Thursday, February 01, 2007

In case you are bored this afternoon---

Joe "convict" Francis compares which woman is better in bed. Your choices are Stank, aka Paris Hilton and the sexy Tara Reid. Enjoy

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Ent I was wondering if you know what happened to this site http://www.twodorks.com/faxes/fax-celebritygossip.htm? It is not the original one....I saw an updated version and it disappeared. It is very juicy!!!

Anonymous said...

omg, joe francis is the ultimate scum bag!

he has absolutely no respect for any woman...how unbelievably sad.

Anonymous said...

HOW DID HE SLIP THROUGH NATURAL SELECTION?? HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WEEDED OUT SEVERAL MILLENIA AGO.

ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN ONE NIGHT IN HERPES KNOWS SHE CAN'T GIVE HEAD TO SAVE HER LIFE. HE PICKED TARA REID B/C THEY'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS AND HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO SLAG.

FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD SHE GETS PAID ENOUGH FOR WHAT SHE DOES THAT SHE SHOULD BE *AMAZING*.


ON ANOTHER NOTE: THE RED PIECE OF PAPER FROM PARISEXPOSED WITH NOTES ABOUT THE LAPD WAS "LOOKING AT NICK" AND HOW SOMENE TOLD US MAGAZINE THAT TARA REID HIT HER ARE THE NOTES SHE WROTE TO HERSELF AFTER SHE GOT BEAT UP IN A VEGAS BATHROOM AND WAS TOO COKED TO GO TO THE COPS WITH THE DETAILS.

HERPES HILTON IN THE ACT OF SLANDERING OTHERS TO COVER HER OWN DISEASED TRACKS.

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL KARMA CATCHES UP WITH HER (LIKELY IN THE FORM OF A TERMINAL STD).

Anonymous said...

Narc, dude... I would like to read your posts, but unfortunately, I'm finding them a bit hard on the eyes. You may have heard this before, but it's commonly considered to be yelling when someone posts all in upper case, and a little judicious use of the caps lock key would make things easier to read all around. Would you consider it?

Please and thank you in advance.

Anonymous said...

"Bitch done set me up."

Marion Barry

I write not to praise Parasite Hilton or Perez Hilton, but to bury them. In a very short two years, Perez Hilton, the Pumpkin Headed Pooftah of gossip, former meth addict and check thief, has flamed out like a molotov cocktail thrown into a lake because of his strange and twisted relationship with Parasite Hilton, a herpeatic, drug addicted, drunkard, racist, homophobic ex-prostitute and talentless sleazeoid. No one knows or understands the hold that Parasite has over Perez. Perhaps she has photos of Perez snorting cocaine or meth, fucking a dog or donkey, or felching her after a session with a john. We may never know.

All we can know for certain is that his incomprehensible and twisted brand of loyalty to the sleazebag Hilton has cost him his franchise, his sources, and his following. Perez Hilton advertisers take note: The hits his website receives per year are but a mere fraction of the numbers you signed up on. Former fans openly diss Pumpkin Head. His sources have dried up, leaving the Mongoloid Headed Hater struggling to find accurate news to placate his now hostile audience.

There is more than a little bit of self loathing in Queen Mario's act these days. Outting closeted homosexuals. Refusing to sanction his friend Parasite when she spouts homophobic and racist rhetoric on film, all the while condemning others who spouted much less virulent racism and homophobia. Dogging people who get assistance for the very drug addiction he's struggled with for much of his adult life, going so far as to invest a few 20 thousand or so in T shirts proclaiming "FUCK REHAB." Then turning a stunning about face as he compliments people who get assistance for their drug addictions, all the while setting himself up to be the judge of the intensity and sincerity of their efforts to clean up as he huffs on Tina alone in his filthy apartment.

Parasite's so-called career is in ruins. The body politic can finally see documentation of the sleazoid she is, and it is projectile vomiting all over her celebrity. Her 15 minutes are up, and her highest and best use is as a back door beauty on Alvarado Street, taking on all comers for 20 bucks a throw.

As for the Marielito Perez, we will enjoy watching him flounder around for a bit as he attempts to waddle out of the valtrex hole the Herpes Heiress has dug for him, until he becomes undone, presses a loaded revolver against his Mongoloid forehead, and takes the decent way out of his own infamy and psuedo celebrity.

Anonymous said...

Nice one, 9:38.

Amber said...

Now that the video isn't available anymore, could someone tell me what site it was from or sum it up really quick for me? Thanks guys :)

Amber said...

NM, found it. At some angles he looks a tiny bit like Brandon Davis.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Anon at 9:38.....hate Perez much?

Perez and Paris will be more popular than ever....America can't seem to get enough sleaze.

I'm not saying that's right or wrong....I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Did I miss out on a video? What was it of?

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