HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!
I hope everyone got what they wanted or will get what they want. I also hope that you do not perform unnecessary surgery on your significant other if nothing wonderful comes forth. Sometimes a box of Whitman's from the gas station says I love you also. Last night as I lay awake thinking of this blog, I thought to myself that we should examine some of today's celebrity couples and decided if they are what they say they are and if so, how long they will last. So, I will be doing that all day long and hope you will trash me or agree with me or anything in between.
But first, I think nothing says Valentine's Day more than the confession that you love going both ways. Yes, Pete Wentz says it only involves kissing. Sure. I can see that, and the photo of Morrissey right behind your pillow also. If you are admitting to making out with guys in a national magazine, what are you doing with guys in private? 
Happy ValENTine's Day, hotstuff!
ReplyDeletexo Hez
happy valentine's day to you too, ent.
ReplyDeletebunny kisses!
Happy Valentine's Day everyone. That Pete Wentz picture brings back memories of Peengate.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite day ever. Ever. I'm actually way ahead of Pete and picturing him giving Ryan Ross a good snogging becuase even if Ryan doesn't actually even swing that way, what make-up wearing little emo boy is going to resist tonguing down his fanboy crush just once. Peter Kingston Wentz III never ceases to make me happy. \o/
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Pete Wentz fan....but I think that's kind of hot!
ReplyDeleteMy mom always said I had the morals of an alley cat, though.
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BACK OFF, HEZ!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding.
Happy Valentine's Day, hot laywer man....
Cyn
Oh, and my apologies for my complete lack of typing skills today....
ReplyDeleteCyn
Significant Other?? Never heard of it. Is it a new band??
ReplyDeleteGawd, isn't this stupid holiday OVER yet?
(Bitter, party of one, your table is ready.)
Ugh, I'm so tired of the obsession with oral sex, and now it'll be anal. You know, men and women have two parts that fit together perfectly and make everybody happy. Try that some time, Pervy Pete! Or just stick to guys.
ReplyDeleteI guess he wants to get this out there so his groupies will know what he's looking for.
By the way, my post (4:40 PM) refers to the link about Pete Wentz where he says he's into anal sex. You have to follow the link to know what I'm talking about.
ReplyDelete^ Who cares? Sit around moralizing. I'm sure Pete won't be!
ReplyDeleteHave fun Pete with whoever! (Stay safe and use a condom!)
Happy Valentine's!
Yeah man, who has time for moralizing when you're busy fucking your lady friend up the ass?
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