Thursday, March 29, 2007

At Least I Believe Halle Berry and Diddy Says He Goes For 30 Hours



Halle Berry says she tried to kill herself. I don't know if she went that far, but I bet she thought about it. She has been in some messed up relationships which means she probably was severely affected by them and could have tried to commit suicide. She is not trying to pull a Mandy Moore here talking about some imagined depression from a few years ago or some other celebrity who make up things for People and Parade to get pub for their new project. Yes, Halle has a new movie which gave rise to the interview, BUT, you have to admit she has been in some F-R-E-A-K-Y relationships and has been beaten and cheated on and god knows what else.

Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. 30 hours having sex with Kim Porter huh? Tantric huh?

1. I don't think Diddy has stayed in one place for 30 hours.
2. It's possible if the 30 hours includes him taking 3 hours to get dressed and undressed while he puts on music and has four or five women helping him.
3. It could be 30 hours if it includes time to answer his phone a million times.
4. Ummm. How many kids do they have? Have your kids ever left you alone for 30 hours?
5. Yes, they could've got a babysitter for the kids and gone to a hotel, but I think Diddy saves those for his other ladies.
6. 30 hours? Does that include naps?
7. He does know that often Tantric sex involves worshipping the woman right? Do you see Diddy doing that?
8. Can he go without a toothpick for 30 hours?
9. Notice he didn't say he and J-Lo went 30 hours.

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