Showing posts with label Esquire Magazine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Esquire Magazine. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Sienna Miller Regrets Affairs

Monthly magazines can be so out of touch with what is going on because the interviews are done so far ahead of time. There is some good and some bad to the fact that Sienna Miller is on the cover of Esquire UK for the March issue. The good is that they scored by having her on at the same time as the hacking trial is going on in the UK and the Jude Law/Daniel Craig/Sienna Miller love triangle is being discussed. The bad news is they didn't ask her one question about the whole mess and imply the ending of the relationship between Sienna and Jude was solely because Jude cheated on Sienna with a nanny. Sienna does talk about her affair with Balthazar Getty and calls it "immoral." She didn't think it was immoral when she was dragging him all over the world and sucking face and having sex with him while his wife and kids followed a short distance behind hoping to save her marriage. Sienna says she burned a lot of bridges and only thought about herself and it has cost her. She's right about that. She was never that great of an actress and she was a diva and she terrified women that Sienna was going to steal their men which means Sienna doesn't work as much any longer. She says she has changed though and that having an 18 month old baby makes her more grounded. Do you think or do you think she would jump at the right married guy again? I think she would jump.

Monday, October 07, 2013

Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire's 'Sexiest Woman Alive,' - Again

Seven years after first winning the award, Scarlett Johansson has been named the sexiest woman alive by Esquire. Is it right to have a repeat winner? Did they not have another publicist who had some favors to call in? Do I think Scarlett is sexy? Yes, but I think anyone who voluntarily had sex with Sean Penn in the past five years should be eliminated. I also think there are about a million other people who should be given the chance before you have a repeat winner. Is there no one else they could find. The only saving grace is they didn't repeat Jessica Biel as the winner. Remember the year they did that? They would have a tough time explaining that one now.

Mila Kunis won last year.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Megan Fox In Esquire

I don't think I have ever read something which makes someone so unsympathetic as the new issue of Esquire featuring Megan Fox does. In it she says she is bullied and that yes, she is rich and has a big house and nice cars but it is tough because she is being bullied by millions of people all over the world because she is famous. Umm, well how about this for a trade. You give all your s**t back and move into a one bedroom apartment and take the bus and people will stop bullying you. Fair trade? Yeah, didn't think you want to give it up and if you would not make stupid statements like that you are bullied then people would not actually say bad things about you which is not bullying. So, STFU. The article then basically continues for a page of two of drooling over Megan Fox in the hopes that perhaps the writer will be rewarded with some type of sexual gratification or friendship should Megan ever leave BAG. Megan then starts talking about Revelations and if you think an actor talking politics is bad, think about Megan Fox trying to talk about the Antichrist, the Bible and Middle East politics. She then talks nonsense about Marilyn Monroe and segues into the fact that she has been speaking in tongues since she was 8. So, Sunday night services were big in the Fox household?  She says that she still wants to speak in tongues at church but shuts it off because she does not want people to think she is crazy. So, go to a church that has people speaking in tongues. Problem solved. I'm surprised you could not come up with that on your own. She also says that she hates being treated like a sex symbol and then posed for the photo above.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Sean Penn Says His Marriage Was A Fraud

Just when you thought Sean Penn could not be more of a jerk, he does something to prove you wrong. Yes, he has been helping out in Haiti which is great, but does that make up for calling your marriage a fraud when you were the one cheating all the time. In the latest issue of Esquire, Sean says that he has never been loved and that is all he has ever wanted. I think someone who gave you kids and stayed by your side despite being the biggest prick on the planet is probably love. About his marriage to Robin Wright he also said,  'What the f--- was I doing? What was I doing believing that this person was invested in this way?' Which is a fantastically strong humiliation in the best sense," he says. "It can make somebody very bitter and very hard and closed off, but I find it does the opposite to me."

Yeah, you are not bitter or closed off. I'm sure his kids love hearing him say these things about their mom too. Good job Sean. Now get back to Haiti.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Jessica Simpson Takes A Shower

First we had Lindsay Lohan trying to recreate Marilyn Monroe. Now, there is Jessica Simpson trying to recreate the famous Virna Lisi cover from Esquire. It is not that I don't like the cover shot, because I do, I just wish the photographer could have used his imagination instead of trying to just redo an iconic shot. As for the rest of the shoot, it doesn't seem to serve any purpose other than showing us presumably how Jessica showers, but wearing clothes. She tries to create controversy by showing some bare nipple which could have easily been airbrushed out. She knows it is there, and Pimpa knows it is there and Pimpa probably stared at it a good long time before approving it. It is kind of like someone said, "hey, you are not getting enough attention and your career is in the crapper, go out and show some nipple." "Your star has not fallen off the earth quite like Lindsay yet so you don't need to strip. But, if your next album sucks and Tony Romo dumps you, then Playboy it will be. Or porn."