Showing posts with label Jon Gosselin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jon Gosselin. Show all posts

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Jon Gosselin Hates Kate Gosselin

In a rant for the ages and what can be expected of him if some publisher buys his book or a production company wants to do a reality show with him, Jon Gosselin is going off on Kate Gosselin tonight on Couple's Therapy. Is it going to make me watch? Like I would spend an hour of my night watching Taylor Armstrong and Farrah Abraham compete to see who can try and make actual wet tears. Do they try and cry before the opening credits even finish? They should have an I can cry longer than you can contest. Anyway, I digress. Jon didn't do himself any favors when it comes to favors from Kate or a good relationship at any point in the foreseeable future.

She can go and fu**ing die. There's your honest depiction of Kate Gosselin. So f**k it. Piece of fu**ing s**t. What a shi**y human being." And this is just what he thinks of her new hair style. Can you imagine what he thinks of her personally?

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Jon Gosselin And Farrah Abraham Need To Hook Up

What do you get when you cross Farrah Abraham and Jon Gosselin? A couple who would be willing to appear on every reality show you can think of just to make a buck and stay famous. For Farrah it is more to stay famous and so she doesn't have to keep making porn and sleeping with random guys until her Square breaks down from over use. For Jon it is a return to some money so he doesn't have to wait tables and tell the world how much he likes being a normal guy because he obviously doesn't.

Both Farrah Abraham and Jon Gosselin will be appearing on Couple's Therapy this season but not as a couple. Farrah will be solo and Jon Gosselin will be on the show with his "girlfriend" who he is saying is his girlfriend only for the show. Couple's Therapy is slowly moving from real couples and their problems and more towards really bad Surreal Life casting. Where is Verne Troyer peeing in a corner of the house while Chyna gets naked in the swimming pool  to prove she is a woman and Adrianne Currey gets naked for Peter Brady. You just can't write better television.

If these two hook up I wonder if Farrah will throw the guy a bone and actually sleep with him or if he will just have to watch as she becomes "best friends" with her married bodyguard. Taylor Swift will also be on the show with her "perfect boyfriend" but apparently not perfect enough to keep them from making a couple of hundred thousand and extending her fifteen minutes by thirty seconds.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

This is the kind of look you don't see from Hugh Jackman very often. Looks like he's ready to party. The wife probably went to bed early.

Jennifer Aniston had to deny she was pregnant again.

Jake Gyllenhaal looks kind of used car salesman-ish here.
Jon Gosselin serving food at a place that could use a Kitchen Nightmare visit. Look at the place. Then again they did hire Jon Gosselin to serve food.
Julianne Hough on the way to see her brother.
Jesse Metcalfe works out with his girlfriend.
Julia Roberts gets ready to yell at her husband. No really. You just can't see him here.
Avril Lavigne is Phil Robertson's number one fan.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Jon Gosselin Is Now A Waiter

I joke a lot in the Random Photos when I see a photo of a celebrity in a fast food place and say they are working on their back up career. I'm not sure if I ever used that line on a Jon Gosselin photo but he's now working as a waiter at a place called Emily's Pub. The former reality star who used to pull in hundreds of thousands of dollars a year simply for doing nothing is now literally asking people if they want fries with that. It didn't take long to get to the bottom and he did so in spectacular fashion.

I will give him kudos for working a job and trying to do what he can to help out his family. He must hate going to work everyday and having members of the public asking him if he is who they think he is. It would have been much easier to get some kind of telemarketing job and be anonymous. There he is though working lunch and dinner shifts. According to The Enquirer he is only pulling in about $40-50 a shift in tips.

Considering how Kate has not been able to regain her popularity either, I would advise them to both say screw it and pretend to get back together or have some type of reconciliation and then pitch a new show together. That would be way better than Kate suing the guy for money she won't ever get and making her children hate her.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Kate Gosselin Is Suing Jon Gosselin

Kate Gosselin exchanged her kids with Jon Gosselin as usual this weekend and then sued the crud out of him yesterday. I'm sure the kids love their parents fighting all the time over stupid stuff that nobody cares about except for them. Kate is suing Jon, alleging that he hacked her computer and her phone and then gave all of the information to an author who wrote a tell all book. The book was pulled from shelves after Kate said the information had been gathered illegally.

Why is she suing? The guy has no money. None. So, you are going to sue him to make sure he never has any money? Great. And you are going to use your money to do that? When was the last time you had a show? A high paying job? Do you know how fast the lawyers will suck through your money? All because you are ticked off? I get it. He is scum. We knew that a long time ago. He is also the father of all your kids and do you want them to visit him at a studio apartment he shares with two other people because you bled him of every last penny?

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Josh Hutcherson on a bike during a photoshoot.

Ashton Kutcher goes for the professorial look at a Jobs showing.
Lukas Haas walks a rare red carpet.
Long time no see also for Dermot Mulroney.
Kristin Chenoweth only wears her neck brace when she knows cameras will be around. Otherwise, not a trace.
A Kevin Federline wedding reception photo. Looks like they were having fun.
I guess we know why he slimmed down for a few weeks.
Kate Gosselin somehow got a cover. I find this more shocking than knowing she had sex voluntarily with Jon Gosselin.
Kate Hudson shows off her dance moves. Looks like the Macarena.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Jon Gosselin Has Written A Tell All

Four years after Jon Gosselin walked away from fame and fortune and a national television show to sell his soul and his peen to strange women and Ed Hardy clothes, he is back. TLC can't do anything to him any longer and he can write anything or say anything and can be on any show he wants. So, for starters he has written a book. A book that tells all that went on in his marriage. All I want to know is if Kate has sex with the bodyguard. That is it. Chapter One, Page One and then let me get on with my life. I don't need a book tour from Jon or a bunch of interviews like he has given recently. I know he needs to make a living and that he is dead broke. That happens when you walk away from hundreds of thousands of dollars each year so you can have sex with someone who left you after a month. when that money rolls in, you ride it like Jennifer Aniston in another bad movie. You ride that wave until it can't hold your weight anymore and then you try and get back on and paddle it to land. You make them force you off that board like a shark in SharkNado.

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Kate Gosselin Gets Upset About Her Kids Playing With Pit Bulls

Jon Gosselin's girlfriend Tweeted a photo of one of his kids being licked by the family pit bull. Apparently Kate Gosselin hated this and doesn't want her kids anywhere near pit bulls because she is afraid her kids will be hurt. It is not like she didn't know Jon had a pit bull. Has the pit bull bit anyone before? Ever showed signs of aggression? I'm guessing it hasn't or Kate would not even let her kids go over there. Of course, Kate does worry about other things too. It turns out the place she loves to get hair done had its power knocked out by Sandy and it really inconvenienced Kate because she wanted to get her hair done.

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Kate Gosselin Was Rejected By DWTS - Says Jon Gosselin Doesn't Have To Pay Child Support

The Gosselins are everywhere this week. I feel like I am back in 2009. After Jon Gosselin said yesterday that he is going broke because of all the child support he has to pay and that he can't make rent because of it, Kate Gosselin fired back by saying that Jon has not had to pay any child support since April of this year and the only money he is paying is money he owed prior to that date which is really small and almost paid off. So, it seems that Jon just wanted some publicity and to maybe pick up a few bucks from the tabloids and tell all those reality producers out there that he is really interested in still being on something.

Speaking of being on something. Kate got turned down by the producers of Dancing With The Stars. She wanted to be on the all star edition of the show so bad, but the producers said she didn't have a good enough story line. Wow. They lied right to her face. Look at the other all-stars and tell me what their story lines are? I love them for turning her down. What they should have said was the truth. Yes, you brought good ratings but you were the most miserable contestant we have ever had and everyone hated you and would quit if we brought you back and you were the worst dancer we have ever had on the show. Why lie when the truth is so much better.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Jon Gosselin Can't Pay His Rent

Star has an interview with Jon Gosselin this week and he says that he is so broke that he can't even pay his rent. Jon says that his child support is too high and that he has to choose every month whether to pay for supporting his kids or paying rent. Obviously Kate makes a lot of money, so Jon should not be paying that much until you realize he also has 8 kids. Jon says that if he does not pay that the state has threatened him with jail time. Yeah, if he does not pay for a long time they will put him in jail, but I think he is ok for now. Jon also says that he took the high road when he chose to not do reality television. Umm, they chose to not do it with him. He would love to be doing it if someone would pay him.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Hailey Glassman & Kate Gosselin Are Twitter Buddies

Apparently Hailey Glassman and Kate Gosselin are willing to be friends or at least share recipes with each other despite the fact that Kate's marriage presumably broke up around the same time as Jon Gosselin started having sex with Hailey Glassman. Apparently Hailey liked some dish that she tried while spending the night with Jon at Kate's house and asked Kate for the recipe. Kate gave it to her. At first I thought maybe Kate did not realize who it is that was asking, but it is the daughter of her plastic surgeon. Could be an assistant of Kate. You know the crazy thing? Hailey Glassman somehow manages to have almost 20,000 followers on Twitter. For having sex with Jon Gosselin.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Jon Gosselin And His Girlfriend Split

Jon Gosselin took to his Twitter yesterday and said that he and his girlfriend Ellen Ross had split after nearly two years together. Radar said it was because Ellen did not like the media attention. Umm, hello Radar, she loved the media attention which is why they split. Jon did not get any media attention anymore. She kept hoping it would pick up and reach Jon & Kate levels and when it didn't and realized it was not going to she hit the road. It is not like Jon is exactly the catch of the decade. The guy has 8 kids and barely makes enough to feed himself, let alone enough to pay child support for 8 kids. When Ellen started dating Jon, he was still making the tabloids and she was probably hoping for a reality show.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Editor Charged With Child Porn

Bill Blankinship was arrested last week and charged with sex exploitation of a minor. Blankinship spent the past several years working for the production company which produced Jon & Kate Plus 8 and 17 & Counting or 31 & Counting whatever it is called at this point and it makes you wonder what kind of child porn he possessed when he was arrested. Think about the all the unused footage of these two shows and all the shots of the children which do not make it on the air but might have made it home to this guy's laptop. Even though the guy never actually came in contact with any of the children, it seems like someone would have maybe noticed his fascination with children and would wonder why he always wanted to work late at night and be the first one to come to work. He even looks creepy doesn't he?

Friday, September 09, 2011

Jon Gosselin Tells Kate To Get Over Herself

I guess it took Jon Gosselin talking before I was willing to comment on the ridiculousness of what Kate Gosselin said in her People cover story this week. Just because her show is canceled she is now worried about how to provide for her kids and is worried she might lose her house? Really? Come on. That is such a load of crap. First of all she has been making lots and lots of money the past few years. If she has not been pulling in a million bucks a year with appearances and the shows and everything else then she was missing out. Plus, TLC already said they will probably do at least one special a year. She does not have to worry about paying for college because the kids have earned enough from the show to pay for that. And so what if she has to sell her house and 24 acres? Get something smaller. Oh, and return that sports car you just bought the other day and paid cash for. Yeah, it really looks stupid to have a woe is me story and then buy a car with cash two days later. Idiot.

Jon gave n interview to RumorFix and basically said he is happy working and being normal and that Kate should embrace it and get a normal job too. I wish more people would do what Jon did and not try and hang on for as long as possible. He could make money working clubs and making appearances, but just decided to work a day job. I still think he would jump at a reality show in a second though.

Friday, May 06, 2011

Jon Gosselin Suing His Own Brother?

Star Magazine is reporting that Jon Gosselin has been threatening to sue his brother because he thinks that Mark Gosselin has been selling stories to the tabloids. First of all I don't think you should ever sue your siblings unless it is some situation where the sibling has stolen millions from you or something. Second, and most important of all, umm, what is there to sell? How many Jon Gosselin stories out there are worth selling to anyone? His life lately has been go to work, go home from work. Yeah, that is worth maybe like two dollars. Plus, if there were any stories worth selling, I think Jon would sell them himself.

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Kate Gosselin Sued By Marriage Counselor

Apparently Kate Gosselin decided that if you don't succeed, then there should be no fee. Either that or the marriage counselor she and Jon saw prior to the collapse of their marriage could not stop laughing at Kate's haircut. Kate racked up $10,000 in counseling fees in one month back in early 2009. Has it been that long since they split? Wow, time moves fast. How many hours of service is that to rack up $10,000? It could be that it was all for travel because the complaint says Kate wanted the doctor to travel to California, which the doctor did, but the doctor was never paid for travel. Did she go private? Umm, if the good doctor wants $10K for one plane ticket, I would not pay that either. The doctor thinks otherwise though and is suing Kate for the money.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Jon & Kate?

Just when Jon Gosselin is getting his life on track and working a real job and has got some normality back into his life comes the rumor mill. The rumor mill according to PopEater is that Jon & Kate are considering getting back together. Huh? That would be the worst idea ever. Sure, TLC would pass out from orgasming so much, but the rest of the world and the kids could probably do without it. At this point, the kids have enough money to put them through college and probably some extra for after. If Kate wants to keep trying to be on television, then that is her choice. Also, doesn't Jon still have that girlfriend of his. How would all that work with him getting back together with Kate?

Friday, February 18, 2011

Jon Gosselin Has A New Job

Well I never thought I would say this, but good for Jon Gosselin. Not only has he found a real job in this economy, but it is a job where he is actually getting his hands dirty, and not just from the cigarette breaks. Jon found a job with a company that installs solar panels. So, yes, not only is Jon not contributing to the further decline of reality television, but he is also doing the environment some good. Again, not withstanding the cigarettes he smokes at every opportunity. The guy is out there earning money for his family and he is doing it anyway he can.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Jon Gosselin Adds To The Unemployment Rate

So, remember that whole thing about how Jon Gosselin had a regular job now and was going to work every day and was no longer interested in the limelight. Well, he may still not be interested in the limelight but his job with Global Green is over. Apparently, Jon decided he could not be apart from his kids so quit the job he just barely started.

I think what happened is that he realized he was used to doing absolutely nothing and making stupid amounts of money for doing nothing. Sure, he had a domineering boss in Kate, but that is nothing like actually working a job and getting up early and not getting to wear your Ed Hardy collection every minute of the day. So, Jon up and quit. Unfortunately Jon there are not too many jobs where you can sit around, contribute nothing to the world and get paid for it. The good news though is there is an open job at Global Green.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Jon Gosselin Got A Job

Stop the presses. Jon Gosselin got a job. An actual real job. You know the kind we all have where we are bored out of our skulls for years on end while we work for the man and countdown the days until a three day weekend or the two week vacation we spend half of running errands we did not have time to do the other 50 weeks of the year.

According to E!, "Jon is back at work at a normal job not in media or entertainment," the source says. "He's working in technology, which he did before the show."

E! is calling it a Christmas miracle. I think Jon is probably wishing he had done some things differently and was still pulling in six figures every month for doing pretty much nothing except raising his kids and getting free trips.