Crazy Days and Nights

Four For Friday

2009-11-27T13:14:00.000-08:00

At a recent movie premiere this married foreign born B-/C+ list movie actor appeared to out this former A list tweener and now B list movie actor. At the premiere our foreign born actor said to a group of people standing next with him, "well you know ______ is gay." He said it very loudly and in the same room as the former tweener, although he wasn't overgeard by the former tweener. The former tweener's C list actress girlfriend was not in attendance but our foreign born B- list movie actress wife was.

#1 - foreign born actor
#2 - former tweener
#3 - former tweener's girlfriend
#4 - foreign born actor's wife

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

2009-11-27T12:53:00.000-08:00

No special top photo today. It is just how things ended up that Amy Winehouse ended up on top. A Christmas present from Amy Winehouse? That has to be interesting.
Our long lost mascot, Ben Affleck.
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Georg Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis who looks ready to give it all up.
That is Hilary Duff's mom over on the right side.
Jennifer Aniston spent her Thanksgiving getting paid to be at the re-opening of a hotel in Morocco.
"Maybe if I am subtle about it no one will see me picking my nose."
Kevin Federline has lost some of his weight but he is still willing to get paid by Ed Hardy by showing up at the Brisbane location.
Michael Douglas and his daughter watching the Macy's parade.
More people getting paid to be in Morocco. Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom and Goopie.
"And now I will blow up the remaining $24 I haven't spent on outrageous stuff." Nic Cage in Bath, UK
I really need to watch Knight's Tale this weekend. I loved Paul Bettany in that and there is Heath. Great movie.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
So, the people on either side of the Vice_president crashed a White House party. The fact they were filming that day for RH-Washington DC makes me think this was all about publicity for the show.
Salma Hayek also in Morocco. Did no one want turkey and pie?
This could be the first time I have ever seen Seth Myers in a pap photo on the street.
I think Saorise is just as amazed as I have been with the amount of weight Peter Jackson has lost. It's stunning.
In Zoo Weekly in Australia they found a 6ft 8 model from the US and paired her off with a model who appears to be about what? 4 foot 10?

Your Turn

2009-11-27T12:03:00.000-08:00

The Friday after Thanksgiving. Did you do Black Friday? Your favorite Black Friday story? Best deal you got? I know lots of you went today. I saw those Facebook status updates counting down the hours. It was like watching those old commercials when the people would be standing outside the store saying, "open, open, open."

Tiger Woods Seriously Injured And Hospitalized In Car Crash

2009-11-27T11:54:00.000-08:00

According to CNN, Tiger Woods was seriously injured in car crash at around 230am near his house in Florida. It was a one car accident and he was taken to the hospital. The golfer faces criminal charges, but apparently they are not alcohol related. If you want to watch live news reports, click here.

What Do You Think?

2009-11-27T11:42:00.000-08:00

Robbie Williams was on an Australian radio show and during the show he invited his girlfriend Ayda Field into the studio where he asked her to marry him. She said yes. Now Robbie's spokespeople said it was all a joke and that Robbie isn't getting married. So, despite the fact that Robbie's mom believed the engagement was real and was buying the couple an engagement card when spotted, and despite the fact Ayda and her family thought it was real, Robbie didn't so it doesn't count. I hope he isn't planning on staying with her very long because you can't take someone on national radio like that and then say it doesn't count.

Here is what I think happened. Listen to the show below and it sounds like the announcers kind of goaded Robbie into asking, BUT Ayda was not involved in that and thought she was being asked. Robbie's mom thought he had asked. Was it real? Was it a joke? Was only Robbie in on it?

Rihanna Says You Need To Send Naked Pictures To Your Boyfriend

2009-11-27T11:11:00.000-08:00

Apparently Rihanna feels like you are not being a very good girlfriend unless you send naked pictures to your boyfriend. She just doesn't like it when the pictures get released to the internet. Speaking on Hot 97 Rihanna responded to a woman's question about sending naked pictures by saying, "If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, I feel bad for him."

After she said that she started talking about her own experiences and what happened when her photos were released to the internet. "I just felt like my whole privacy was taken before that and then, when that came out, I thought, 'Oh great, so now there's nothing they don't know about me and my private life'. It was humiliating and it was embarrassing - especially my mom having to see that."

So, if it was humiliating and embarrassing then why is she encouraging people to send naked photos. I really don't understand the logic. Of course logically there are lots of things I don't understand about Rihanna. We can jut add this to the list.

Today's Message From Courtney Love

2009-11-27T10:48:00.001-08:00

Courtney was busy this morning.

#1 - wow holy fucking wierd thanksgiving, two members of Spears FAMILY found me , watch this shit, Brit i think i may have just FREED your ass, you owe me a good forensic workover, fo ryourself as well and we need to destroy the pboc ill show you this post when you get out . im sorry noone else stuck thier necks out for you.

#2 - NOW you other little rockstars some have been lovers some are friends, look at this shit watch this weekend and wonder why the hell we call ourselves Friends if we arent a community of people who help each other. CHRIST its fun to be the brave one. pats back.

#3 - NO edward i do NOT want to have this discussion in public in answer to your text not by any means last i checked you had a "roomful of kenyans" and then you were "running the marathon with Alanis Morissette" i love you man but business is business besides wich bloggy asswipes apparently called me a crackhead in a ...shopping cart ,they love to write me off, you KNOW that, its thier favourite pasttime with me,

#4 - FEMINISM is on my mind.

Do We Care About Avril Lavigne Or Is It Slow?

2009-11-27T10:31:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I worry whether I am missing out on some trend or some new wave of celebrities. There is so much out there to be seen and heard and discovered and I am just one man. A very large man to be sure and wearing Zubazz until New Years for sure, but still just one man. So, I worry that I may have missed something important or that people care about someone more than I thought. I was under the impression that most people though Avril Lavigne was kind of a waste of space. She is to Gwen Stefani what 98 Degrees was to N'Sync. I was going to use O Town instead of 98 Degrees but to be fair Avril has actually sold a few records and I blame O Town for the fact that Diddily Piddily is on MTV 24 hours a day.

If you were too late or too young to hop on the Gwen Stefani train you could hop on to Avril Lavinge's train and she would provide you with pop music and a clothing line while wearing things you have never seen anyone else wear in public that didn't charge by the hour.

So, that was my general impression of Avril. Sure it is nice to talk about her divorce and random hookups with celebrities, but I saw a report in Radar that said she was making out with a guy no one recognized at a bar in New York while the guy kept ordering her bottles of champagne and vodka. So what? I didn't really care but at least 20 sites including that Holiday Inn guy all wrote about her and the story. Really? Do we care about her? Am I missing something? Am I going to see a bunch of people in plaid skirts and a tie and purple streaked blond hair storming my grocery store?

Better Sell More Tapes Michael

2009-11-27T10:13:00.000-08:00

To further ruin your post holiday meal, I am forced to talk about Michael Lohan. Well, not forced to really, but there is not much to talk about and I think it is ironic that he makes his living exploiting his kids but according to TMZ is about $15,000 behind in child support. I guess he needs to start making more tapes or start exploiting all his kids so he can pay for their support and his. Wow, he is like his very own economy. Obviously not a very stable economy or he could pay to take care of his kids. If he gets any further behind he might have to bring out his secret tapes or the ones he has been saving when he really falls behind on his Ed Hardy charge card or finds a Lindsay stripper he really loves.

Adam Lambert Controversies Day 5

2009-11-27T09:50:00.000-08:00

It's hard to believe it has only been five days since the American Music Awards and the whole Adam Lambert controversy and it feels like much, much longer. In case you have been busy this week and missed the news, let me recap.

Sunday night during a performance at the AMA's, Adam engaged in some simulated oral sex and made out with a male band member.

Monday, ABC retaliated by canceling Adam from Good Morning America. In his place they let Diane Sawyer tell the world why she sold her soul as a journalist and why she works for a network that embraces domestic violence.

Tuesday CBS said,"come on over to Adam" and he went on their morning show and performed.
HOWEVER, CBS blurred out the same sex kiss when reporting on the story. HOWEVER, CBS did allow the Britney Spears and Madonna kiss from MTV to be shown in its entirety.

Meanwhile over at ABC they were busy making headlines again because they decided to book Chris Brown and help him make money. You know, because domestic violence is in and same sex kissing between men is so uncool. Seriously ABC? Really? So what you are saying is that if you beat up a woman and I mean really beat the ever living crap out of her its ok and ABC will open their arms to you and let you be interviewed by a woman and let you perform and say, please make a buck off our network. However, if you kiss another guy as part of an act you are banned for life. Just wanted to check. Note to Adam Lambert. Stop kissing guys and go beat some women. ABC and the entire Disney family will love you. Oh, and that includes ESPN. Does the person who made this decision at GMA still have a job?

And at NBC they continue to have Ann Curry stalk the Jolie/Pitt clan.

People Magazine Hits A New Low

2009-11-27T09:35:00.000-08:00

I don't know what Kneepads Magazine owed the Lohan family but whatever it was it must have been huge. They interviewed Dina Lohan and I have never seen such crap journalism. If you were a reporter and you had the chance to ask Dina Lohan questions what would you ask her? Well, keep that in mind as you see what Kneepads asked her. Oh, and the picture above is one they used. Pre lip injections and during a stage where she was not coked out of her mind.

People - What do you have Lindsay doing in the kitchen this Thanksgiving?
Dina - "Lindsay is making the garlic mashed potatoes. They are amazing!"

(If she is doing anything amazing she must spike them with something)

People - How is Lindsay doing?
Dina - "Lindsay is doing great right now. She's happy and very busy working. She works a lot and so we're excited to have her home for Thanksgiving."

(How does she find the time to work between her stealing and clubbing and drugging? Is it hard for her to organize? Is there a time management system you prefer?)

People - What are you and your other kids doing in the kitchen to help?
Dina - "Ali is doing the stuffing and I'm doing the turkey and making sure nothing burns."

(Ali is now her only other child apparently.)

People - Do you have any special traditions?
Dina - "We go around the table and say what we are thankful for. I grew up with it and it's just a Thanksgiving tradition we have going on at our house that we grabbed onto … We are so blessed and it's important to share what we are thankful for, and not to take things for granted."

Like kiss ass magazines and drug dealers that give discounts. This is the biggest piece of crap I have read in awhile. People should be ashamed.

Happy Thanksgiving!

2009-11-25T14:03:00.000-08:00

There won't be any updates tomorrow, but I will be back on Friday. Hungover and full, but back. I want all of you to know that I am thankful for each of you. Over the past three years all of you have become like my family and I love getting to see you everyday. I wish there was a place big enough in the world for all of us to sit down and eat together and drink and have one big party. Every day I wake up in the morning and am so thankful to have all of you in my life. Wherever you are headed this weekend or whatever you are doing, I hope you have a great time, make wonderful memories and stay very safe. I want to see my family back here on Friday!!

Ted C Blind Item

2009-11-25T13:59:00.000-08:00

Enough with the skanky, closeted "straight" movie stars out getting photographed with their pretend girlfriends while doing guys on the side.

This week we're goin' back to those sneaky heterosexuals who originally wrote the book on cheating on their partners, not to mention the public!

Quidget and Bridget Barks-a-Little are a Hollywood dream couple, as in they both do it all with darling personalities and multitalented careers. And oh, aren't they gorgeous to look at, too, what with their sweet smiles and even sweeter kiddies?

Then there's the much darker celeb duo known as Harry and La-Feelya Fun-Tanked, an amazingly hard-partying twosome who are much better known for their combative social and cohabitation skills than they are for any picture of domestic bliss.

I mean, most folks don't even know Harry and La-Feelya have kids, that's how much their domestic side is never played in the press—or any place else, for that matter. White-picket-fence types they're so not.

So isn't it so interesting that La-Feelya, who's still awesome-looking with her curves and cat-like attraction, and who has pretty much decided she's had it with too-far-gone Harry, just recently set her sights on a bacon-earner with a little more, how shall we say, predictability (i.e., steady paycheck and richly rewarded career)? Yep.

So much so that...

La-Feelya just went whole horny hog on the poor Quidget (who's marginally handsome) and seduced the crap outta him—almost literally! Quidget almost forgot sex could be this hot again! Which explains, of course, why he and La-Feelya have decided to leave their respective families and hook up together, permanently. So glad to know it's not only the gays who make dumbass decisions after a few really hot nights in bed!

Only one little prob: Quidget and La-Feelya haven't told their spouses yet. Ouch.

Wonder if this heartbreak will actually come to pass? Something tells me that once Bridget Barks-a-Lot finds out what her ordinarily soft-spoken hubby's been up to, she's gonna call up every soccer mom she can for a little sympathy. Then she's going to see to it that every cent of her family's money will never be touched by slinky La-Feelya's slim and very gorgeous fingers.

In fact, I guarantee it.

So, here's what I predict: Once Quidget tells Bridget of his departure intentions (which I hear he's planning on doing momentarily), he will be knocked so far back on his slightly soft ass he'll just as quickly beg Bridget to forget it—he just can't go through with it all, breaking up his family like that.

But it will be too late. Bridget ain't the type of gal to go for that weakass apologetic crap. She'll want out for good. It's a certainty.

Oh, and what's Harry doing through all of this turmoil, you ask?

Just getting high. He doesn't care either way, really.

And It Ain't: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; Sting and Trudie Styler; Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

2009-11-25T13:28:00.001-08:00

Carly Simon gets the top spot. I don't think she has ever held the top spot here before so it is well deserved.
Alice Cooper - Manchester
Amy Winehouse and her new engagement ring. I wonder where Blaaaaaaaaaaake stole it from or if Amy had to buy it.
So who gets to keep the ball? I also think they need to have a best of season with all the winners.
Eric Dane is one step away from losing it all.
Gordon Ramsay had to carry his own books to his book singing. Or as he probably said, "I can't believe I have to f**king carry my own f**king book at my own f**king book signing. F**k it."
This is Day 2. On Day 1, Holly learned to say, "Do you want fries with that?"
Long time no see James McAvoy.
Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley out celebrating her birthday.
Kim Kardashian before diet pills
And now she has completed the transformation to bobble head doll.
Meanwhile UK coke mom is out picking up her kids at school while smoking. She is a great mom isn't she?
Only 363 days until Miley can legally strip everyday.
I give Victoria Beckham a lot of crap, but this is her at Barney's returning shoes she bought. No assistant and they are shoes she paid for. I'm stunned that she can be this normal. Granted that looks like a Louboutin box so they probably cost $1000, but it is kind of normal.
I love you Noa Tishby. I really, really do. You know that, but I really don't know about this puffy shoulder pad thing.
Claudia Schiffer did the same thing.
Meanwhile Rihanna has discovered the porcupine look. If those are real, they look like they would hurt.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
And then Robbie Williams slipped and tore his groin.
I will say Suri looks like her mom.
Spiderman opens water. Maybe.
The Specials - London
Zac Efron is not ugly. Love that suit.

Your Turn

2009-11-25T11:54:00.000-08:00

So, for the US tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Canada had theirs last month when we celebrated Columbus Day. Well at least the courthouses and banks and the postal workers celebrated Columbus Day, the rest of us worked. Australia has theirs in like March I think and the UK in September? I love food holidays. Anyway, despite what country you live in or if you celebrated already, you can certainly say something you are thankful for OR I also love a good Thanksgiving story or an awful one or really any story. Heck, you can quote scenes from Home For The Holidays if you want. I saw that Pieces Of April is now on Hulu so you can watch it for free. For those of you outside the US, download it using your favorite umm, program. Yeah, a program. It's KHBTC when she was normal and not Xenu-fied. Of course Planes Trains And Automobiles is great also. I think there is a horror movie that takes place at Thanksgiving also.

Nicole Kidman Not Pregnant!!!!!

2009-11-25T11:40:00.000-08:00

Holy crap, who comes up with this stuff. Did I fall asleep on Sunday and just wake up now? US Weekly is reporting that Nicole Kidman's rep is saying Nicole is not pregnant. Did anyone here think she was? I have read and read and I haven't seen anyone say she was. This is all a set up job by the ass kissers at US Weekly because they probably want some exclusive pictures of the family during Thanksgiving or something.

According to US, the rumor started because Nicole had the audacity to take pictures on the red carpet holding her stomach with her hands. In what was a planned move for sure. Anyway that led to speculation she was pregnant which her rep denied today. OK, I don't remember anyone saying she was pregnant. Were you speculating she was pregnant? I think that is what she wanted people to say and then she would respond. The thing is I don't think anyone cares what Nicole does and they sure don't like to imagine her having sex despite what she may think. I am still not entirely convinced that Sunday Rose was not immaculately conceived or grown for nine months elsewhere and showed up one day in Nicole's arms.

So, if you have been on pins and needles all week about Nicole's pregnancy, she isn't and please get a life. Oh, and one more thing. I HATE how at every event Nicole goes to with Keith she lays her head on his shoulder or leans in like she is going to kiss him. It is such garbage. Every event? It ticks me off so much I went and found one from the AMA's. It happens at every event.

The Carrie Ann Inaba Of The UK - Don't You Know Who I Am Moment

2009-11-25T11:20:00.001-08:00

Unless you live in the UK you probably don't know who Alesha Dixon is. I only know her because I read gossip all the time looking for juice for all of you. Alesha Dixon is a judge on Strictly Come Dancing which is the UK version of Dancing With The Stars.Well, even that wouldn't normally get me to post about her here, but when a "Don't you know who I am" moment is captured on film, you have to post it. It is kind of like an obligation. Like taxes or laughing when Paris Hilton says she has never taken drugs.

Here Alesha is told she is not on the list to get inside a club.
And here is Alesha with her "don't you know who I am?" moment. Love it. She was denied.

Mariah Carey For An Oscar?

2009-11-25T10:33:00.001-08:00

The Palm Springs International Film Festival is awarding Mariah Carey their Breakthrough Performance Award for her performance in Precious. I have been to the Palms Springs Film Festival and I even wrote about an experience there one year. It is a serious film festival and they don't go passing out awards like candy. Well, not cheap candy anyway. They have a pretty good track record for this award. Sure the award will be presented in January and sure more people will come now they know Mariah is winning it, but Marion Cotillard won the same award for La Vie En Rose the year she won the Academy Award and Jennifer Hudson won the award the year she won the Academy Award.

So, Mariah for an Academy Award. Do you think the world would explode if that happened? Glitter to Academy Award. If she won she would require four people to lower her to a sofa in the future. She would have to probably square off against Mo'Nique but Mo'Nique has made so many people mad with her press work she might not get nominated.

Lindsay Lohan Keeps Her Job

2009-11-25T10:15:00.000-08:00

Apparently the people love what Lindsay Lohan did for Ungaro and they are keeping her on as a consultant. Sure they should. I would do. Are you kidding me? She wasn't paid anything for her work and Ungaro got a bunch of sales off stuff that probably would have sold like crap if Lindsay had not brought attention to it. I have seen some articles lately that say Lindsay is getting paid for her efforts but all the original stories said she wasn't and had to pay her own way and if they were paying $1M a year as some reports I saw suggested they would have fired her. She is worth free or a plane ticket and a bag of coke but she isn't worth a million a year. For that they could hire someone who actually knows what they are doing.

So, the good news is we will get to see Lindsay walking the runway at Paris fashion week for the near future and she can impress us all with her artistic abilities and can travel the world and steal people blind. That would be a great movie. Actress strung out on drugs travels the world and sleeps with random people while stealing stuff. Kind of sounds like Gia. Did she steal? And yes, I guess she was a model huh? Oh well. I'm drunk. Lay off. All I remember anyway is Angelina Jolie's version of Gia.

Oh, and on a positive note, I have never seen Lindsay truly as happy as when this picture was taken. She isn't a good enough actress to pull off that smile unless she was happy.

Roman Polanski Gets Bail

2009-11-25T09:51:00.000-08:00

The Swiss caved in and have granted Roman Polanski bail. That's right. An electronic bracelet is all that is going to keep Polanski from making a run for the French border. That and the $4.5M he is posting as bail. You think he could make that much in his next movie? Yeah he probably could. And how long do you think it would take him to get back to France from his chalet? I think reporters are still searching but this is probably the first time someone who was supposed to be extradited has been granted bail. It shows you what having a lot of money and passing a few bucks around can accomplish.

This is a f**king travesty. I liked having him in jail. I wanted him to stay in a Swiss jail for months and months while they decided what to do. If and when he came to the US and some judge here decided to let him go, at least I would have had the satisfaction of knowing he spent a very long time in a Swiss jail. Now though he will be at his chalet with his servants and his skiing and this really, really pisses me off.

Is Michael Lohan Putting All This In The Offering Plate?

2009-11-25T09:36:00.000-08:00

Yesterday I saw that Jon Gosselin had made stupid remarks in a recording about his kids and TLC and I couldn't be bothered. The one post I wrote about Jon & Kate was enough. Well, perhaps I should have read the story a little more closely. I had no idea that Michael Lohan was the one who sold the recording to Radar. Oh yeah, of course he probably didn't sell the recording. He is selling his interview later. Whatever.

I know we are all the most cynical people on the planet. But wasn't there just this tiny sliver of hopefulness that you had that when Michael was releasing the tapes about Lindsay Lohan and Dina that he had the best interest of his daughter at heart? It wasn't much, but I thought that maybe his coal black heart had a little CZ diamond in it somewhere. I was wrong. It was all about the money. If he is recording and selling Jon Gosselin then he was recording and planning to sell his kids his ex and he might even have naked tapes of Lindsay when he really needs to put up a new wall in the church or something.

Is this how he is going to make his living? Recording people and then selling the tapes? Well, at least maybe he can afford some new mesh shirts because the black has got to be getting stale now. No, no I wouldn't give you the mesh shirt before the holidays. You get Michael as Joseph during the holidays. Who knew Joseph had leather gloves?

The Kardashians Keep It Klassy

2009-11-25T09:26:00.001-08:00

Yes, I know how you spell classy, but for this post it just made more sense to use it with a K. You do realize of course that the Kardashian clan makes more in a year then most of us will earn in a lifetime right? I just wanted that nice cheerful thought in your head for a minute. Oh yeah, I'm drinking. It is 930am on a Wednesday but the booze machine is fired up. And by fired up I mean that the coffee maker is going and I am combining a shot of whiskey to each glass. Hello Thanksgiving.

Anyway, some TMZ camera guy who was probably hoping to have sex with a porn star asked Lisa Ann if she was seeing anyone. You know the guy was hoping she would say no and then fall madly in love with him or at least give him a quickie in the TMZ van while Harvey watched and cheered them on.

But she said she was seeing someone. Who? Robert Kardashian. Yes, the same Robert Kardashian who used to have a squeaky clean image and then went through the Cheetah Girls and now is Joe Francis' wingman. How is that for moving down the respect for women ladder. "Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things."

Lisa Ann is best known for portraying Sarah Palin in Who's Nailin' Paylin? After the Thanksgiving meal the family can sit around and watch Kim in her porno and then watch the newest member of their family Lisa Ann in hers. I love the holidays.

Courtney Love Says Britney Spears Was Molested By Her Father

2009-11-25T09:14:00.001-08:00

Wow. Umm, Courtney Love has taken her rantings to a whole new level. She is off Twitter now which I am thankful for because trying to piece her 140 character ramblings into a thought was very tough. Lucky for all of us though she has discovered Facebook and I am shocked I have not added her as a friend. Anyway, this is probably the craziest thing she has ever said, but can you imagine if it is true? Blow the walls off the world. It sounds similar to a blind item I had a few years ago. I need to dig that one out again. Nothing like the holidays to bring out your child molesting stories.

Anyway, Courtney said, "britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO."

Courtney also took shots at Edward Norton who she accuses of stealing money from Kurt's sister. I was a little confused about that whole rant so if you want to read it, you can go to Courtney's Facebook page and read it yourself. She only has 1,669 fans? Really? Her rants alone are worth way more than that many people. Oh, she also talks about dating Gavin Rossdale and how she is scared of strip clubs now and how she made homemade mustard gas. This stuff is priceless.

Today's Blind Items

2009-11-24T13:49:00.000-08:00

Which up and coming Twilight actress lied about her background and said she lost her birth certificate so she would qualify for her part? She has told everyone she is adopted and Native/First Nations, but in reality has biological parents who raised her and is most definitely not Native/First Nations.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

2009-11-24T12:43:00.001-08:00

Katie Couric dirty dancing in front of a kid has to get the top spot. Gawker was sent these photos by someone who found them on a Facebook page. Priceless.

Ashley Greene is very very red.
And in other Twilight news, Kristen and Robert Pattinson have started to dress alike.
Amber Rose is getting invited to events on her own now. Has anyone seen Kanye?
Bob Saget and his real life daughter.
Always a smile from Britney Spears when she is shopping.
Would you say that Cate Blanchett is less than a size zero?
The very uncomfortable looking Claire Danes & Zac Efron.
Eric Idle enjoying a beverage. I'm guessing it might be adult in nature.
Ed Westwick or Robert Pattinson? Which one is better looking?
One of my favorites in the world, Graham Norton.
Gwyneth is smiling. Kind of.
You know this one with Hilary Swank is just way too easy. I am going to take a pass. It is the holidays and so my comment about a mirror is probably way wrong.
Jon Hamm looks like he has had about 20 cups of that coffee.
The Lovely Bones premiere in London is happening as I type this. Here is Peter Jackson.
And Saoirse Roman.
Susan Sarandon is there.
As is Michael Imperioli.
Meanwhile back in the states, Matt Dillon, the better looking Dillon in my opinion was out on the red carpet.
Looking at Mamie Gummer is like looking at her mom 30 years ago. Wow.
Mika - Sydney
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Some leg from the Princess. Wow, the Prince is really tall.
Roberta Armani in the exact same pose that Eva Mendes took two weeks ago.
Rose Byrne and a very intense Brendan Cowell.
Robin Williams celebrating Christmas early.
While Tom Cruise fights off those seeking to do Xenu harm in his new movie.