up on their website where they allege the reason that Chris Brown beat Rihanna was because she cheated on him and gave him herpes. Anyway, here is what they say happened at the club.

When Rihanna came outside from the club there was no driver. One of her entourage immediately started making phone calls trying to find the driver while Rihanna said, "Where the f**k is my car?"

A minute goes by and then Rihanna says, "I mean it guys, you've now got 30 seconds to get me my car or someone is losing their employment. I f**king mean it, 10 seconds and I get nasty."

Lucky for everyone the driver pulled up right then. No word on if he still has a job. I will remember this story if Rihanna is ever late for something with no excuse.

Tila Tequila Goes Off The Edge

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:25:00 +0000

You know you are having a rough time when your attorney tells TMZ that something is seriously wrong with your client. Apparently for about four hours today, Tila Tequila went on her u-stream page and while naked, ranted and raved and talked about her hygiene, Shawne Merriman and his alleged drug use and anything else she could think of to talk about.

It has all been taken down now and she is off the air, but her lawyer has been trying to get a hold of her to see what is wrong. He blames it all on the abuse that was alleged to have happened to her at the hands of Shawne Merriman.

As much as I rag on Tila and think she is a publicity seeker of epic proportions I certainly don't want anything bad to happen to her and I hope she gets her life in order. Earlier this week she sued Merriman for $1.5M as a result of the alleged domestic violence.

Next Time W Will Chop Off A Leg Or An Arm

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:47:00 +0000

So I wonder what the photo editors at W Magazine were thinking when they started working with this cover photo of Demi Moore. Here is what I think happened. They were playing around with it and had it downloaded into their computer and someone said, "wouldn't it be funny if we took away one of her hips?" So, they did it and someone pressed save instead of save as and this is why you have Demi Moore on the cover of a magazine with just one hip. It could have been worse. How? She could be missing an arm or a leg or have Rumer on the cover with her.

Susan Boyle Sets Online Sales Record

noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:23:00 +0000

When I first saw the statement from Amazon that said Susan Boyle set the online sales record for most pre-orders of all time I was like that is pretty impressive. I mean I know she is popular but to beat out every other band that has ever sold an album online, that is incredible.

So, who do you think is in second place? Probably like U2 or Kanye. Maybe Mariah or some Beatles release? Umm, actually second place belongs to Mr. Children who is a Japanese rock group. Their 2008 release Supermarket Fantasy is number 2.

Ok, but really for third place it must be a super group right? Susan knocked off a king or queen of the record business right? Umm, well 3rd place went to Japanese pop star Ken Hirai and his 10th Anniversary Complete Single Collection '95-'05. Oh, well sure I mean everyone has that right?

The people over at Columbia Records could not be more excited for Susan. The Chairman said, "One of the things that is so unique about Susan Boyle is her ability to touch people around the world. We're excited that I Dreamed A Dream holds the new record for global pre-orders and that Amazon's customers have supported her album in this way."

He then went on to say, 私平井堅とバックアップ歌が手配することができますミスターチルドレンとスーザンボイル一緒に同じように、高速のデュエット曲歌うされます。

Crazy Days and Nights

Four For Friday

Random Photos Part Two

Random Photos Part One

Your Turn

The Fan Of The Day

Eddie Cibrian Actually Sued Life & Style

Carrie Prejean's Brother Would Watch Her Sex Tapes

Jude Law Needs To Lighten Up Or Move Out

Brad Pitt - Truth Or Fiction?

TV News - Lost, Heroes, Oprah And I Promise No Project Runway Spoilers Either

Ted C Blind Item

Jennifer Lopez Is A Waste Of Space

Miley Cyrus's Tour Bus Overturns - One Person Killed

Today's Blind Items - **Warning: Graphic***

Random Photos Part Two

Random Photos Part One

Shamanbear Is A Brave Reader

Joe Francis Gets Punk'D At USC Game

It's Holiday Road Time - Vacation Is Coming Back!

Tila Tequila Takes A Spill - Slightly NSFW But As Good As Bret Michaels

Kate Moss Is An Idiot

Rihanna Gets Nasty With Her Employees

Tila Tequila Goes Off The Edge

Next Time W Will Chop Off A Leg Or An Arm

Susan Boyle Sets Online Sales Record

Today's Blind Items - Warning: Graphic*