Grammy Parties Gossip
First going back to Clive's - This aging, non-musical, star got him some special hand loving right there at the dinner table. No one was around and they thought it was safe. Unfortunately for the loving couple, someone walked by RIGHT at the most inconvenient moment and made sure to share the news with everyone.
First going back to Clive's - This aging, non-musical, star got him some special hand loving right there at the dinner table. No one was around and they thought it was safe. Unfortunately for the loving couple, someone walked by RIGHT at the most inconvenient moment and made sure to share the news with everyone.
So, I was at the Warner Music Group after party for all of 30 minutes. Quite possibly the lamest after party of all time. HOWEVER, it had one very happy moment for me. Michael Buble was being his usual asinine self and doing his best to make Scarlett Johansson run and hide. Instead, she ran to me. That is right. She ran to me and away from Justin and Josh and all the other J's she dates in the world. For five minutes I was her protector. It was also the only time in my life I was PRAYING for a pap to show up. Five minutes of heaven before being rudely kicked to the curb when her friend came back from the bathroom. 
Yes, Petra and James were there, and it does not matter because I am telling you it was all for show baby.
That girl is absolutely stunning and seems like a very nice girl. Is that true, EL????
ReplyDeleteDon't make Hex and I jealous.....
Where's Jeese?
Cyn
Don't make Hex and I jealous.....
ReplyDeleteNice Freudian slip there, Cyn.
;-)
Was Whitney "Jerkin' the Gerkin" ? She's pretty much glued to that old man's side these days...
ReplyDeleteEL there are no words that can express my jealously
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing about old Whit and Clive? Hand job at the table? Damn whit!! Maybe he paid for that nice wig she had on that night. We all know she is broke as hell.
ReplyDeleteScarlett a blind item? Is the B actress who loans herself out to whoever, but plays for the same team?
"Back to Clive's" can mean that this tory is a continuation of the description of the events at Clive Davis' party, or it can be a description of a sex act performed on Clive. Ambiguous wording.
ReplyDeleteNo he said aging but non-musical star so it can't be Whitney
ReplyDeletehey, keep up the good work EL! I still follow your column but with graduate school it's hard to take the time to comment.
I haven't seen Jeeze recently. Maybe she's on the board.
Thanks!
Um, Hez, I SWEAR, it was a mistake......
ReplyDeleteheh.
Cyn
Claid, technically the "aging non-musical star' is the one who was being, err..'loved'. So the one doing the loving could still be Whitney.
ReplyDeleteAging, non-musical? Quincy Jones or Clive himself?
ReplyDeletelmao
i don't see scarlett as that blind item she just isn't linked to enough guys not in a public enough way if she was trying to hide playing for the same team she would be photographed a lot more on the arms of famous guys.
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