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Friday, August 13, 2010
Four parts today.
My Morning Jacket - Los Angeles
Never would have recognized this guy. It is mark Spitz. For those of you too young to remember he was the Michael Phelps of the 70's but with better hair and a stache. Think Boogie Nights. Oh, and he wore a Speedo.
I always recognize this guy though. Michael Vartan looking good.
It is hard to believe Oscar De La Hoya was married to the same person who married Travis Barker. Maybe he did it for Shanna Moakler's underwear.
Paige Davis and a whole bunch of backpacks.
Rick Fox and Eliza Dushku. Does her dress remind you of that three wolf shirt?
Christian Combs asks his dad if he is going to get a $600K car for his birthday.
Tom Cavanagh and Mr. Rent himself, Anthony Rapp. Tom is going to Ranger Smith in Yogi Bear. I wonder if he says "Yogi" more than 50 times in the movie.
Terry Crews and Gbenga Akinnagbe. Looks like Gbenga bought his shirt right before the picture. You can still see where it was folded.
Tallulah Willis seems to have forgotten her pants. Well she is 16. I mean pants might not have crossed her mind.
Monday, July 05, 2010
The Lily Allen baby rumors have begun again. Not so much for the baby bump, but also because she did not booze it up or smoke this weekend.
Speaking of babies, apparently Lionel Richie is the father of Jessica Simpson's baby.
Jessica better look out though because Brooke Shields has eyes for Lionel also.
Lewis Hamilton signing some autographs.
Madonna and Jesus canoodling.
Milow - Madrid
Michael Vartan hanging out in Rome.
Nicholas Hoult in Esquire.
The why everyone hates Paris Hilton picture of the day. Could she be any more annoying.
Rosie Huntington Whitely asks director Michael Bay for her motivation for getting into the car. "Umm, Rosie, it's a car. You use it to drive from point A to point B." But Michael, I imagine I am being chased by a ghost. Wouldn't this be better?
Meanwhile, Shia just laughs.
Ryan Kwanten bringing some joy to a child's life in Sydney.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Engaged? Not Engaged? It Doesn't Matter - The Jennifer Love Hewitt/Jennifer Garner Conspiracy Theory
There seems to be a battle of tabloids this morning as to whether or not Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt got engaged last night in Long Beach. At a comedy club. That's right because everyone knows the way to the heart of a woman is to get her to come up on stage after she has been forced to laugh at your stale jokes for two hours for the umpteenth time and then get proposed to with no ring in front of a surly drunk crowd that has just been forced to buy 3 drinks at inflated prices and are just now receiving their bills. Mmmm. That is a Hallmark moment for sure.
The NY Post says the engagement is real. Others have jumped on their bandwagon. Why not? The wagon is big and shiny and filled with good news. Then there are those who say it was all just a ploy from the audience because they were drunk and thought chanting, "marry her," would be better than "show us your t**ts."
What all the tabloids are forgetting is that it doesn't really matter if they are engaged or not. The only thing an engagement does is allow the tabloids to run some covers of Jennifer's dream honeymoon or dress or blah, blah, blah. They love Jennifer though. You know why? Because all they have to do is change the occasional Aniston to Love Hewitt and substitute some pictures and they are good to go.
I haven't been able to figure out what makes Jennifer Love Hewitt dump them. I do have a theory I would like to share with all of you now though. I know how much you enjoyed my last theory about how Four Weddings And A Funeral is essentially the same movie as Notting Hill.
My new theory is that this Is Jennifer Love Hewitt's Jennifer Garner moment. Yep. Let us go back in time shall we. Jennifer Garner was on a hit show and was married to Scott Foley. Jennifer Love is on a hit show and was engaged to Ross McCall.
Jennifer Garner started dating her co-star Michael Vartan. Jennifer Love Hewitt started dating her co-star Jamie Kennedy. Michael Vartan got his heart crushed. Jamie Kennedy will get his heart crushed. Now, Jennifer married Ben who was dating a Jennifer. Jennifer Love is going to marry the next guy she dates who was dating a Jennifer. See how this works? It is like some Kennedy/Lincoln thing. This is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night. Well, that and an enlarged prostate.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
It's the missing link. How could I not put the missing link on the top of the photos. I always thought it was Denise Richards, but apparently I was wrong and some kind of lemur is the missing link. Can you believe this was sitting in some guy's garage for like 20 years?
Every few months 50 Cent and Bette Midler do this charity thing together, and every few months I always wonder if maybe they donate to each other's charity if you know what I mean.
Seriously? If It were father's day I would say this is what happens when you have six kids who buy you gifts and you try and wear them all at once. I would have also accepted,"hey honey. How can I make this outfit look even more god awful?" "Wear a pinkie ring."
A first time appearance for Beth Riesgraf. I want to apologize to Beth for having to put her right after that photo of Brad Pitt or as he likes to call himself, "Captain Douchtastic."
"I can't take it anymore!!! I slept with the PC guy."
Ed Helms and Heather Graham's new breasts.
Eminem - Detroit
Two very funny guys who apparently have a tough time keeping their eyes open when the camera flashes. George Lopez and Bill Engvall.
Holly Hunter is one stomach flu away from looking like the missing link.
Jane Kaczmarek & someone I haven't seen in awhile Nancy Travis.
As skinny as Kyra Sedgwick is, she still seems to be about the size of two Holly Hunters.
Michael Buble - Los Angeles
Mary McCormack getting some free stuff.
The cast of Melrose Place, minus of course the worst actress in the cast (probably), but the biggest star, at least in her mind, Ashlee Simpson.
Michael Vartan looks like he gets new ink every time I see his picture.
If you have ever had a fantasy about Ryan Gosling moving your furniture, now is your chance to get a really good mental image.
The randomness of the day includes Scott Bakula, Ray Romano and Andre Braugher.
I actually like Taylor Swift. I wish she would stop doing the whole Jennifer Lopez eye thing, but I do like her and think she is talented.
Obviously the Dodgers, by assigning the number they did agree with the contribution Whitney Port makes to society. On a side note, I'm thinking the over under on getting those jeans on was about 15 minutes.
Will and Jada. I just feel like I have to when they show up somewhere.
Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper. Oh, and a chicken. Because, you know. Well, umm. I don't know.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sam Roberts is your Artist of The Year at this year's Juno Awards, so he gets the top spot. It is also his first time in the photos, and has therefore achieved the rare double double. Yes, the award is named after the In-N-Out burger of the same name. So, you know it is truly a prestigious honor.
I feel bad because I'm always posting photos of Zac and Vanessa and tend to ignore Ashley Tisdale. Well, today, Ashley can have the spotlight.
How long has it been for Bo Derek and John Corbett?
Do you remember when Jerry Springer would have shows about moms in their 40's who were acting like their teenage daughter? Yeah, I know it also usually involved mom trying to have sex with her daughter's friends, but you miss the point. Actually, I don't even know what my point was going to be except that Cameron needs to stop dressing herself.
The Emily. It just doesn't work as well. I need to come up with a nickname for Emily Deschanel. Sure, Mrs. Enty would work.
I don't know if I have ever seen the entire Ethan Embry family out somewhere.
Ellen Pompeo out doing some good work at Boston's Children Hospital. Judging by the sign, they knew she was coming and to have the cameras ready. I'm also guessing that most of the kids have no idea who she is, but at least she went, so I will keep my mouth shut.
Frankie Muniz and as he made perfectly clear, his girlfriend, Elycia Turnbow. He said it so many times, it makes you wonder how often he has had one.
One of my favorite people in the world. Gabrielle Anwar.
The deer in the headlights award goes to Ginnifer Goodwin.
Halle and her daughter.
And Halle again. Yes, I love Halle.
Just because I know all of you are curious about whether or not Heather Mills is still alive.
Angelina must have been hit by a car or something.
Speaking of cars. That is a very nice car occupied by Johnny Depp and Aaron Eckhart.
A very rare appearance for Jason Isaacs in the photos.
"In the Navy."
Madness - Gold Coast, Australia
Sarah McLachlan & Melissa McClelland - Vancouver
It has been a long time since Maggie Q has been in the photos. She looks lovely as usual.
Michael Vartan and Marley who I fear they will keep trotting out for the next 30 years.
So, every time I talk to any Canadian, they all without question condemn Nickelback. Everyone hates them. So, how come they won Group Of The Year?
Prince - Los Angeles
The Queen is 39. Happy Birthday Queen Latifah.
Rachel McAdams doing some press for State Of Play.
Also present was Ben Affleck.
The very classy Reba McEntire.
In the game, "Would You Rather," is there an option C, like killing yourself?
Not a bad way to end. A little Viggo Mortensen.